- Chris Jericho debuted as host for the new ABC game show "Downfall" yesterday.   The game features contestants trying to answer questions as they watch prizes slowly dropping off the edge of a building.   Jericho is comfortable with the format as he's been watching the wrestling business for the past decade.

- Batista claimed that he was signed to Strike Force this past week.   When reached by phone for comment, Rick Martel said, "Who is this?  It's the middle of the night.  Why are you calling me?!"

- "Hey! People really liked the NXT beatdown at the end of Raw a few weeks ago. I have an idea. Lets end every show we ever do ever again with it!"

- Breaking TNA News - Dixie Carter just took some new Glamour Shots.   They're up now on her Facebook page.

- Also, she claims to have some sort of surprise planned for next week's Impact, the Impact after that, every pay-per-view this year, a few Youtube videos, a future episode of The Cleveland Show, and the Impact three weeks from now.

- Ric Flair is starring in a new lottery commercial.   I haven't seen it but I imagine it involves people staring at Flair with the caption "Play The Lottery.   Maybe You'll Win and Not Have To Wrestle When You're 90."

- "Thank you everyone for joining us here for WWE's annual Toys for Tots drive.   This year's event is televised.   We thank you for watching.   For all of us here at WWE….WAIT!   It's the NXT guys!   They're beating up the sick kids!   Oh no!   We're out of time!   We're out of time!"

- People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent a letter to Vince McMahon asking him to rehire Daniel Bryan, a vegan who was fired for choking a ring announcer with his tie, because he doesn't eat animals. WWE responded with, "Look at the bright side.   He can't afford meat now anyway."

- On that note, I would venture to guess that Daniel is the one who put Undertaker in a vegetative state.   Why?   So he could eat him.   Discuss.

- WWE held its newest pay-per-view this past week - "Fatal Four Way."   The show featured four way matches…except for the ones that weren't four way matches.   The company did this to help further appeal to its target demographic - toddlers learning to count.

-  I was happy to see that WWE had the NXT guys wearing black armbands with a big "N" on each one to signify their unity.   For a second, I was worried that Nailz died. 

- The first images from TNA's Jakks Pacific Toys are online complete with insanely exaggerated body shapes.   If I were Bubba Ray, I'd keep my figure on the fridge for motivation.

- Wonder how long before the Internet pundits are calling for pee tests on action figures?   I mean, come on!   Have you seen that Sting doll?!   That can't be natural.

That does it for me, guys.   I have a brand new interview scheduled for tomorrow.   So check back and it should be up soon enough.   Also, Paul Roma is on his way back to ClubWWI.com for a new edition of "Glorious."  Be sure to check out my new uncut shoot with The Berzerker John Nord, as well.  Huss!  Huss!  It's an interview that I've been waiting to get for years.  Plus, back on the homefront, there are going to be some big changes to WorldWrestlingInsanity.com in the next few weeks, so just keep your eyes peeled…actually, don't.   That sounds painful.   "Keep your eyes peeled?"   Who the hell came up with that?   The same dude that came up with "more than one way to skin a cat"?   What a sick world.

Anyway, that does it for me.   Be Well and Thanks…wait!   It's the NXT guys!   Oh no!   They're attacking everyone in sight!   We're out of time!   We're out of time!