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WWE Hell in a Cell 2009 Real Time Report: Match by Match Coverage
By Aaron Wood
Oct 4, 2009 - 8:00 PM



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LEX LUGER  (94 Minutes)

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Why He Didn't Win The WWF Title at SummerSlam 1993, Where The "Lex Luger" Name Came From, Not Knowing Who The Horsemen Were When He Joined Them, Squashing Crazy Rumors About Why He Lost At WrestleMania 10, The Role Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan Played In Ending "The Narcissist" Gimmick, Almost Losing His Arm, Not Having The WCW Title There When He Won It, His Personal Regret About His Jump To Nitro, Why Sting Yelled At The Doctors After Lex's Motorcycle Wreck, Vince McMahon Not Wanting To Use Lex's Name, WCW Center Stage: The Asbestos Joint, Traveling On The Lex Express, Struggling With The All American Gimmick, How Erik Wanted To Beat Lex Up, Yokozuna: The Dancing Bear, How Luger Turned His Life Around, Being Arrogant and Cocky Before He Did, When a Golf Cart Driving Andre The Giant Scooped Him Up With One Arm, The New World Order, The Ultimate Warrior, The Steiners, Hiro Matsuda, Bill Watts, Steve Austin, and Much MoreGorilla Monsoon, Tito Santana, Rick Rude, and More


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Her Ex-Husband Bret Returning To WWE, The Role He Should Have There, The Awkward Dinner After Bret Punched Vince McMahon, Worries They Would Get Sued, Surprise Over Bret's WWE Hall of Fame Induction, Who Should Induct Owen Hart Into The Hall, Wrestling With Shadows, Her and Bret Becoming Grandparents, Jade's Ironic Due Date, The Hart Dynasty, The Benoit Murders, The Last Time She Saw Chris Benoit, Why WWE Deserves No Blame, Her Joke About Wanting To "Kick The Sh*t Out of Bret Hart," Teddy Hart, Triple H, Dynamite Kid, Tiger Mask, Her Sister on CNN, The Montreal Screwjob, and More

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A First Hand Account Of The Infamous Jim Cornette-Vince Russo Backstage Meeting, What He Was Told When He Got His TNA Release, Rejoining DeGeneration X, The Politcs of TNA, How The Kurt Angle-Jeff Jarrett Situation Affected The Company, "The Pac-Man Jones Thing," Vince Russo's Voodoo Kin Mafia vs. DX Feud, Losing The Road Dogg Name, Linda McMahon's Senate Run, Last Night's Raw, His Agent Duties With TNA, Wrestling Kurt Angle, Drug Testing, AJ Styles, TNA's Critics, Billy Gunn, Chris Sabin, Beer Money, and More
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Hello my Gathering.  It's nearly time for WWE to go to Hell In A Handcart Cell!  Unfortunately for reasons in my control, I won't be spraffing on for an age or posting any videos tonight.  Indeed, between playing GTA IV, FIFA 10 and watching House, Fringe & True Blood, I had to keep telling myself I was supposed to be here doing this...

Anyway, as usual, bear with the updater incase it crashes and misses anything (although it has behaved for the last couple of shows) and keep refreshing the page, as I will update it as often as I can.  Other than that, I'll see you at the top of the hour!

Well, here we go!  Let's find out if WWE can do three Cell matches without blood.  Naturally, this month's opening video is all about the Cell and the matches that'll be in it.  Simple, yet well done and effective.

Not that much of an elaborate set tonight.  Just kinda the corner of a box, much like the graphic.  Michael Cole (hopefully sober) welcomes us to the show, as we see the cell itself.  We see the RAW crew at ringside as they run down their particular matches.  They throw it to the legend that is Todd Grisham and JR for their matches.  No need to go to the ECW guys.  They've got jack all on tonight.  As it goes, they send it to Montreal 2009, to recap how we got to here.  Don't tell me this is going on first?!?!  Not entirely sure a 5 minute recap video is the best way to kick off a PPV either...

Well, the cage is lowering now, so I'm calling it!

CM Punk vs. The Undertaker in a "Time for the inevitable?" Hell In A Cell match for the World Title
Wow...never thoguht this would go on first.  And I suppose I can throw my "Batista turns heel on Taker" theory out the window...  Of course, all the cell matches have a debutant tonight in them, with it being Punk here.  Only thing is, Taker's been in most of them.  NINE.  Punk takes a look at the cage wall before getting in.  Maybe he's thinking of climbing up?  Taker, as usual, takes forever to walk down, although he gets to do his symbolic closing of the door.  Justin Roberts gives the curtain jerker the "Main Event Introductions", allowing Punk to throw his t-shirt at Taker.  Bell rings and Punk is sticking and moving early, before he's forced out the ring.  He tries to catch Taker, but Taker pulls him out and sends him into the wall.  Hard whip across the other side.  Taker lays in the blows in the corner of the cell.  A Punk head ram is reversed and Taker sends Punk into the wall again.  Back in, Punk is on the apron, so Taker boots him off into the wall.  Punk goes under the ring and pops out round the corner, dropkicking the steps into Taker's knees.  Punk stomps away before ramming the leg into the cage and generally working the knee over.  A LOUD dueling chant goes up.  Didn't see that coming.  Punk looks to wrap Taker's leg around the post, but he shoves off.  They meet on the apron, and Punk hits a high knee, but a bulldog attempt (on the apron remember) is countered and Punk is shoved into the cage again.  Punk is set up on the apron and Taker hits the leg drop.

Punk's rolled in the ring, and he kicks Taker back into the cage.  Punk hits a suicide dive through the ropes, squashing Taker into the wall.  Rock's favourite Bowel Movement rolls Taker back in the ring, and we get a slugfest on their knees, before they head back to their feet, where Taker wins it.  Whip across, but Snake Eyes is blocked.  However, he hits a big boot and a leg drop for a 2 count.  Taker calls for the chokeslam, but Punk kicks out the leg again.  GTS is teased, but Taker slips out.  He tries the Tombstone, but Punk slips out of that and kicks the leg out once more.  Punk rolls out and it's time for some plunder.  He grabs a chair, and hits a chairshot to the head.  That scores a 2 count.  Punk readies himself in the corner, a la Edge, and he hits the High Knee, but Taker grabs him and hits a HUGE Last Ride.  ONLY TWO!  That was so big, I thought that was it, even though it was out of nowhere.  Taker wrings the arm and heads up for some Old School, but Punk pulled him off the rope into somehting of a GTS (the knee to the face) for a pair of 2 counts.  Punk grabbed the chair again and charged, but Taker got the feet up.  Chokeslam followed, but Taker didn't make a cover.  Instead, he wanted more and called to finish.  Taker hit the Tombstone, and that was all she wrote.

WINNER & NEW WORLD CHAMPION:  THE UNDERTAKER

Wow...  My only thoguht in putting this on first was that there was going to be another Punk win somehow and they wanted a babyface winning finish, so I'm rather surprised...

JR noted this was the first time the World Title had changed inside the cell.  Cue hundred of pedants looking up history to see where they screwed up...

Bragging Rights advert confirming it's Smackdown vs. RAW.  ECW gets the shaft again.  Or can they not fight Superstars?

John Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler in a "Yep, it is actually happening this time..." match for the IC Title
Morrison was out first.  As Mr Ziggles came out, we saw the finish to the Smackdown tag match from Friday as Ziggler beat Morrison.  We got a bit of jaw jacking at the bell before a lock up.  Morrison grabbed a leg and tripped Ziggler before grabbing a waistlock.  However Ziggler countered with a pin for a 1 count.  Ziggler grabbed a leg this time and got another 1 count, before Morrison got a 1 count back.  Stand off.  The pair tumbled aorund until Morrison grabbed a side headlock before another stand off.  Ziggler got the upperhand with a right hand, before getting a side headlock takedown.  Ziggler bounced off the ropes and after some ducking under and leapfrogging, Morrison scored with a jumping heel kick for a 2 count.  The breakdancing leg drop scored another 2 count.  Ziggler got out of a side headlock and took Morrison down for a 1 count.  Dolph locked on a chinlock, once more working some good leverage.  He hit a couple of punches for a 1 count.  Side headlock takedown again by Ziggler.  Morrison got up and shoved Ziggler off before hitting a springboard crossbody for a 2 count.  A dropkick sent Ziggler into the turnbuckles.  Starship pain missed hoever when Ziggler rolled out the way.

Ziggler crawled over and got a 2 count.  The leaping elbow drop scored another 2.  Ziggler hit a dropkick as Morrison got up for a 2 count.  Ziggles went back to the chinlock, using a bridge to get leverage.Morrison was able to escape, but Ziggler retained control.  Back elbow by Morrison was retorted with a powerslam by Ziggler for a 2 count.  Rolling necksnap, Perfect-style, by Ziggler.  Ziggler talked some trash and he playfully stomped Morrison.  He choked Morrison with the rope, btu Ziggler broke in time.  Morrison was sent into the corner, and Ziggler hit a Stinger Splash for a 2 count.  A bunch of shots by Ziggler.  Scoop slam by Ziggler got a 2 count.  Fireman's carry takevoer by Ziggler.  He was playing with Morrison.  He hit another fireman's carry, with a cocky cover for a 2 count.  However, Morrison countered a slam with a DDT.  Standing 10 count.

Both got up and started a slugfest, drawing Yay/Boo chants.  Morrison ended up winning, hitting another jumping heel kick.  The Standing SSP scored a 2 count.  Ziggler  scored a roll up countering a suplex, but was caught with his hand on the ropes.  Morrison rolled Ziggler up for 2.  Ziggler looked for a sunset flip, but Morrison rolled through.  Ziggler avoided a kick and hit a jawbreaker for a 2 count.  Morrison was placed up top and Ziggler joined him up there.  Morrison shoved Ziggler down.  Ziggler tried to counter the jump, but Morrison caught him and hit a slingshot into the corner for a 2 count.  Morrison missed the Flying Chuck, and Ziggler hit a bridging German suplex for a close 2 count.  Ziggler got ready and hit a Fameasser for another close 2 count.  Morrisongot up in the corner, and Ziggler chagred, but met boot.  Morrison again looked to finish, but Ziggler was up quick and hit an inverted slam for another 2 count.  Ziggler couldn't believe he hadn't won yet, after around 5467 2 count.  Ziggler looked for the Zig Zag, but Morrison held onto the ropes and then hit the running kick.  This time it meant he could hit Starship Pain for the win!

WINNER & STILL CHAMPION:  JOHN MORRISON

Helluva match!

If these two guys are going to be the future of the WWE, it's in pretty safe hands.  It's just a shame Ziggler was caught in the middle of Rey's mess, otherwise he'd be champion by now, but when they put it on Morrison, it didn't help, since they didn't want to short-change him.

We cut backstage to Josh Matthews, as he talked about Taker winning the title, before bringing in Batista and Rey Rey.  Well, he brought in Batista, but Deacon Dave took the mic to intro Rey, who jumped on Dave.  Josh came back in and asked about them winning the title in 2005, after seeing the clip on Friday.  Rey said they weren't recreating, they were reuniting.  When Dave called him up, he had to come through.  Rey said that jericho tried to take away his mask and his pride, but tonight, the two of them could and would take away the titles.  Batista said that the champs said they were the best in History, but they hadn't beaten them, so they were the next champions.

We saw that there were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in a skybox.  25 years old apparently.  I'm only 27 (28 next month)!  We tooka peek at the new TMNT video game, since it was the show sponsor.  I'll wait for UNcharted 2 personally, but if you are stuck with a XBox, I suppose you'll have to make do...

We cut outside to see the outside of the building.

Mickie James vs. Alicia Fox in a "Just remember, it can't be as bad as the Mickie/Rosa match on RAW..." match for the Divas Title
Alicia was out first, as my hopes of Beth being in it to make it more than a DUD finally fade...  We cut to see Lawler and Shimpy McWhisky at ringside before Mickie and her un-popped tattiebojangles came out.  Collar and elbow goes around the ring, but ultimately nowhere.  Alicia grabbed an arm and wrung it, but Mickie tripped her for a 1 count.  Mickie wrung the arm this time, before hitting a monkey flip.  Mickie hit a snapmare and a low dropkick for a 2 count.  Mickie stopped herself in the corner and hit a neckbreaker.  Mickie headed up, but was eventually pulled off by Fox for a 2 count.  Alicia put on a chinlock, digging a knee into the back of Mickie's neck.  She resorted to hairpulling before having to break.  Tilt A Whirl backbreaker by Alicia.  However she danced before bothering to pin Mickie, ultimately only scoring a 2 count.  Alicia locked on a bodyscissors, but James elbowed her way out of it.  Mickie began a comeback with clotheslines.  A whip was reversed, but Mickie caught Fox in the corner and headscissored her out.  Mickie went up again and hit the Thesz Press.  Mickie looked for her DDT, but Alicia blocked it before hitting a Northern Light Suplex (nice too) for a 2 count.  The Axe kick missed and Mickie hit the DDT for the win.

WINNER & STILL CHAMPION:  MICKIE JAMES

About a million times better than I expected, but I'd rather not see this again for a while...

Don't try this at home kids, unless you're parents have booked Lenny Lane for your party, I guess.

Big Show & Chris Jericho vs. Batista & Rey Mysterio in a "Given how it was the last time, what's the Over/Under on "Eddie" spots here?" match for the Unified Tag Titles
The champions make their way out first.  They were followed by the challengers.  Batista was first, but instead of setting off his pyro, he called out Rey Rey.  I'd be worried if I were Jerishow.  Last time the challenger came out second, Undertaker won!  Jericho & Rey started things off, just to hammer home a few more votes for Feud Of The Year, I guess.  Jericho got the upperhand early on with punches and stomps.  Rey hit an armdrag and monkey flip though.  he followed with a headscissors into 619 position and while Jericho was up quick, Rey hit a moonsault instead for a 2 count.  Batista tagged in.  Jericho was whipped into the corner and squashed.  Shoulders in the challenger's corner before Mysterio tagged back in.  Rey picked up a 2 count.  Striaght kick to the head by Rey scored 2.  Batista tagged back in.  Suplex by Batista scored a 2 count.  Mysterio back in, and he launched off of batista for a splash, picking up a deuce.  Jericho scrambled away and tagged in Big Show.  The crowd picked up at the thought of Rey vs. Show.  Batista said he'd take a tag, but Rey said he had it.  Rey Rey kicked at the legs, but Big Show picked him up and headbutted him.  Big Show stood on Rey before hitting a right hand to the ribs.  Rey was put up top and Big Show hit a big chop, sending him to the floor.  Rey struggled to get back to his feet, only for Big Sho to grab Rey with one hand from the floor, over the ropes and into the ring.  he then booted Rey down before tagging Jericho back in.

Jericho showboated for a bit, before slingshotting Rey into the middle rope for a 2 count.  Jericho with a Full Nelson, as Chris Masters cries gimmick infringement.  Rey got out and kicked Jericho, who landed prone for the 619.  Rey went for it, but Jericho hit a clothesline for a 2 count.  jericho put Rey up top, before ripping at the mask again.  However, Rey knocked Jericho down and turned round.  He jumped off the top with a senton, before tagging in Batista.  Afgter knocking Big Show off the apron, a sidewalk slam scored Dave a 2 count.  Batista looked for a powerslam, but Jericho slipped out so batista hit a spear instead.  He set for the bomb, but Big Show crept in, so Batista sent Jericho into Show.  The spinebuster scored 2.  Big Show grabbed at Batista long enough for Jericho to hit the Codebreaker.  However, it only scored a 2 count.  Big Show tagged in and stomped away on Batista.  A leg drop missed however for Show.  Batista hit some right hands, but he ran into a chokeslam.  However, Rey jumped in to break the count.  Jericho tagged in and he laid in right hands.  However, the Lionsault missed and Batista looked for a tag.  Big Show tagged in, but so did Rey.  Rey flew around avoiding Show and slipping out of moves.  Show missed a corner charge and was hit with a DDT for a 2 count, but Show kicked out with authority.  Rey  low bridged Show out and set JEricho for a 619.  Jericho moved, but he hit Big Show.  Jericho was sent out but Big Show caught him.  Batista speared the pair of them down.  Rey headed out to the apron as Show got back in.  He hit the 619 on Show, but he springboarded into the right hand KO Punch for the win.

WINNERS & STILL CHAMPIONS:  CHRIS JERICHO & BIG SHOW

Pretty damn good match, and it wasn't the same finish as every other match...

We went back to Cole & Lawler as they talked about the Smackdown match, before pimping the theme song.  Don't care about this one, but the new Smackdown theme is "Let It Roll" by Divide The Day, so look out for that!

It's cell time again...  But here's the thing...

John Cena vs. Randy Orton in a "One last time...please God, let this be one last time..." Hell In A Cell match for the WWE Title
Yep...  DX vs. Legacy is on last.  Unless, they are putting a ton of faith in Drew McIntyre & R-Truth...  Fun fact for you.  I could take a pee pee in the time it took Orton to get halfway down the aisle.  It doesn't like Newark is much of a "Cena" city.  Orton gets a mixed reaction, but there's a ton of boos for Cena, which he chuckles at.  Cena gets some shots in, sending Orotn out to look for escape.  Cena got the jump on the outside, but back in, Orton took control.  Cole talked about how this cell was designed to keep people in and how it was reinforced, unlike past cells.  Well, someone is getting out tonight.  Cena looked for an early finish, but Orton slipped out and hit a powerslam for a 2 count.  The pair traded shots, but cena ducked one and hit a shoulder block.  Randy ducked a seocnd one though.  Cena pulled himself up, but Orton shoved him off the apron into the cage wall.  Orton jumped off the cage to stomp on Cena's ribs.  Orton then squeezed him against the wall.  Cena blocked a head ramming into the wall and came back with shots.  He picked Orton up and rammed him back-first into the wall.  However Orton countered a lawn darting and he sent Cena into the steel steps.  He set up Cena's hand and stomps on it on the steps.  He then did the same with the head.  Randy picked up the top half of the steps and dumped them in the ring.  Orton placed the steps where he wanted them, and that place was where he could try to DDT Cena onto them as he caught Cena coming back in.  However, Cena was able to get his hands out to save himself before launching Orton over the top to the floor.

Cena picked up the steps and launched them at Orton, but Orton ducked out the way.  Cena rolled Orton back in, but Randy caught him with his backbreaker.  He made a cover for a 2 count.  Orton stood tall as Cena pulled himself up in the corner.  Orton charged, but met boot.  Cena then hit a pair of shoulder blocks and the ProtoBomb.  He then called for and hit the Five Knucke Shuffle.  Orton grabbed the ropes in FU position though and then snapped Cena's neck off the top rope.  Orton was then able to hit the elevated DDT.  That picked up another 2 count.  Orton set himself, ready to strike, waiting for Cena to rise to hit the RKO.  However, Cena shoved off and into the Attitude Adjustment.  However, it only scored a 2 count!  Rather close though.  Cena took Orton into the corner and placed him up top.  He set Orton for an Attitude Adjustment off the top, but Orton countered and got Cena on his shoulders, hitting an electric chair off the top.  Cena pulled himself up on the apron.  In the corner, Orton pulled Cena to the top.  However, Cena fought the superplex, knocking Orton down.  He missed the leg drop to the back of the head though.

Orton slipped outside and went under the ring to grab a chair.  Orton jabbed the back of the chair into the back of Cena's neck.  He then jabbed it into Cena's gut, but Johnny boy kicked out at 2.  Orton went a bit nutty before putting Cena' head on the chair.  Orton looked for his knee drop, but Cena moved, with Orotn landing on the chair.  Cena look a leg and locked in the STF.  However, while Orton was able to make the ropes, it was effecitvely no DQ, so no break, Orton started crawling his way out the ring.  Cena looked for it again, but he sent Cena into the ref.  Cena finally locked it in again, and Orton tapped, causing Cena to break the hold, but Mike Chioda was down on the outside.  Cena put the ref back in the ring, but he turned round into a RKO!  Orton made the cover...KICKOUT AT 2!!!  Orton almost burst into tears at the kick out.  Orton climbed out toi the apron and laid in clubbing blows before tying Cena up in the ropes, leaving him defenseless.  Orton locked in a maniacal chinlock, but let it go before the ref could call it.  The ref freed Cena, but Cena just dropped.  However, Cena fell just right into position for a little boot to the head as he got up.  And Orton hit the punt.  And that was that.

WINNER & NEW WWE CHAMPION:  RANDY ORTON!

You wait forever for a title to change hands in the cell and 2 come along at once...  Great match though.

Cena slowly recovered, as the announcers suggested that the work on Orton's right leg didn't make the punt as powerful as it often is.  And indeed, it was more of a glancing blow than usual, so while people are going to complain about "SuperCena", I buy Cena not being completely out of it.

After an On Demand advert, we cut backstage to Josh Matthews who brought in R-truth to look at a recap video of their feud.  Josh asked Truth about his feelings to finally meet Drew.  Truth said it was time for the moment of truth.  Life was about what you made of it and how you got to where you are.  He had been disrespected one time too many.  Doesn't know how it happens in Scotland, but in the US, you gotta earn it.  He wasn't new to it, and Drew's earned what he's getting.  And that's the Truth...

Drew McIntyre vs. R-Truth in a "Please don't screw this up Drew..." match
Truth's music hit as he left, and he came out first, rapping his way down.  Shame it didn't get the main event slot as I was rapidly hoping for...  Here's a question.  How come the Scots come out to their weight in stones, but, say, William Regal, comes out in pounds?  The announcers put over McMahon's endorsement of Drew.  The two locked up, and Drew grabbed a side headlock, taking Truth over.  Truth got up and shoved off and hit a dropkick.  Truth was sent into the corner, but he floated over and hit a jumping heel kick.  Big hiptoss by Truth scored a 2 count.  They traded blows in the corner, but McIntyre got a boot in while Truth was distracted with the ref.  He then laid in mounted blows.  He hit some more in the corner, before a clothesline scored a 2 for Drew.  Armbar and chinlock by Drew.  Truth fought his way out of it and they crossbodied the other down.  This mid-air collison prompted JR to allude ot his landing atthe airport.  Truth was up first and he got control, scoring a bicycle kick for 2.  Axe kick missed, but Truth countered the double arm DDT into a pin for a 2 count.  Drew knocked Truth out of the corner before hitting the DDT on the second time of asking for the win!

WINNER:  DREW McINTYRE!!!!!!

Decent win for Drew here.  Crowd wasn't into it much though.

We saw Orton with ice on his knee backstage as Cody & Ted congratulated him.  They said they should hit the town tonight after they beat DX.  Orton wasn't impressed saying that you don't just walk away from the cell and hit the clubs.  Cody & Ted weren't impressed at this though, thinking they knew better.  Cody suggested Randy was sounding like Dusty.  Orton took exception to this.  He said they didn't know what they were getting into, and he was the champion, and he should be listened to.  Ted said if they were Orton, he shouldn't underestimate them.

Bragging Rights advert again.

Back outside as we join Cole & Lawler, as they wondered if Legacy were taking their match lightly before moving onto the remaining match...

Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz vs. Jack Swagger in a "What are the odds Evan Bourne just comes in and steals the damn belt?" Triple Threat match for the US Title
Miz was out first, and he had a mic with him.  He said he was going to become US Champion.  It was just a shame it was in Newark.  He quoted Conan, saying all sewers lead to Newark.  He begged the mayor to ban him from the city forever so he didn't have to come back here.  And he'd make sure the city was known for something positive, in so far as he would win the US Title.

Swagger was out next, before the field was rounded out by The Ghanian, Kofi Kingston.  Seriously, you have a guy with a Jamaican and you suddenly start announcing him from Africa!  Either you think the audience are dumb enough to think the fans think Jamaica is in Africa or if you really want to add a level of explanation that was rather unecesessary.  Kofi had to fight off Miz & Swagger early as Cole explained how Kofi was "influenced" by the Jamaican lifestyle despite being African.  Once they had Kofi down, Miz & Swagger decided to work together.  They hit a double back elbow and then a double suplex.  However, Miz tried a sneaky pin, which Swagger broke.  Kingston came back though  when they ducked their heads and got a 2 count on Miz that Swagger broke.  The heels whipped Kingston hard into the corner.  Miz suckered Swagger in and hit a clothesline, before hitting the corner clothesline to Kofi.  Miz came off the top with a double sledge to Swagger.  Neckbreaker for Kofi scored 2.  Miz stomped on his opponents, but was sent into the corner by Kofi.  Kofi climbed up, but Miz cut him off.  However, Swagger picked up Miz.  Kofi came off with a crossbody onto Miz for a 2 count.  He then pinned Swagger for a 1 count.  Kingston and Swagger traded blows.  Jack hit Kofi with Snake Eyes before sending him into Miz.  Belly to belly by Swagger got 2, but Miz broke it up.  Miz was driven into the corner and Swagger put him in the Tree Of Woe.  He did some mocking push-ups before looking to send Kofi in.  Kofi reversed though and Miz crunched up, meanign Jack hit the corner.  Kofi jumped up though and slammed Miz down.  They traded shots and pin attempts before Kofi went to work on Swagger.  Kofi hit the Boom Drop, but Miz broke the count.  Miz caught himself in the ropes but Swagger downed him and grabbed Miz.  Kofi took Swagger down but Miz hit Kofi with the Skull Crushing Finale.  Swagger put Kofi's foot on the ropes though.  Swagger ducked a shot and hit the gutwrench powerbomb.  Kofi came in with Trouble In Paradise on Swagger before pinning Miz for the win!

WINNER & STILL CHAMPION:  KOFI KINGSTON

Energetic enough match to the point I could barely keep up.

Cole & Lawler pimped the main event for the evening, sending it to a video.

DX vs. Legacy in a "I wonder how many will complain when DX wins despite all the work they've done in getting Legacy over..." Hell In A Cell match
DX came out, but Legacy ran out to get the jump on them!  Legacy went to work on DX, fighting around the outside of the cell.  Well, at least this is now different to the first 2 matches.  HHH sent Ted over the announce desk before the pair went after Cody Rhodes.  HBK cleared the Smackdown desk, and HHH gave Cody a monitor shot.  DX then gave Cody a double suplex on the table, which didn't break.  However, as they celebrated, Dibiase jumped in from behind.  Ted dumped HHH over the guard rail, before tossing him back over.however, on the other side, Cody was whipped into the guardrail by HBK.  Ted & HHH disappeared into the crowd was Cody & HBK did the same the other side of the arena, although Cody chagred and HBK sent him back over, with Cody's leg hitting the edge of the cell.  Cody grabbed the chin to lock to the door and hit HBK in the knee.  Cody then ran up to the stage, where HHH and Ted were to take HHH down.  Legacy hit a double DDT on HHH on the metal stage.  Cross Rhodes on the stage by Cody.  Legacy headed back down to work on HBK.  Cody locked the leg up, around the entrance to the cage, allowing Ted to slam the cage door into the leg/hip of Michaels.  Ted and HBK went inside the cell and Cody retrieved the chain, to lock the pair of them inside the cell with HBK alone with them and HHH laid out on stage!

The bell rang to officially begin the match after a long time outside.  Legacy primed themselves as HBK got up and realised his predicament.  Well, it looks like someone doesn't have to get out the cage as much as someone has to try and get in this new reinforced cage.  Legacy hit a MASSIVE High/Low on HBK, but Shawn kicked out at 2.  Ted rammed Shawn's bad knee off the mat.  Cody hit a couple of kneebreakers, although Shawn fired off an enziguri and then rolled out he way of a TD2 fist drop.  Legacy stayed on top though, with Cody wrapping the leg round the ringpost twice.HBK grabbed and threw a chair at Rhodes, but Ted was on top of that, ramming HBk into the wall.  HHH was crawling his way down to the ring.  HBK Pushed Cody off, but the numbers game kept on top of him.  Cody was eventually able to slingshot HBK into the cage wall.  HHH got to ringside and began to try and get in the cell.  Another slongshot saw HBK spiderman onto the wall and jump[ on Rhodes.  However, DiBiase was again there for more puncihsment as HHH desperately looked on.

HHH tried his damnedest to get into the cell, testing all the panels.  HBK managed to send Ted into Cody, sending him into the wall before hit hit a couple of chops on Ted and the flying forearm.  HHH started scaling the cell, but gave up, realising he couldn't get in.  HBK snapped off Sweet Chin Music on DiBiase, but Cody pulled him out and hit him in the back with a chair.  HHH grabbed a chair and began swinging for the fences with the chain of the door.  TD2 got in Hunter's face.  Meanwhile Cody powerbombed HBK into the cage wall.  Hunter was now using the chair to try and prise the door open.  Ted powerbombed Shawn into the wall, in front of HHH.  HHH encouraged HBK as Legacy mocked him.  HHH went up the aisle and left.  I'm thinking that getting some bolt cutters form backstage would be a good idea...  Shawn actually gebbed off in the corner as Legacy taunted Shawn with HHH's abandonment.  HBK's back took a TON of punishment, as the announcers were just begging Shawn to give up.  They rolled HBK back in the ring and admired their work.

Shawn pulled himself up, and tried to fight back, but it was 2 on 1, so he was on his ass again quick enough.  Ted called for them to finish Shawn off.  Cody held HBK and chair in front of his face, with Ted hitting a dropkick.  Legacy mocked DX.  Cody & Ted pulled HBK into the corner, setting up for the finish to the Breakign Point match with the Figure Four around the post and Million Dollar Dream.  However, HHH had finally found those boltcutterss!  Took him long enough!  In the ring, Ted hit Dream Street, but HHH was finally in!

HHH was a house en fuego on both members of Legacy.  He grabbed the chair and hit Cody with the AA Spinebuster on the chair.    He looked to finish, but Ted caught him form behind.  However, HBK launched himself at Ted.  HBK sent Ted out towards the door.  Another ref appeared to lock the door.  However, HHH grabbed the chain and smacked Dibiase in the mouth with it.HHH hit the Pedigree on the floor.  They decided turnabout was fair play and they dragged Dibiase out before locking the pair of them in there with Cody all by self, and the boltcutters were INSIDE the cell!  Cody was a dead man.  HHH hit a huge spinsbuster.  HBK went up top while Cody's head was put in a chair.  HBK hit Cody with an elbow drop onto the chair.  HBK went to tune up the band, but HHH stopped him and got out Ol' Sledgey!  Dibiase was now trapped outside.  DX tuned the band up and hit a double-team superkicik/sledgehammer shot.  HBK made the cover.

WINNERS:  DX

Great drama to the match.  Probably the best of the night.  indeed, of the three, this deserved to be the main event, and I now get why they ordered them as they did.

The cell was raised and Ted ran in to check on Cody, but he just ate a superkick for his troubles.  DX waited for their music to hit again before telling us to Suck It.

We saw a bunch of replays telling the story of the match, before we cut back to DX standing tall as the show ended.


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