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Hot Threads: TNA Confirms Kurt Angle's Fear About Mankind, Punk'd Out, Total Nonstop Honor, Drawing Sting vs. Hardy, and More
And now another look at the week on the Wrestling Insanity Message Boards...
THE GREEN TEABAGGER
TNA is an organization that seems to have many, many, many problems. Too much to list in a single column. In fact, someone could probably---and likely will eventually----write an entire book on TNA's problems. One of them, as was pointed out in
last week's Hot Threads column
was that TNA likes to screw up advertising and marketing. This week's botch is a bit more subtle and is about TNA's latest DVD Release. "Mick Foley: Hardcore Legend."
THE GREAT WHITE DOPE
This past week on Raw was the always exciting/nerd-raging WWE Draft. It was sure to be everything and nothing that was wanted. There would be moments of shock, excitement, complete boredom, that one random segment that drags on forever and you hope people don't see you watching it because you don't want to try to explain it all, and everything in-between. This was an event for Miss Cleo, also. The WWI Forums had everyone talking in this one. Psychics, thieves, judges, millionaires, C-list celebrities, independent wrestlers, and anyone free on a Monday night whose remote broke when they hit the USA network and were too lazy to change the channel by hand. Seriously, what is this, the stone age? We're not savages.
First up the WWI Forums come up with the "Internet Smark odds" to find out just who is going where.
Sprout1883
Morrison & Kidd to SmackDown
Mike Johns
Um... Daniel Bryan goes to SmackDown because... his number came up that week?
Shooting
I'm guessing Swagger, Drew, Reks and Show are going to RAW. To SD I see Goldust, Skip, Khali and Ted DiBiase. Plus Kelly and Fox will swap places
JohnnyCraze
I can see Del Rio being drafted to raw and Cena neing drafted to smackdown. Why, I don't know.
Aaron Wood
You don't know, because you really know it won't happen. There is literally zero
chance of John Cena being moved to Smackdown, and just about as much chance
of Del Rio being moved to RAW.
JohnnyCraze
Hey, anything's possible.....
Aaron Wood
Not that.
The Chosen 1
Del Rio will probably most likely go to RAW and R-Truth will go to SD to try and recreate what they did a few years ago.
Kid Chameleon
Rey is so stale on Smackdown it's unreal, i would like to see him go to Raw to freshen him up also i think latino fans will always watch for Del Rio heel or not
Exx
I'm thinking Sheamus and Barrett flip so they can do the whole titles moving to different shows thing they like to do every couple years.
I could see Orton and Cena going to smackdown with Del Rio and Christian coming to raw
TheGreatWhiteDope
Dolph Ziggler looks like the adult version of Evan Bourne
Aaron Wood
You bloody right. I should have had him.
And now after all that speculation, the draft begins. The "Told you, I got that one right. Na-na-na-ne-bo-bo" begins as well. So does the excitement, the randomness, and the slight disappointments. Sometimes all at once.
JT
Hey look a Koslov sighting. He's in the Battle Royal!
*prediction of the draft award*
Wolfchild
I predict this weeks draft will disappoint someone in some regard.
The Green Teabagger
Probably Zach Ryder when he doesn't get drafted away from Superstars.
The Green Teabagger
Big Show reversed the COBRA~!! Big Show reversed the COBRA~!! OMG Big Show reversed the COBRA~!!
JohnnyCraze
I would love to see Bourne and Kingston in a match
Wolfchild
Okay, Now I really wanna see a Kofi/Bourne match
Shooting
wow RAW lost its star
Wolfchild
So... By default, Raw just lost the Rock appearing as well I guess?
TheGreatWhiteDope
ummmmm....Cena will be the last draft choice of the night after Smackdown clean sweeps away Orton and a few others.
Hellsinger
Wait if Cena is going to Smackdown how much you wanna bet so is the Miz?
Average
This guy is a lot better than that guy JoMo was blabbering on and on with last week.
JT
R-Truth is awesome! That is all!
Xriya
Very Solid Promo.. Thumbs up!
Wolfchild
Look, It's Eve. What are the chances Micheal Cole interrupts this match by reminding us he's gonna wrestler JR?
The Green Teabagger
110%
ZAH
Interesting...with Rey and Sin Cara on the same show. I didn't think they'd do that. But really, where Mysterio has never been on RAW and is probably nearing the end of his career, this probably makes sense for him.
Average
I haven't seen hardly any of Rhodes since he's gone to S!, but wow I liked that bit. Was it a little Orton-esque or am I projecting?
*the twitter petition we need to get started AND work on....just a tad. I mean, everyone deserves a shot at something every once in awhile. So jump on this guys. Let's get this trending on Twitter. #LaylaGiveCoreyAChance*
TheGreatWhiteDope
So....what can we do to just try to get me 1 date with Layla? I mean...just 1. Nothing too big. We should make this happen.
Wolfchild
So Kofi's the Smackdown MVP tonight.
The Green Teabagger
So whose the top face on Raw right now? Daniel Bryan? John Morrison? Rey Rey?
Wolfchild
Okay, didn't see that one coming. Especially after Cena. At this rate, Zack Ryder's could actually turn face and be a number one contender...
Yep, saw the Sin Cara switch coming..
JohnnyCraze
So, if raw wins and it gets Christian and Del Rio, what does Aaron owe me!?
JT
He is Alberto Del Rio and he's been drafted to RAW!!!!!!!!
And now after all the excitement came the final draft pick. Which brought with it something that people expected from the start. So....here we go...
Wolfchild
LAME
JohnnyCraze
Wait, what?? That was a waste of a pick.
JT
That was the most retarded ****ing thing I've ever seen.
The Chosen 1
I kinda had that sneaky feeling Cena would go back to RAW JUST because he was the #1 Pick... but whatever they had to do the drafted back in forth on the same night deal EVENTUALLY at one of these so it's fine... but they should have at least had it been 2 Picks for RAW so that it wasn't such a let down... Rey first and THEN Cena would have atleast made that match not feel so pointless.
Drewcifer
I'm thinking I may be a little burnt out on wrestling...
Mike Johns
So... why did we draft Cena to SD just to redraft him to RAW? Just to spark some interest in the Draft you were already watching?
I'd also like to take this time to direct any readers of this particular column to the great "
Re-booked
" article/comic/greatness that was made by Hot Threads co-writer Jessie Brazil. It's a really good look at an easier way to do the Lawler/Cole Wrestlemania match. Now for a Hot Threads Exclusive. Did you know there was a vote between staff members as to who would do the "Re-booked" comic? Well for the first time ever you get to see the work that Jessie beat to do such a fantastic column. The final vote? 10 ½ - ½ (I couldn't choose one over the other).
"Jeff Hardy vs. Sting" Re-booked by Corey "TheGreatWhiteDope"
Letson (This legit took me, at least, 25 minutes to draw)
So you, the readers, can choose the real winner.
This Week in WWI Forum History
And here we go again people. This time we're looking at April 18th-April 25th. Through the insanity years this has had some pretty interesting things happen. And there is no better place to start than with an insane, homicidal, suicidal, genocidal maniac SABU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's right, in 2006 Sabu signed himself a year-long contract to work for the WWE. Also setting up for the re-launch of ECW in the next few months. So how did the insanity take it all back then?
Sabu signs to the WWE for a 1-year deal
Inedible Hulk
I don't think WWE Sabu or WWECW in general are going to live up to my expectations, even after I lower them quite a bit. Only time will tell though.
Tenchi
I'm gonna hold judgement until the day after the first ECW show after ONS II.
Papi
I saw this coming, especially after Lockdown with Sabu getting destroyed by Joe.
*Small hints years ago award*
Tenchi
Does Sabu still have any outstanding commitments with TNA? They've still not taken down his bio from their roster page as of yet. Normally, as soon as something like this happens, they're off the site within minutes. Just seems a little odd for them to be that slow on the uptake.
NozeNuggets
Suicidal, Homicidal and Genocidal, coming to ECW ONS 2006.
And on the same day as Sabu signing, or right around the same time, Brock Lesnar and the WWE came to an agreement. That's right, the no-compete clause that Lesnar went to court for was settled this week. And as a great talent that he was the WWI Forums were buzzing with how this would all play out. Even bringing up TNA as competition.
Brock Lesnar and WWE reach an agreement in no-compete clause
Brandon Bones
I wonders if Lesnar will bring the IWGP belt with him to an MMA fight ala the way Dan Severn used to do in early UFC.
Victorsosa
They kept him out of TNA. That's worth a lot more than it might sound like to Vince.
The Green Teabagger
Agreed.
GNU World Order
I would buy a house simply to mortgage the bastard so I could watch that
match.
Fritobandet
The only thing I ever wanted Brock to do is kill HHH on Raw and now I really don't think that is going to happen.
ZAH
Lesnar's a happy camper right now.
TrentK
Godammit...I miss Brock...I want to see him shove someone down some stairs again. -_-
Papi
Daryll The Hitman
So he can't work for any wrestling company based in the US? Or just not on any wrestling cards in the US? If it's the latter, what's to stop TNA from booking Samoa Joe Vs. Brock Lesnar in Toronto?
*Turned out to be kinda ho-hum actually*
Exx
Just imagine Brock on the ultimate fighter.
Legend Killer
So does this mean we won't see Brock Lesnar job to Matt Hardy?
And of course we have the biggest news from 2006.
WWE brings back ECW full-time
*How young and naive I truly was. It's a shame really. Also, I didn't understand that you only really need one exclamation point.*
TheGreatWhiteDope
HOLY ****
Tenchi
Well, if Heyman and Dreamer are booking it, I'd say it's gonna be pretty damn authentic.
Rammykun
I smell WWE ECW b******* all over this. It will be a watered down version of the product we've come to love, it comes as a shock they want to do this, I mean, look at what happened at the Invasion angle some years back, if thats the case, I dont see this having legs to stand up on for very long...
TheGreatWhiteDope
If Gertner isn't back, then **** it
Exx
This probably spells the end of OVW. If Heyman really is in charge, it could be good stuff, just don't expect it to be like the old ECW was.
And next week we're going to take a broader look at the WWI forum years between 2006-2008 throughout TNA, ROH, and WWE. But what a crazy month April has always been for wrestling. Don't forget to join Club WWI to listen to hundreds of hours of audio about anything and everything in wrestling. Join the conversation by getting on the forums. Come see what all the fuss is about. And while you're there go and join the WWI Wrestling Fantasy game. It's kind of like Fantasy Football, but for wrestling and stuff.
SQUEAKY
When you join
CLUBWWI
, do it for the right reasons. Do it for the insight.
Do it for the humor.
Do it because you're just so vain you can't stand the thought of not hearing yourself performing an audio you just finished a couple of hours ago.
Yes children it's too late for me, but you have nothing but good and reasonable reasons for signing up.
Like JG doing an audio
about #2
this week!
James Guttman:
It's been a long night for James Guttman and now he's here to talk about some of the things that are on his mind as he tends to a one month old including the strange Tough Enough departure and the Survivor Heroes vs. Villains connection that he just can't shake. Plus, a call for someone - anyone - to come along and challenge TNA's spot as the #2 wrestling promotion in the United States, what James would do if he had his choice of any wrestling company to write for, the one glaring reason why TNA will have trouble ever really challenging WWE, how the window of opportunity has closed, Daffney's lawsuit and what it says about the company's real situation, lack of trying on the Indy level to take TNA's spot, why bringing in foreign stars for good matches doesn't make you a promoter, great matches vs. epic matches, and more.
Squeaky:
Buying ROH would be my 'big lottery splurge'.
Mike Johns:
Vince Russo has not only taken credit for the TNA name, but explained that the name was intentional, because they were looking to be more risque and 'adult content' from the beginning. Which would explain why men came out in Penis Costumes on the first show.
James Guttman:
Thing is, the wrestling is all just a red herring. Even with WWE eliminating the word, it's still the main thing they do. The trick isn't to find who can do the most stuff and have the most believable matches. It's who can get people to buy the next show and keep them coming back once it's over. ROH has always felt like a small market that excluded more fans than it included. If they can focus on building characters and using some more mainstream talent in an interesting way, they can have 20 minute bouts all day long. When you do it with two milk and steak guys from the Indy scene with no backstory, you can't.
Squeaky:
That's why Bischoff mentioned keeping WCW off of television for a while after he bought it with the idea of introducing it almost as a new company. Could that same re-boot work for TNA?
Mike Johns:
On a TNA reboot? I'd doubt it. Not unless you change the name, half the roster, the announce team, and virtually every aesthetic, down to themes, filming location, sets and the like. In other words, actually be a completely different company - sure.
RowdyRodimus:
I know it's not a good time slot at all, but I think Chikara would go over like a billion bucks on Adult Swim. It's full of nerds who watch it, many of which are stoners as well and if they can get almost a million people watching Squidbillies at 12:30am I'm sure they could get a good amount of wrestling fans (and non fans) watching at 10 or 11 pm.
James Guttman:
Nothing out there in their current incarnations are going to appeal to the masses. The only ones really trying for mainstream fans outside WWE are TNA and they're playing follow the leader more than anything. Chikara and DGUSA are both great for the audience they have but are, almost by definition, not for the general public. Both companies appeal to a small audience, but one that will run away if things suddenly become more mainstream.
TheGreatWhiteDope:
Chikara is built in a unique way I think could possibly work main-stream. Maybe just less-nerd it?
James Guttman:
That's not a bad idea at all, GWD. I might just do that...
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!
OUT OF CONTEXT COMMENT OF THE WEEK!
Mike Johns:
You do just say these things to screw with people, right?
This has been the OUT OF CONTEXT COMMENT OF THE WEEK!
In other news, the collective Internet holds its breath with the news that Charles Montgomery Punk may not be renewing his WWE contract.
Apparently Punk wants to take time off to travel Europe so he can learn how to be a douche on Twitter in even more languages.
James Bullock:
Funny Alvarez mentioned Punk since this news hit the net today.
Credit: Pwinsider.com
sprout1883:
Fair enough on Punk's part I'd say.
Kid Chameleon:
If Punk walks, as it seems to be the case, he's a fucking clown who believes in his own and the IWC's hype and this is coming from a big CM Punk mark.
sprout1883:
I agree as a fellow Punk mark in addition to what I posted above.
Drewcifer:
Geez, are we all CM Punk marks here?
Aaron Wood:
Meh, the CM Punk think will end up as a bargaining chip. Can't see him going. He's not stupid enough to do TNA and I can't see him going back to the indies now. I'd bet he'll get time off and then come back fresh. And hell, this isn't going to happen for some time yet.
Squeaky:
This. When I first read this I though "Oh, his contract is coming up and he's leveraging for more money."
TheGreatWhiteDope:
Look, whatever. Let's say Punk has invested and saved his money wisely over the past 5-6 years. I'm sure his contract over the last 2-3 years has been pretty nice. I mean the guy has a loft in Chicago. He's not exactly spending millions, you know?
You may say the TheGreatWhiteDope (real name Rajislov Blanco Dopania) is a dreamer, but he's not the only one.
I hope someday you will join us, and our Punk delusions can live as one.
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