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Mallory Looks at The Rock, Guest Hosts, Vicki the Cougar, and Chuck Liddell's Samba from Zombie Town

By Mallory Mahling
Oct 7, 2009 - 8:34 AM


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Wrestling is not a warm and fuzzy kind of sport. If you want warm fuzzies, watch the "Bachelorette" or something equally sappy. But SmackDown's 10th anniversary show did give me a warm fuzzy or two, one of which was the sentimental video of the late Eddy Guerrero. The other was The Rock cutting a phenomenal promo. I could swear I heard him saying that he might like to be a guest host on Raw. I hope one of the Powers That Be heard him. That would be the best thing to happen to Raw since The Rock left. Well, that's an exaggeration, but you know what I mean. The Rock is magic no matter what he does.

But while The Rock would be a one-time-only guest host, I noticed that former Raw GM, Vicki Guerrero, was back last Friday, too. She'd brought along her hot new boy toy, Eric Escobar. If my guess is right, this appeared to be the start of a Cougar-Cub relationship. It would be even better if Vicki was in a position of power (such as General Manager of Raw - hint, hint), which would benefit Eric and make him hated by his co-workers. There are so many exciting directions this could take. And Cougars are a hot topic this season, Linda Hogan notwithstanding.

The bottom line, however, is that Raw's series of random guest hosts lost its appeal months ago. Raw would be much better off with someone in charge -- a real authority figure, not just someone who will be gone as soon as the show is over. Such as next week's co-guest hosts, Nancy O'Dell and Maria Menounos .  As The Rock might ask, What in the Blue Hell do they have to do with wrestling? Oh that's right, a mention on their Celebrity Access show. (Talk about opportunistic!)

Of course, there was a 10th anniversary cake strategically placed backstage at SmackDown. A huge cake. It was just a matter of time til the cake met the fate of every other WWE celebratory cake. Someone got pushed into it. (Come to think of it, that would be a good Challenge category for the Food Network -- Smashable Cakes.)

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Chuck Liddell is hanging in there on ABC TV's "Dancing With the Stars."  Monday night he and his partner Anna performed a samba deemed by one of the judges to be a Samba from Zombie Town.  Okay, so he's a little stiff on some of the steps, but calling his dancing Zombie-like was a little harsh.  And he is smiling more during his dance routines now and seems to be having a good time.  In any case, Chuck and Anna survived the voting and lived to dance another day. 

Go, Chuck!

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


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Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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