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JG's Insanity Notebook: Rey Mysterio Should Not Get Clotheslined, Sharky Haas, Drowning Mike Adamle, Lance and Chris Make The Neighbors Talk, and More

By James Guttman
Sep 15, 2008 - 11:53 PM


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Hey guys.   Hopefully you caught Raw or followed up with Miss Mallory's magic real time report.   I saw the show and wanted to jump on with a few thoughts.   Take a gander….  


- So, C.M. Punk, huh?   Yeah.   That was a fun ride.   If you look at the bright side, he's higher on the food chain than he was a few months ago.   A world title run used to mean the world to a guy's position.   Now, it's a nice boost, but not necessarily much more.    In C.M.'s case, that's what happened.   It's a shame too.   With the momentum from his initial win, they could have really made this into something memorable.   It never felt like the machine was fully behind him anyway.

- I loved the end of the cage match   The funny thing about cages is that finishes like that, while enough to save some face for the loser, still feel like a finish.   You go into it knowing what the rules are.   Jericho may have tumbled out to the floor, but a win is a win.   They signed the contracts or waivers or whatnot.   They knew the risks.

- Is Manu's thing supposed to be that he's half man/half menu?   Weird gimmick, dude.  Look out, King!  JBL just asked for egg whites and Manu said NO SUBSTITUTIONS!  WATCH OUT!

- Charlie Haas is playing the gimmick I always thought Shark Boy should have played in TNA.   Rather than copy one guy, Sharky should just copy them all.   The sad thing?   Seeing Charlie do it shows me that it could get very stale very soon.

- The sadder thing?   It's still fresher than the Shark Boy thing.

- Are Chris Jericho and Lance Cade trying to make it look like they're a couple?   Because, they, uh, look like they're a couple.   When they were walking to the ring, I expected them to be holding hands.

- If WWE wants to sell me on the Rey Mysterio vs. Kane, I have two words for them.   Torture Dominick.   Now that has money written all over it.   Could you imagine the Big Red Machine cackling and calling out, "I…AM…YOUR…PAPI… NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!"   Friggin gold.   I'd totally buy that tee shirt.

- Their match was sort of messy, to be honest.   In reality, Rey can run around Kane all he wants.  The second he gets clotheslined, Mysterio should be dead.   The idea should be to never let him get hit.   Once he does, it seems so unbelievable that he could get up.   Kane is 7 feet tall and a monster.   Rey Rey is like a nine year old in a mask.   There's no match.   Let me put it this way - David can outsmart Goliath, but if Goliath hits him…it's David's ass.

- Dolph Ziggler makes sure he tells everyone his name just to be sure they don't think he's Daniel Puder.   Yikes.

- Whose idea was it to give Mike Adamle a long intricate monologue on live TV?   His explanation of No Mercy's new direction was painful at times.   He's come a long way since "The Tazz," but still.   That's like taking your five year old for two swimming lessons and then throwing him off a cruise ship.  Happy swimming, Skippy.   See you at Port!

- The buildup to the announcement of Shawn Michaels was kind of weird.   I mean, who were we expecting?   Hogan?   Goldberg?   Joe Louis?   It just seemed like an obvious choice.   The match is still a good one though.

- I guess the plan was to end Raw with a shot of HBK looking like someone stuck a 15 foot ladder up his butt.    They succeeded there.

- On a non-Raw note, I picked up the TNA game for Xbox 360.   It's not bad.   I'm glad I waited to comment on it because every day I fluctuate in how I feel.   It has its strong points.   It has its weak ones.   I'll have more thoughts on it this week on JG's Radio Free Insanity (with Samu).

That's it for now.   I'll be back with more magic beans and cinnamon sticks.   So check back throughout the week.   Be Well!   Thanks for sharing the insanity.

 


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A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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