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Hot Threads: Eat a Sandwich, Solving The Mistico Mystery, Hunting Punk, IOU Whooo, Tons of Insane Pics, and More
It's time for another look at the free Wrestling Insanity Message Boards ...
Welcome one and all to World Wrestling Insanity's own website column version of television's "Firefly". Corey "You Can Call Me Mal Anytime" Letson here. It's that time again were we take a journey through the insanity of the wrestling world and look at with the WWI Forums have to say about it. We'll be starting out with all the interesting non-wrestling/non-mainstream wrestling items of the past few weeks. We'll kick things off with questions asked to our own resident Dawg (gangsta-cousin of Canadian Bulldog twice removed). Luckily the restraining order has been thrown out due to the judge throwing out the term "wrestling nerd" and "stupid cracker" just one too many times. So what have people been asking Mr. Dawgs about lately?
TXL
You asked who is the most underused person in TNA/Impact right now....I would definitely say The Pope. Any story on why?
Matt Dawgs
You know what? While very good on the mic, pope isn't that good in the ring. He's a notch above Zach Ryder in my book. I think he's fine where he is.
Aaron Wood
As a placeholder for when you do ever post in this thread again....Where you been?
Matt Dawgs
I've been around the world and I...I...I've been good bro. You?
Anthony.Analog
Bigger disappointment: Bad Meets Evil or Watch The Throne?
Matt Dawgs
You know, I actually kind of like watch the throne. Although most tracks seem like Jay phones it in, Kanye is a fucking beast. He kills almost everything on the album. Plus, it's different. I'm one of the few who liked 808 too.
Mike Johns
On the subject of the Angelina Love/Daizee Haze eating disorder deal...
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I think everyone has made it more than clear that they wish the best for Daizee's health and well being. I also think it's a shame that all of the focus has been put on her appearance for the past year or so rather than anyone talking about how she's been a part of some spectacular matches, in both SHIMMER and CHIKARA. I feel her match with Serena on 37 and the tag on 40 are two of the most solid all around matches we've ever had on our shows. Rather than offering praise for the quality of her work and contributions to the business as a whole, including teaching the young girls behind the scenes, it seems everyone just resorts to the "eat a sandwich" comments. Everyone wishes for her to be as healthy as possible, but please, move on.
Matt Dawgs
I don't know nor do I understand how no one is trying to help. It's crazy. These girls obviously have a problem.
Squeaky
Maybe Prazak likes skinny bitches?
Matt Dawgs
Or he banged (is banging) her?
Those last few questions takes us into the random insane picture section of our thread pretty nicely. Not that it is in any way a funny picture but a recent picture of Daizee Haze has made its way around Twitter. From there we're going to horrify you with Halloween costumes and take a look at NXT. I think we're going to call this one "Horrifying pictures of the week".
Flying through the 'Verse can be an interesting ride. Sometimes reavers come at you, sometimes you have to follow your favorite performer from one promotion to another, and sometimes your favorite performer is replaced by someone else entirely just to see if anyone will notice (note: I figure someone has to think Misticara is a favorite to someone). The problem with switching out a character is that it can confuse people. It even confuses some people in the Insanity. So let us break this whole thing down and maybe stop confusing YOU.
Average
Can someone set this straight for me please?
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Mistico is signed from AAA to WWE;
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AAA puts a new guy in the Mistico costume and acts like nothing happens;
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WWE makes a big deal about their brand new Mexican Sin Cara;
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AAA trademarks the Sin Cara name;
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Sin Cara is wellness suspended;
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Hunico wears the Sin Cara costume on WWE television;
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Sin Cara comes back to WWE and wears the Sin Cara costume;
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Sin Cara continues to botch everything and is set aside;
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We end up with some guy in AAA pretending to be Mistico, a different guy (who apparently can't wrestle either) in WWE pretending to be Sin Cara while AAA owns the rights to the Sin Cara name and the guy who is being copied in two promotions is now sitting on the sidelines.
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Mike Johns
CMLL. Not AAA.
Average
Thanks, Mike.
T-Dog
Actually, CMLL had a guy debut named Maximo who initially dressed just like Mistico (white gear with gold trim) but he wasn't ready, the fans turned against him and he was de-Mistico'ed and became his own man.
Exx
Apparently it was one of those deals where he wasn't shaking hands backstage or not being respectful enough or whatever. That appears to be more important than what they actually do on tv.
Average
Thanks, this makes sense.
Slimjames
To paraphrase J. Walter Weatherman: That's why you don't hype new talent as soon as they're signed. WWE painted themselves into a corner. You can't have a press conference for a guy then say, "tune in next year after he's been in developmental!" Even CM Punk did time in OVW before being called up, even with the big deal of his exit from ROH. If he had been put directly on the roster, even ignoring any resentment from other wrestlers, he might have a tough transition to the deliberate WWE style (assuming he could have fault, which, if you read the internet lately, seems to be impossible). You need to take it easy, let them get their legs under them, then call them up.
JohnnyCraze
So, the current Sin Cara were seeing right now is Hunico?
Drewcifer
From what I've read, Vince is unhappy with Mistico's backstage attitude; he's also unhappy with Hunico's work as well. I also read somewhere that Cara's mask has been selling really well at live events for $75. So who knows...
Since the last Hot Threads we've had one other confusing thing go on besides "Who is Sin Cara". Right now the World Wrestling Insanity Forums are going back and forth on how to look at this whole Nash/HHH/Punk/Cena/C-O-N-spiracy/Laurinitis/McMahon/Stephanie storyline. Some people see it as an intriguing storyline while others quickly dismiss it as HHH overtaking the hottest product in wrestling over the past few years. Why don't we see what side everyone falls on after the past few weeks.
RDLee
Same ol' shit, Different RAW.
JohnnyCraze
Unfortunately, everyone probably saw that ending coming.
PeterDawson
Yeah the ending was pretty predictable but we do have a pretty good setup for the next few Raws, not to mention Night of Champions. We've got interesting Tag Team champs, we've got a potential triple threat with Swagger, Riley and Ziggler, and we've got a non-title feud with Punk and Nash, plus of course we've got Cena versus Del Rio.
TheGreatWhiteDope
Here's the thing:
And then one week later....
The Green Teabagger
There ya go, folks.
Thorn_Gabriel
Ok, gotta chime in.....after reading all of the comments about tonight's RAW I think some of you are beyond cynical at this point.
PeterDawson
But yeah, while its cool that we have a major storyline that doesn't currently involve the WWE title or John Cena, as both Del Rio and Cena have been more doing their own thing right now while Punk investigates the text mystery, this show was fairly weak. The lack of Del Rio and the heavy promotion for tomorrow's Smackdown really hurt it. Hopefully next week it'll pick up nicely.
Xriya
well, if they are doing what i think they are doing.. (and ive been wrong before.....lots). The players are in place.
Mike Johns
You know, Thorn, I remember saying a lot of the same stuff in December of 2009 about TNA. And you saw what happened.
Where are we after this past week's RAW when it comes to people's thoughts? Nash being fired, Triple H and Punk fighting for control of the company, Zack Ryder being in a tag match...what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!
Sprout1883
Screw you WWE, in some ways you are making me hate you more than TNA
E.G. Woods
-Not a bad show overall,(especially as compared to last week's), but not a really good show, either. As is usually the case the past several years, they are really going to have their work cut out for them competing with Monday Night Football for the next 4 months.
Nuwanda
Looks like HHH is going to win at Night of Champions (perhaps outside interference), and the feud will continue. Although I like the idea of HHH losing due to Vince costing him the match...
There are really three problems when it comes to grabbing comments about TNA when it comes to these boards: 1) They're very cynical of an already bad product. 2) They're non-existent because people have slowly tuned out due to bad storylines/being treated like idiots just for being fans. 3) It is incredibly depressing.
I'm taking advice from The Simpsons and not looking at Matt Hardy. He won't get attention from this article at all unless it is something he has done at a wrestling show. The events of the prior few weeks will have no baring on this column. Unfortunately, we are still looking at problem number three. An article (which can be read HERE http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6891795/the-wrestler-real-life ) came out about the story of Ric Flair's real-life. Needless to say it is......yeah.....
Sprout1883
in some ways it's sad, in others not so.
TheGreatWhiteDope
This has done nothing but make me sad. So very sad.
ZAH
Absolutely brutal. Yet...I cannot stop reading.
Mike Johns
I couldn't force myself through it. I'm actually starting to hit Benoit-levels with Flair, to the point where I can almost never watch the guy's matches without being a bit creeped out or wholly depressed about how the man turned out in real life. with Benoit, it's me, watching his matches in near silence, still trying to figure out how this man I had so much respect for was able to do what he did to his wife and son. Flair? I really don't know, now. And I don't like it.
Galaxy
It's incredibly difficult to have sympathy with him when you read about him sexually assaulting the stewardess or Beth's claims that he raped her.
James Bullock
I'm just speaking for myself when I say I feel sorry for him not because of what he did, and how he is, but because of the image he created, couldn't get away from the character in his own mind, and is barely living pay check to pay check now. It's just one of those head shakers where you look at a guy, say, "He had it all, and screwed it up," and wonder how he could do it. Unless something turns around for him - and in a lot of ways it shouldn't - he's going to be another wrestling tragedy when it's all said and done.
TXL
It was a difficult article to read, as Flair is not only my favorite wrestler of all time, but one of my favorite entertainers. I just couldn't stop reading, though. Crazy stuff.
Canadian Bulldog
The one thing I don't think this story really explained is how fragile Flair is. Both Flair's book and Bischoff's book talk about him having emotional breakdowns and cracking under pressure. There are few people (even Huge Douche Canoe Matt Hardy) that live their gimmick more than Flair. I guess you don't live the kind of lifestyle he does without reaching some extremely emotional lows...Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending his actions in the least, but I think it's a BIG part of who the guy is.
Going along with this about two years ago Jeff Hardy was arrested and was set to stand trial for some drug charges. To long story short this whole thing Jeff basically got the trial postponed over and over again. How long? Well, he finally went to trial this past week, just under two years after the original trial date. With the pushing and pulling of that system and Jeff's brilliant brother how would he fare? Well...10 days. Yep, two years of delayed trials and the man will be in jail for two business weeks. Chances are he'll even get that one weekend off. But luckily he'll miss at least one set of tapings for it right? I mean...he couldn't possibly go to jail for a drug charge and still be on television every week...or could he?
Sprout1883
what a crock of....
The Chosen 1
Jeff Hardy's comes back to TNA asking for a second chance....then hes goes to jail....
Nuwanda
Oh dear...people got more jail time for less...but hey, 30 months is a long probation, I bet he'll screw that up
The Chosen 1
He'd better AT LEAST miss the IMPACT tapings...If this guy literally shows up on 4 weeks of Impact, then the next week hes there again after serving TIME there's just no justice.
Aaron Wood
Jeff ain't missing shit. The report says he's SCHEDULING when he's going down. He can do it right after a taping set and be back out in plenty of time for the next one, even if it is a hard 10 days and it'll be as if nothing ever happened. For this to IMpact TNA in any way, it had to be longer than a fortnight.
Mike Johns
North Carolina's tax dollars at work. 2 years' worth of work for not even 10 days in jail.
JohnnyCraze
I bet TNA turns this into a storyline
Anthony.Analog
Obviously he can afford the $100,000...which is all the state actually cares about. I'm surprised he got any time at all, really. Nice to know that he plead guilty to intent to distribute OPIUM. That's fucking cool.
T-Dog
I bet that when Jeff Hardy walks through airports, people ask him when he's coming out of retirement to go back to WWE. To the public at large, he hasn't wrestled since August 2009. This case has hurt WWE more than TNA because only hardcore wrestling fans care about TNA and the headlines are likely to be "Ex-WWE wrestler convicted on drug charges" rather than "TNA wrestler convicted on drug charges".
This Week in WWI Forum History
The boards just seem to be kind of dead in the Mid-August timeframe. I think summer really takes it out of the WWI Forum crowd. So this week we're taking a short trip. First up we're traveling to the Impact Zone and traveling all the way back to August 2006. The reason? Samoa Joe, Samoa Joe, and some more Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe? Really? Really? REALLY? Reeeaaaal-la-eyyyy? - August 2006
BuzzSawyerWasKing
I don't know if this has been discussed before (I'm relatively new to the board and though I try, I can't read ALL the older threads).
TheGreatWhiteDope
why do i think Samoa Joe is awesome?....let me count thy ways....
I'd say I like him just because he has the intensity and makes it look like a fight. I think his match quality is amazing and almost all the dream matches i have in mind have ____ vs Samoa Joe (kurt angle, michaels, rvd, chris benoit).
David
Xofdre
BuzzSawyerWasKing
Hey Xofdre,
Clifffside
Samoa Joe is the modern diffenition of "Professional Wrestler". He has the total package except for the "looks" that the WWE wants. He is one of those people who just have "IT". He doesn't even need a gimmick, he can just be himself and everybody will respect and love his matches.
Exx
For the first year that Samoa Joe was ROH champion I kept coming up with excuses in my own mind for why I thought he was over rated. Mainly I hated how strong he was booked because I couldn't envision most of his challengers winning. Title matches are extremely boring to me when I don't think the challenger has a chance in hell of winning. But eventually, I just accepted how great he truly is. Great mma style ringwork. He makes everything he does look like it hurts. He had a match in ROH with Low Ki where those two just stiffed the f**k out of each other. His series of matches with Homicide and his later series of matches with CM Punk really won me over. He's fantastic and he's actually good on the mic also, but hasn't had much chance to show it in TNA. In TNA, Joe is a really a breath of fresh air from all the WWE rejects.
Mike Johns
Does this argument happen every month?!
(Note: It use to happen every month. Now every month we all just bring up how bad we feel for Joe.)
After that small debate, that still rages on with some people today, we're going to park this train right back in to where this article began. We'll be sifting through some more insane picture given to us from forum members from all over.
With that we've reached the end of Hot Threads for the current week. I only have two pieces of advice for any of you reading this column right now:
1) If you're reading this and have yet to join the World Wrestling Insanity Forums you really need to. You can join a fantastic community of people and also maybe get your thoughts put out on a website. Granted, when you post it on the forums it will be on a website...this would be a .com.
2) While you're on the World Wrestling Insanity Forums why don't you join Season 2 of WWI fantasy Wrestling (Link right HERE http://s14.zetaboards.com/Wrestling_Insanity/topic/6671769/ ) The rules are simple and it only takes, maybe, 5 minutes out of YOUR MONTH! So go ahead and join for a chance to win prizes, have fun, and see if you're better at knowing what will happen than everyone else.
Until next time.....
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