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Mallory's Thoughts on Trish Stratus, Batista, Kimbo Slice, and Cedric the Entertainer

By Mallory Mahling
Sep 16, 2009 - 8:22 AM


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It was nice to see Trish Stratus on Raw Monday night. It seemed like old times, except this time she was running the show as the Guest Host and doing an excellent job.

But this Guest Host business is getting old. More often than not the Guest Hosts have nothing to do with wrestling and more to do with plugging a movie. For example, next week's Guest Host will be Cedric the Entertainer, and what are the odds that he's got a movie about to come out?

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Batista pulled a fast one on Randy Orton Monday night. After making the stunning announcement of his retirement, Batista waited til Orton got within arm's reach before demonstrating that his injury at the hands of Orton had healed and Batista was coming out of his 10-second retirement to lay the smack down on him.

Unfortunately for Raw fans, Batista is headed to the Smackdown brand. I wish he'd take Orton with him and let Smackdown's viewers enjoy Orton's "smiling face" on Friday nights for a change. 

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The new season of UFC's "The Ultimate Fighter" will debut tonight (September 16) on Spike TV. Admittedly, I had lost interest in the show in recent seasons, but this season is likely to be must-see TV. Among the hopefuls this time is Kimbo Slice of Internet fighting fame. Mr. Slice was seemingly indestructible until last year when he was fighting for Elite XC on network TV. When his designated opponent had to bail out of the match at the last minute, Seth Petruzelli, a TUF graduate, was recruited to get his behind handed to him. Or at that was the way it was supposed to be since Kimbo Slice didn't lose. Ever. After all, he was the baddest man on the planet.

But then the unthinkable happened. Seth got lucky and knocked Kimbo out in 14 seconds. Whoops. It seemed like a dream come true for the fighter who hadn't exactly set the world on fire in UFC. Unfortunately, Seth turned back into a nobody the next day when he made some imprudent comments to the press.

Anyway, Dana White has a winner of a plot line with Slice. Does he wanna be a f''n fighter?  Whether or not Kimbo succeeds or fails, Dana will have put butts in seats across America as MMA fans watch to see if Kimbo was a fluke or the real deal.

Before all is said and done with this season of TUF, I'd love to see a rematch of Slice vs. Petruzelli.

"The Ultimate Fighter" airs Wednesdays at 9:00 p.m. (ET) on Spike TV.

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Thanks for reading and see ya next week.


Mallory Mahling
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A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


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Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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