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Readers Predict 2009 Round 1: Deacon Done, Triple H Gets Gold, Evan Bourne Does Too, Your Olympic Hero Returns To WWE, Your Hardcore Hero Leaves WWE, and More

By World Wrestling Insanity Readers
Dec 24, 2008 - 1:40 PM


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(JG Note:  This is the first round of reader predictions for 2009.  We will have more predictions, as well as the 2008 Year End Award Winners, over the next week.  You can still send along your predictions to 2008@worldwrestlinginsanity.com)

 


 

"Batista calls it a day and retires
 
At least one of the current "Main Event Mafia" will appear on WWE programming before the end of 2009
 
TNA will have at least one 5* match. unfortunately for those involved, they will subsequently be squashed by Kevin Nash
 
Jeff Hardy will win the WWE Title
 
Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, and Jack Swagger will all be major players by the end of the year. If there's any justice; Kofi, CM Punk, and Bourne will be given the massive exposure guys of their size deserve. Kingston especially excites the heck out of me; I think he's an incredible and charismatic talent.
 
John Cena and Randy Orton's edgey personalities will win them more fans than their previous incarnations combined.
 
HHH will win a World/WWE Title again (because the year has a 2 in it)
 
Samoa Joe will still be booked to look like s**t by TNA. If i want to be really bold; there will be rumours of his jumping to WWE before the end of 2009 unless TNA get their act together.
 
I will buy a Kofi Kingston "Jamaican Me Crazy" t-shirt"
- Mark in London

"1. Triple H winning at least three more World Titles to put him towards his goal of 17.

2. Jeff Hardy finally straightening out enough to capture a World Title.
 
3. I see Money in the Bank for Kofi which will lead to him being the first Loser in the Bank.

4. I see Batista whining his way over John Cena at Wrestlemania but also his age and his body wearing him out of full time wrestling before the end of the year.

5. I see Intercontinental Gold for Evan Bourne.

6. And last I see another mass firing somewhere down the line, which will include some comination of a whole ton of rookies who never got past ECW, Ryder, Hawkins, Val Venis, some divas, Goldust (again), Hardcore Holly, Manu, D-Lo Brown, Dolph Ziggler, and Vickie Guerrero."
- Chris Hageman

 
"-CM punk will win the world title agian.

-HBk and JBL will have a awesome feud that will end at WrestleMania.

-TNA will headline a PPV with Kurt Angle and MIck Foley in a Loser Goes to WWE match.  Not that either guy will really go, but just so TNA will have a excuse to mention WWE every week.

- Evan Bourne will win Money in the bank and challange Cm punk and have a awesome match at Summerslam."
- Matthew Campagna

 


 

"* Jeff Hardy will win the WWE Title (I hope).
* Miz and Morrison will continue to be the best in the company as a tag team.
* Kizarny, that new Fallen Angel copycat and Dolph Ziggler will all be wished the best on their future endeavors.
* The Undertaker will get progressively more generic and lame.
* Edge will continue to be the leader of the company.
* Triple H will get progressively more generic and lame.
* Shawn Michaels will be more bald, and more lazy eyed.
* No one will take Mr. Kennedy seriously....seriously.
* Behind Enemy Lines 3 and the Marine 2 will be awful.
* MVP will set a WWE record of 500 consecutive losses.
* Ric Flair will "Leave the Memories Alone."
* Vince McMahon will return and the TNA Legends Title.
* ANGLE IS WWE, SEPTEMBER 2009
* Undertaker will get even more progressively lamer, how dead can he be?"
- Adam Airforce

 


 

"Tommy Dreamer will get fired and go to TNA.  Canadian Bulldog and Aaron Wood have a grudge match; Aaron loses an eye and bulldog loses a tooth like Benoit did.  Shawn will consider retirement, then get the itch to have another title run.  Big Daddy V will return and throw up in the ring.  Boogey man will get better in the ring and Vince will decide to have him do split personalities, one without the make-up.  Bruno Sanmartino and Macho man will create their own Hall of Fame.  Stephanie will say stupid sh*t about her and HHH and continue to confuse fans not in the loop.  Sting will pull a hamstring.  Kurt Angle will get hurt.  Jeff Jarrett will have sex with Velvet Sky.  Then he'll give me a turn..."
- Ben "Hitman" Davis



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Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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