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Mallory Looks at the Oddities of the Week -- "Big Brother," The Miz, and Robot Chicken

By Mallory Mahling Jul 15, 2009 - 9:32 AM

There is usually a good reason for voting folks off the proverbial island on reality shows. One such reason is the reappearance of Jesse, the muscle head body builder who was voted off the CBS reality show, "Big Brother," last season. What a relief it was once he was gone. To say he was stuck on himself was an understatement.

But then who turned up knocking on the door to the new "Big Brother" house last week. Jesse! Ugh. Through some annoying twist of fate, Jesse was back on "Big Brother" with pythons even bigger than before. Frankly, he looked like a freakishly 'roided out wrestler wannabe.

There was a reason for that, as it turned out. He didn't wait long before he shared his dream occupation with the other houseguests at the top of his lungs. I WANNA BE A WWE SUPERSTAR!!!!, he shouted, loud enough for Mister McMahon to hear him all the way in Connecticut.

Good luck with that one, Jesse. The Miz may have made it into WWE via the reality show route, but Jesse is no Miz.

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The selection process for Raw's Host of the Week is getting a little strange. When the Guest Host was an authority figure, it worked just fine. Batista. The Million Dollar Man. Good choices and imposing figures.

But my first question when Seth Green was announced was, "Who?" Even referencing Robot Chicken wasn't much of a clue. I'm sure I wasn't the only person left scratching my head at the identity of the Guest Host.

Although he appeared to be a nice enough guy, he just seemed to be a celebrity fan with a DVD to peddle.

With ZZ Top announced as next week's Guest Host, it makes me wonder how long it will be before K-Fed shows up?

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.

 


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