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The TNA Impact Report: Super Dave Is TNA's Celebrity Host, Jim Nedihart Wins, and What About Raven?
By Jay Winterz
And Here We Go!!
We start off by looking back at Hulk Hogan signing with TNA. Following that, we watch the owner’s meeting with the wrestlers.
Mick Foley is with Super Dave Osborne in his office.They talk about Super Dave's new show on Spike TV and about Foley's new book. As a favor, Mick tells Dave that he can make one match tonight. Suddenly, Jay Lethal comes in looking for Hogan. Lethal then talks to Dave and learns he'll be wrestling tonight...but wants to know who his opponent is going to be.
Mick Foley joins Mike and Taz at the announce table.
Match 1:
Dr. Stevie with Daffney vs Abyss
Abyss had control of this match for the most part. Stevie gets some offense in. Near the end he hits his Stevie kick, and gets a near fall. Abyss gets up and gives him the black hole slam. but then... The lights go out, and when they came back on, Stevie was on top of Abyss and got the win.
Winner: Dr. Stevie After the match, Daffney gives Stevie a chair. Foley comes to help and punches Richards. Mick checks on Abyss and then he chases Stevie. Foley then gets the chair and the lights go out again.(I think there must be a short somewhere in the fuse box for those lights to keep going out...Oh, yeah. This is wrestling. That was suppose to happen.) While there is still a blackout we see a fireball thrown.
The lights go back on and Raven is in the ring and he hits the DDT on Mick. Security checks on Foley.. While Raven, Stevie, and Daffney stand in the ring.
Commercial Raven, Stevie, and Daffney are in the back with Jeremy Borash. They talk about what just happened. Mike and Taz are wondering how the signing of Hogan will affect Sting. Next week, Sting will be interviewed about the Hulkster coming to TNA. They show a Sting and Hogan video package. Match 2:
Alissa Flash vs Traci Brooks
They lock up and then go back and forth, trading offense. Flash gets a good kick in to injure Traci's arm. In the end Flash puts on an arm bar and Traci taps out.
Winner: Alissa Flash After the match, Traci attacks Alissa from behind. Traci tells Alissa that she is going to kill her. Commercial Match 3: Jay Lethal vs Jim Neidhart in a Legend’s Challenge
WOW. Neidhart is huge!! anyway.. Neidhart starts off with some punches then delivers a back body drop. The Anvil misses a move and Lethal hits a double sledge from the top rope. Lethal nails some Macho Man like jabs to Neidhart followed by a clothesline. Jay then goes for a cross body ,but Neidhart catches him and hits a power slam for the surprising win.
Winner: Jim Neidhart
They show an interview of Lauren with Bobby Lashley. Velvet, Madison, and Lacey are shown walking in the back. Commercial Back from the break and Super Dave is in the office and he is on the phone with Mick from the hospita while Jeremy Borash stands byl. Dave says that he is in charge and wants a match to be put together in honor of Mick. Jeremy says that the X Division is the way to go. Match 4: Lacey Von Erich, Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne, and Awesome Kong vs Tara, Sarita, ODB, and Taylor Wilde
Madison and Tara start things off . There is actually a lot descent spots in this one. In the end, ODB tags in and she goes crazy on everyone. She follows with a splash into the corner on Velvet and then Madison. ODB then hits her version of the bronco buster to Velve, following up with a fall away slam to Madison and finally the Shawn Michael's kip-up. Lacey clothesline's ODB. Tara punches Lacey but Kong comes in and knocks Tara down. Taylor tries for a cross body on Kong but bounces right off Kong. Kong hits the Implant Buster and Kong gets the win for her team.
Winners: Velvet Sky, Awesome Kong, Madison Rayne, and Lacey Von Erich
The X Division stars are in the Super Dave office.
Commercial They show Kurt Angle walking in the back. We now see the footage of the Lashley/Steiner hotel confrontation. Kurt Angle comes out to the ring. He talks about A.J. Styles and Matt Morgan. You know, about how they are now almost at his level, and he respects them. But He does not have respect for a punk who comes off the street and tries to break his neck. Kurt says that Desmond Wolfe went for his weakness but two weeks later, he is back in his wrestling ring. He says that he will end his career on Sunday at the PPV. Desmond Wolfe appears on the
TNA-Tronblaster 2000. Desmond says that he is not here to beat Angle, he is here to end Angle’s career. Desmond tells Kurt to bring his mangled body into the ring on Sunday. Wolfe tries to be sneaky, and attack Angle from behind but Kurt avoids it and catches Wolfe. Wolfe gets out of the ring. They start to go at it on the floor. Angle gets a chair but Desmond moves out of the way and lands a DDT on the floor. Wolfe slams the Olympian with a chair as we head to commercial.
Commercial Super Dave Osborne is now at ringside with Mike and Taz. Match 5:
Amazing Red, Chris Sabin, and Alex Shelley vs Kiyoshi, Sheik Abdul Bashir, and Homicide
The World Elite starts the attack as soon as the bell rings. A wild start to an O. K. match. In the end Red tags in and hits a double drop kick and a spin kick to Kiyoshi and Bashir. Red then elbows Bashir and kicks Kiyoshi. Red then does a corkscrew plancha onto Kiyoshi. Shelley the delivers a cross body while Sabin puts a neck breaker on Bashir for the 3.
Winners: Amazing Red, Alex Shelley, and Chris Sabin Lauren is with Desmond Wolfe.
Commercial Team 3D come to the ring and Rhino is with them. They talk about how Dixie Carter said that there would be a lot of changes in TNA and the locker room and that they would have to make the choice whether they are on board or not on board. Ray says that they are on board. Last week, he had a choice and he chose to use a steel chair on Matt Morgan and Hernandez. He had some time to think about that choice and he was glad to make it. Ray tells Rhino that he is sorry that he did not believe him. He says that Rhino has had their back for the last 15 years while everyone else tries to stab them in the back. Ray calls out Hernandez and Matt Morgan.
Hernandez and Matt Morgan come out. Brother Ray insults them. He says that he cannot understand what Hernandez is saying. He brings up their challenge for Turning Point and wonders if they have a partner or if they are waiting for a partner to be given to them by TNA management. Matt says that they can take care of them by themselves. Devon tells them that they better hope that someone answers their call because they will be taken out. And now.. D’ Angelo Dinero's music starts to play. He says that they don't have to look for a partner, because he will be there partner.
Commercial
Lauren is with part of the World Elite. She talks about the suspensions being lifted and Eric Young complains about how TNA management did not live up to their suspension and he says that this is a sign of poor management.
They show the card for Turning Point PPV. Commercial Jeremy Borash is with A. J. Styles and he asks about the title match. Jeremy suggests that A. J. and Daniel's are not on the same page.
Match 6:
Brutus Magnus and Doug Williams vs James Storm and Robert Roode in a Non Title Match
This was a pretty good match. Good ring work from both teams, but in the end Storm brings Williams in and hits a bulldog. Storm then throws Magnus out to the apron .Storm and Roode then deliver a double suplex on Williams. A chair is brought into the ring and Magnus wants to use it but Williams stops him. Williams and Magnus collide and Williams is sent outside the ring. Roode and Storm hit DWI for the win.
Winners: James Storm and Robert Roode
Lauren talks to Roode and Storm after the match. Commercial We are back and Matt Morgan, Hernandez, and D’ Angelo Dinero are talking to Jeremy Borash. Lauren is with Daniels. Daniels says that he and A.J. Styles are still friends, but when the bell rings, there are no friends. If TNA supported him the way that the company supported Styles, he could have been champion. Daniels wants to know why the match is a three way on Sunday instead of a singles match. They show footage of Joe choking out A.J. Styles last week. Match 7: Samoa Joe vs A. J. Styles in a Non Title Match
This was a good match, for the time they were given. They chase each other in and out the ring for a few moments. They get back in the ring, and Styles hits his back flip style drop kick. Joe then takes over the match and throws a few punches then puts on a Crossface. Styles manages to get to the ropes. Joe hits A. J with a clothesline. Styles gets up the he hits a PELE kick. Styles goes up to the top rope but Daniels hits the ropes and Styles goes to the mat. While Styles and Daniels argue,Joe is shown laughing. Joe sneaks up from behind and puts a choke hold on Styles and Styles is going,going, he's gone.. Lights out!!
Winner: Samoa Joe After the match, Joe stands over Styles with the belt raised in the air.
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