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Mallory Looks at Wrestling's Animal Farm: The Stone Cold Rattlesnake; Randy Orton Hissing Like a Viper; Bill Goldberg's Bullrun; Is K-Fed a Bull-y?

By Mallory Mahling Mar 10, 2010 - 9:39 AM

Monday night Raw's guest host was another dud. But all was forgiven when they announced Stone Cold Steve Austin as the guest host for next week.

Ahhh…Stone Cold with his cussing and his beer swilling. He's been missed.

And let me add that if TNA wants to re-establish the Monday Night Wars, all Mister McMahon would have to do is name Stone Cold as Raw General Manager. It would blow "Impact" out of the water.

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How many people cheered for Legacy Monday night when they finally gave Randy Orton what he has deserved for far too long? It must mean something, since the announcers specifically said that Legacy had effectively severed their ties with Orton. Everything is said for a reason.  Will Orton lose the match at 'Mania, lose face, then return down the road as a babyface? A kinder, gentler Orton would be a nice change.

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And lest we forget, what was K-Fed up to this week on VH-1's "Celebrity Fit Club"? Well, losing weight for one thing. He has been the top loser on the show for a couple of weeks now and even said he was on an elevator in Vegas and someone said he "looked like K-Fed when he was fat."

The show has been pretty tame this season. At least so far. Anyone who watched during the "Screech" seasons will know what I mean. But this week it was still pretty much of a love fest.

This week the Life Coach asked the Fit Clubbers to share memories of those who had made their lives miserable over the years. They were then given the opportunity to beat the crap of that "person" (in the form of a crash test dummy).

In a poignant moment, Jay McCarroll ("Project Runway") recalled how he had been teased mercilessly by a classmate growing up as he took his aggression out on the dummy. The results were unexpected, as Kevin Federline realized that he could have easily been that bully and regretted his actions in his own past life.  He said he felt bad.  It is becoming apparent that K-Fed is actually a nice guy.

When it was K-Fed's turn to share, he clammed up and took his aggression out on a "bad drivers in general." Nobody believed that for a minute, but it was K-Fed's story and he was sticking to it.

Lastly, Shar Jackson (K-Fed's ex) let her anger out on those who have betrayed her over the years. Guess who that might have been?

This show seems to be as good for the soul has it is for body, but only a few are sticking to their diets. One of those slackers is Nicole Eggert ("Bay Watch") who has been having trouble losing weight. She insists that she doesn't know why the weight won't come off. When Dr. Ian suggested that drinking wine on a weight loss show is counterproductive, Nicole flew off the handle and got very defensive. Among the other intense moments teased for next week, was a showdown about Nicole's drinking.

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Bill Goldberg's a car nut, so it's no surprise that his popular "Bullrun" series is back for another season, this time on the Speed Channel (check local listings for times and dates).

Also, Goldberg and Diva Maria are on this season's "Celebrity Apprentice," which debuts Sunday, March 14 on NBC.  Who will be the first to hear "You're fired"?       

 

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.

 


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