;

 



WWE RAW: Mallory's Ongoing Coverage of Raw with Rev. Al Sharpton as Guest Host -- Preach On

By Mallory Mahling
Sep 28, 2009 - 11:32 PM


Bookmark and Share

Review of Chuck Liddell on tonight's "Dancing With The Stars"

Immediately prior to the start of Raw tonight, UFC's Chuck Liddell made his second appearance on "Dancing With the Stars." Chuck and his partner, Anna, did the tango, a dance which was perfectly suited to Liddell's intensity. It also meant that smiling, a skill that Liddell had difficulty with last week, was unnecessary.

His dance steps were smoother this week, and the judges rewarded the duo with a total of 19 points. The call-in votes will be added to that number and the final score will be announced on Wednesday night's show.

Of note, the Iceman had either a new tattoo or a big doodle on the side of his head this week.

**********************************************************

Welcome to WWI's ongoing coverage of Raw, live from the Times Union Center in Albany, New York.

Tonight's Guest Host was The Reverend Al Sharpton.

Preach on.

* * *

The pyro went off as Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler welcomed the viewers to the show. And hyped Sunday's Hell In A Cell pay per view, of course.

MVP and Mark Henry were in the VIP Lounge (which consisted of a red carpet and a couple of leather sofas set up in the ring). Henry was busy sucking on a beer. MVP started to introduce the Guest Host, the Reverend Al Sharpton, but Chris Jericho and Big Show came out instead.

Jericho told MVP he should have given Sharpton a more reverent (pun intended) introduction. In the end, they both made the introduction.

The Rev came out dressed casually for the occasion. He said that a tour would begin tomorrow to close the gap on education reform. The fact that Michael Cole had to direct viewers unfamiliar with Sharpton to Google was not a good sign. On second thought, Sharpton is more recognizable than some of the previous guest hosts.

Somewhere along the way, a Unified Tag Team Title championship match was made. The people had spoken. Sharpton had empowered the WWE universe.

(Commercial break)

(1) Unified Tag Team Title Match: Mark Henry & MVP vs. Chris Jericho & Big Show (with the winner to face Batista and Mysterio at Sunday's PPV).

The match had started during the break. Mark Henry caught Big Show, who had lunged at him, which was quite impressive. Jericho and MVP had both tagged in and at least the size difference wasn't so obvious. Back and forth it went. MVP rolled out of a Lionsault, then Henry tagged in and was on fire.

(Commercial break)

Back from the break and Jericho fell forward like a tree thanks to Henry. Show covered Henry for an unsuccessful pin. Try as he might, he couldn't get the win. DDT and another cover, but Henry would not give up. Jericho tagged in and went for a sleeper hold, although he could barely lock it in. Henry and Show clotheslined each other simultaneously -- when worlds collide, so to speak.

Near fall after near fall for Jericho and MVP. Jericho ultimately made the winning pin (thanks to some interference by Big Show), and Jericho and Big Show will vie for the title Sunday night.

(Commercial break)

The Rev and Primo Colon were discussing Hispanic wrestlers when Chavo (with his partner, Chris Masters) came in to promote himself as the most important Hispanic star in WWE. Before they could get very far, Santino came in and mistook Sharpton for the flamboyantly coiffed Don King, at which time The Rev kicked them all out. Except for Primo, who stayed to schmooz.

Todd Grisham introduced his guest, Randy Orton. Same old story -- he's gonna win at the PPV Sunday night.

(Commercial break)

(2) Mickie James vs. Rosa Mendes (with Alicia Fox).

Decent back and forth action in this one, with the addition of Alicia on the apron. Mickie had finally had enough and grabbed a fistful of Alicia's hair. (If she hadn't been standing on the apron where she didn't belong, that would not have been a problem.) Tune in Sunday night to see the rest of Mickie vs. Alicia.

(Commercial break)

Legacy (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase) had a message for DX as the Hell In A Cell structure loomed over the ring. Teddy said that they are primed for the single greatest victory in their career. They showed a clip of their win over DX at Breaking Point. Cody added that no one had expected them to do that. He said that after Sunday night, Triple H can move into his cozy corner office at Titan Towers. And Shawn Michaels, who is the stuff of legends, can put a period on his legend.

"BORING" came the booming voice of Triple H. He and HBK were heckling them from the nose bleed seats. Triple H essentially called them assholes in a way that was even grosser than if they'd said the word. These guys are quite the comedians. They finally got tired of heckling long distance and came down to the ring just as Legacy scampered up the ramp and out of harm's way.

(Commercial break)

(3) Jack Swagger vs. Evan Borne.

The size difference between these two was amazing, with Swagger towering over Borne. Size notwithstanding, Borne made this match a delight to watch as he systematically went after Swagger. Unfortunately, it was Swagger who got the winning pin. Short but impressive match.

Swagger got on the mic and said he would "officially" become the U.S. Champion at the PPV. (He may have had the title, but only because he stole it from The Miz who had stolen it from Kofi Kingston.)

The Miz came out and said he would be the champ on Sunday. The two got into a brawl as Kofi Kingston came down to the ring and stole his title belt back.

(Commercial break)

Rev. Al Sharpton, Newt Gingrich and the Education Secretary will embark on the Education Reform Tour this week to highlight Black and Hispanic education issues.

(4) Santino & Hornswoggle vs. Chavo & Chris Masters.

Matches made by guest hosts never go well for Chavo. Will Masters make a difference this week?

Master Lock on Santino for the win. Then Masters got hold of Hornswoggle and put him in a Master Lock. Chavo looked conflicted and then punched Masters to make him break the hold on Hornswoggle. Clearly, Chavo has a conscience and a heart.

(Commercial break)

Next week the Guest Host will be footballer Ben Roethlisberger and his offensive line.

The Rev was in his office when Gillian barged in, sang a song in her screechy style, and asked Sharpton to be her tour manager. He declined and said he had to go on the education tour.

Then the Bella Twins asked him about James Brown. Sharpton said if the education tour is successful, he'll go to Washington and sing. Sharpton did a wonderful rendition of a James Brown song. He also said "good night." Wonder how many people thought the show was over and changed the channel?

Justin Roberts, the new ring announcer, introduced the gauntlet match.

(5) First Gauntlet Match: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho.

Jericho put Cena in the Walls of Jericho and refused to let go. Cena won by submission, but it left him in a world of hurt.

Second Gauntlet Match: John Cena vs. Big Show.

Returning from the commercial break, Big Show was pummeling Cena, who didn't seem to have much gas left in his tank. However, he managed to counter a DDT and picked up Big Show. Jericho ran in to interfere, and Big Show put Cena in a Colossal Clutch. Again, Cena won by DQ, but at a price.

Third Gauntlet Match: John Cena vs. Randy Orton.

Cena pointed upwards as the cell began to lower. Orton tried slither out of the ring before it lowered completely, but was trapped, as the crowd chanted for "Cena." Randy made a dash for the cage door, but Cena was there first. Orton climbed the wall of the cage like Spider Man to get away, but Cena followed him to the roof of the cage. Orton began to throw punches, but Cena slammed him on the roof the cage with an Attitude Adjustment.

Cena stood victorious atop the cage as the show went off the air.

Up until the last minute of this show, I was hating it. But Cena and Orton battling it out on top of the cage was simply riveting.  Was it enough to enitice viewers to order the PPV on Sunday?  You'll have to decide the answer to that one.


Raw
Latest Headlines
3/15 WWE RAW: WWI's Ongoing Coverage of Cussing and Guest Hosts and Beer, Oh My -- Stone Cold Returns to Raw
3/8 WWE RAW: WWI's Ongoing Coverage of a Magical Stop Along the Way to WrestleMania
03/1 WWE RAW: WWI's Ongoing Coverage of Raw's Next Stop Along the Road to WrestleMania
Canadian Bulldog's Real Time WWE Raw Report: Because Nothing Screams "Road To WrestleMania" Like Jewel
02/15 WWE RAW: WWI's Ongoing Coverage of Jerry Springer, the Dog Show, and the Elimination Chamber
02/08 WWE RAW: Vrooooom…Racing Toward the Elimination Chamber with a NASCAR Guest Host
2/1 WWE RAW: WWI's Ongoing Coverage of the Show, With William Shatner as Guest Host, Resistance is Futile
01/25 WWE RAW: The Prelude to the Rumble
01/18 WWE RAW: Ongoing Coverage of Tonight's Don & Ron Show
1/11 WWE RAW: Ongoing Coverage of Tonight's Show
1/4 WWE RAW: Mallory's Ongoing Coverage of Bret Hart's Big Return
12/28 WWE RAW: Mallory's Ongoing Coverage of Tonight's Show
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words: Photos from 12/27/09 RAW house show in Buffalo, NY
Aaron Wood's R(eal Time)AW Coverage: I Assume There Are No Rays Famous Enough To Host, Hence The Yankee?
12/14 WWE RAW: Ongoing Coverage of the Live Slammy Awards … and Other Stuff
12/7 WWE RAW: Mallory's Recap of the Battle of the Billionaires
11/30 WWE RAW: Mallory's Ongoing Coverage of "Mini" Raw
Aaron Wood's R(eal Time)AW Coverage: Giving Thanks For Three Hours With A...Sorry, THE Body
11/16 WWE RAW: Mallory's Ongoing Coverage of Raw Is Hot Rod
11/09 WWE RAW: Mallory's Ongoing Coverage of Tonight's Show

Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

Need More Insanity? Join The Club


Top of Page

Universal Wrestling Archives Online Store!

 
All content contained here Copyright 2010 by James Guttman *** World Wrestling Insanity and ClubWWI are not affiliated with any wrestling promotion.