Triple H wants the WWE Title. Oh yes. He wants that title badly. He's hooted about it. He's hollered about it. He's shouted it from the rooftops. But now he sings about it. That's right. In a Raw Insanity exclusive, it's the World Premiere of Hunter Hearst Helmsley's hit "Be Prepared"...Read More
The shows were simple. With a big in-ring setup, Killer Khan would come down the aisle to the song "99 Red Balloons" and then do a little dance. After that, he would point to the entry way and await his guest. Once the interview subject arrived, Khan would spit green mist in his face.Read More
In keeping with the tradition of advancement and the desire to present the performers of WWE in a larger-than-life light, undercard wrestlers will be known as "superstars," while the top tier performers will be referred to by the new term "Triple H."Read More
Hanging me on your Christmas tree would frighten Santa away and force him to rethink giving you gifts. But guess what. WWE made me. Know why? Because you bought me. Maybe not you, specifically, but you or other fans like you. It's more common than you think. Read More
Tired of the same old amusement park? Need something Xtreme? Well, tell Disneyland and Six Flags to "get the F out," because this year you should go to...Read More
Are you on crack? Smoke-o el loco coke-o, amigo? You're two feet tall! Merit? Johnny Ace sends me an email every day asking if he can shoot you. Did you know that? Bang bang. No foolies. He has a gun. Merit?! Read More
Nah ah! No way! Here's the plan. We're gonna convince Chris Benoit that he won the Royal Rumble. He's gonna be thinking that he's going to WrestleMania to fight the champion. Come on, man! You're Chris Benoit! You ain't going to WrestleMania! Dax is going to be playing the role of the Big Show...Read More
In wrestling, there are no red flags. The characters on air do what they do and no one stops to wonder why. They just figure, "That dude's crazy." But that crazy could hide bigger issues. Allow me to help diagnose some of these ailments just like my favorite Monday Night star - Dr. House. Read More
