And tonight it is THE MINI ENTRANCE!  YES!!!  doesn't make for a spectacular entrance, but I love it.  Only thing is, it's not exactly dressed like a subway...  It's more like the old ECW Entrance, actually...

Ric Flair vs. MVP in a "If only this were two months later and only if Matt Hardy wasn't gonna come back and rock the house with MVP..." Career Threatening match

Cole told us of Flair's debut in 1972 as we came out.  10 minute draw, eh?  Flair has the stick, and is going to grace MSG with a final promo (for MSG anyway).  He says it's been an honour to wrestle in the Garden.  He says people say there is no place like it and he agrees.  His first match there was in 1976.  And he has to say, the level of respectthey've paid him all these years has been incredible.

However, MVP decides to interrupt the proceedings, and another flaw of the entrance comes to light as MVP's pyro is WEAK!

Sign Guy is in front row (and High Def!) as Flair starts struttin'.  They lock up and MVP gets the headlock and shoulder block.  They lock up again and Flair is pushed back to the corner.  And now, we're trying to out-taunt each other.  Andother lock up, sees a hammerlock by Flair, but MVP grabs the rope.  Flair starts chopping away, knocking MVP down.  Shoulder knockdown by Flair is countered with a drop toe hold by Porter.  MVP hits a high boot to the head and a neckbreaker for a long 1 count.

MVP mounts and punches for another nearfall.  MVP snapmares Flair ovewr and put on an armbar/chinlock.  Flair is up quick, but it goes to the corner where MVP pucnhes away.  Whip across, but Flair blcoks the charge and hit the knee clip.  Figure four is blocked.  Second attempt sees a small package for a 2 count.  MVP works Ric in the corner.  Flair fires back.  Porter stomps away.  Whip across and Flair takes a back body drop.  Porter radies and hits the running boot in the corner.  MVP makes the cover.

1...2...3...

BUT NO!  Flair had hisfoot on the rope.  In the confusion, Flair rolls MVP up for 2.

Butterfly suplex for MVP scores another 2 count.  Porter picks Flair up and put him up top.  MVP climbs up and hits a superplex.  that scores another 2 count.  Porter picks Flair up and bitchslaps him.  Fireman's carry, but Flair wriggles out.  Flair chops away, but there's disfunction at the junction.

Back up quick, and Flair small packages Porter for a 2 count.  Flair backslide scores another 2.  Flair chops.  MVP fires back and hit a jawbreaker off the knee.  Playmaker was blocked and Flair got on the Figure Four!!!  MVP TAPS!!!

WINNER - RIC FLAIR

MVP gets out the ring and bitches to Charles Robinson, leaving Ric Flair to take one last bow at Madison Square Garden (well, in all likelihood).  Standing ovation, as it goes.

Indeed, in the replay, you can see Jerry Lawler surprised at Flair's sudden Figure Four...

Backstage, we see Vince & son.  Well, bastard son.  They talk about the luck of the Irish, and the McMahon's tradition of promoting in the building.  That brings us to Hornswaggle.  Vince says he can't trust ANYONE.  Even Finlay.  But Vince expects a win.  He's a McMahon.

Finlay walks in, and Vince explains the "No Trust" idea.  Finlay cottons on quick, seeing Vince means he can't be trusted, but Vince claims that Finlay can't trust the little 'un.

JR pipes up as we see various press the Rumble has gotten.

They introduce the old XFL interviewer, Mike Adamle.  He's at ringside.  He congratulates Ric Flair.  He says he saw the first MSG match that was referred to.  He hypes up the event and the crowd.  He brings up Chris Jericho and JBL, and introduces a video recap.

JBL vs. Chris Jericho in a "BATTLE OF THE RETURNS!" match

Jericho is out first, and most of his pyro is at another part of the building!  And oddly enough, Jericho already seems to have ditched the "codebreaker" tights.  Indeed, they actually look a bit like something HBK would wear...  JBL is next, and naturally, no limo...  And even Jerry Lawler is pissed at that.

The ref has to hold Jericho back as JBL takes his sweet time.  JBL looks like he's been working out.  They lock up and Jericho puts the bigger guy in the corner.  They have to break though.  And JBL bides his time.  Andother lock up and JBL is again backed up.  Andother lock up sees JBL get between the ropes.  But then he suckers Jericho and goes to work with his fists.  Whip across the ring sees Jericho take JEricho down and punch away.  However, JBL pulls Jericho out.  Y2J gets back in quick to swing away and give JBL a couple of punts to the gut.  Jericho goes for the Walkks, but JBL grabs the ropes.

Bradshaw takes a powder, but Jericho hits a baseball slide.  They fight at ringside.  A Jericho suplex is blocked, but JBL is shoved into the edge of the ring and then the steps.  Back in the ring, Jericho gets hung up on the top rope, throat-first.

JBL picks Chris up and hit a short-arm clothesline.  JBL give Fozzy-boy another one, before he chokes Jericvho using the bottom rope.  Slingshot into the rope.  More choking with the rope.  JBL starts with haymakers in the corner.  Jericho fires back and whips, but it's reversed and JBL gets in a sleeper.

Jericho hits his knees quick, as JBL wretches it in.  But he does get up and clotheslines JBL down.  Standing ten count.  Both get up at about 6.  JBL boots Jericho down.  Jericho is sent through the ropes into the ringpost.  Chris falls outside.  Actually, Jericho is busted YyxW (probably hardway)JBL takes advantage though.

JBL works Jericho over in the corner.  And Jericho is BLEEDING.  the ref warns JBL, but Jericho comes back and starts to build momentum.  Bulldog kinda happens (JBL didn't dive).  Lionsault hits, but JBL is up quick.  Cactus clothesline by Jericho sends both men out the ring.  Jericho is sent into the ECW desk.  JBL takes the top off, but JBL THUMPS JBL with a chair shot to the head.  That's the DQ there.

WINNER BY DQ - JBL

Jericho sends JBL into the ring for another hard shot, before punches away.  Jericho gets himself a cable.  And JBL gets a taste of his own medicine.  Jericho actually chokes JBL BIG TIME.  It was almost a hanging.  Put it this way, Jericho was stood on the announce desk pulling while JBL was in the ring!

May as well book a bullrope match next month...

JBL writhes in the ring as Lillian make the official announcement.  He even manages to raise his hand in victory.

Ashley is wlaking backstage looking for Maria.  Santino Marella answers the knock at the door.  Apparently, she's preparing for a Kiss Cam.  Apparently, Maria can't say no to anything or anyone.  Santino says Maria is not interested in her or her booby magazine.  He was funnier than I can write it...

Mania 63 days away...

THE COACH & THE COLE! are at ringside.  They thank Airbourne.  They pimp the World Title match, which is up next, and send it to a recap.

Edge vs. Rey Mysterio in a "Edge is gonna win...Yeah?  Him and whose Army?  Oh wait..." match for the World Heavyweight Title

Edge is actually the man to come out first, and suspiciously enough, the Rated Rmy are nowhere to be seen...  Eventually, Vicki Guerrero & Teddy Long make their way out.  And here come Hawkins and Ryder.  They join Vicki at ringisde.  No Chavo?

Rey, the poor schmuck that he is, comes out in what looks for all the world like a CENTURION HELMET!  It's got studs on it and everything...  And indeed, Justin Roberts is giving it the "main event" introductions.  And it could just be me, but Rey is getting booed and Edge is getting cheered...

Edge shoves Rey into the corner and talks smack.  They lock up, but Edge gets the arm wringer.  Edge works the fingers of Rey.  Rey kicks the leg and hit some sort of headscissors (albeit with his legs around Edge's body).  All that to BOOS.  Edge gets the knock down, but rey trips Edge and gets a 1 count.  To BOOS.  Even Cole is referring to it in not so many words.

Edge punches a couple of times and chokes at the ropes.  Edge sends Rey out.  Rey gets back up quick, but Edge hits a baseball slide.  Ryder & Hawkins get caught beating on Rey, so Mickey Henson ejects them.  rey comes back in and sets for the 619, but Edge takes a powder.  Rey dives over and lands on the champ.

Back in, Rey hits the springboard seated senton for a 2 count.  Rey kicks away again.  Rey is sent into the corner, and Edge kicks the rope to unbalance Rey, and injure Rey's gimp knee.  Rey is forced to powder out, but Edge keeps on him.  And there are LOUD "Let's Go Edge" chants.

Edge stomps away on the knee of Rey, before putting on a single leg crab.  Rey refuses to quit.  Edge modifys the hold, but still Rey's not tapping.  Rey kicks Edge off.  Mysterio enziguri connects and Edge lands prime for a 619.  However, when Rey went for it, he ran into a snap powerslam for a close 2 count.

Edge tries the old "Brock Lock", before going back to the modified single leg crab.  Rey again kicks Edge off, but only drags himself to the corner.  Edge pulls him out and takes in the cheers.  Edge pulls at Rey's knee brace.  However, Rey kicks back again.   Wheelbarrow bulldog by Rey leaves both men laying.

Both get up and rey fires in chops.  Rey whips Edge across thge ring, but Edge gets the sunset flip.  However Rey rolls through and hits a low dropkick for 2.  Rey is whipped into the corner.  Rey downs Edge for another near fall.  Rey climbs out and goes up top.  However, he's too slow for Edge.  Edge gets knocked to the mat and Rey hits a doublestomp for a close 2 count!  Rey may have tweaked his knee there too.  Headscissors sends Edge out the ring.  Rey slides across and hits a DDT on the outside of the ring.  Nice spot.

Back in, Rey scores a close 2 again.  Rey comes off the ropes into a big boot.  Well, as big as it needs to be with Rey.  Edge went for the spear, but Rey ducked and hit a hurricanrana for the 619.  This time it connects!  Vicki gets out her chair.  Mysterio hits the splash, but Vicki stops the three count!

Rey sets Edge for a 619, but Vicki threw herself infront of it.  Rey comes off the ropes, but is mnet with a HUGE spear for the three count!

WINNER & STILL CHAMPION - EDGE

The Rated Rmy come out and tend to Vicki.  Well, it'll be back to her neckbrace on Friday...  Probably a good thing.  It hides her jowels...

Backstage, we see Ric Flair coming out the shower (with a towel on).  We see Ken Kennedy, who gives him the golf clap.  He congratulates Naitch on his win.  Kennedy says after he wins the Rumble, he's gonna have so much time on his hands, he owuld love nothing more than to...

...Be interrupted by HBK?  Well his wish came true, because he was.  Kennedy left.  HBK mocks Kennedy by mocking himself.  Flair puts over Michaels's chances of winning the Rumble.  Cue Batista.  Flair reminds him he's a member of the RAW brand.  HHH walks in!  It's De Evolution X!  HHH says that tonight, the best man would win, with them all suggesting that they are all the best men.  HHH hates a shill apparently...

No Way Out of Vegas...

It's JR & lawler, so I'm guessing that it's the WWE Title next.  Indeed it is as we see Hardy & Orton psyche themselves up.

Well, hang on, because Santino wasn't lying.  We ar egtting a Kiss Cam skit LIVE ON PPV!  BOO THIS, NEW YORK!  BOO THIS!

Thankfully, it ends quick.  Only for Ashley's music to kick in...IT GETS WORSE!

Ashley gets the stick...IT ONLY GETS WORSE!  Ashley says she got the call from Hugh Hefner and he wanted to offer to pose for Playboy.  Before Maria can answer, Santino Marella comes out with someone under a sheet.

Marella tells ashley once again that the answer is no.  No-one wants to see Maria with no clothes on.  He rags on New York, and it's sports teams.  I can't do it justice.  He's brilliant.  He rags on the Giants.  Ashley stops them from leaving.  The crowd chant for the Giants.  Ashley says it's not Santino's decision to make.  She wants Maria's answer.  She surveys the crowd.  Santino says the crowd are like sheep and would cheer for hepititis.  However, it was time for Santino to reveal his special friend.

Since people like boobies...

BIG DICK JOHNSON IN A PATS JERSEY!

Ashley slaps the crap out of him.  With the chiuckens he was holding...  And I was hoping ofr Beth Phoenix...

Wrestlemania advert.  Kelly Kelly is a lifeguard.  A fat ugly guy decides to get into trouble.  Kelly does Pamela Anderson well.  We see her give CPR, but Mae Young jumps in and starts macking on him.  Funny as hell.

Newbie Mike pimps the WWE Title, with Jeff Harvey...Sorry, Hardy.  We send it to a recap video.  A long one.  It's Orton's whole career followed by the Hardy career retrospective.

Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy in a "Could it actually happen?" match for the WWE Title

Hardy makes his way out first and slaps hands with everyone that wants to.  Last tie I remember Jeff in MSG was the tables match against Three Minute Warning, where he fell off the guardrail and then Rico had to audibly yell to him to hurry up and into position.  How far he's come...  Orton SLOWLY follows.  Lillian gives us another set of "Main Event" intros.  Well, at least this crowd like the challenger and hate the champ...

The bell is rung and they circle each other.  They lock up and they take it around the ring.  Mike Chioda is forced to break it up when it stalls.  Hardy gets a side headlock and a takedown.  2 count on Orton.  Orton rolls Hardy over for a 1 count.  Orton pulls Hardy's hair, before wrapping his legs around Jeff's throat.  Hardy gets an atomic drop and the double leg drop and then a low dropkick for a 2 count.

Orton knee to the gut sees him work over Hardy at the ropes.  Hardy sends Orton outside and THUMPS Orton with a dropkick.  Orton's neck looks broke by the way he's laying.  Mike Chioda even had to check he was OK.  When Orton got back up, Hardy dived over onto him.  Orton decides it's not worth and grabs his belt, but Hardy gets out and fires in a couple of shots.  Hardy gets the better of it and rolls Orton back in.  Jeff goes to srpingboard in, but Orton dropkicks him down to the floor.

On the outside, Orton gives Hardy a suplex.  Hardy is rolled back in and Orton scores a quick 2 count.  Orton stomps the feet of Hardy.  Orton then stomps the arms.  Orton puts on a blatant choke and then hits a couple of knee drops for a 2 count.  Orton taunts the crowd before clubbing Hardy some more.  However Hardy begins to punch back.  He whips Orton off the ropes and then sends him out Rumble-style.  How appropriate.  Hardy hits the apron and hits a flying clothesline.

Back in the ring, Hardy scores a 2 count.  Hardy whips Orton into the corner, but Randall ducks the charge, and Hardy dives into ring post.  Orton scores a deuce off that.  Chinlock with bodyscissors by Orton.  Hardy begins to waken up and then elbows his way out of it.  However, he runs into a powerslam for a 2 count.  Back to the chinlock.

Again, Hardy fights back.  Hardy hit hits twisting clothesline out of nowhere, leaving both men down.  Orotn is up first, and quikc,  Hardy counters a punch and hits a knockdown.  Orton is sent into the corner, before hitting the Whisper In The Wind for a CLOSE 2 count.

Mule kick by Hardy set Orton up for the dropkick oin the corner.  Hardy goes up top for the Swanton.  However, Orton sensed it coming and ducked out to the apron.  Hardy hits a dropkick to Orotn, sending him out.  Hardy climbs up the other side.  He hits a moonsault onto Orton!

He didn't get all of it, but enough.  they got back in and Hardy called for a Twist Of Fate, as Orton pulled himself up.  However, it was blocked and the RKO out of NOWHERE for the three count!!!

WINNER & STILL CHAMPION - RANDY ORTON

Orton leaves, as Hardy gets the "respect pop", which the New Yorkers give him.

AT LAST!  We get us some Extreme!  Joey & Tazz hype up the upcoming match.  Please tell me those two alone are calling it...  Either way, they send it to the "By the numbers" video.

The Royal Rumble match...no quips necessary...

OK then, I like a challenge...

The ring announcer?  Well, it's the guy HBK superkicked...MICHAEL BUFFER!!!  Awesomeness.  F***ING AWESOMENESS!  I've got frigging goosebumps!  This year's entrances are at 90 seconds apart.

NUMBER 1 IS...UNDERTAKER!!!  Poor schmuck...  Well, there goes all my confidence of who is winning...

Buffer even gives it the beans in announcing Taker's name.  Brilliant.  It looks as if it's going to be a six-man free-for-all tonight.  Either that or Joey & Tazz got great seats for a minutes work.  No wait, there's Tazz...

NUMBER 2 IS...SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!

The 2 who ended the match last year are beginning it this year!

Well, Taker goes for punches, but HBK ducks and throws some himself.  Taker dumps HBK in the corner.  Taker works over HBK, with fists and head butts.  HBK comes close to getting bumped, but HBK missed the killer blow, leaving Undertaker o the apron, having gone over the top rope.  Taker catches him with a choke as the new guy comes out.

NUMBER 3 IS...SANTINO MARELLA

Marella runs out and then relaises who is there.  Sweet Chin Music right away and Undertaker dumps him out.  Michaels tires to sneak and get Taker out but he blocked it. 

Taker wrings the arm.  Taker goes up for some Old School, but HBK armdrags Taker off the ropes. HBK hits the atomic drop.

NUMBER 4 IS...GREAT KHALI

He can barely get under the door!  Taker hits a chokeslam and waits for the behemoth.  Khali hits a quick overhand chop and then works over Taker as we get a "You Can't Wrestle" chant.  Khali chokes Taker, but Taker counters with one of his own.  Khali swung for Taker, but Taker ducked and Taker leveraged him out!

NUMBER 5 IS...BOB HOLLY

Holly works on both men. However, Undertaker quickly comes back and works over Holly.  Undertaker hits a big boot as HBK gets bakc to his feet.  HBK & Taker fight near the ropes, with HBK almost dropping.  Holly makes the save by attacking Taker.  HBK chops Holly, but it's reversed.

NUMBER 6 IS...JOHN MORRISON

Morrison goes for Takjer but thinks twice and works over Holly.  Hoever, HBK and Taker deal with him.  He gets thrown over by HBK, but he skins the cat.  Morrison is slammed and HBK hits the flying elbow.  The superkick is blocked.

NUMBER 7 IS...TOMMY DREAMER

Dreamer throws fists at Undertaker and gets some godo shots in.  He goes after everyone until he runs into a Taker boot.  HBK tries to suplex Morrison out, but it doesn't work.  Dreamer tried to leverage Taker over.HBK took over as Tommy helped Holly with Morrison, but that didn't work either.

NUMBER 8 IS..BATISTA

Batista doles out big hits to everyone except Taker as they have a stare down.  Dreamer runs in for some, but Batista tossed him easily.Morrison trieds his luck with batista, but easta spear.  Taker takes Dave into the corner and works hiom over.

NUMBER 9 IS...HORNSWOGGLE!!!

Hornswoggle comes out, and see Undertaker, so he ducks under the ring.  Batsita gives Taker a spearand then tries to tip him out, but HBK stops that.  Taker then tires to get Dave out.

NUMBER 10 IS...CHUCK PALUMBO

He goes to work on Batista right away.  And then HBK and then everyone else.  He goes back to Michaels, as Holly choked Batista and Morrison saved himself form elimination.  Everyone paired off.  Morssion tried using his legs to get HBK Out.

NUMBER 11 IS...JAMIE NOBLE

Guess who is waiting for him.  Noble has his wrists taped.  They start fighting and Noble POUNDS on Chuck.  Jamie mountsbut Chuck puts him on the apron and kicks him down, eliminating Noble.  They again pair off.  Noble needs help, apparently.

NUMBER 12 IS...CM PUNK!

MASSIVE POP! Morrison savedd himself again as Punk hits anyone in a corner with knees.  But he hit an Undertaker clothesline as he tried to clothesline HBK.  Chuck tired to dump Punk, but Punk reversed it and dumped Palumbo out.

NUMBER 13 IS...CODY RHODES

Punk tired to eliminate HBK, but then went to work on Rhodes.  Cody fought back and almost put Punk out.  Cody went after Undertaker, who was working on Holly.  He even landed a dropkick.  However, Taker was back up quick.

NUMBER 14 IS...UMAGA

Umaga had bright red tights on...  Umaga took everyone down that was in sight, before charing chop[s weith Holly, before dumping out Hardcore Holly with the spike.  He then paired off with Batista.  And kicked the Deacon's ass.  Taker tired to lever Umaga out as Cody & Morrison face doff.

NUMBER 15 IS...SNITSKY

Punk threw HBK off the top.  Snitsky got in and took it to anyone standing.  Morrison tired to attack form behind, ut it didn't work and Snitsky went to work on him in the corner.  Cody tired to pull Snitsky out by going over the top himself, but it didn't quite work.

NUMBER 16 IS...THE MIZ

CM Punk had Morrison in position for Go To Sleep, but Miz stopped that and the champs went after CM PUnk.  They tried, but failed to get Punk out.  Undertaker tired to evict Umaga, but it wasn't happening on this occasion.

NUMBER 17 IS...SHELTON BENJAMIN

He immediately lept tot he top and noggin' kncoked the tag champs, but they didn't go.  He then turned into Sweet Chin Music and that sent him over and out!

NUMBER 18 IS...SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA!!!!

Well, there were five spots left.  Snuka got in the ring.  He took it to anyone who walked over to him.  He wasn't moving ANYWHERE.  He starting hitting Miz with chops.  He even got the better of Batista!

NUMBER 19 IS...RODDY PIPER!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?  And boy, is Piper BIG...  At least he's wearing shorts...  Oh he took his shirt off...  He starts trash talking Snuka.  Everyone stops as Snuka and Piper go at it. 

No.  Literally.

NUMBER 20 IS...KANE

People start fighting again.  Kane dumps Piper and Sukna at the same time.  Then people start taking hits.  Well, Umaga anyway.  This is damn quick I have to type.  Sometimes I have to guess.  Undertaker measured Kane, but then turned and choked HBK.  The chokeslam was blocked.

NUMBER 21 IS...CARLITO

Carlito gave everyone quick shots.  HBK had to save himself.  Punk & Morrison almost get Carlito out, but it didn't work and then Punk took the backstabber.  Cody gave Carlito a bulldog.

NUMBER 22 IS...MICK FOLEY

Well, he's come as Cactus Jack tonight, but it's all the same.  And New York LOVES the guy at least.  Foley starts cleaning house as Batista takes the Last Ride.  Kane eats a Foley DDT, as Taker takes an Umaga Samoan drop.

NUMBER 23 IS...KEN KENNEDY

He bides his time, but then gets in and goes to work on Cody Rhodes.  Kennedy's popular too.  Mic Check on Miz.  One for Punk too.  Taker & HBK have been in for 30 minutes now.  Kennedy works on Taker, but Taker sits up in a choke.  Kennedy takes the chokeslam.   Taker got his second wind and squashed a bunch of guys in the corner before hitting anything that moves.

NUMBER 24 IS...BIG DADDY V

Taker pushes Snitsky out and overthe ring, but HBK eliminates UNDERTAKER!  KENNEDY ELIMINATES HBK!  Undertaker dropped Snitsky through the Smackdown table off camera.  Cody comes close to leaving, but He skins the cat and even tires to get Kennedy out.

NUMBER 25 IS...MARK HENRY

Henry takes down Kane.  Hornswaggle appears to pull Miz out the ring.  He then dived back under.  V & Henry SQUASH Punk.  We fginally saw Taker's leg drop through the table.  Too much happening again.

NUMBER 26 IS...CHAVO GUERRERO

Punk & Chavo go at it.  Kane eliminates John Morrison.  Umaga fails in getting Carlito out of the match.  Hornswaggle tried his Mizz trick on Henry, but Henry pulled him in.  Henry & V engulfed him.  Finlay ran out and took it to everyone that was standing.  Finlay took Hornswaggle and left.  Too much to comment on.  V & Umaga are fighting.  V then holds Kane.  JR says FInlay has been disqualified for using the shillelagh and jumping the gun.

NUMBER 28 IS...ELIJAH BURKE

Burke goes after Chavo first.  We saw Batista lying on the outside, possibly injured.Chavo & Punk fought at the ropes, and Chavo eliminated Punk!  Batista took a Samoan spike and slid under the bottom rope.

NUMBER 29 IS...HHH!

Cody goes.  V eats a facebuster and HHH dumped V ALONE.  Umaga eats facebuster.  Foley & HHH fight.  HHH sends Foley into Elijah Burke and both men are eliminated.  Umaga takes a beating and then a Pedigree.

AND THE LAST MAN IS...JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY HELL!!!!!!  IT'S ACTUALLY JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE STAND STILL AND THE PLACE ERUPTS!!!!!  AND IN CHEERS!!! HE'S BACK, BITCHES!!!  Everyone who moves takes hits.  Carlito Out.  Chavo out.  Henry out.  All by Cena.  Cena & HHH eye each other.  they start trading blows.  Cena takes a spinebuste, but HHH walks into a throat thurst by Umaga.

Batista spears Umaga!  Kennedy gets bumped by Batista.  Umaga out as well.  Evolution team up to dump Kane.

FINAL THREEE - BATISTA, HHH & CENA!

They stare each other down.  Batista tells them to bring it on.  Cena can't be seen.  HHH tells them to suck and IT'S ON!

Batsita gets the upper hand on both men.  However, Cena & HHH comes back.  Batsiat takes down men down with a clothesline.  Cena takes a spinebuster.  But HHH goes for a Pedigree.  It's blocked into a spinebuster.  Batista picks Cena for a powerbomb, but it's blocked and HHH eliminates Batista!1!

Cena or HHH.  It's either Cena or HHH.  They look at the Wrestlemania sign in the air.

They circle each other as the crowd picks sides.  They're LOUD no matter who they are for.  HHH strikes first.  Cena fires back, and he's being booed again.  Shots ar ebeing traded.  ProtoBomb by Cena.  Five Knuckle Shuffle is called for and hit.  Cena waits for the FU.  He gets HH on the shoulders, bnut it's countered.  They collide with clotheslines.

HHH charged for Cena at the ropes.  Cena gets HHH Up, but HHH counter and hit the DDT.  HHH picks Cena up and tries to get him out.  Cena holds onand then slips out.  FU is blocked.  So is the Pedigree.  CENA GETS HHH UP AND OUT THE RING!

CENA WINS!  CENA WINS!  CENA WINS!

Cena takes in the pop (because there was a pop) as we see replays.  Cena climbs the turnbuckles and poses.  Eventually, a WHOLE bunch of pyro shoots off. 

CENA MAIN EVENTS WRESTLEMANIA!

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