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Hot Threads: Dandy Randy vs. Kelly Kelly, #HoganFearsBulldog, Puff Puff Drive, Briscoe TV, and More
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ROWDY RODIMUS
So, how was everyone's week? Mine was as busy as (apparently) Kelly Kelly with the WWE locker room.
"How dare you disparage the image of Kelly Kelly." I can hear you say, "Why she is a role model to millions of young girls and the fantasy of millions of old men." Ok, dear readers, I can't hear you say that in either the literal or figurative sense. We've long since speculated about Johnny Ace's favorite bikini model but only had rumors of "This person said this" or "So and So said that". Well WWE World Champion (but not WWE Champion, there's a difference. I think.) Randy Orton went on a radio show for an interview, but let's let the members of the Insanity Multiverse (it grew out of just a galaxy just this last week) tell you all about it.
Galaxy
http://randy-orton.com/2011/06/randy-talks-with-98-kupd-arizonas-real-rock/
He'll get a ton of shit for it, particularly the stuff about Kelly, but it's rare to hear a WWE main eventer be so honest about everything.
Mike Johns
it's been getting a lot of talk on Twitter. he basically called KK a slut, and supposedly airs a lot of CM Punk's deal on-air. Need to hear this one for myself..
galaxy
The stuff about Kelly isn't really a surprise and she's had the rep for a while. (And yeah, I know there's a double standard because Batista's considered a stud for sleeping around, and she gets labelled a whore for doing the same thing.)
Drewcifer
I can't believe he didn't mention the time he pooped in Stacy Kiebler's (?) gym bag.
James Guttman
Randy's been apologizing on Twitter for this. As soon as I saw he did an interview like this, I knew the apology tour would start the next morning...
Aaron Wood
As long as he doesn't claim his interview was hacked...
The (Cho-cho) Chosen 1
Eh, he just apologized for what he said about Kelly really... but how can he just expect her to forgive him? haha
Drewcifer
Dear Kelly Kelly,
PeterDawson
Could be worse, could have made a hotdog down a hallway remark.
XarsenicKissX
So finally listening to this, and fuck, who knew Randy has a sense of humor?
So I heard there was this pretty big deal at the end of RAW Monday involving CM Punk (and for once not involving a female wrestler on the indie circuit, but those are stories for another day). Was it a work? Was it a shoot? Was it a worked shoot? Did you see any of it on TV or any other form of media the WWE controls? If so, I think you know the answer to those questions. I will say that it came out of nowhere and got people talking so lets take this opportunity to relive it through the power of the English language.
JohnnyCraze
why does Punk have a Stone Cold shirt on?
Hellsinger
God Damn CM Punk is a fucking wind bag!
JT
HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
wolfchild
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!!!
Nasty Ned
Was the all...dare I say it Real
aliasyoshi
Perfect. Feels a little like the Attitude Era. I actually WANT to see RAW next week. Perfect.
The Green Teabagger
Colt Cabana is trending.
Average
WWEmagazine The mood backstage is...edgy, to put it mildly. @CMPunk is in a meeting with a lot of the people he just called out...
AyatollahBlassie
Work or shoot, that promo was tremendously entertaining. Punk wasn't lying, he IS the best. ...I just wish WWE would get rid of Cena or turn him hard core heel so I could go back to watching wrestling regularly without gettin nauseous.
PeterDawson
Oh it gets better. WWE.com removed Punk from the superstars page (Chavo's still on it by the way), shut down his facebook page, and the top story on the website is CM Punk being suspended indefinitely. Fan reports (though you do have to take them with a grain of salt) are also saying that Cena came out for next week's taping (Raw isn't live next week they're still in Vegas in case you didn't know and man I'm using a lot of bracketed statements) and said they pretty much need to pretend Punk doesn't exist. He did however chastise the decision. Said fan reports also claim some people backstage, wrestlers and other people alike, were taken aback by the promo. It does seem to have been a shoot, though methinks its a planned one. Seriously, if this an angle, kudos to WWE, I am blown away. If it isn't, well, sucks for Punk, but man did he go out strong. I guess we'll have to wait and see how the taped Raw goes to know for sure.
Shooting
I have a idea on why I think Vince is approved that promo. Since Punk is a heel he putting heat on those companies (and Colt). The problem is that its not going to draw any big number (or even small numbers) extra over if they didn't do that promo. Its targeting the to the 'internet' fan who normally buys the show or streams/downloads the show so there is very little extra income from those people. To me its just a waste of air time
TheAmoralOne
I was watching Raw with non-wrestling fan friends (ie people who were huge into wrestling in the late 90s and then said "fuck it") and come the CM Punk promo they were intrigued, so for once I don't feel like a complete asshole for making my friends watch WRESTLING.
James Bullock
Honestly, I could care less what happens next week. This is the first time since Nexus debuted that I actually care what's about to happen with something involving Cena. Come to think of it, this is the first time I've actually cared about someone winning/keeping the WWE title since Eddie vs. JBL.
Squeaky
Just a great wrestling moment. It's something you had to tune in to watch...remember when that happened? When you had to watch Raw live because you didn't know what would happen?
Exx
I'm gonna be pretty disappointed if this ends with anything other than Punk leaving with the belt getting wins over Cena and the money in the bank winner. I can't think of a better time for the mitb winner to cash in and fail than in this situation. Could be quite the memorable moment.
The final bit of I'm going to cover from the WWE portion of the forum really had nothing to do with the WWE. Instead, it involved someone who seemed to want to make their mark here by disparaging certain members of the site and writers for their supposed lack of criticism for WWE. The whole thing was done badly since if you have a problem with certain writers or they don't see things the way you do, all you have to do is ignore them...or even just express yourself in a normal way without name calling or threats. You don't make a thread calling them out. With that said, the members of the WWI Multiverse turned the thread into a more appropriate one.
Tenchi
Battlefield Earth?
To be fair though, I'm hard-pressed finding a movie worse than that. No Holds barred would be an oscar-contender compared to that.
Mike Johns
Rip scares the dookie out of someone as Vince McMahon proves he's not a great movie producer, or L. Ron Hubbard proving he doesn't know what a plot is while John Travlota overacts on a level previously unknown to man.
Drewcifer
I wondered this last night, so I'll just go ahead and ask it here:
PeterDawson
Pretty sure the contender for worst film of all time is that damn animated Titantic movie, and I don't mean the one with the rapping dog, I mean the one with the talking sharks.
Nasty Ned
you mean Titanic 2 is the worst movie ever.....it does exist and i know people who have watched it
Ravnos
I believe in some of the books and video games it has been suggested that they are clones who are more in tune with the force than the others, which is why they get to be the Emperor's personal guard.
PeterDawson
To clarify my point, this Titanic Musical (I believe its just called the Legend of the Titantic and is Italian) retcons historic events that we know happened to involve talking animals, sharks that apparently escaped from jail, and a giant octopus with the face of a dog. Methinks that's worse than making mysterious being BS aliens in a bad sequel as it goes beyong stupid into insulting.
The Green Teabagger
I'm still waiting for an apology for anything Marlon and Shawn Wayans, especially White Chicks.
Wolfchild
See... I didn't mention Phantom Menace because a lot of people kinda thought that movie was okay with one bad element (Jar Jar) Now... Marlon Waynes movies by himself deserve some though.. GI Joe and Dungeons and Dragons spring to mind.
Theman6201
The Red Imperial Guards are not droids. Whether they are clones or just highly trained people is up for debate. They are supposed to be extensions of the senate guards you see in the Phantom Menace. (They're blue with open face plates.) We know they are people because in a cut scene from Return of the Jedi, Vader walks into Palpatines throne room and kills them by strangulation. I personally view them as clones, as Palpatine would want people completely loyal to him.
JohnnyCraze
Interesting thread.
The Great White Dope
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka = awesome
Tenchi
Because they realised that gearing their movies towards the lowest common denominatior would rake in the most cash with the least amount of effort or wit.
As I finish this up (about 5 pm my time) I just noticed a post from a new member of the forums. I read it and it really hit me. Not in a bad way, but just how we take for granted all the wrestling (good or bad) that we here get to see either on TV or live. We see so much of it that we forget the magic that the sport has. We spend almost as much time (or more in some cases) complaining about what we see than we spend just enjoying it, looking to place blame on the bad instead of appreciating the good. Maybe we should try to watch it through the eyes of a child. A child doesn't care if HHH is pushing for Sin Cara or CM Punk might be working the audience, they see it as theres a guy that does the same thing as the Super Heroes in the comics and movies do and wears a mask like one and that CM Punk said some bad things about his boss and will probably get in trouble.
That's not to say that the post I'm referring to was written by a child or a childlike person. Just that we should appreciate what these guys do every week a bit more. Watch what we enjoy and don't waste time worrying about what we find bad or sub par. Life is too short to spend part of it doing things we don't want to (well, except for work, but that's pretty much a given).
So for giving me a reason to rethink why I love this sport (and yes, I do consider it a sport) like I do, I want to give out a special shout out to Nawaaz for his post right here
http://s14.zetaboards.com/Wrestling_Insanity/single/?p=8114678&t=6670161
As a result of that shout out, I won't have a Stan Lee Memorial 'Nuff Said Award this week since I wanted to give the newest member of the Insanity Multiverse a chance to shine. Fear not, it will be back next week (as if anyone cares) with two winners, one from this week and one from next week. Yes, chances are it will be another reply to Shooting.
That's it from me this week. I am officially heading out the door in mere moments to enjoy some time away from everything. Before I go let me leave you with this piece of advice; If you do not live for today what is there to live for tomorrow?
Until next week, do me a favor and go see Transformers Dark of the Moon. There might be a test.
THE GREAT WHITE DOPE
There is something so charming about that Canadian Bulldog guy. It could be that he is Canadian. It could be that he is such an adorable looking Bulldog. Look at the way he slobbers on the couch after taking a walk. Awwwwww, he is just so adorable. Look at him bark at that kid riding by on his bike. Shut up! SHUT UP HE'S GONE! So cute. Go get some water little guy. Yeah, there you….HEY STOP PISSING ON THE FLOOR YOU STUPID DOG! Damnit! THIS IS WHY HULK HOGAN BLOCKED YOU! YOU PISSED ON MY NEW FLOOR! James! JAMES! GUTTMAN! Come get your damn dog!
Canadian Bulldog
This may have happened a while ago, but I've just noticed that Hulk Hogan has blocked me on his Twitter page. Not sure why I deserved that, unless he got offended by:
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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News ARCHIVE: Hulk Hogan Refuses To Put Sick Child Over In Heaven -
http://bit.ly/k4qugb
@HulkHogan4Real
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Guttman?
RT @HulkHogan4Real Oh my God James did it again he's the best ,completely unbeatable. HH
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YA THINK?!?
RT @HulkHogan4Real: The tsunami of wrestling wasn't cool
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Awww, shucks. You're not so bad-looking yourself
. RT @HulkHogan4Real: Good morning beautiful Hulkamaniacs. HH
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We are in negotiations to add the next #iWo member. Will it be @JamesGuttmanWWI ? @HulkHogan4Real ? @charliesheen ? Stay tuned to @ClubWWI !
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Good luck, Hulkster! #iWo4Life
RT @HulkHogan4Real: Headed to Largo Fitness to train chest and tris,the equipm… (cont)
http://deck.ly/~lK0UK
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And maybe Suburban Commando could have won an Oscar
. RT @HulkHogan4Real: Maby Brooke could be the next Julia Roberts.
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How about Ultimate Warrior?
RT @HulkHogan4Real: Just learned about Follow Friday, who should I recommend? HH
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Canadian Bulldog presents..... Total Nonstop Office (an animated short) -
http://bit.ly/g5nU2I
@TNADixie @HulkHogan4Real @EBischoff
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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: Hogan Creates Own "50 Greatest" DVD -
http://bit.ly/dIARfz
@HulkHogan4Real #TNA
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You're much closer in age to that than him. RT @HulkHogan4Real: AJ Styles is a dead man. HH
Mike Johns
Considering I haven't tweeted Dixie in... I don't know... almost 6 months now? (and, provided her account is still up, as last I checked it had been reinstated following the "Verified" graphic debacle)
Aaron Wood
If she did, TNA would be a VERY different company.
Mike Johns
Considering her answer to the Russo question on the YouShoot, and how often she pulled the "you weren't there so you don't know" card when someone called BS on her, I doubt that. She honestly came off as the type that actually thinks she knows stuff, even when it's clear she doesn't.
RowdyRodimus
I got blocked by Jim Cornette for an April Fools joke about him and Vince Russo taking over creative in WWE following WrestleMania.
ZAH
I got blocked by Lucky Cannon. Quite the badge of honor, actually.
Wait...it wasn't Lucky Cannon...it was that giant fucktard dude from NXT. Eli something or other.
WolfChild
Eli Cottonwood blocked you?
ZAH
Here's what I said at the time in
my column
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First up is the "Eli Cottonwood Controversy". Well...not so much a controversy as it was him blocking me. Now, I really didn't think I wrote anything particularly bad,but if he's blocking wrestling fans for THIS, he's got a looooong road ahead of him.
TheGreatWhiteDope
ZAH is no RowdyRodimus #justsayin
Canadian Bulldog
With all due respect to you guys (and the Lucky Cottonwoods and Jesse Neals and Dixie Carters out there).... this is Hulk Friggin' Hogan. He could stand up to 400 pounds of King Kong Bundy, withstood the terror of Sgt. Slaughter and put the boots to Rowdy Roddy Piper. Yet he can't Hulk Up to little ol' me??
So as a community we're putting this out there right now: If you have been blocked by a wrestling personality on Twitter, for something that wasn't abrasive, racist, sickening, horrible, just a light-hearted joke/comment, then join us and tell us your tale. We'll hold a contest for "Best Block" sometime.
With ROH's "Best in the World" happening this past Sunday there has been a lot of talk on the ROH side of our boards. Sure, it has been a few people sided affair but still a big deal. ROH has just come off of their biggest event ever, one that held up to expectation, and three things were clear. First, the Briscoes could be the best gimmick ever, Edwards/Richards brought it, and Kevin Steen is completely crazy.
(NSFW but highly entertaining)
TheGreatWhiteDope
We can say a lot either way, but Briscoes have the promo ability to be huge. And man....it is unique, true, and so awesome.
ZAH
I understand that they're brothers and have a bond and all, but why Jay Brisco never broke away from Mark and become a singles star is beyond me. He's better in every aspect of the business...both inside and outside the ring.
TheGreatWhiteDope
Brothers raised in the south...there is totally, probably not a stronger bond around.
Briscoes need to be the new spokespersons for Cambell's Chunky.
James Bullock
Mark: "We eatin' healthy, baby!"
Mike Johns
Delaware is in the south, now?
TheGreatWhiteDope
I also, highly enjoy how they look at both Briscoes and realize they're both legit rednecks, so when it comes time for promos they find out Jay can talk better than Mark...but it is still just this profane ridden rant about basically everything under the sun. It's the southern version of the ultimate warrior or Snuka to some extent. It's kind of magical.
Also, touché my IWC card should be revoked. I truly assumed they were from somewhere else and never listen to ROH's ring announcer.
Mike Johns
It's easy to see the confusion, as they are often seen wearing rebel flags and whatnot. Plus, their part of Delaware could have been considered "Border Country" during the Civil War. And, let's be honest - they SOUND southern as all hell.
TheGreatWhiteDope
I think the Briscoes are the last wrestlers alive who could shock me. In the Abdullah sense, like, how people thirty years ago would've been shocked and amazed that Abdullah wasn't a savage butcher. If I saw the briscoes in public and they were dressed in regular colthes, I said "hi", and Jay responded with something to the effect of "How are you? You enjoy our professional work? Well that is quite good. We thank you for such support. If you don't mind at the current time I must be going. I hate to be rude, it's just that I have prior plans and must be off. Have yourself a fantastic day."
So in the latest video: Richards/Edwards they did a new video with Richards where he states "If I don't win, I'm done."
Mike Johns
If the Briscoes aren't the Briscoes, they're in the wrong line of work, because it'd be the greatest acting job ever.
(3 Days Later….)
For those who missed the show, both the TV Title and World title changed hands.
TheGreatWhiteDope
Moment of the night from that Best in the World show came from Steen IMO.
James Bullock
It's one of the few times I've ever gotten goosebumps watching wrestling. Seeing him get carried off like he was crucified while giving everyone the finger was f'n priceless.
TheGreatWhiteDope
So, am I the only one underwhelmed by Homicide/Rhyno? I mean, I dunno...it just had more to offer on paper.
James Bullock
I actually quite enjoyed the match. I thought there was more focus on the heightened sense of intensity - thanks to the stip - instead of a whole bunch of weapons and blood. Not being the mass weapon bloodbath many expected it to be, it became a good undercard brawl where the object spots meant more than they would've otherwise.
TheGreatWhiteDope
I will easily admit it was a good brawl. Hell, I enjoyed that it wasn't the normal indy hardcore match that used everything and the sink just because it says "Hardcore". Ever since he came back, Homicide has just kinda underwhelmed me. That sucks too. I really enjoy Homicide. I haven't seen LAX/KoW yet...but I hear that it's good. 'Cide just doesn't seem to always bring his A-game anymore. Or maybe it's that whole "he is still wrestling tv style which comes off weird at an ROH event" and I, myself, haven't adjusted to seeing that from him yet.
James Bullock
And don't forget the fact Homicide has a plethora of injuries he's still working through, including a torn groin, because he doesn't have medical insurance. Even with the light schedule, Homicide physically broke down during his last year with TNA, and couldn't do anything about it. In a lot of ways, the Homicide we saw from Sunday and the Atlanta PPVs is probably the best Homicide we're going to get.
This Week In WWI Forum History
Welcome back to This Week in WWI Forum History. After a week where there just wasn't time for it and one that just wasn't really suited for a column as this, it is back. This time we're jam packing the history of the forums with lots of past hot threads. First up we're going back to 2006. Let us jump into the way-back machine and get ourselves to…
Moment of Insanity - July 1st, 2006
First up comes the Moment of Insanity on July 1st, 2006. Why? Because it was always a hot topic and I'm trying to hint to JG that I want it back. So the votes aren't really even varied. This comes from the week in which there was a WWE PPV and the then "The New and Improved DX" (available at all fine websites and retail establishments) dressed up like Vinnie Mac and Shane-O-Mac. Somehow, it only got worse from there.
(Note: Wow. I was hasty to judge and harsh. What a difference five years can make. I've really relaxed my ‘attack' phase. Although I still kind of agree with myself.)
TheGreatWhiteDope
My vote goes for the complete disrespect WWE showed towards the ECW brand and RVD as champion at Vengeance. Sure RVD retained his title, but his title match was in the middle of the card. They had Kane vs Fake Kane after the WWE world title match.
JohnBuk
I second what TheGreatWhiteDope wrote....and if RVD loses or is made to look like a chump by
John Cena tonight, then that just strengthens the case even more.
Liviya
Without a doubt, the MOI is that the best match on all of RAW was Mickie/Trish. The Cena/RVD match might have been good, but I was so disgusted by the time it came on I really didn't enjoy it let alone give a fuck what happened.
Keevel
I have to vote for the Slammy's flashback video of vince doing the electric slide.
Admiral Jumpship
Dark Lord
Am I the only one who sees the symbolic irony of a cascading torrent of shit in relation to the new DX angle?
RiverCityPhantom
I see it too. Also a symbolic way to "shit on the business" by having a segment like that instead of a wrestling match. Not sure where they really want to go from here, but I've never wanted Game to turn on somebody more than I do at this very moment. Kill DX before it becomes annoying like the NWO.
TrentK
My pick is Raw's Transition from RAW is ASS to RAW is POO!
Mike Johns
Gotta go with them dumping shit on the mcmahons and the cheerleaders, if for no better reason that that is exactly what WWE has been doing lately - dumping shit on people.
Eaglesfn345
Agreed Mav, the "You Can't Say That On Television"-ization of RAW is getting out of hand. And think of the poor roadies who have to clean that shit up! I mean, it's one thing, say at the end of TNA's last PPV when Jerrett hung up the title and the crowd threw bottles and junk, but that's easy to sweep up and discard. But liquidy poo-colored slime?! Is Vince McMahon not satisifed with making the show's quality sick to the fan's stomachs, but now this? Why not go all out and buy GWAR's famous giant vagina to spray blood on the wrestlers?
TheNewBlack
Poo and the amazing amount of corn in it.
MainEventSquirrel
The fact that VKM literally put shit on TV.... and no one is particularly surprised.
Fritz Stephey
MOI definitely would have to be when the shit hit the fan, literally, and found it's way on The McMahons and the Spirit Squad. It's twice in a row DX has dumped something on people they don't like...this time, poo. It wasn't funny, it was just...at most gross and stupid. I mean, it's not like they even tried to make it look fake, they tried making it look like poo (And come on...especially if it looks real...the joke kinda loses it, we just get grossed out more...of course, add 15 minutes to that and the simple fact that you dumped something on a group of people...just, why?).
FuhTooMch
My vote for this week's Moment of Insanity? RAW IS SHIT. Big surprise.
The Green Teabagger
Thought of it during Friday Night Smackdown...
Yep, that was the week of the DX shit-storm. Luckily, the taste of that skit couldn't even last a week. Why do you ask? Because we're going to stay in 2006 for right now. Because one of the most randomly insane things happened in Indiana. It not only ended a push to the internet darling RVD, but it also was the beginning of the end for Sabu and the new ECW.
Sabu and RVD arrested high and shirtless - July 3rd 2006
Aaron Wood
I wonder if it was 4:20 in the morning...
AliasYoshi
First off, I don't see this affecting much in terms of RVD. They know he is into smoking some, so this should come as no shocker.
JohnBuk
I'm almost positive that weed isn't even something they're testing for as part of the "wellness" program. It will probably depend on how much if any main stream coverage this gets as to what if any punishment gets handed out.
Aaron Wood
All illegal substances are part of the wellness program. And while I'm sure it's not something they desperately worry about, having one of your main champions and another high-profile wrestler get arrested for it is NOT good publicity.
JohnBuk
You say that very authoritatively. I'll admit my memory ain't great, but I thought Meltzer addressed weed when this whole thing first came down in the Observer and he said that it wasn't something they were worried about so it wouldn't be included in the results of the testing.
Seion
Seeing as how they have already made bad puns about him being a pothead on air, this will only add to that. :D
Veri
Bet you $100 Triple H is laughing his ass off right now.
James Guttman
They're the Jim Duggan and Iron Shiek for a new generation!
The Green Teabagger
I think this was the excuse WWE was looking for to say, "See, we put RVD in main events [kinda] and look what happened! Next time, just listen to us and believe that we know who belongs in the main event when we push uber-talented guys like Snitsky, Viscera, and Khali"
Eex
I wouldn't be surprised if Sabu got fired over this. RVD probably gets off okay, other than maybe dropping the ECW belt.
David
Rules are for midcarders.
(Note: This needs to be a sign at a show or a T-shirt)
Aaron Wood
That's why RVD should be worried then...
Dav
Weed shouldn't even be illegal ffs. It's practically part of his character and gimmick anyway, I say make a story out of it (CM punk playing his "straight edge" character on ECW tv is made for a quick squash of Sandman, then moving onto a big feud with RVD if you ask me)
Tenchi
I think that WWE are gonna be more pissed off that they got CAUGHT rather than for actually possessing the stuff in the first place, tbh.
ZAH
I don't think the weed is the major issue here (regardless of what pics are shown on WWE.com). It's the pills that will get both men in serious trouble.
WillisBigBoy
They will work it out somehow, cause lets all be honest...without RVD and Sabu ECW will die quick. Sandman and Dreamer could both be considered the face of ECW for their past accomplishments, but neither can carry the show now. Angle or Big Show as the Main Eventers by themselves wont work cause the true ECW crowd will never fully accept either as such. So that leaves them no choice but to keep RVD and Sabu or kill ECW prematurely and i don't think Vince is ready to do that yet.
Exx
Well, Lawler should have a heck of a promo tonight.
Photos of the arrest have finally made their way to the internet:
At this point we're going to go to 2009 and check out the start of a bandwagon. What bandwagon you ask? Well, the ‘CM Punk is an amazing heel bandwagon'. You know, the exact same one people are on this week. How did the WWI Forums react? How did it even come up? The same way it always does, by going to the boards.
Anthony.Analog
Um... ok. So I should've posted this earlier. But regardless, the gradual heel turn of CM Punk has been an absolute thing of beauty to this point, and really hasn't been seen in a turn of any direction for years.
The Green Teabagger
I was on this train the second he debuted on ECW, in the luxury car.
NidiaFan
Count me in. I'll sit in the back. I'm used to being driven around (especially after the 4th DWI).
James Bullock
I've been strapped in since Extreme Rules. I haven't been so excited to see something from WWE in years.
AliasYoshi
What kind of wagon do we have here? I could sit in the back with NidiaFan. Or just plop me somewhere with space. I am kinda tall, so please respect the knees. Thank you.
SabuIsGod
I'm buying the first case of beer for this roadtrip!
Aaron Wood
Like you needed to ask...
ThinkSoJoe
here's something I don't say very often - I agree with Aaron!
TheGreatWhiteDope
Rytman
Don't get too optimistic people.
TheGreatWhiteDope
you shut your dirty little whore mouth
they might be reading............
Mike Johns
If anything, it's a "realistic" turn. A guy corrupted by his own desire to succeed. Pro wrestling should have more stuff like this. It might help us garner a little more respect from the haters.
Aaron Wood
To be honest, especially after last night's Smackdown, I'd say it was Jeff that was the heel. He was certainly a prick.
Chazlo
Yeah, I mean Punk is clearly the bad guy in this scenario, but Jeff is certainly giving off plenty of douche-vibes (not that it matters because his fans will cheer for Jeff no matter what he does it seems)
Anthony.Analog
the jefficoholics would cheer him shooting up in the center of the ring.
I think we're just going to put this final piece in here this week to show something. Late June of 2008 here is the TNA thread talking about one thing: the rating. Needless to say whenever the talk of TNA's rating comes up you could basically just copy and paste this section over and over. Also, ZAH drives some TNA news into the ground.
TNA Ratings and the announcement of a move to Monday Night - June 28th, 2006
Clifffside
Its seems that TNA is about to follow in the steps of the
Notorious B.I.G
on Nov. 1st of this year.
ZAH
They're going to die?
ZAH
People are going to continue to think they're better than they actually are?
ZAH
They're going to start an East Coast/West Coast feud?
ZAH
They're going to start selling crack?
ZAH
They're going to be known for their loose, easy flow?
Aaron Wood
Very disappointingly, Impact went back down to a 0.9 this week.
Clifffside
Cliff says that the NBA draft took away viewers. I'm just kidding.
Aaron Wood
What competition is there exactly that's on right now? As far as I'm concerned TV is out of season, because there's nothing for me to download, other than The Mole.
Clifffside
I disagree. I think TNA can hold its own against Raw over time. They just need to get the word out that there is another wrestling show on Monday Nights. I think after they move Impact out of the Impact Zone and have a live show each week, then they should bring the show to Monday Night where there is actually a wrestling audience that they can attract, unlike on Thursday Nights
JohnnyCraze
I agree Cliff. Thursday nights are killing TNA and I personally believe they should move to Wednesday nights. I think moving to Monday nights is still at least a year or two away.
Almighty_monkey
Ugh. The only nights that can have a negative impact on viewing figures for wrestling is Fri and Sat, and thats because half your target audience is out getting pissed.
Aaron Wood
PRECISELY!
Clifffside
Ok you two guys have your opinion and thats fine. I still steadfastly believe that Impact has peaked in its current spot on television and the next step is increased advertising, live shows, getting out of the Impact Zone and moving to Monday Nights because Thursday Nights is NOT a wrestling night anymore. I can pull out the numbers to prove it (don't make me go there)
As for Impact only doing say a 1.2 on Monday Nights, there are no excuses to be made because that would be GREAT news for Spike and TNA. TNA has a better chance of taking that 1.2 to 2.1 on a Monday Night because a wrestling audience is already tuned into wrestling on Monday Nights. All TNA would have to do is reach out and grab those viewers and bring 'em over to Impact. Doing that is next to impossible on Thursday Nights because Thursday Nights are when the best shows from each network are going up against each other. Little known TNA has no shot of penetrating those viewers unlike Smackdown which is already WWE; therefore the notion of them building an audience on Friday Nights out of thin air is false because WWE has built an audience throughout the last 50+ years.
RDLee
Sorry, but that is EXACTLY why their ratings are low. Hell even I stopped watching Impact because of the horrible show quality and I never in a million years would have thought that would happen. I realize thats my opinion but it makes you wonder if the other viewers are doing the same thing.
Clifffside
Look, the point I'm making here is, no matter how good Impact is quality wise, if no one hears about them and if there isn't a wrestling audience for them on Thursday Nights, then they aren't going to reach even the 2.0's. Bad show quality only leads to them losing the viewers they already have, good show quality only leads to them maintaining the viewers they already have (not increasing them) because they STILL have an almost non-existant marketing plan in action AND watching wrestling on Thursday Nights isn't the thing to do anymore like it was a decade ago.
ZAH
I could be wrong here, but doesn't Thursday nights have the largest viewing audience out of any night on television?
Aaron Wood
I don't think you are wrong, factually, on any of those points.
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I could be wrong here, but doesn't Thursday nights have the largest viewing audience out of any night on television?
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And again I could be wrong, but wasn't Spike TV and TNA both hoping to garner some casual fans who were missing out on Smackdown's switch to Friday nights by putting Impact on Thursdays?
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And...well, y'know...correct me and all, but wasn't Spike disappointed in the 1.1 debut numbers and even moreso since Impact hasn't seen any growth of any kind?
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And since TNA has this awesome game deal and dvd deal and action figure deal and international tv deals and sell-out house shows...why is it that TNA suddenly can't get the word out to the general public about their product?
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So them being on Thursday nights...again, the most-watched night on television and a night that WWE would love to have back...is now the real issue and not their "almost non-existant marketing plan" (your words)?
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Sorry...but I'm having a hard time buying that. It seems that for every opportunity TNA is given, there is always an excuse for why they underperform.
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As the old saying goes, if a tree falls in the woods and no-one hears it, does it make a sound? If TNA's advertising in the US is "almost non-existant", maybe them and their fans should put more stock in using that to get them out of their bind instead of getting on Monday nights against RAW in the false hope of them getting some of RAW's audience when the reality is that they wouldn't. They ain't WCW, despite all the similarities in mindset.
Aaron Wood
But that is assuming that people are going to watch Impact, which is shit 90% of the time, and usually a lot worse than RAW on its mediocre nights, and decide to stick with that. Do you seriously think that Impact is a good enough show to compete against a 15 year mainstay?
RDLee
hey the XFL had "HE HATE ME"!!!!
DrowGoddess
I remember that. I should hate you for bringing it up. I hate myself more for remembering it, though.
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What type of fan do you mean, Cliffside? Please explain. And as opposed to what? I'm quite serious, I don't mean it in an insulting or bitchy way.
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I honestly don't understand how the argument can be made that the quality of the product doesn't matter in terms of audience expansion, because if you can't keep the already-devoted fans who know it's there and WANT to watch coming back, how on Earth can new viewers be expected to get interested?
First let me explain that a singles rating point here in the US is about equivalent to roughly 1,128,000 households, or 1 percent of the nation's estimated 112.8 million TV homes.
Victor The Cleaner
You make a good case. And I see where you're coming from.
Cliffside
Like I said, you don't get those kind of numbers on Thursday Nights anymore. The reason for that is the viewership experienced in the late 90's was part of a wrestling boom that is long over.
JohnnyCraze
Cliff is right on most of his points especially when he says the "wrestling" is better then raw which is absolutely correct. The storylines have to improve on impact though and once that happens, I believe impact will be a solid show to watch every week.
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