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JG's Insane Wrestling Interview Quotes...From The Future
By James Guttman Nov 25, 2009 - 11:27 AM So you guys know I have special powers, right? There are a couple of them, but my favorite is seeing into the future. I got bit by a radioactive spider or something. Not sure. I try to use my powers for good, but every year around Thanksgiving, I give it a whirl and see what hte future has in store. Sometimes I see nothing. Sometimes I see a lot. This time around, I was blown away. You've heard of interview recaps, right? Well, get ready for some interview precaps. That's right. Sit back and prepare yourself for a wild ride as we witness…
Insane Wrestling Interview Quotes
From The Future
"It's a scam. She may look like a Sunday school teacher, but Linda McMahon's hands are as bloody as her husband's because she is aware of every move in the ring,"
"My employees have a loyalty to me. That's something that every boss strives for. Knowing that they care about my success is a wonderful feeling and I'm forever indebted to the tenacious support they offer. Now, with that said, I do want to officially say unequivocally that no one - no one - on my payroll was told to hit him with a sledgehammer during our debate. That person has been spoken to and we are all very sorry for any pain this has caused Senator Dodd and his family."
"It was a strange situation. Dr. Simmons, the WWE's personal allergist, was shocked. He said that most food allergies begin in childhood, but in some cases, you can have them come up as you reach adulthood. That's what happened with me. It was scary. One minute, I was wrestling Chris Masters on Superstars. Next thing I know, my face is swelling up to the size of my afro. I mean, of all the foods to suddenly develop an allergy to, it has to be apples? That just blew my mind. We tried doing the whole pear gimmick after that, but it just wasn't the same."
"Look. Think about it. You have TNA bringing in a high commodity like Hulk Hogan. Let's be honest. I was a hot commodity. No one wanted to see me wrestle AJ Styles or Samoa Joe. They want real life drama. Hogan Knows Best was one of the highest rated shows in the history of television. So I went to Dixie and told her that this was the way to go. What better Champion for me to challenge than my own son, right? Nasty Nick was a natural and the fans - the real fans - went crazy for it. Hulk Hogan vs. Nick Hogan was the greatest match TNA had ever produced. I know the smart fans went crazy saying that I was pushing my son and he's not ready and all that, but the real audience loved it. And for all the critics of Nick's ability, I think they were shut up by his third run with the TNA World Title - that's when he really came into his own."
"I can't express my love and admiration for the McMahon family. They have been a blessing to me, the people around me, and everyone I've ever met. I am constantly in awe of their greatness and look forward to my appearance at this year's SummerSlam event."
"When I went to Ring of Honor, I was thrilled. I finally had a company that would allow me the creative freedom to do what I thought was good for business. For starters, ever since WCW, I always wanted to get rid of the ring. It was too constricting for the stories we were telling. So I took it out. Then all the smart fans - the Internet fans - they came out with, "Oh. Russo's killing them too. How can you have a promotion called Ring of Honor with no ring?" You know. All that stuff. Hello! It was called pushing the envelope, people. That's what we did. So we had fun with it. Ring of Honor was a great time for me…but to say I was responsible for it going out of business just because it happened four months after I joined them is ridiculous. Just ridiculous!"
"No. No. Not at all. Hulk and Eric were not on board at first. They took some convincing. Shane, he was with me the whole time. So, like I was saying, Shane went to UFC and played the good guy act. Hogan and Bischoff went to TNA in order to prove some point. It wasn't until they were there a few weeks that I got the phone call from Eric. I told him what I told my son, "Meet the boss. Give a smile. And then burn that f**ker down from the inside." It's business. I mean if one of Dana White's relatives came knocking at my door for a business deal, I'd have set him on fire and thrown him out a window. How gullible can you be? I was surprised at how easy it was actually. TNA was on its way out already but we all remember the massive craze that Mixed Martial Arts was around 2008 or so. Remember that? It was huge. Today - today it's gone. These challenges spring up every few years, but we take care of them. Now everyone's talking about that new sport where the guys smash each other with giant hammers. I'm not concerned about them either. We create stars while they just promote shows. Look at our top names - Triple H, John Cena, Randy Orton, Edge. The Ultimate Hammer Company can't compete with that."
"It's absolutely possible. Anyone at any time can break out and be a big star in the business. Any of the men you mentioned has a shot at greatness. Think about it. Go back to 2009 and look at Jimmy Wang Yang. Do you think anyone expected him to become the mega-star he did? Movies. TV. Even a hit song that was #1 on the Billboard Charts for - what? - like 23 weeks? You still hear "Yang Wang Bang Thang" on the radio today. Fans forget that anyone at anytime can really reach that next level if they work hard enough."
"Oh God. I'm so tired of hearing about that. Let's face it. He used the business. He used it to get what he wanted and I'm glad he did. But don't pretend like he's a flag-bearer for wrestling. He used it. Didn't put anyone over. Didn't pay his dues. Plain and simple. I'm tired of people asking me about Jimmy Wang Yang and that stupid Chitty Chitty Bang Bang song he sung. Who cares? He was overrated - and that's a fact."
"I won't allow WWE to make me compromise my principles. That's why I'm doing this. I want no memory of my time there. That's why I'm selling the gift basket that they gave me at Summer Slam 2013. I just need to make a point that the McMahons are awful people and everyone listening to this interview should agree and hate them too."
"I was very impressed with them from the start. They offered me some good money and I figured, why not? I'm still loyal to professional wrestling, but I'm really interested in seeing how well I do when swinging one of those hammers. That's the true test of a man's power."
"They haven't asked me. Not sure I'd do it if they did. It's not like my agent's calling and saying, "Hey, Jimmy. WWE wants you to guest host Raw." No. So I think you should ask them that question. Not me. I'd really like to talk about my new album, if we can."
"…oh before I go, brother, let me just mention that this Sunday, fans can see me live at WWE's biweekly pay-per-view, Bad Intentions. I'll be the referee for the main event and I can't wait. There's nothing like World Wrestling Entertainment live, brother!"
"Those times with Ted were great, but they had to end, you know? That whole thing afterwards was Vince's idea. My brother had just left the company and no one was really happy with how he did it. I mean, you don't walk out mid-show like that. So I think they wanted me to kind of stick it to him. Vince gave me this huge latex costume and told me, "OK. This is who you are now, Cody." I thought it was going to be a temporary thing. Get in good graces. All that stuff young guys worry about. I figured it wouldn't last and fans wouldn't pick up on it. But here we are, almost 20 years later, and people still call me Pixiedust."
"T…t…tell, Lin…Lin…da…Mc…Mahon. Tell her…I hate her."
"They count me out - WHOOO! They say I'm done - WHOOO! They tell me that my bones are brittle - WHOOO! But the Nait-Chure- BOY is back in that saddle - WHOOOO! - again! And Terry Funk! I'm coming to Texas to take you out…kiss all the girls and make 'em cry! So ya best lace up your hover-boots and get ready. Because now ya'll pay homage to the jetpack flyin, limoplane driving, kiss stealing, son of a gun! Whooooo! Whoooo! Whooo! Whoooo! Whooo! Help...Whooo! I'm....Whoooo! STUCK....Whooo! HELP! Whooo! I can't stop...WHOOO! HELP! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!."
"I'm really happy that TNA has lasted as long as it has. People counted them out years ago, but we survived. So to all your listeners, I remind them to come out and witness the Tetherball National Association this week at the Arlington Fairgrounds live. Show up before five for a chance to win great prizes including a new 5 yotabyte Netknob from Sontendo, a copy of Jimmy Wang Yang's new album, a box of turkey gum, and much more."
"Then, on July 19, 2065, World Wrestling Entertainment ceased operations. The company had run its course and, after 102 years of promoting professional wrestling, chose to close its doors. All the other wrestling promotions, used to taking their cues from WWE, closed their doors as well. They waited to see what the Levesque Family would do next - convinced there was a secret plan in the works. Alas, there was none. Professional wrestling ended and the other promoters followed WWE right into the history books. By then, fans had barely noticed the loss of pro wrestling in the United States as Hammer Mania had already begun to sweep the Nation…" Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...
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Cade D-Ray
3000 Bobby
Eaton Manny
Fernandez Greg Gagne Chalie
Haas B.G.
James
Rodney
Mack Kevin
Nash O.D.B. Harley
Race Dave Taylor
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