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Mallory's Thoughts on Bill Goldberg, Diva Maria, the Further Adventures of K-Fed, WrestleMania, and Bret Hart

By Mallory Mahling Mar 3, 2010 - 8:34 AM


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Bret Hart and Mister McMahon have gone back and forth for weeks with their love/hate relationship. The question of who screwed who simmers just below the surface.  But with WrestleMania just 25 days away, they are going to need to get to the point pretty soon.  Bret has a broken leg, though--one that occurred "mysteriously." Hmmm.  McMahon probably figured Bret wouldn't be able to participate in a match with his leg in a cast.

Wrong.

And so it goes.

No matter what McMahon throws at him, Bret Hart keeps coming back. Retribution is a powerful thing.

I got to thinking what they could possibly do to put the McMahon vs. Hart match in Bret's favor. Ya know, he has some family members he could call upon for help, namely, the Hart Dynasty with Natalya Neidhart, David Hart Smith, and Tyson Kidd. With Uncle Bret as part of this group, it would be a dream come true for Hart fans. He could manage them and turn them into a powerhouse team.

Harts = ratings.

I'm just saying.

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Lots of reality shows are coming back now that the Olympics are over. Coming up a week from Sunday is "Celebrity Apprentice," with Goldberg and Diva Maria Kanellis. Of course, neither of them is affiliated with wrestling or WWE anymore, but fans tend to think of wrestlers as "ours," no matter where they go or what they do. Once a fan, always a fan.

Why Maria got the "future endeavor" treatment, I don't understand, but she'll surely be missed.

Anyway, this particular season of "Celebrity Apprentice" will be a colorful one, despite snarky remarks from non-fans. There is even Rod Blagojevich, the disgraced Illinois Governor (who will be going on trial in June when the show concludes). Trump could make a whole "Apprentice" season out of disgraced politicians

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Have you been keeping up with "Celebrity Fit Club"? Well, if you saw this week's episode, you saw just how awkward the producers of a reality show can make it for the poor contestants.

This week, the Fit Campers received inspirational messages from their loved ones. Sounds good so far, but in the case of former "good friends" Kevin Federline and Shar Jackson, that meant Shar had to listen to K-Fed and his latest girlfriend share some sweet nothings.

Like I said…awkward.

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.



Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Bill Alfonso
Ole Anderson
Amazing Kong
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Baby Doll
Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan
Big Bully Busick

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible
Austin "Consequences" Creed

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
"Deuce" Sim Snuka
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
"Domino" Cliff Compton
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Fifi The Maid
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

"The Berzerker" John Nord
Nunzio

O

O.D.B.
One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
Kevin Thorn
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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