Stalk Us On Facebook Follow Us on Twitter Add Us On Myspace Grab Our RSS Feed


Mallory's Thoughts on the BitchFest That Is "Celebrity Apprentice"

By Mallory Mahling May 12, 2010 - 8:00 AM

If you haven't been following "Celebrity Apprentice," it's beginning to wind down to the finish.  And like most reality shows at this point, friendships are falling by the wayside. 

For instance, last week's bitter enemies, Sharon Osbourne and Chef Curtis Stone, buried the hatchet amicably this week.  Go figure.  Sharon had dissed Curtis last week, telling him to "put another shrimp on the barbie" in reference to his Australian accent.   Obviously, the Brit and the Aussie were not seeing eye to eye. 

But this week Donald Trump, who enjoys stirring the pot, shuffled the teams again, switching Bret Michaels from the Sharon/Maria team to the Holly Robinson-Peete/Cyndi Lauper team.  That meant that Sharon and Maria were stuck with Curtis, who was determined to make the best of the teaming.

But surprise, surprise.  Sharon and Curtis soon became BFF's, leaving Maria to be the third wheel. 

This week's show was a decorating challenge, and each team was tasked with redecorating a corporate apartment.  Easier said than done, since, too many decorators with too many opinions can spoil a design. 

Sharon, Maria and Curtis sized up the apartment and then went shopping.  I though Maria had made some interesting decorating choices, but Sharon was overheard telling Curtis that Maria had "truck stop tastes." 

Meowwww!

That wasn't nice, and if Maria had overheard, she might have taken off those little MMA gloves she wears all the time and given Sharon what for.  Anyway,  Maria got left behind to do the painting while Sharon and Curtis hit the stores again.

Ultimately, Sharon, Maria and Curtis won the challenge. 

And who got fired this week?  Cyndi Lauper, another WWE alum, who had butted heads with many of her fellow celebrities all season.  Buh bye, Cyndi.

Finally.

 * * *

Thanks for reading and see ya next week.


blog comments powered by Disqus

Latest Headlines From This Category:
Error processing SSI file
(33 Mins) Honor Nation: The Retirement of A.J. Lee
(78 Mins) East Meets West: Walking Dead Season 5
(42 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Mania In The Bank
(33 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: And Now WrestleMania...
(30 Mins) Honor Nation: The Samoa Joe-Jay Briscoe Saga
(78 Mins) East Meets West: Sequels, Hardlines, and Restaurant Recommendations
(22 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Nobody Talks Like That
(32 Mins) Honor Nation: #GiveDivasAChance
(22 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Demott or Not?
(65 Mins) East Meets West: Orders, Transistors, and Evolve DLCs
(22 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: NXT Killed The Radio Star
(40 Mins) Honor Nation: The "NXT Takeover: Rival" Review
(97 Mins) East Meets West: Worst Games of '14
(24 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Writing The Book on Wrestler Podcasts
(38 Mins) Honor Nation: Anderson Silva's Legacy
(22 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: How WWE Created Their Daniel Bryan Problem
(29 Mins) Honor Nation: A High Stakes Main Event
(22 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: After The 2015 Royal Rumble
(58 Mins) East Meets West: Best of '14
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: The Legion of Duh
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Macho Madness
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Bop-n-Wrestle
(33 Mins) Honor Nation: Cracked Bones
(75 Mins) East Meets West: Wrestling, Dragons, and Subscription Gaming
(37 Mins) Honor Nation: 2014 Ring of Honor Recap
(22 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: WWE's Broken Year
(25 Mins) Honor Nation: Viva Alberto El Patron!
(85 Mins) East Meets West: Injustice and 2015 Anticipation
(29 Mins) Honor Nation: CM Punk Enters The UFC
(90 Mins) East Meets West: Walking Dead Season 5 Midseason Finale
(46 Mins) Honor Nation: One Last Pipe Bomb
(70 Mins) East Meets West: Giving Thanks For Gaming and Driving Peter Insane
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Sting and Everything After
(30 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Blame of The Blameless
(22 Mins) Honor Nation: The Final Battle
(97 Mins) East Meets West: Apples, Samurais, and Ending Games
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Opening Pandora's Pay Per View Box
(35 Mins) Honor Nation: Survival of the Fittest
(21 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: The New Nothing
(74 Mins) East Meets West: Rants, Mean-Muggings, and Delayed
(27 Mins) Less Than 30: #GamerGate
(37 Mins) Honor Nation: Ring of Honor's Oh-So-Good Year
(58 Mins) East Meets West: Framerates, Resolutions, and Shadows of Mordor
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Wrestling's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year
(30 Mins) Less Than 30: Dat Ass-Cast
(87 Mins) East Meets West: Warriors,Kombat, and Retro Active
(37 Mins) Honor Nation: Striking Unpredictable ROH Gold
(26 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Facts and Fiction of Bret Hart's Monday Night Wars
(87 Mins) East Meets West: Hype, Destiny, and Evolved Tangents
(40 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Facts and Fiction of Mick Foley's Monday Night Wars
(17 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Not Telling You Anything You Don't Already Know
(30 Mins) Honor Nation: Unbreakable Era Broken
(35 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Facts and Fiction of The DX Monday Night Wars
(53 Mins) East Meets West: A First Person Perspective on PAX
(27 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Facts and Fiction of The Monday Night Wars
(34 Mins) Honor Nation: Two-thirds of ROH's 2014
(81 Mins) East Meets West: Gamescom, Exclusives and Semantic Nonsense
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: SummerSlam 2014 - The Day After
(35 Mins) Honor Nation: It's SummerSlam!
(59 Mins) Less Than 30: San Diego Comic Con
(20 Mins) JG's Audio Insanity: Punk in Drublic


Powered by Disqus



JG's 10/19/15 Raw Insanity: Hell of a Sell
JG's 10/5/15 Raw Insanity: Flashing The Brock Signal
JG's Insanity: The 12th Annual WWE Memorial Day Barbecue
JG's Insanity: The 11th Annual WWE Memorial Day Barbecue
JG's Ten Facebook Posts To Annoy Your Friends
JG's Ten Beloved TV Characters Who Were Obvious Psychopaths
JG's 10 More Fun Ways To Infuriate People Online
JG's Ten Insider Wrestling Terms You Shouldn't Use When Talking About Something Besides Wrestling
JG's Insanity: The 10th Annual WWE Memorial Day Barbecue
JG's Ten Demented Ways We Misused Our Toys
JG's 15 Fun Ways To Infuriate People Online
JG's Ten Sesame Street Muppets That Are Missing And Presumed Dead
JG's Scene From WWE Raw (After Vince McMahon Goes Senile)
JG's Ten Signs You Were A Wrestling Fan Of The 1980s
JG's Insanity: Stone Cold's Greatest Moments (Without Stone Cold)
JG's Ten Wrestling Moves That Really Hurt When You Try Them At Home
JG's Insanity: Everybody Is Tito Santana
JG's Ten Reasons Why WWF LJN Figures Were The Greatest Toys Ever
JG's Ten Judges Who Would Make American Idol Worth Watching
JG's 2012 in Pictures (As Hulk Hogan Will Remember It)
JG's Quintuple Bypass Surgery Insanity
JG's Five Episodes of Diff'rent Strokes That Scarred Me For Life
JG's Ten Facebook Posts That Are Slowly Driving Me Crazy
JG's Ten Truly Terrible Reality Competition Shows
JG's Ten 1980s TV Characters Who Taught Me To Hate
JG's Ten Wrestling Characters Who Went Through Massive Personality Changes
JG's Ten Old School Wrestlers Who Would Terrorize Today's PG WWE
JG's Ten Crazier Fanbases Than Wrestling's
JG's Ten Copycat Wrestling Characters (and The Gimmicks They Copied)
JG's Raw 1000 Insanity: The Rocky Road To Royal Rumble

Click Here For More JG...

TGIF: Brands Split, So Does Cody Rhodes, and More
The Bad Girls Club Season 15 - Episode 11: Reunion (Part 1)
Game Day - Fruit Ninja Movie, Batman Returns To Arkham, And More
Remembering The King of Harts - 17 Years Later
The ROHbot Report: War of the Worlds, Best in the World Main Event, More
TGIF: The Wyatt Family Invades Fallout 4, Popping TNA, and More
The Bad Girls Club Season 15 - Episode 10: Five Dollar Farewell
The Question: What's Your Favorite Song Parody?
Game Day - Madden 17 Cover Athlete, Modern Warfare Trilogy, And More
The ROHbot Report: Global Wars, War of the Worlds, and More
TGIF: Going Back To Brooklyn, Wilted Rose, and More
The Bad Girls Club Season 15 - Episode 9: Bids, Breakthroughs & Barbecues
The Question: What TV Show Did You Give Up On?
Game Day - Battlefield 1 Announced, Nascar Comes To Forza, And More
The ROHbot Report: Global Wars, Rhode Island Results, and More
TGIF: Badaboom Hospital Room, Punk's Twitter Cleaning, and More
The Bad Girls Club Season 15 - Episode 8: OG Overthrow
The Question: If You Could Ask Any Person Any Question, What Would It Be?
Game Day - Infinite Warfare Announced, Modern Warfare Remastered, And More
The ROHbot Report: San Antonio Results, Rhode Island Return Preview, and More
TGIF: Grounded With Flair, TNA Loses Graphics, and More
The Bad Girls Club Season 15 - Episode 7: Birthday Blowout
The Question: What TV Character's Death Shocked You The Most?
Game Day - Borderlands 3 Confirmed, Xbox 360 Discontinued, And More
The ROHbot Report: San Antonio Return, Global Wars Main Event, and More
TGIF: Joe Finished Balor, TNA Going Blu, and More
The Bad Girls Club Season 15 - Episode 6: Recipe for Disaster
The Question: What's Your Favorite Cartoon?
Game Time: Gears Of War 4 Beta - 3 Full Matches
Game Day - Arkham HD Collection, Ghostbusters Release Date, And More

Click Here For More Columns...





  All content contained here Copyright 2012 by James Guttman