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The TNA Impact Report: Lashley Debuts Again, The British Are Coming For Kurt Angle, and Foley Goes All Cactus Jack on Abyss
By Jay Winterz
(Check out Jay's latest audio on
ClubWWI.com, just posted today)
And here we go...
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The Show opens with the Main Event Mafia already in the ring.
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Kurt is talking.. He says the Mafia was dominant at No Surrender, and claims he didn't lose the title. He was screwed by Matt Morgan who "turned on him" during the match. Kurt announces himself vs. Morgan at Bound For Glory.
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Kurt goes on to say that they are still the most dominant force in the history of the business!!!
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AND....Here comes World Elite .They are saying that THEY are the most dominant force in TNA. Eric says that he saved Kurt from Hernandez and tonight Kurt will return the favor and help him take Hernandez out.
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Booker takes the mic and he is dogging the world elite.. Angle stops Booker and says he is a man of Integrity and will team with Eric Young tonight.
They show Lashley lacing up the boots. Commercial Match 1:
Suicide vs. Pope In a Street Fight
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Pope attacks Suicide during his entrance. The crowd was going bananas for this match..Many different TNA style chants during this one..A decent back and forth match with Suicide getting the win after hitting a DOA on a trash can.
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Winner: Suicide
Lauren is in the back with Team 3D Commercial We are back and Lauren is with Kevin Nash in the dressing room and Lauren talks about the finish of the match and Nash says that it might have been tainted, but he has fifty thousand dollars. Match 2:
Rhino vs. Brother Devon
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Devon attacks Rhino during his entrance. They battled all over.. crazy brawl.. they are really pushing these too into a feud, that I think people really won't care about..Maybe it's just me..But I think I probably speak for 98 percent of the 1.5 mill that watches TNA maybe even 99 percent...Anyway the match ends in a double count out.
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Winner: Double Countout
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They both are busted open. They keep going at it until security comes out to separate them. Brother Ray comes in and tells security to leave the ring. Ray screams at the two saying they should be fighting with each other and not against each other. They stand in the middle of the ring and Ray raises both of their hands and when Devon looks away, Rhino hits a gore on Brother Ray. NICE!!
Lauren is with Hernandez and she points out that his plan on Sunday did not work out. Hernandez says that he was there to fight on Sunday and he will take care of things on his own tonight. Matt Morgan comes out and he says that he knows that Hernandez can take care of both of them, but he wants Angle as badly as Matt wants Kurt Angle. He suggests that they work together. Matt talks about the boot on Sunday. He wants to know why Kurt is so upset that Matt beat him at his own game or beat him to the punch? Matt tells Kurt to enjoy things tonight. Commercial Backstage, Mick and JB are talking about finding the person who ruined the Picture in Mick's office. They show A. J. walking backstage. Commercial
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Here comes the NEW TNA Champion AJ Styles. He says after 7 LONG years he is the champ again. The Impact zone does their TNA style chants saying, "You deserve It." He dedicates the title to the Fans and Sting. AJ asks Sting to join him in the ring. Sting told its not about him its about him its about AJ. AJ recognizes Sting not pinning Kurt and going after Morgan so AJ can get the win. Sting gave AJ nothing and he earned the title. They go back and forth and AJ says he is going to do something for Sting so he gives Sting an opportunity to wrestle him for the World Title at Bound for Glory. They shake hands and and i guess that means that its on.
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Sting and A. J. hug it out and we are off to a commercial.
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Match 3:
Knockout Tag Titles:
The champions Sarita and Taylor Wilde vs. ODB and Tara
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A very good back and forth match here. I must admit the ladies do a great job here in TNA. Kong comes out and fights with Tara all the way to the back. The champs get the win with their spring board dropkick/german suplex combo.
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Winners: Taylor Wilde and Sarita
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Tara comes out and tries to explain to ODB what happened and they get in each others faces and Tara knocks the flask out of ODB's hand.(OH,Tara You shouldn't of done that!! That drunk B---h is gonna get ya)
We are Backstage with JB and Mick as they talk to Lethal Consequences about the picture. They don't think it was them but they will ask Alex Shelley next. Match 4:
X Division Title
Daniels vs. Homicide vs. Samoa Joe
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Joe and Homicide looked to be on the same page before they turned on each other. Really good match.. The finish came with Homicide and Joe arguing and then Homicide pie faced Joe. Homicide with a neck breaker to Joe. Homicide yells at Joe but Joe pops up and Joe hits a half nelson suplex and Joe puts Homicide in the choke and Homicide taps.
Winner: Samoa Joe Matt Morgan and Hernandez are walking in the back. Commercial Match 5:
Eric Young and Kurt Angle vs. Hernandez and Matt Morgan
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This was an ok match.. But I might just be saying that because I hate 3 out of the 4 wrestlers..(I like Kurt,so you figure out the rest) So this match could of been the greatest match..EVERRRRRRRRRR!! and I would still say that it SUCKED!!!
Anyway..Morgan and Hernandez win after Angle pulls Young in front of a bicycle kick.
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Winners: Matt Morgan and Hernandez
After the match Bashir and Kiyoshi confront Angle. Angle knocks them both the "F" out. British Invasion comes down and stares at Kurt.Then show Booker and Steiner standing at the top of the ramp. Kurt walks past British Invasion to Steiner and Book and the 3 leave together. We are back and Shelley and Sabin are drinking. Foley and Borash have fingerprints. Sabin reminds Mick and Jeremy that they were at the announce table. Foley says that they might not have wrecked the picture, but their music is the worst. (FUNNY)Alex tells Mick to check the video tape.
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Lauren is with Hamada
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They show Lashley walking in the back.
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Commercial
Kevin Nash is with Daffney in the office. Nash asks about Dr. Stevie and she says that she can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. Daffney with an elbow to the groin and a punch to the head. Stevie comes in and he uses the tazer. Stevie says that Nash robbed him. Match 6:
Jethro Holiday vs. Bobby Lashley
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Pretty good match.. With Jethro getting in some offense. But in the end Lashley runs into a big boot from Holiday. Lashley comes back with a full nelson slam followed by a Dragon Sleeper for the win.
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Winner : Bobby Lashley
We see Mick Foley walking out of the production truck with a video tape.
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Commercial
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We are back and Lauren is with Abyss and he is happy that he is going to work with Mick. He says that last week was a big misunderstanding and everything is okay. Abyss says that it would be the greatest night in the history of his life if he wins the tag titles with Mick Foley.
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Match 7:
Main Event Tag Title Match
Steiner and Booker vs. Foley and Abyss
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Abyss and Foley hug before the match starts. Abyss and Booker start things off and Booker with a kick and chop. Booker tries to slam Abyss but Abyss does not budge. Abyss with a slam and then he sends Booker into the turnbuckles.
Foley is tagged in and they hit a double shoulder tackle and Foley and Abyss with elbow drops. Foley gets a near fall. Abyss with a double clothesline to Steiner and Booker. Foley tags back in and he kicks Abyss and hits the double under hook DDT. Foley leaves the ring and tags Abyss back in. Booker with a scissors kick for the three count.
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Winners: Scott Steiner and Booker T
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After the match, Foley grabs the video tape and he walks to the ring with it. Foley says that it was Abyss all this time. He hits Abyss with the tape then a forearm to the back of the head. Abyss starts to bleed.
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J.B. comes out . Foley gets the barbed wire bat and he hits Abyss with it in the back. He gives Abyss a shot to the head and he drops the bat on Abyss.
Foley leaves the ring.
SHOWS OVER FOLKS!! GO HOME!!
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