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JG's Insanity Notebook: Koko Pops, Two-Inch Hogan vs. Andre, TNA: Celebreality Edition, The Boy Toy and The Dead Man, Hunter Hearst Home-Invader, and More

By James Guttman
Mar 12, 2009 - 9:54 AM


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- Koko B. Ware is in the Hall of Fame this year.   While I don't particularly care too much either way, I think it's nice to see him honored.   Then again, I can’t help but think that if WWF Primetime Wrestling shot to a match between Koko and Bob Orton in the late '80s, I would have switched channels to Perfect Strangers or go play with some Shrinky Dinks or something.   I mean, the bird was great and everything but Demolition, Davey Boy Smith, Jacques Rougeau, and many others could come before him.   That's without even mentioning you know who-ooooooooooo yeah.   Dig it!

 

- Vicki Guerrero has the most widely varied taste in men of anyone I've ever seen.   I wouldn't be surprised if she started boffin' Hornswoggle next.

 

- WWE's Legends of WrestleMania video game looks really good to me.   Sure, it's got different controls, but I'm from the '80s, folks.   I used to play the handheld two inch LCD version of Hogan vs. Andre.   It had one button that went only up or down.   You had to be on the same line with Andre to do some sort of tackle move.   Also, the only noise it made was a high pitched beep.  

 

- On a side note, now I feel really old.   I should have ended the last blurb with the sentence, "…and it was made out of rocks and dirt and we LOVED IT!"

 

- Stan Hansen should be in the WWE Hall of Fame.   He should be in every Hall of Fame.  He's friggin' Stan Hansen.

 

- TNA is now brining in Danny Bonnucci and the girl who was on Survivor about 19 seasons ago.   One day, TNA is going to sell off everything they have and release every wrestler.   Then they're going to do an edition of Impact in an entire empty arena with Jennifer Lopez just sitting still on a chair for the full hour.  

 

- It would probably draw a 1.2 and they'll tout the success of their wrestling show to all who'll listen.

 

- I hope Triple H's home invasion and terrorizing of Randy Orton's happy family doesn't give Chyna any ideas.

 

- Kizarny got released.   Sizuprised?

 

- I have a new uncut shoot interview in the works with many more on the way, guys.   So stay tuned.   In fact, I just posted a 32 minute audio on ClubWWI.com called "Good Morning with James Guttman."   I enjoy my coffee and speak about everything from the Christian-was-supposedta angle to why nice wrestlers might have bad reps.   To show how it truly was first thing in the morning, I got the date wrong until the second half of the show.  

 

- Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker will be awesome.   The casket match that lead to Shawn's hiatus between the two was the culmination of a great feud back in the '90s.   When the DX coffin that was supposed to have Hunter in it for a silly skit ended up really being Taker, Michaels sold it great.   With the Montreal Screwjob in November and Austin 3:16 at Mania that year, most forget about the feud between the two.   It was a great one though and I'm glad to see them getting to do it again at Mania.

 

- That said, Shawn needs to cheer up.   Ever since he stopped crotch-chopping, he's so down trodden.   Buck up, Boy Toy.  

 

That does it for now.   Crocker should be by soon with his stories of eating too much barbecue and love of Lita.   Fritz Stephey is back tonight with a full review of TNA Impact as only he can.   Then tomorrow, it's Matt Dawgs in the morning with his week-in-review and Aaron Wood in the evening with some Unreal Time Smackdown coverage.   See you then.   Be well!


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Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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