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Insanity Staff Predicts 2010 Round One: DeGeneration Split, Edge and Christian vs. Miz and Morrison, Ultimate Hall of Famer, Boy George Screwed Bret, Juicehead Swoggle, Old World Order, and More
By World Wrestling Insanity Staff
Dec 27, 2009 - 5:30 PM
R.D. Lee
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1. Undertaker will be 19-0 after beating his Wrestlemania 26 victim Chris Jericho.
2. Christian will win Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania 26 and turn heel by winning the World Heavyweight Championship against Edge after he returns as a babyface and wins the title back from Batista.
3. The Rock will guest host Raw and John Cena will come out and challenge him to a one time only singles match for Wrestlemania 26. The Rock will accept and the fans will rejoice. John Cena will win the match with heel mannerisms and plant the seeds for the big heel turn we have all been waiting for. The Rock will not appear on WWE TV after their WM showdown causing people to complain about him not caring about us once again.
4. Triple H will turn heel during a DX breakup and they will have a match at Wrestlemania 26 which HBK will win. After the match HHH will take HBK out with the sledgehammer giving Michaels his now yearly after WM vacation.They will have a rematch at SummerFest.... I mean Summerslam in which HHH will get his win back.
5. The 2010 Royal Rumble winner will be the newly babyfaced Big Show who will challenge for Smackdown's title against champion Batista at WM26 but will fail in winning it. Also in the Rumble match, Mr. Kennedy will make his suprise return and begin a fued with CM Punk that lasts most of the year.
6. Jeff Hardy will make his suprise return to WWE the night after WM26 but fail another drug test a few months later earning strike number 3 and effectively getting himself fired and never to be seen again on WWE TV, he will make a return to TNA full time along with Matt Hardy (who is released again for getting out of shape) shows up in TNA with him to shock the wrestling world..
7. Hulk Hogan will debut on TNA and fire the first shot to start the second round of the Monday Night Wars. TNA will get it's biggest rating yet which will be a 2.25. Hogan will not be featured as a wrestler very often but will shock the world when he does wrestler and faces AJ Styles in a title match and loses CLEAN to him at Bound For Glory.
8. Bret Hart will return as the manager of the Hart Dynasty and lead them to the tag team titles within a month. He will not wrestle right away but perhaps build the thought of maybe having one last match at Survivor Series against DX in a 6 on 6 elimination match which would feature Team Harts - Bret, The Anvil, DH Smith, Tyson Kidd, Teddy Hart and Natalya v.s. Team DX - HBK, HHH, The Outlaws, X-Pac and Chyna. The match would draw the biggest PPV buyrate in Survivor Series history.
9. Trish Stratus and Lita will make sporatic part time returns to help the women's division regain it's relevance after Mickie James quits to become a Country Music Star. No one will care either way and it will still suck.
10. Ric Flair, Booker T and Kurt Angle will make returns to WWE and be put in the main event mix immediately while effectively killing off the "new star movement" that WWE has recently started. We will see all the young stars stay in the IC/US title picture for at least another year."
Mike Johns
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- Hulk Hogan actually does make TNA better. Ratings don't really change, as that will probably take years and a better marketing department, but at least the over-all shows are better. And AJ actually DOESN'T get burried by the change-over, for once!
- cliffside FINALLY stops bitching about TNA taping in the Impact Zone of the Insanity Message Boards
- WWE notices the crowds 'singing along' with the Miz and decides to turn him face.
- Kofi Kingston wins Money in the Bank
- Edge & Christian reunite, feud with a freshly reuinted Miz & Morrison
- Jeff Hardy's band, PeroxWHY?gen, actually manages to record a full-length demo and play a gig.
- Someone confuses me for Aaron Wood. Upon realizing his mistake, Canadian Bulldog apologizes for running me over with his car. Then backs over me again.
- Ric Flair wrestles in America. Probably for TNA.
- Ric Flair gets diviroced. Again.
- Ric Flair gets married. Again.
- We find out Hulk's girlfriend was made from parts taken from Ashley Simpson's various cosmetic surgeries.
- Rob Liefeld gets a spot penciling WWE Comics. Afterwards, Michelle McCool is always drawn as a triple-D cup.
- Chris Harris goes back to TNA. Leaves for WWE two weeks later. Gets fired from WWE in less than 24 hours. Goes back to his day job the next day.
- Matt actually convinces Jeff Hardy to come back to WWE after TNA makes Jeff an offer."
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Ric Flair will wrestle in the US on national TV and not for WWE.
We will sadly have another wrestler pass away under the age of 50.
TNA will still be around but be in chaos.
Jim Ross will be back in the WWE.
John Cena and Randy Orton will wrestle for the WWE title on PPV.
Jeff Hardy will wrestle for the WWE again.
Rob Van Dam will be back wrestling on TV.
Ring of Honor will not be around.
Homicide will be released from his TNA contract.
A former ROH star will be in a
Wrestlemania
main event.
Kaval will become a WWE star who WWE will try to bury (ala Punk of 2 years ago) and he will still get over.
Shane McMahon will work for UFC.
Brock Lesnar will fight in MMA again.
Ultimate Warrior will be in the HOF and he will give a controversial speech.
Edge will come back, be super over as a babyface, feud with Jericho and end up a heel before 2010 is over.
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James Bullock
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With the rumors swirling of Bret Hart’s imminent return, we’ll notice a change in the patterns of once happy, but somewhat paranoid, Shawn Michaels. It will be revealed that Shawn was set up all those years ago by unknown culprit, a.k.a. the man who really said, “Ring the bell,” to Earl Hebner. Watching the Survivor Series 1997 video with Shawn after confronting him at the Royal Rumble, Bret will realize that Shawn is telling the truth. At Wrestlemania, Bret and Shawn will face the man responsible for the dastardly action, Boy George, who got turned down by both men to take a tour of Boy’s house a week earlier. After being beaten by Hart and Michaels, George will attempt to capture John Morrison and lock him in his basement. Wrestlemania 27’s main event is already set through George’s insatiable appetite.
CM Punk will have a busy year as he is announced as another failure to the WWE’s Wellness Policy. CM Punk will decide it’s time to fight the system that wrongly accused him of taking illegal substances. After weeks of researching, he’ll find that his urine was accidentally mishandled with Hornswoggle’s-who had gotten surprisingly muscular during the Spring months. Punk will set up and execute an intervention shown on the A & E series Intervention. It will win Punk another Slammy, and a chance to beat Chavo Guerrero in a weekly series of cat & mouse games.
TNA will also have a strong, talked about beginning of 2010 when Hulk Hogan debuts, announcing his plans to change TNA for the better. He’ll bring in his son, Nick, to face AJ Styles for the TNA World title. During his entrance into the arena, Nick will crash his Corvette by running over Abyss. Abyss, bloodied and practically crippled, will get all of five seconds to showcase his talents for abuse before being forgotten about again. Thankfully, this will pull Nick out of the main event, giving us AJ vs. Rhino as a replacement when Rhino happened to be just passing by. The unneeded push of Eric Young will continue as he confronts Dixie Carter with a proposition. The Young/Carter Regime (with the World Elite members as backup) will begin after Slammiversary, leading a war between them and Hulk Hogan’s crew of The Nasty Boys, Brutus Beefcake, and Bubba The Love Sponge. As hard as they try, no one will care. The fans will only be talking about the classic feud between AJ Styles and Desmond Wolfe over the TNA World title, culminating in a pair of sixty-minute draws, followed by a win for Wolfe at Bound For Glory. Samoa Joe will immediately feud with the new champ, turning Desmond into a babyface. Hulk Hogan-seeing the writing on the wall that he’s not needed-will throw out his ultimate storyline plan: A love triangle with himself, ODB, and a pack of Slim Jims he calls, “Randy.” Hogan will be promptly fired.
ROH will have a steady and stable first half of 2010, finding a nice pay-per-view home on GoFightLive.tv, giving us four live shows a year. Before the summer, ROH will reintroduce the world to a star long gone from the spotlight of wrestling. The Black Scorpion will debut at Death Before Dishonor VIII, attacking Davey Richards after another failed attempt to win the ROH World title. Davey will call out this individual, unveiling him to be Brian Kendrick after an incredible contest. Paul London will arrive shortly after, dethroning Roderick Strong to end Strong’s first ROH World title win before Strong heads to WWE. London and Kendrick will run through the company until one man stands up and defends the company he once wanted to bring down, Chris Hero. Hero will finally win the ROH World title at Final Battle 2010.
IWA-Mid South will go out of business, only to find the money to continue into 2011.
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Jamie Kennedy
"WWE will continue to roll along nicely, creating some genuine new stars on the way. In the past year we have seen the emergence of many a potential main event player and I really think/hope this will proceed. Possible surprise of the year could be The Miz, who has showed more character in his little finger than many of his peers.
TNA is a tough one to call. On one hand, the signing of Hogan could help their company but with rumours abounding that Scott Hall, Sean Waltman and chums are on their way back to form ANOTHER version of the 'NWO' (although not with that name obviously) I cannot see anything other than dwindling fan interest in the next 12 months. With so much quality young talent, I don't why the promotion are putting all their eggs in the elderly basket. Sure, men like Hall and Nash have value - they're some of the biggest names of the past 20 years in the wrestling industry. However, surely their time at the top has come to an end?" -
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