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Couture's Championship Profiles: WWE Tag Team Champions Edge and Rey Mysterio Jr.

By James E. Couture Jul 6, 2006 - 12:52 AM

Yes, it's true, no need to rub your eyes in amazement until they're raw and bloody, the artist formerly known as The Fake Jim Cornette on the World Wrestling Insanity Forums  has gone mainstream, or as mainstream as a wrestling website can get. In all the seriousness I can muster, though, I do have to thank James for this opportunity, and I hope y'all enjoy. I decided to profile a couple of guys who are currently major stars in order to draw in some readers who might be put off by an article about Pete Gas.

The year was 2002 and uncertainty rocked SmackDown to its core.  Lance Storm and Christian had won the tag team titles from Hulk Hogan and Edge (mind blowingly ironic since it was Edge who had ended the Intercontinental Title reigns of Storm, Christian, AND their cohort Test the previous year). Upon winning said gold, they almost immediately bolted to Raw, taking the straps with them. What were the tag teams on SmackDown to do? Were teams like Billy and Chuck and, uh, Val Venis and Hardcore Holly, maybe, forced to drift aimlessly, or, more accurately, aimlesslier? Heavens no! After a few action packed months in which the only belts on SmackDown were the shared Undisputed Title and the Cruiserweight Title, SmackDown General Manager Stephanie McMahon gave in to unrelenting demand and created a new WWE Tag Team championship, to replace the old WWE Tag Team championship, which had been renamed the World Tag Team championship, to either avoid or create confusion.

To make sure this title got off on the right foot, WWE gathered the finest tag teams from around the world, from Billy Kidman and John Cena (with a falling out leading to their unforgettable feud) to Mark Henry and Rikishi and six teams in between.

"Yes, we wanted to make sure we had a strong tag team division on SmackDown to support the title, and not have some hackneyed tournament that was just thrown together, and I can honestly say at least one of the things I said happened."
 - Vince McMahon, from U.S. Department of Wrestling, IHOPs, and Emu FarmsAnnual Report, 2003

Somewhere in between were Edge and Rey Mexterio, who both had a bevy of tag team experience. Edge had held the WWE/World Tag Team championship 8 times, the aforementioned Edge-Hogan reign and seven times with his brother, Christian, upending Hall of Fame tandems like Too Cool and Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather. Rey had held the WCW Tag Team title with Billy Kidman and Juvi-Juice Newton-Guerrera, as well as the fabled WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team title (yes, it actually existed) with Kidman. Edge had been a WWE mainstay for years, managing to escape the daunting shadow of Gangrel to become a singles star. Rey had come to the 'Ent earlier in the year and impressed fans with his Mexicanranas and Chalupa con hilos, as well as his signature 619 move, named for, according to his theme music, his "pueblo".

For reasons yet to be determined, Edge and Rey decided to team up and go for the gold. Their first round match-up wasn't an easy one, though, as they had to face WWE Champion Brock Lesnar and Japanese Skillsaw Tajiri. Luckily, this was, if you can believe it, the first time Lesnar and Tajiri had ever tagged, or, presumably, met, so Edge and Rey were able to pull it out.

"Yeah, me and Tajiri never got off the ground in the U.S. We're still big in Japan, though."
-Brock Lesnar, from "Ranger Rick: A Tribute to Tajiri, Volume 2"

In the second round, Edge and Mysterious pulled off the upset of a lifetime, upending two halves of legitimately good tag teams, Reverend D-Von and Ron "Faarooq" Simmons (that's RFS to you).

"Damn"
-Ron "Faarooq" Simmons, from his article on BETFinancial.com

In the finals, Edge and My Stereo faced off against Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. Would the plucky underdog fan favorites be able to upset quite possibly the best thrown together tag team ever?

Heck no.

Indeed, Edge and Misterio Jr. dispersed any comparisons to upstart tag tournament winners Bob Holly and The 1-2-3 Kid when Edge got caught in an Ankle lock and was tapping like a blind man taking his new cane for a spin.

But all was not lost. In a 2 out of 3 falls match, Edge and Mysterymachine captured the gold at historic Verizon Wireless Arena. The match was described as "great" by Michael Cole, and you know that Good Ol' M.C. throws around compliments like manhole covers.

"Oh my! What a great blurb! But DAMNIT, it can't end this soon! Not this way, not this way!"
-Michael Cole, from "Michael Cole's Greatest Hits"

Rey Mysterio dedicated his tag title reign to the Late Great Eddie Guerrero, doubly confusing as Eddie was alive at the time and, in fact, one of the men trying to take the gold off of Team Redgsterio.

"Yeah, I didn't think that was appropriate"
 -Randy Orton, Black Kettle Magazine

The reign was significant for Edge, too, as he proved he didn't need to ride the coattails of living legends like Hulk Hogan and Gangrel to be taken seriously.

"I gotta admit, I was a little jealous. I knew Edge was down with OPP because he had sex with my wife and all, but Other Pint-size Partners too?"
-Christian, in an interview with Pancakes Enthusiasts Society newsletter.

But Edge and Rey Mysterio were not to take their place in history next to tag team dynasties like Demolition and The Bodydonnas, as they dropped the titles 12 days later in a triple threat tag match to Los Guerreros.

Still, you all know that wasn't the end of the story. Edge and Rey Mysterio each went on to become top level stars, with Edge being the most watched WWE Champion of the last five years (no doubt a legitimate claim, as exaggeration is frowned upon in professional wrestling), and Rey Mysterio went on to win the World Heavyweight/plain ol' World Championship, becoming the most pinned champion of ALL TIME! As you can surmise, most wrestling historians (both of us) come back to this glorious and memorable tag title reign when determining when both Edge and Mysterio "made it", since previous to this they were on the fast track to Matt-Hardysville.

Well, until the Phoenix Suns trade Steve Nash for Kevin Nash, I am, in fact, James E. Couture

I'm almost positive.


(Late Great Eddie Guerrero, Oh my, and Damnit are registered trademarks of Michael Cole Corporation, LLC)


 

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