- In a recent interview, Ric Flair stated that he doesn't read about wrestling on the Internet or even know how to use a computer.   When asked how he pays his taxes, Ric responded, "With my computer."   So that solves that mystery.

- On her Facebook page last night, Dixie Carter remarked how excited she was about Lee DeWyze winning American Idol.    Then Hulk Hogan convinced her that she wasn't.   Now she's a Sanjaya fan and she's bringing him in to wrestle Rob Terry.

- Fans are wondering what's next for Jim Ross.   The answer?   Well, it's about 1pm here, so I'd imagine it would be lunch.   Please don't reprint this news without crediting our website.

- Linda McMahon's senate hopes looks better every day as her democratic foe, Richard Blumenthal, was caught lying about his military record.   McMahon hasn't spoken much about the situation for fear that her opponents will point to Sgt. Slaughter's similar claims.

- The feud between Bryan Danielson and Michael Cole continues to heat up.   If that line alone doesn't tell you that WWE likes to f**k with the smart marks, nothing does.

- Batista quit WWE this past week.   He wants to devote more time to his true passion - pogs.

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- I'm sorry to report that I've just been informed that Jim Ross had lunch earlier today.   We apologize for the erroneous report earlier.

- "Hi Randy.    It's us.   The voices in your head.   We council you.   We understand.   We talk to you.   Randy - don't forget to return your library books.   Also, pick up milk and then kick some people in the head.   You choose the people.   You're welcome."

- There is no truth to the rumor that Randy Savage will be brought in as Smackdown's new General Manager.   That's because I just made it up.

- Talk continues of possible TNA talent cuts.   The top of the list - Sanjaya.

- Carlito was released by WWE this past week.   The reason given was a wellness policy violation.   It was surprising to hear considering they had to remember he was actually in the building in order to give him a pee test.

- Bret Hart is the new General Manager of Raw.   My only regret was that Bobby Heenan wasn't there to make a joke about Bret's hair being behind the BP oil spill.

- Rumors are afloat that Jim Ross plans on having dinner shortly.

- TNA has released a DVD featuring The Motor City Machine Guns and Beer Money.   How many of you were surprised that the words "a DVD featuring" were included in that last sentence?

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- Fans are upset over Sting's lack of an explanation for his heel turn.   Hopefully that frustration is over.   When questioned on Facebook about the reason for the Stinger's turn, Vince Russo replied, "Because shut up.   That's why."

- We have just received word that Jim Ross is planning on skipping dinner as he had a big breakfast.   Please disregard the previous reports.

That's it for now.   Be sure to check back on Tuesday night as I return with an all new edition of "JG's NXT Finale Insanity!"   It's the LST NXT of the SSN.   You won't want to miss it.    The Insanity, that is.   The show - you might want to.   I don't know what your plans are.   You might have something fun scheduled.   Pogs, perhaps?