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The One Man Who Personifies Pro Wrestling

By Dan Brodribb
May 17, 2009 - 12:35 AM


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I have a question for you.

If you had to pick one wrestler to personify the business as a whole, who would you choose?

I’m not talking about the biggest name, or the best technician, or the guy who drew the most money. I’m talking about the guy who most represents the business, the equivalent of Jerry West‘s silhouette on the NBA logo.


Who would be your Logo? Who would be your silhouette?

For me, there’s only one answer.

If the wrestling business was a person, that person would be Jake the Snake Roberts.

Jake is the guy who represents wrestling and all it’s contradictions in the same package. He’s been a star. He’s been a nobody. In the ring, he’s given us moments that are sublime and moments that are unwatchable…sometimes during the same match. He’s an example of  the best and worst elements of the business, equal parts entertaining and boring, sympathetic and self-destructive, laughably phony and frighteningly believable…but always compelling enough to keep you coming back for more.

If the business had a voice, it would be Jake’s, full of dark and seductive promise…and threaded with the possibility of betrayal.

If the business had a face, it would be Jake’s--lined and worn from years of abuse, but eyes that can still flare with passion, as if saying: it isn’t over yet.

If the business had a finishing move, it would be Jake’s DDT--the end can come at any time for anyone and once it’s over, there’s no getting back up.

But the contrasts are what draws me to Jake’s career…and what draws me to the wrestling business in general. There are times I am embarrassed to be a wrestling fan. Times I am proud of it. There are times I feel fortunate to be able to see what I see and times I wonder why I even bother. There are moments the business brings me great joy…and moments that fill me with an unspeakable sadness.

There are other guys who are icons in wrestling. The Undertaker, coming up on twenty years of loyal service. Hogan and Flair, the respective sizzle and steak of the eighties. Shawn Michaels, the performer.

The dark side of the business is also well represented by men and women who gave the business everything only to have it all taken away. Drugs, disease, murder, accidents…wrestling has a tragedy for every taste.

But the silhouette belongs to Jake. The consummate professional. The consummate screw-up. The reason I love wrestling and the reason I sometimes want nothing to do with it.

Looking around an indy locker room the other day, I saw veterans and rookies, serious professionals and partiers, the best and worst of what wrestling has to offer. And for a moment--just a moment--I thought I saw them all beneath the long, dark shadow of Jake the Snake Roberts.

I don’t know whether that’s good or bad. But I do know I’ll be coming back for more.


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B

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Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
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Steve Blackman
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Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
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"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
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D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
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Demolition Smash
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Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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Francine
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Dory Funk Jr.
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Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

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Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

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Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


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Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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