Hello everyone! Welcome to the last of the Big 4 PPV's of WWE's 2007, the Thanksgiving tradion, Survivor Series. I'm Aaron Wood, and I'm standing in for Mike Rickard once again and his poorly wrist. We are now around half an hour away from the PPV, and so, for the next half hour, here are some questions for you good people to ponder:

Will Batista join Michaels, Foley & Junior Fatu Rikishi in going from the top down?
Will Shawn Michaels tune up the band only to hear bells?
Who will get eliminated via clothesline?
Is Hornswaggle going to get DQ'ed for the easy headbutt to the nuts?
Can the new WWE Tag Champs get along while fighting each other for the ECW Title?

Until then, once again, the WWE have outdone themselves in picking a TUNE~! as the theme for the PPV. Last month it was the almighty Kasabian. This month, it's everyone's old "New Favourite Band", with the first song from "The Black & White Album" (which kicks all kinds of ass)...

The Hives - Tick Tick Boom

See you at the top of the hour!

Well, in the UK at least, Jack Korpela has stopped shilling a show I've already bought, the adverts are over and the show is about to begin, so let's do this thing!

THE PPV

Our opening video talks about how the show is now 20 years old, and that the tradition continues tonight.  We focus on the HHH's team vs. Umaga's team match, then Shawn & Randy and then our Hell In A Cell match.  And this match is the end of the feud.  Well, I don't think they could squeeze out a 6th...

The pyro display goes off, and the set is...nothing much to be honest.  I was hoping for some sort of chainsaw motif.  ECW welcome us to Miami (Me Mammy) As we're starting with...

CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz in a "I would criticise the "Handicap match dressed as a triple threat" aspect as I did TNA, but well, it's not that similar..." Triple Threat match for the ECW Title

Joey makes the astute point that the ECW Title has never been defended at Survivor Series before.  Well, duh...

Punk makes his way out, before the WWE Tag Champions.  First Miz and then John "Slo-Mo" Morrison.  As Miz came out, we saw clips of the heels beating on Punk on ECW.

The tag champs go for Punk, taking him to the corner.  However, Punk fires a kick to Miz's head, sneaking a rollup on Punk.  Morrison kicked out and went for a Boston Crab, but Punk countered that, jumped up and out of the corner onto Miz for a pin.  Miz & Morrison were dumped to the outside, and Punk gave it the ol' Suicide Dive onto them.  Punk rolled Morrison back inn and readied to springboard, but Miz grabbed the ankle and the heels went back to work on the current champion.  Double suplex.  Morrison held Punk for Miz punches and then vice versa.  However, as Morrison believed Miz was going to hold Punk, Miz shoved Morrison out before dropping Punk for a 2 count.  Camel Clutch on Punk by Miz, but Miz broke it to deal with Morrison, although he turned into a dropkick.

Miz got dumped by his tag partner, before Morrison hit a nice backbreaker-then-neckbreaker combo.  Japanese sleeper on Punk by the former ECW Champ.  Punk was sent to apron, with Miz pulling Punk off to the floor.  Miz was suplexed into the ring as the tag champion fought each other.  Face plant scored a 2 for Miz.

Miz whipped Morrison into the corner for his patented clothesline for a 2 count.  Morrison countered another charge and hit the split legged corkscrew moonsault for a 2 count, broken by Punk!Punk set Morrison on top and went up, hitting a hurricanrana, with Morrison flying into the Miz for a (sort of) powerbomb!

Punk hit a bunch of clothesline on Miz before hitting the corner clothesline & bulldog for a 2 count.  Punk hit the double underhook backbreaker for another close 2 count.  Morrison snuck a quick rollup (with trunks for a 2 count).  Punk looked for the GTS on Morrison but Morrison hooked the ropes.  Miz ran in, knocked Morrison from the apron, allowing Punk to hit the GTS on Miz for the three count!

WINNER & STILL ECW CHAMPION:  CM PUNK

Punk celebrated at the entrance, screaming "What's My Name?"  Was he knocked silly?

Cole took over the announcing duties with JBL.  And we're talking Matthew Hardy, as we recapped the awesome, brutal beating Hardy took on Friday.

We went backstage with Anatascia Rose, who introduced MVP.  She asked for an explanation of his actions.  MVP, in badass mode didn't supply an answer for a few seconds, staring her down.  MVP then said first of all, Hardy wouldn't compete tonight (but I know bet he's gonna try...).  MVP then said he was better than anyone and everyone, be it worker or fan.  And he was the MVP.

Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Maria, Kelly Kelly & Torrie Wilson vs. Beth Phoenix, Melina, Jillian Hall, Layla & Victoria in a "Thank the lord this isn't a "Traditional" match..." 10-Diva Tag match

Beth came out first to her awesome music, and wearing a pretty awesome piece of attire.  Layla came out next, followed by Jillian.  Victoria was next, and they were rounded out by Melina.  And the common theme.  Everyone was wearing red.  Well, except Victoria who was wearing mostly black (but with some red in it).

Also, in a bit you are gonna see gifs of tomorrow, Melina's leg slipped off the aprong on her entrance.  But she laughed it off and went and did it again...

And then it was time for the faces.  And I'm guessing thewy are gonna be in Sky Blue...

Torrie show that thinking all to hell, as Torrie and then Kelly came out in Miami sports clothing.  Maria looked like a Cowboys cheerleader and Mickie looked...well, like a referee...

This was apparently the first time in 20 years that 10 women were working at Survivor Series...  Michelle & Victoria started us off, with Michelle scoring a trio of pin attempts.  Torrie tagged in and elbowed Vicky.  However a whip was countered and Victoria hit a side slam for a 2 count.

Layla tagged in and threw a couple of nice looking kicks, but Torrie hit a suplex for a 2 count.  Torrie ran over and tagged Kelly Kelly, but Layla ran and tagged Jillian, who seemed to rub Kelly's face in her over-sized boobs.  However a hangspring elbow was blocked and Kelly scored a bridge for a 2 count.  Maria came in and took Jillian down.  However, Beth had made a blind tag, coming in and slamming Maria down.  Layla came back in, but she quickly tagged Melina.

Eye poke saw Melina go for a choke at the ropes, but she missed it and Maria tagged Mickie.  She took it to Melina, but Melina got another eye poke.  However a corner charge was blocked.  Beth grabbed Mickie, but the other faces knocked her fomr the apron.  Mickie was left with Melina.  Mickie grabbed Melina, kissed her and then kicked her in the head for the win:

THE WINNERS:  THE BABYFACES (I ain't typing all those names again...)

Wrestlemania 24 ad.  Have you got your ticket yet?  If I knew I'd be making enough money in the next 4 weeks to cover it, I would have.  But something seems cool about getting tickets for WM25.

We went backstage where Coach and William Regal were smiirking (and dressed the same) as they watched Hornswaggle pace the floor...

JR sent ti to comments from HBK & Orton.  Orton said that everyone thought that tonight history would be made, but they would be disappointed.  He was going to beat HBK.  Orton said when he took away the superkick, and thus took away his chance of survival.  HBK said that for the last 6 months Orton made his life hell and tonight, he would take the WWE Title from him.

Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Cody Rhodes & Bob Holly in a "This has old school written all over it.  Not literally of course..." match for the World Tag Team Titles

Cody & Bob won a match on Heat to get here, so it's not THAT random.  Indeed, we even saw a couple of highlights.  We saw Holly tag himself while Cody was working over a Highlander and hitting the Alabama Slam to pick up the win himself.

Cody & Lance started off.  Cade knocked Cody down, and then countered a hiptoss by Cody with one of his own.  Cody hit a dropkick and elbowed the elbow of Cade.  Sunset Flip by Rhodes scored a 1 count.  Side headlock by Cody went to the mat, but Cade got up and shoved Cody off.  Lance then caught Cody for a backbreaker.  Murdoch took a tag.  Rhodes flipped out a slam and clubbed the back.  Holly came in.  Holly chopped Murdoch in the corner, but Murdoch pulled Holly into the corner before tagging Cade.  Holly knocked Cade to the outside.  Rhodes headed off Murdoch and threw him outside too.  Time for an ad break...

Oh wait, this is a PPV.  Back in the ring, Holly chopped Cade and scored a 2 count with a roll up in the opposite corner.  Murdoch tagged in and kicked a held Holly in the face for a 2 count.  Murdoch worked over Holly in the corner.  Cade tagged in, using Murdoch for a legdrop on Holly.  Cade picked up a 2 count.  Murdoch came back in.  Snapmare saw Murodch put on a chin hold locking the arm too.

Holly got up and blocked a suplex attempt with one of his own.  However, Cade took the tag, but missed a dropped elbow.  However, the champions stayed on top.  The champs went for the assisted leg drop again, but it missed, with Holly able to tag in.  And the crowd went...apathetic.

Rhodes worked over the champions.  Rhodes hit a bulldog before going up top, hitting a nice missile dropkick for a pin broken by Cade.  Holly got rid of Lance, but Murdoch hit his flipping powerbomb move for the win!

WINNERS & STILL CHAMPIONS:  CADE & MURDOCH

After the match, Holly & Rhodes were left in the ring, and Holly teased putting Cody on his ass, but he just tapped his elbow and left.

JR & Ross talked up the traditional Survivor Series matches.  We took it to Joey & Kaz...sorry, Tazz, who told us about the rules.  Tazz said there could be 8 falls in the match.  JBL & Cole explained why.  Matt Hardy was out.

Todd Grisham was backstage with HHH and his remaining team members.  The three of them left.  Jeff said that MVP lit a fire in all of them and put a bullseye on himself.  Rey piped up saying that being at a disadvantage was somehting he's used to.  Kane said he wasn't an underdog, bringing up Katie Vick in fornt of HHH.  Nice to see we're laughing about that.  HHH apologised.  Jeff said HHH had put him in the hospital before.  HHH apologised for that too.  HHH said that was what was great about the match.  They could put all those times aside and do something terrible to someone else.

HHH, Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy & Kane vs. Umaga, Big Daddy V, MVP, Finlay & Mr. Kennedy in a "What is the Over/Under on Pedigrees tonight?" Traditional Survivor Series match

Kennedy came out first and quick promo (quietly) over the microphone, saying he'd be the ultimate survivor.  Well, at least he wouldn't be Ultimate Warrior...  Finlay followed and it seems as though all 6 announcers are going to chip in to this match.  Big Daddy V came out, with Tazz calling him a "Small foreign car".  MVP followed to not quite the boos I expected...  Umaga then rounded them out.

The faces came out seperately too.  Kane was first, who got right in the ring.  Everyone but V left.  Rey was next, then Jeff and finally Trips.

We started with Rey and Kennedy.  Kennedy took Rey down the mat, but Rey got up and wrung the arm.  Kennedy reversed it, but Rey used the ropes to flip out of it.  Rey ran the ropes, but Kennedy shoulder blocked him down.  Rey blocked a corner charge and hit a headscissors.  Rey hit a flipping sunset flip for a 2 count before tagging Jeff.  Poetry In Motion, using Rey, saw Jeff retain the upper hand on Kennedy.  Jeff went for the Twist of Fate but Kennedy shoved him off and blocked Jeff down for a 2 count.  MVP took a tag and worked on the remaining Hardy brother.  MVP teases tweaking the knee again, before tagging in Big Daddy V.

V clubbed at Hardy, before whipping him, hitting a clothesline.  V walked over Hardy.  V whipped Hardy, but he managed to tag Kane.  However, V Belly-to-belly suplexed Kane down for a 2 count.  Kane came back with fists and clotheslines in the corner.  MVP came and took punishment as well.  Kane went up top and clotheslined V down.  Kane called for a chokeslam, but Finlay ran in and took it.  Kane then turned into a V Samoan Drop.  He followed with an elbow drop for the elimination.

KANE IS ELIMINATED.

HHH came in and punched at V.  He hit a kne, but V clotheslined him down.  However, V missed a splash.  Daddy crawled over and tagged Umaga.  Umaga hit a belly-to-belly himself.  He hit a falling heabutt.  Umaga picked HHH up to a seated position and headbutted him again.  Umaga went to the second rope, but missed another headbutt.  Stnading 10 count.  Rey took a tag, but Umaga over-powered him.  He missed the sitout splash though.  Rey kicked at the legs, before going to the West Coast Pop.  However, it was blocked.  But Rey turned it into a Hurricanrana, before hitting the 619 and the Weat Coast Pop 2 for a close 2 count.  Rey came off the ropes but was caught, with Umaga hitting a HUGE Catatonic.  One Samoan Spike later and Rey was done.

MYSTERIO WAS ELIMINATED.

They had a 5 on 2 stand off.  Joey pointed out that V weighed around the same as HHH and Hardy combined.  Kennedy tagged himself in.  Hardy came in.  Kennedy worked Hardy over in the corner.  Hardy seemed to mount a comeback, but MVP helped Kennedy out of the corner while Jeff was going for the rolling dropkick.  MVP came in.  He put Jeff in a sleeper.  Hardy got up and fought out with fists and kicks.  MVP picked Hardy up and dropped him face fist.  However, he missed a boot and hit the Twist Of Fate for the three count!

MVP WAS ELIMINATED

Kennedy came right and in went to work on Hardy, scoring a 2 count.  Hardy kicked Kennedy down with an enziguri and tagged Kennedy.  HHH used Knee-based offence for a 2 count.  However, a corner charge was blocked.  But Kennedy just ran into a spinebuster.  V came in to brake it up, but HHH moved and V elbow dropped Kennedy.  HHH low bridged V and picked up the pin

KENNEDY WAS ELIMINATED

HHH went after Big Daddy V, but V took it to both HHH and Jeff Hardy, driving the latter's spine into the ringpost.  IN the ring, V missed a corner splash on both.  They hit a Double DDT and HHH pinned V!

BIG DADDY V WAS ELIMINATED!

Finlay came right in and took the upperhand.  Finlay worked HHH in the corner, scoring a 2 count.  He worked HHH's back with knees.  He climbed to the middle rope, but met HHH's extended leg.  Hardy took a tag.  Stinger Splash to Finlay was followed by the rolling dropkick.  That scored a deuce.  Mounted punches by Hardy, but Finlay shoved him off.  Hardy was sent up and over Finlay to the apron, where Umaga kicked him to the floor.

Hardy crawled back in.  Short arm clothesline scored a 2 count.  Finlay elbowed the shoulder of Jeffrey.  Headbutts by Finlay.  However a whip was countered by Jeff who ran up the ropes and hit the Whisper In The Wind.  Umaga took a tag.  However, Hardy kicked Umaga off and both team made tags.  HHH got the upperhand on Finlay.  Harley Race-like knee to Finlay was followed with a spinebuster.  HHH went for the Pedigree, but Umaga kicked HHH in the head.

Finlay knocked Hardy off the apron, before going for the Celtic Cross on HHH.  However, HHH countered, hit the Pedigree and got the pin!

FINLAY WAS ELIMINATED

Umaga came in and began working The Game.  Running ass splash in the corner was missed, with HHH tagging Hardy.  HHH hit the Pedigree, and Hardy hit the Swanton Bomb and picked up the win!

WINNERS & SURVIVORS:  HHH & JEFF HARDY

Cole and JBL started talking up the main event.  We saw them pimp the new Smackdown vs. RAW Game, as they used footage fomr the game to show a simulated Hell In A Cell match.  And it featured Batista going through the roof...

We then saw Shaq at ringside, before heading backstage to the smug one and Hornswaggle.  Regal invited Honrswaggle to sit down.  He didn't accept the offer.  Vince McMahon came in.  Honrswaggle hugged the leg.  He excused Coach & Regal to talk to his son.  Vinny Mac said some wonder why he made the match.  Vince said some had thought that Vince wanted to see a train wreck.  Some thought Vince was ashamed of Horny.  Some thought he didn't like his son.  None of those were the case.  He made it because his last name was McMahon and as one of the brood, he always raises to the occasion.  Vince was the underdog before.  Time Warner.  The Government.  Vince said that McMahon's were fearless and had grapefruits the size of the Grand Canyon.  But most important of all, they stuck together.  Hornswaggle got fired up on that.

We saw the tale of the tape for the match before...

Shame McMahon!  Yep, Shane came out.  Shane O'Mac got a mic and said that it was his pleasure to inroduce his father, Vince McMahon.  JBL praised the McMahon's sticking together.  The father and son hugged.  Shane then introduced his "little" brother, Hornswaggle McMahon.  Cole realised that this was the first time Shane & Hornswaggle had shared a screen.  Hornswaggle came out fired up.

The Great Khali vs. Hornswaggle in a "David vs. Goliath 2...This time, it's on PPV" match

Vince and Shame stood in front of Khali, before giving Hornswaggle the thumbs up.  Vince & Shane took seats at ringside while Runjin Singh got a microphone.  Singh said it was a sanctioned match.  He said the ref should go over the rules.  We saw the picture cover Honrswaggle full height.  And only Khali's legs.

Singh then said, that he himself could take Hornswaggle.  The crowd started chanting "We Want Shaq!"  The bell rang.  Something happened over in the crowd, and we saw Vince having words with Shaq.  This just drew more chants.  Vince said they weren't getting him and told them to start the match.  Hornswaggle stripped down, ready to fight.  He didn't actually succeed, but he did kick Singh down.  Reality kicked in and Khali shouted Hornswaggle away.  Singh got in Horny's face and Hornswaggle sprayed him with green mist!

Hornswaggle ran under the ring and came out with a HUGE shillelagh!  Khali got back in the ring.  However, he took one swing and and Khali grabbed it and got rid of it.  Khali downed Hornswaggle.  Shane shouted at ringside.

FINLAY CAME OUT!  He attacked Khali with his shillelagh!  Finlay gave Khali a kick to the nuts and then picked up Hornswaggle and left with him!  Vince and Shane looked bemused.

Alfonso Soriano from the Cubs and Johnny Damon from the Yankees were also in the crowd.  The latter seemed either stoned or asleep...

JR talked up the WWE Title match, talking about the recent past between HBK & Orton.  And I mean VERY recent.  Cyber Sunday and the previous three weeks.

Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels in a "Montreal was a decade ago...a match with odd stipulatons...You don't think..." match for the WWE Heavyweight Title

As a reminder, if HBK tries using the superkick, he loses and can't face Orton for the title again, but if Orton gets DQ'ed he loses the title.  You know, like TNA.  And there's a sign in the crowd, "I drove 36 hours form Montreal to see HBK".

They locked up with HBK getting the advantage.  European headlock by HBK.  HBK used leverage to take Orton down to the mat.  He even scored a couple of 2 counts off of it.  Orton tried getting out of it, but Michaels kept the hold on.  Orton face was going red.  Orton tried a scoop slam to get out of it, but HBK held onto the hold!  Orton finally managed to take things to a corner.

He didn't break clean though, laying in shots in the corner, with the ref reminding Orton he can't lose by DQ.  HBK almost proffered the superkick (and could have been DQ'ed to be honest), but instead punched him down, before taking him to the mat again with the chinlock and bodyscissors.

Orton managed to get up on all fours, but HBK switched to a front chancery, ramming a knee into the head when he fancied.  Orton tried throwing Shawn off, but again, HBK held on.  Orton then slid out of the ring to cause the break.  He took a breather, but HBK kicked Orton back before hitting the Asai Moonsault to Orton on the outside.  The referee started counting.  Orton was rolled in and Shawn went up top.  Crossbody by HBK was rolled through with Orton scoring a 2 count.

Randy followed up with a couple of uppercuts.  However, Shawn picked a leg and put on the sharpshooter!  Saw that coming!  The crowd popped for it, although it was pretty poor.  Orton teased tapping, but he managed to grab the bottom rope.  thumb to the eye by Orton saw him begin to work over HBK.  He hit the elevated DDT (the one that uses the second rope).  He scored a 2 count off of it.  Orton put on his own chinlock/bodyscissors.

HBK, naturally, rolled around and up to hit feet, before chopping his way out of it.  However, Orton threw a couple of fists.  HBK hit the flying forearm, before kipping up.  Inverted atomic drop was followed by the punches.  However, Orotn fired off a standing dropkick for a 2 count.    HBK avoided another dropkick got a roll up that scored a 2.  HBK hit a couple of scoop slams, before going up top.  He hit the flying elbow!  But now what?

The crowd called for the band to tune up, and he did it!  The ref noted hot he couldn't do it.  HBK moved forward as if to hit it, but faked Randy out and schoolboyed Orton for a 2 count.

HBK then put on the Crippler Crossface!  Holy crap!  Never thought I'd see that again in the WWE.  However, Orton managed to crawl over, stick a leg out and put it on the bottom rope.  HBK went for the arm again, but Orton downed HBK with a clothesline.

Orton hit his inverted backbreaker.  Orotn looked as if he was readying for the RKO but he got that look in his eye.  he set to punt HBK, but Michaels grabbed the leg and put on the Ankle Lock!  He pulled Orton into the ring and grapevined the leg!  Orton desperately went for the ropes.  However, Orton then countered the weight and thus pressure, and made the ropes before kicking HBK off.

HBK picked the leg, but Orton kicked HBK off, with Michaels's head hitting the ringpost.  RKO was blocked at first, but Orton hit it at the second attempt as HBK hesitated (almost using the superkick) to pick up the win.

WINNER & STILL WWE CHAMPION:  RANDY ORTON

Orton circled HBK and hesitated leaving the ring.  He got out, but looked back at the laying HBK.  He got back in the ring and stood over his foe.  He picked HBK up and set him in the corner.  He slapped HBK and SCREAMED at him to say that Orton was the best.  However, as Orotn picked his title belt back up, guess what happened...

Yep, HBK SMACKED Orton with Sweet Chin Music.  Orton was out like a light.  HBK crawled out the ring and was helped up by ringside fans.

Orton managed to make it to his feet when they finished playing HBK's music, as Lillian made the announcement of Orton's title retention.

We saw an advert for Armageddon.  That would be the WWE PPV.  Not the one with the wrath and such...

Cole was about to introduce the main event, but we got us some "Save_Us" action.  Tomorrow night, folks...

Cole then managed to introduce the main event uninterrupted by viral videos.  We saw Batista head towards the ring, before we saw the Cell lowered into place.

We sent it back to Cyber Sunday and saw how we reached this point from then.

Undertaker vs. Batista in a "Cuing Edge in...?" Hell In A Cell match for the World Heavyweight Title

Hoo boy, that is one HELL of a tall CELL (see what I did there?)!  They said it was 20 feet and they can't have been joking.  Suffice to say, no-one is heading up top tonight.

Batista was first, followed by UNdertaker, who pulled the door closed behind him (and almost broke it).  They locked up.  Batista ran Taker down with a clothesline, but Taker got up and laid in some fists.  Batista fired back.  However, Taker went for a chokeslam, but Batista elbowed out of it.  Taker downed Batista and began working over Batista.  In the corner, Taker threw some soup bowls, and a headbutt.  Snake Eyes was followed by the big boot for a 2 count.

Undertaker looking under the ring and fished out a steel chair.  However, Batista fired off a spear as undertaker readied a shot.  Batista picked up the chair, but Taker kicked it in his face, following with a clothesline for a 2 count.  UNdertaker went for the choke, but Batista slipped out of it before it got locked in.  Things spilled outside.  Batista was sent into the steps.  Taker fired shots up against the cell.  Undertaker raked Batista's head across the mesh of the cell, cutting him open.  Undertaker set Deacon Dave and dropped the leg on the apron.

Taker broke up the steel steps, before pulling the chair.  He used the bottom section of step to crush Batista's throat!  Batista was bleeding out the mouth.  Undertaker drove the chair into Batista's throat again.  Back in the ring, Taker scored a deuce. Twice.  Undertaker wrung the arm and drove the shoulder into the Animals.  He then went up and went for Old School, but Batista caught him and hit a spinebuster!  He rolled over and got himself a 2 count.

Batista fired off some shots before running Taker down for a 2 count.  Batista with shoulders to the gut in the corner, before hitting a clothesline in the corner.  Powerslam by Batista scored a 2 count.  Things spilled outside again.

Batista rammed Taker's face into the steps, before whipping the challenger into the cage.  However, Taker reversed a whip and sent Batista into the remaining set of steps.  Taker stomped away before picked Batista up and driving him head first into the cell wall.  Batista was more bloodied from the forehead.  Chairshot to Batista.

Back in the ring, Taker made a cover for a 2 count.  Undertaker went for Old School again, but Batista blocked it, Batista joined Taker up top, hitting a superplex from the second rope.  However, Taker suddenly went for the triangle choke!

However, Batista made it to the ropes, with the ref calling for the break, something that Cole AND JBL wondered about.  Taker hit something of a dive to the outside, before taking Batista to the corner of the cell.  Taker picked up a steps section, but Batista blocked it and picked them up himself  He then used them on Taker's head.  FOUR TIMES.  Ouchies.  Taker was also busted open now.

Back in the ring, Batista punched away in the corner.  Mounted punches by Batista, before the Animal bit the head.  However, Undertaker grabbed the champion and hit The Last Ride!  He made the cover, but Batista kicked out just before 2.  Undertaker went for and got the chokeslam.  However, again, batista rolled the shoulder up just before the three.

Taker called for the Tombstone.  However, Batista slippe dout and hit a spinebuster for a close 2 count.  He hit another spinebuster, before heading outside.  He looked under the ring again, finally getting out a table.  Batista set up for the Batista Bomb through the table...

AND HE HIT IT!  Batista made the cover...but Undertaker kicked out!!!

Batista went back outside and got a big bit of steel steps.  He went for another Batista Bomb, but Taker countered and back dropped Batista onto them.  Taker made the cover, but Batista grabbed the bottom rope.

Undertaker picked Batista up and hit the Tombstone (not on the steps).  However, Batista kicked out at 2!  Taker went for it again, this time on the steps.  And Undertaker hit THAT!

ONE...TWO...

EDGE PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!!

Edge blasted Undertaker with a TV Camera!  He then picked up and set the steel steps, before getting the chair.  He set up Undertakerand gave undertaker a Con-Chair-To on the steel steps!!!

He dragged Batista and put him on Undertaker.  Mickey Henson made the three count!

WINNER & STILL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION:  BATISTA

Edge left the ring, and if I didn't know any better, he looked a bit...portly.  Undertaker actually began moving, so Edge grabbed a new chair and blasted Undertaker again in the head.  Undertaker began moving again as Edge backed up the aisle.  Hell, Taker was even pulling himself up.

And I just realised, Edge was a cameraman inside the cell.  He's wearing padding to look fatter.

And that is the end of this (in my opinion) really good show!

Anyhoo, join Mallory for the RAW Real Time tomorrow when "Save_Us" is solved once and for all, and then join James for his Insanity of it all.  And then on Tuesday, I will be doing a special (in terms of it being really soon after the show) Non-Director's Commentary of the show that I won't watch on Monday, so you'll be getting my absolutely genuine first impressions on everything that happens.

Anyway, hope you had fun and I'll see you again, some sunny day.

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