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This Week In TNA
The TNA Impact Report: Samoa Joe Chokes Out Bobby Lashley, Lacey Von Erich is a Beautiful Person, and The Foley-Abyss Battle Continues
By Jay Winterz
Oct 3, 2009 - 8:51 AM

And here we go...

Abyss comes down to the ring . He says that his doctors said that he cannot compete tonight... but he wants some answers .

Mick Foley’s music comes on and he comes out. Mick wants to know what he owes Abyss. Does he owe him the 24 years of blood, sweat, and tears? Does he owe him for paving the way for guys like Abyss to have a career? Does he owe Abyss for giving him the flannel shirt to continue the hardcore tradition? Mick says that is not going to happen.

Abyss says that he was trying to save Foley against Kevin Nash. He explains that he did not know what Kevin was going to do to Mick. Abyss sees the picture as an accident. He was going to for the barbed wire bat to save Mick. Foley says that it was an accident when Abyss entered his private office. Mick asks if Abyss was invited into the office. He says that he did not need Abyss help and he did not need to be saved. Mick asks if he needed to be saved when he was tossed of Hell in a Cell, or when he had his ear ripped off?

Abyss tells Mick that he is . . . I mean ..was his hero. He says that he idolized Foley. He wanted to be like him. He got into this business because of Foley. Mick says that his actions were a bit extreme. He also says that he was in a hospital last week having pieces of a video tape removed from his hand. Foley then presents a gift for Abyss and it is the caricature of Foley and Jeremy Borash. Foley says that it is not the original.  It is a copy, a cheap imitation. He then says that if anyone knows about cheap imitations and rip offs, it would be Abyss himself, or rather,  Chris. Foley mentions the Monster’s Ball but when it comes to comparisons between them, Abyss isn't even in the same league. Foley says that Abyss is a wannabe. Mick finishes off by hitting Abyss with the framed caricature and then  leaving the ring.

Commercial

Backstage, Lauren is trying to calm Abyss down.

Match 1:

Amazing Red vs Consequences Creed vs Sheik Abdul Bashir vs Kiyoshi vs Jay Lethal in a Ladder Match for an X Division Title Match next week

Red sits back and watches the 2 teams fight each other. Red grabs the ladder and brings it in the ring. Lethal with some jabs to Kiyoshi.  Lethal with some jabs to Red but Red hits a arm drag and back elbow. Creed hits Red but Red delivers a drop kick. Kiyoshi and Bashir double team Red while Lethal and Creed are out on the floor. Red hits a drop kick then gets a ladder and puts it in the ring. Nobody else is in the ring as Red climbs. Lethal grabs Red’s foot and Creed hits a flying bulldog.

They interrupt the match to show Abyss threatening people backstage.

Back in the ring . Lethal hits the Lethal Combination on Bashir. Jay climbs up the ladder but Red pushes the ladder over and Lethal hits the ropes.  Amazing gives a kick to Kiysohi followed by a spin kick to Bashir. Red then hits a tornado DDT to Kiyoshi followed by a springboard DDT to Lethal. Red lands a kick to Creed, gets the contract, and wins.

Winner: Amazing Red

Abyss is still looking for Foley.

J. B. stops Amazing Red inside the Impact Zone to talk about his title match.

Commercial

Jeremy is in the interview area and he is with Dr. Stevie and Daffney to talk about Stevie’s match with Kevin Nash.

Match 2:

Dr. Stevie with Daffney vs Kevin Nash

The bell rings and Stevie runs out of the ring and Nash follows ahim. Daffney distracts Stevie with a few kicks then they get back in the ring. Stevie punches Nash and then he connects with a head butt. Nash gets to his feet and he throws Big Stevie Cool into the turnbuckles. Stevie has the baton but Nash hits a big boot when Stevie charges in. Big Sexy pulls the straps down and hits a jackknife power bomb for the 3.

Winner: Kevin Nash

World Elite are with J.B.

Commercial

The World Elite and Main Event Mafia are in the Main Event Locker Room.

Match 3:

Traci Brooks vs Christy Hemme in a Battle of the Playboy Models Match

Traci throws Christy into the ropes. Traci with a kick. Traci  connects with knees to the back and gets a near fall. Traci tosses Christy by the hair but she charges into boots. Christy takes Traci down by the hair and then Christy with a scissors kick for a near fall. Christy goes to the turnbuckles for the "HOT FIRE CROTCH" leg drop "YUMMY" but she misses. Traci can only get a 2 count. Traci with a chop but Christy avoids a charge by Traci and Christy gets the 3 count with a sunset flip.

Winner: Christy Hemme

After the match, Traci attacks Christy.

Commercial

Abyss finally finds Foley but Mick hits him with the barbed wire bat. Abyss comes back by choking Foley and they fight on the equipment. This brings out Security, who can do nothing to stop them .

We go to an interview that Mike Tenay conducted with A.J. Styles and Sting.

Commercial

Tara comes to the ring to watch the next match.

We see footage from last week’s tag title match when Kong attacked Tara and Tara’s confrontation with ODB.

Match 4:

ODB vs Awesome Kong with Raisha Saeed for the TNA Women’s Title

They start off with Kong giving a forearm to ODB but ODB responds with her own forearm. Forearms are flying back and forth and then they each grab the other’s hair. ODB with some chops and then she tries for a  shoulder block but Kong does not move. Kong misses a splash. ODB misses a charge into the corner and Kong delivers a splash. Kong then gives ODB a PITSTOP(ref. old nasty boys moves). Kong hits a slam and leg drop for a near fall.

Saeed confronts Tara at the announce table. Tara leaves the announce table and Kong get distracted and grabs Tara by the hair, but Tara drops Kong on the top rope and ODB gets a rollup for the 3.

Winner: ODB

After the match, Tara gets into the ring  and they push each other. ODB hits a forearm. Tara lands with somes punches in response. Both women punch each other but Kong get back in the ring and she hits the Implant Buster on ODB... and then Tara gets one too.

Kurt Angle is in his locker room .

Commercial

Match 5:

Kurt Angle vs Hernandez

They lock up and Angle has a side head lock on Hernandez . Hernandez hits a suplex attempt but Angle escape. Hernandez with a shoulder tackle and then he tries to toss Angle with his shirt but Angle escapes and goes outside the ring. Super mex suplexes Angle from the apron with a delayed vertical suplex. Angle punches Hernandez and then he kicks Hernandez in the leg. Hernandez pushes Angle away but Angle returns to the leg and then he clips Hernandez. Angle with some punches and Hernandez punches back. Angle goes to the turnbuckles and Hernandez catches and hits a sit out powerbomb for a 2 count. Hernandez sets up for the Border Toss but Angle gets out of the hold.  Angle rolls to the floor and Hernandez follows him. They battle some more.The referee makes the 10 count and both men are counted out.

Winner : Double Count Out

After the match, the World Elite attack Hernandez .

Commercial

The Motor City Machine Guns are in the interview area with So Cal Val. Sabin admits that Foley was right about them having the worst music in wrestling. Shelley and Sabin talk about Sabin’s old music. Alex says that they will have a new entrance theme and you will hear it next week.

Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne come out and they have something to say. Velvet says that due to contractual issues, Angelina Love is no longer part of the group. Velvet says that it is time to come clean to the Knockouts and the fans. Velvet says that over the past year, they were nasty, rude, disrespectful. She says that it was due to Angelina. Madison takes the mic and she says that Velvet was right. Angelina turned them into monsters. She made them do things they didn't want to do. She reveals that they were afraid to go against Angelina’s orders because of the consequences (not creed...real ones). Now that Angelina is gone, they want to show their true colors. Madison explains that they want to apologize for every heinous act they have committed and start with a clean slate. Rayne wants Taylor Wilde and Sarita to come to the ring so they can apologize to them face to face.

Taylor Wilde and Sarita come to the ring. Velvet tells Sarita and Taylor that they want to apologize for their actions and they want Taylor and Sarita to forgive them.

They shake hands and then Sarita and Taylor turn their back and Velvet and Madison attack them. "I didn't see that coming" (that's sarcasm folks) Sarita and Taylor have the advantage and someone has come into the ring and she pulls Sarita off and then she clotheslines Taylor. It is Lacey Von Erich and she gives Sarita a claw. Velvet and Madison pull Lacey off and we have a new member of the group.

Val is in the interview area with Matt Morgan.

Commercial

Val is with Madison, Velvet, and Lacey. Velvet takes the mic and she introduces everyone to Lacey. Sky says that Lacey will pick up where Angelina left off. Lacey thanks everyone for the opportunity to take the ugly out of TNA.

Match 6:

Eric Young vs Matt Morgan

Morgan sends Young into the turnbuckles and then he hits the splash. Morgan has Young up and he drops Eric to the mat. Morgan tosses Young into the turnbuckles and then Morgan with a running clothesline. Morgan chokes Young on the top rope. Someone dressed like Abyss hits Morgan with a chair and it is Kurt Angle. The referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Matt Morgan by disqualification

The members of the Main Event Mafia attack Eric Young in the ring. The World Elite come to the ring and it is a brawl. And here comes TNA security.

Commercial

The brawl continues.

Commercial

We are back and the brawl still continues.

J.B. is in the locker room with Team 3D and Bobby Lashley. 

Commercial

We are back and James Storm and Robert Roode are at the announce table for the main event.

Match 7:

The British Invasion and Rhino with Rob Terry vs Team 3D and Bobby Lashley

Ray and Magnus start things off. but Magnus with a back elbow but then he runs into a clothesline. Devon tags in and they hit a double flapjack. Devon punches Magnus but Magnus with a rake of the eyes and then he tags in Williams. Lashley tags in and he punches Williams. Williams with a knee but Lashley with a back body drop and Lex Luger torture rack into Shock Treatment. Lashley clotheslines Williams over the top rope to the floor. Rhino with kicks and then Magnus is tagged in. Magnus with a front face lock and then he tags in Williams and they hit a double clothesline and Williams gets a near fall. Magnus gets hit with a choke slam. Lashley and Williams tag in and Lashley takes everyone down. Lashley with clotheslines to Williams and Magnus and then a shoulder to Rhino. Lashley hits a running power slam on Williams but Magnus and Rhino break it up. It's Table Time with the Dudleys. Lashley hits a double clothesline and then Team 3D hit neck breaker combo and then Lashley puts a Dragon sleeper on Williams and Williams taps out.

Winners: Team 3D and Bobby Lashley

Lashley is with the fans. Storm, Roode, and Team 3D drink a few cold ones. But Samoa Joe attacks Lashley and puts Lashley in the Tazmission.  Lashley goes to sleepy land as we finish up.

SHOWS OVER FOLKS!! GO HOME!!



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