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By RDLee Sep 5, 2011 - 8:53 PM print

CM Punk opened the show to tell the crowd how different he is compared to the rest. He mentioned that due to that he tends to piss a lot of people off. He said he has a match with R-Truth scheduled for tonight. He moved on to Kevin Nash. He told him to come out right now and face him like a man instead of cornering Triple H at the pay per view.

The N.W.O. music hit and out came Nash who responded by saying that he does whatever he wants. Punk cut him off and started making fun of his nicknames like Oz, Vinny Vegas and Super Shredder. Kevin told him to wake up, realize their size difference and be thankful that he doesn't beat him up. Punk once again interupted him and told him he wasn't relevant anymore. Nash got tired of hearing the trash talk and started to walk to the ring.

Triple H came out to put a stop to this. Nash tried to convince Hunter that Punk needs to be gotten rid of. He called Punk a cancer. HHH told us that he finally found out who sent the text message due to some security video footage. He told Nash that he was the one who sent the text message to himself. Nash became mad and got up in Hunter's face telling him that he made the WWE cool again due to what he did. Nash told him that he needs to get rid of either him or Punk.

Hunter basically said that Nash lied to him and Punk didn't so he if he had to choose he would choose him. Kevin told him that they have been friends for twenty years and he made a mistake last week by putting his hands on him in the heat of the moment. Nash started to ask Hunter what he would do about it if he bullied him again. Hunter layed him out with a punch and told him he was fired. CM Punk laughed at him as he was sitting on the ground stunned.

After the commercial break, we saw Kevin Nash and Johnny Ace get in a car and drive out of the building.


Air-Boom v.s. Jinder Mahal and The Great Khali

Khali really needs to take some time off and heal. He is so slow and crippled up now that it looks sad to simply see him walk to the ring. The announcers were already teasing a break up of the indian team. Khali nailed Mahal with a chop by mistake and Bourne took advantage by hitting the Air Bourne for the win.

Winners: Air-Boom


Eve Torres v.s. Beth Phoenix

This is a number one contender's match for the Diva's championship. Natalya and Kelly sat ringside on commentary and bickered about who the real female warriors were while Beth dismantled Eve in the ring. Phoenix hit the Glam Slam and won the match. Nattie attacked Kelly from behind after she went to check on her fallen friend. I like Beth's music, it's epic. 

Winner: Beth Phoenix


R-Truth v.s. CM Punk

Truth came out talking about Punk. He said that unlike Punk he has been speaking the truth his whole life. The Miz came out next with a mic in hand to talk about the conspiracy deal. He announced that in two weeks he and Truth will have a tag team title shot against Air-Boom. Miz tried to get involved but the ref tossed him out. Punk turned around and hit the Go To Sleep to pick up the win. After the match Triple H came charging out to let Punk know that he changed their match at Night of Champions to a No DQ match. Punk told him that if he beats him at the show Triple H must resign as C.O.O.. Hunter agreed.

Winner: CM Punk


Jerry Lawler and Zack Ryder v.s. Michael McGillicutty and David Otunga

King came out and introduced his tag team partner as Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder. They showed a video package before the match that showed highlights of Z True Long Island Stories from Youtube. It's about time they rewarded him for all his hard work. The crowd immediately started a Ryder chant followed by a King chant. Lawler hit the fist drop and then tagged in Zack who hit the Rough Rider to win the match for his team.

Winners: Zack Ryder and Jerry Lawler


Randy Orton v.s. Heath Slater

I guess Heath Slater will attempt to choke a bitch named the Viper. This was a showcase match of sorts for Orton as he was able to hit most of his moves with ease. He finished off the attempted raper with an RKO.

Winner: Randy Orton


John Cena came out to call out Del Rio. ADR came out and then sent Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett, Jack Swagger and Christian down to beat on Cena. John Morrison, Alex Riley, and Sheamus came down to even the odds. Teddy Long came out and made a match official.


John Cena, Alex Riley, John Morrison and Sheamus v.s. Jack Swagger, Christian, Dolph Ziggler and Wade Barrett

Swagger forced Morrison to tap out to the Ankle Lock which was the first elimination of the match. Vickie Guerrero came out to support her men. Swagger actually forced Riley to tap out as well next. It was 4 on 2 when Sheamus took the fight to the odds. Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick and eliminated Wade Barrett. Sheamus ran Christian out of the ringside area thus eliminating both of them in the process. Cena eliminated Ziggler after he and Swagger got into an argument. Swagger locked on the ankle lock but Cena reversed it into the STFU and won the match as expected. Del Rip tried to ambush John after the match but Cena hit him with the Attitude Adjustment to end the show.

Winners: John Cena, Alex Riley, John Morrison and Sheamus

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