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Mallory Looks at Wrestling's Animal Farm: The Stone Cold Rattlesnake; Randy Orton Hissing Like a Viper; Bill Goldberg's Bullrun; Is K-Fed a Bull-y?

By Mallory Mahling Mar 10, 2010 - 9:39 AM


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Monday night Raw's guest host was another dud. But all was forgiven when they announced Stone Cold Steve Austin as the guest host for next week.

Ahhh…Stone Cold with his cussing and his beer swilling. He's been missed.

And let me add that if TNA wants to re-establish the Monday Night Wars, all Mister McMahon would have to do is name Stone Cold as Raw General Manager. It would blow "Impact" out of the water.

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How many people cheered for Legacy Monday night when they finally gave Randy Orton what he has deserved for far too long? It must mean something, since the announcers specifically said that Legacy had effectively severed their ties with Orton. Everything is said for a reason.  Will Orton lose the match at 'Mania, lose face, then return down the road as a babyface? A kinder, gentler Orton would be a nice change.

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And lest we forget, what was K-Fed up to this week on VH-1's "Celebrity Fit Club"? Well, losing weight for one thing. He has been the top loser on the show for a couple of weeks now and even said he was on an elevator in Vegas and someone said he "looked like K-Fed when he was fat."

The show has been pretty tame this season. At least so far. Anyone who watched during the "Screech" seasons will know what I mean. But this week it was still pretty much of a love fest.

This week the Life Coach asked the Fit Clubbers to share memories of those who had made their lives miserable over the years. They were then given the opportunity to beat the crap of that "person" (in the form of a crash test dummy).

In a poignant moment, Jay McCarroll ("Project Runway") recalled how he had been teased mercilessly by a classmate growing up as he took his aggression out on the dummy. The results were unexpected, as Kevin Federline realized that he could have easily been that bully and regretted his actions in his own past life.  He said he felt bad.  It is becoming apparent that K-Fed is actually a nice guy.

When it was K-Fed's turn to share, he clammed up and took his aggression out on a "bad drivers in general." Nobody believed that for a minute, but it was K-Fed's story and he was sticking to it.

Lastly, Shar Jackson (K-Fed's ex) let her anger out on those who have betrayed her over the years. Guess who that might have been?

This show seems to be as good for the soul has it is for body, but only a few are sticking to their diets. One of those slackers is Nicole Eggert ("Bay Watch") who has been having trouble losing weight. She insists that she doesn't know why the weight won't come off. When Dr. Ian suggested that drinking wine on a weight loss show is counterproductive, Nicole flew off the handle and got very defensive. Among the other intense moments teased for next week, was a showdown about Nicole's drinking.

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Bill Goldberg's a car nut, so it's no surprise that his popular "Bullrun" series is back for another season, this time on the Speed Channel (check local listings for times and dates).

Also, Goldberg and Diva Maria are on this season's "Celebrity Apprentice," which debuts Sunday, March 14 on NBC.  Who will be the first to hear "You're fired"?       

 

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.

 



Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Bill Alfonso
Ole Anderson
Amazing Kong
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Baby Doll
Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan
Big Bully Busick

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible
Austin "Consequences" Creed

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
"Deuce" Sim Snuka
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
"Domino" Cliff Compton
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Fifi The Maid
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

"The Berzerker" John Nord
Nunzio

O

O.D.B.
One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
Kevin Thorn
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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