I'm down now and drinking pretty heavily so let's cue up the VCR and watch the latest recording of Tough Enough. No one sells blank video tapes no more so I recorded over my second wedding. Read More
I like Sheamus. Know why? 'Cause that's what I say to drunken girls as they cry after having sex with me. I look at them and ask, "Shame, Miss?"Read More
So UFC 121 - "The Match, The Movie" is on Saturday.
UFC does Saturday night PPVs because they like for people to get drunk, have fun, and watch them.
WWE and the other company do PPVs on Sundays because they like people to watch them when they're all pissed off about school or work the next day.
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Over the past five years, you've been touched by our Crazy Uncle Ralph. Sorry about that. The foul mouthed boozehound joined the Insanity right at the start...whether we liked it or not. His original spot on the site involved the most mismatched wrestling roundtable ever assembled. It was October 16, 2005 and the world was about to experience the first ever editon of Sandow, Rickard, and Uncle Ralph...Read More
The best thing about being in jail with Lindsay Lohan is that Matt Dawgs ain't allowed to come here to bother me because she has that restraining order and everything.Read More
Hey, Eve.
Call me, baby.
No one meets lowered expectations like Ralphie.
I've got a red rider BB gun, baby, and I'll shoot your eye out!
Awwww yeah.Read More
I don't know. Just saying. There's a shower and there's no cameras in there. None. Definitely no Micro Mini Spy CDC Color Board Camera. Come on. It'll be fun. You can use my soap.
