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Mallory's Thoughts on Bill Goldberg, Diva Maria, the Further Adventures of K-Fed, WrestleMania, and Bret Hart

By Mallory Mahling Mar 3, 2010 - 8:34 AM

Bret Hart and Mister McMahon have gone back and forth for weeks with their love/hate relationship. The question of who screwed who simmers just below the surface.  But with WrestleMania just 25 days away, they are going to need to get to the point pretty soon.  Bret has a broken leg, though--one that occurred "mysteriously." Hmmm.  McMahon probably figured Bret wouldn't be able to participate in a match with his leg in a cast.

Wrong.

And so it goes.

No matter what McMahon throws at him, Bret Hart keeps coming back. Retribution is a powerful thing.

I got to thinking what they could possibly do to put the McMahon vs. Hart match in Bret's favor. Ya know, he has some family members he could call upon for help, namely, the Hart Dynasty with Natalya Neidhart, David Hart Smith, and Tyson Kidd. With Uncle Bret as part of this group, it would be a dream come true for Hart fans. He could manage them and turn them into a powerhouse team.

Harts = ratings.

I'm just saying.

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Lots of reality shows are coming back now that the Olympics are over. Coming up a week from Sunday is "Celebrity Apprentice," with Goldberg and Diva Maria Kanellis. Of course, neither of them is affiliated with wrestling or WWE anymore, but fans tend to think of wrestlers as "ours," no matter where they go or what they do. Once a fan, always a fan.

Why Maria got the "future endeavor" treatment, I don't understand, but she'll surely be missed.

Anyway, this particular season of "Celebrity Apprentice" will be a colorful one, despite snarky remarks from non-fans. There is even Rod Blagojevich, the disgraced Illinois Governor (who will be going on trial in June when the show concludes). Trump could make a whole "Apprentice" season out of disgraced politicians

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Have you been keeping up with "Celebrity Fit Club"? Well, if you saw this week's episode, you saw just how awkward the producers of a reality show can make it for the poor contestants.

This week, the Fit Campers received inspirational messages from their loved ones. Sounds good so far, but in the case of former "good friends" Kevin Federline and Shar Jackson, that meant Shar had to listen to K-Fed and his latest girlfriend share some sweet nothings.

Like I said…awkward.

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.


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