Aaron Wood's R(eal Time)AW Coverage: Giving Thanks For Three Hours With A...Sorry, THE Body

Aaron Wood's R(eal Time)AW Coverage: Giving Thanks For Three Hours With A...Sorry, THE Body

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Hello my Gathering, here I am again, in the exact same place as I was 24 hours earlier. Still have the ore neck. The headache has pretty much died down and it feels like my throat is no longer made of sandpaper, so here I am with plenty of time to put up this little message ahead of tonight's THREE HOUR RAW.

Nothing on tap tonight as far as matches go but we either know or can assume that:

Jesse "The Body" Ventura is our guest host tonight.
The premiere showing of the the trailer for "The Marine 2" with Ted DiBiase in it will air.
There is only three weeks before the TLC PPV, so we should get a couple of matches tonight at least.
All three brands will be in attendance.
Since tonight's show has a Thanksgiving theme, there will probably be a multi-Diva food fight.
The IWC will continue to eat itself unless Kofi continues to constantly one-up Randy Orton under the illusion that God forbid Orton gets any heat in this feud lest it sends a signal they've given up on Kofi, even though Orton is one of the biggest heels in the company and thusly really should get some heat at some point.
Much the same with Sheamus, but since he'll likely have something with Jerry Lawler, if he doesn't come out well on top, then yeah, you can question that.

Also, if you read my Smackdown reviews, you'll know that I'm off to New York City, hell, THIS WEEK, and had some videos by bands from or songs about New York on Friday. But since I am a fan of a huge number of bands and artists from NYC, I'm gonna have some here tonight as well! Such as this one!

Moby - "New York, New York"

I'll see you at the top of the hour for the beginning of Thanksgiving!

Here we go!

No pre-show video and we're right into Nickelback and their crappy song. I'm not feeling this new opening, especially the way it ends. Needs to be tightened up in the editing. But Happy thanksgiving! And we're live in Hershey. Tongiht we have JOHN CENA vs. CM PUNK for the first time ever, and apparently, Punk demanded the match. Punk vs. Cena at TLC???

Jesse Ventura is introduced, but it's Randy Orton that comes out. Before you ask, me thinks it's deliberate. Wouldn't surprise me if at least one dirt sheet writer tired to claim it was a production error on Justin Roberts's part. Orotn said he knew the normal routine is that the guest host comes out and is then interrupted, but Orton doesn't care about such forumlas. He knows ventura has an announcement to make tonight regarding the WWE title, and he knows what his father told him about Jesse. He's a revolutionary. A radical who isn't afraid to break the rules. So he wanted The Body to prove that to him. He's not supposed to face John Cena for the Title anymore, but Randall knew the Guest Host to do what he wanted. Orton said Jesse knew he deserved to be champion so before he made his announcement, he asked for the chance to be Champion again. Don't listen to the people, so please come out!

Former ClubWWI interviewee Jesse Ventura did indeed come out at this point, carrying off the bald on top long ahir at the back style far better than Hogan does. Jesse said he wasn't dressed like a Governor, but dressed like pro wrestling. He said he was host, so what he said goes. He said he respected Orotn and liked his style. He reminded him of himself when he was a bit younger. But he is a Governor. But he's an independent and the Governor that stands for revolution in the US. And being that he's the Governor of Revolution, he's bringing something new to the WWE tonight. But that means that Orton doesn't get a title shot. There's been too many of the same people getting the title shots, so it's time to change that. It's not going to be Orton. Or Big Show. Or HHH. Or HBK. Or Chris Jericho. Well, there goes the main event roster in one fell swoop. JEsse says there will be a series of matches with people who have never been World Champion, and the winners go through to a "Breakthrough Battle Royal" and the winner of that will get the next shot at Cena. And those were Jesse's rules. Orton said Ventura was making a VERY big mistake. Jesse says he's done it before. You can't govern and not make mistakes. And here tonight, what he says goes, since he's hosting.

Venutra runs down what he has. Cena vs. Punk for the first time ever. Secondly, The Hart Dynasty will face DX for the first time ever, and then there's the Breakthrough Battle Royal people and that's the Bottom Line because JEsse says so. And the first match is NOW!

And Kofi Kingston makes his appearence as Orton leaves the ring! They pass by each other without incident though as we hit the break.

We come back with Kofi still alone in the ring as we send it back to last week and Kofi's continued one-upmanship over Orton in MSG.

Kofi gets a chant as we come back. And Kofi is facing...DOLPH ZIGGLER?!?!?

Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler
Cole explains the rules again, and notes that with RAW and Smackdown guys involved, if a RAW guy wins, he gets John Cena. If a Smackdown guy wins they get Undertaker at TLC. The crowd is behind Kofi as he gets the upperhand, but Dolph avoids a charge in the corner and takes control. Ziggler hits a nice overhead front slam for a 2 count. Mr. Ziggles puts on a chinlock, but when Kofi looks to fight out, he gets slammed down by his hair. Ziggler hits the series of elbows, trash taling before hitting the leaping one. However, he only picked up a 2 count. Dolph went to a chinlock and bodyscissors combo. Kofi begins to fight back with the doubel chop and dropkick. the leaping clothesline is next and Kofi hits the Boom Drop. Kofi looks to finish, but Ziggler ducks it. The ZigZag is blocked though as Kofi holds onto the ropes and Kingston hits Trouble In Paradise for the win!

WINNER & ADVANCING: Kofi Kingston

We go to Cole & Lawler who talk Thanksgiving as they say the Superstars have stuff they are thankful for. We send it to The Miz backstage and he has to be thankful for the love, respect and admiration we all give him for being the only RAW winner at Bragging Rights and leading his team to such a win last night. Nah wait, he's not thankful for any of it because he EXPECTS it. It's actually us who should be thankful becuase HE IS THE MIZ~! AND HE'S AWESOME!

Julian Casablancas - "11th Dimension"

Next "Breakthrough" match is next...

Sheamus vs. Finlay
NORTHERN IRELAND vs. REPUBLIC OF IRELAND again! Let's hope it lasts longer than a boot tonight. As Sheamus comes out, Lawler immediately pussies out of taking on Sheamus. Finlay gets the first shots in with some clubbing blows, and they immeidately leave the ring and spill over the announce desk. Back in the ring, Sheamus catches Finlay with a kick to the chest. He stomps away before picking up a 2 count. Finlay switches with Sheamus and gets more shots in, but the younger Irishman gets the upperhand again before he sends Finlay through the corner into the ringpost. Sheamus then hits the Crucifix Bomb for the win.

WINNER & ADVANCING: SHEAMUS

Cole thinks that Sheamus is the favourite. Sheamus goes to leave but turns round and pull Finlay out. He rams him into the steps and guardrail before bicycle kicking Finlay over it. He stands over his fallen prey.

Coming up later, DX vs. The Hart Dynasty and John Cena vs. CM Punk.

We come back to see Teddy Long with his Thanksgiving message. He's thankful for... VICKIE GUERRERO! Well, not her, but she does interrupt that Teddy and the fans should be thankful for Vinny Mac making her a connsultant. Eric Escobar says something. Vickie wants potatoes, and Teddy teases tipping them on her, but Escoabr cuts him off. She then seductively eats some.

Cole & Lawler pimp out Jesse Venutra's new "Conspiracy Theory" show. We cut backstage to Jesse as Randy Orton walks in. Jesse thought they just talked. Orton wanted in the Battle Royal. He claimed he was being conspired against. Jesse said knowing the place, he probably was being conspired against. However, his hands were tied befcause he made up the rules and said them already. Revolution means new. The only guys who can get a shot are guys who haven't had one. He likes Orton! He likes how he reitres the old guys. When he retired, he stayed retired unlike SOME.

CM Punk vs. John Cena
Punk cut a promo before Cena came out saying he had a lot to be thankful for. Firts of all, he was Straight Edge. It made him different from everyone else. And if you've been lviing under a rock, it meant no drugs, pills or booze. Straight Edge Means I'm Better Than You. Thanksgiving's biggest vice is gluttony and he can imagine the crowd yumming it up, and they'll be shocked when they realise they ate too much, and then they'll reach for a pill or antacid, and then, when you feel better, you'll eat some more! BEcause you're fat and not as strong as he is. I'm imagining dirt sheet writers thinking THIS is a messager to Mickie James as well. Anyway I digress. Punk says that you can either be like him or their greedy selves. Tonight he faces John Cena, and he wants Johnny to know that he CAN see him. We hit the commericals.

We come back to Art Of Dying one more time with their Survivor Series theme. And then some Killswitch Engage as Punk's music finishes playing and John Cena comes out with music by, well, John Cena!Cena actually seems pretty popular tonight. The attractive ladies in the audience seem to think of as we see some bouncing tattybojangles. Punk throws his shirt at Cena. Cena picks it up, looks at it and then takes off his one to a cheer. Punk throws a kick but misses. They circle and Punk stalls in the ropes. They lock up and Punk grabs the headlock. Cena shoves off and there is a stalemate on the shoulderblock, although Punk hurts. Punk aims kicks at the thigh of Cena and then stomps away in the corner. In another, he drives a shoulder in another. A whip is reversed and Cena hits the bulldog for a 2 count. Cena takes Punk into the corner and whips him across. He looks for the STF, but Punk scrambles out of the ring as we hit the ads.

The Rapture - "Whoo! Alright, Yeah... Uh Huh"

We return with Cena locked in a headscissors on the mat. During the break, Cena looked to finish, but CPunk countered and snapped Cena off the top rope before hitting the springboard clothesline. Cena powers out and has Punk in the Electric Chair, which Cena hits. However, it's Punk that rallies first and hits a clothesline for a 2 count. Punk stomped on Cena in the corner before whipping him across the corners hard. Punk with a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Punk hits some Danielson-like elbows to Cena's shoulder and chest for a 2 count. Cena stops himself off a whip in the corner and explodes with with his offence. ProtoBomb leads to the Five Knuckle Shuffle, and Punk can't see Cena after all. Cena looks for the Attitude Adjustment, but Punk countered. However the GTS is countered as well and Cena locks in the STF! Punk tired to fight for the bottom rope, and he makes it, focring the break.

Cena runs into a roundhouse kick, clocking him cold, but it only gets a 2 count. Punk with knees to the chest before a whip into the corner. He hits the high knee, but the bulldog is shoved off. However, Cena is also down. He's first to stir and he looks to head up. He indeed goes up and hits the leg drop to back of Punk's head for 2. Cena readies himself to finish, but is countered againand hit with a jumping heel kick for a close 2 count. Punk goes for a splahs in the corner, but Cena ducks down and then grabs Punk, goes to the second rope and hits the Attitude Adjustment from there for the win.

WINNER: JOHN CENA

Really good match. Just watch the people complain it was given away for free. As Cena leaves, we go to Cole & Lawler again as they explain for those people who forgot that this show was three hours long, by sending it back to the opening as we see Jesse explain how the night is working. We come back as Cole reminds us that it could be for the WWE Title as well, should Smackdown win.

We cut backstage to see Jesse again as Vince McMahon walks in. He knows why Jesse wanted to see him, but no, he's not wrestling Jesse. Jesse is offended by the idea. When Jesse was a wrestler, Vince was an announcer. He wanted to hit vince where it hurt. Vince thought he wanted Vince on his show, and Jesse thought there'd likely be many conspiricies in this place. Vince thinks it's because Vince is/was a billionaire. But Jesse notes that his budget in Minnesota was 32 billion. Jesse said he wanted to see Vince because he wanted to take Vince back to when his father ran the company. Vince's father didn't believe in Vince. He didn't get to book matches or have any power. He made Vince an announcer! So tonight, the pair of them would go back on the mic again! Just like SNME! Not to announce a match. Just talking! But don't run off Vince! Jesse's in charge. Here's Vince's new tux. They were going back to what Vince Sr knew Vince Jr. could do. Jesse also handed him a bright red bowtie. Ok. This is surely going to be great!

You know, in that Band Hero TV spot, I knew that was Taylor Swift and Travis Barker, but I've only just realised the guitarists are River Cuomo and Pete Wentz! Wacky...

We come back to RAW to be told the army gets free tickets.

Up next is a six-man tag for the Breakthrough Battle Royal.

Jack Swagger, Chavo Guerrero & Chris Masters vs. R-Truth, MVP & Mark Henry
Call me crazy, but I think Swagger is screwed. Swagger and MVP start off, and Swagger gets the reverse waistlock. MVP fights out, and leapfrogs over before hitting a hiptoss and clothesline for a near fall. Swagger takes him into his team's corner. Chavo comes in, but he catches the double axe handle and hits an overhead throw. Masters blind tagged though and he worked over MVP. Chavo tagged back in and he clubbed away. Masters tagged back in and hit a scoop slam before locking on a chin & arm lock. MVP was up quick and he reversed a whip. Masters ran into a clothesline and MVP tagged in R-Truth. He punched at Masters before floating over the corner charge and hitting a dropkick for a 2 count that Chavo broke. The match broke down with all six men involved. Henry picked Chavo up and pressed him onto Swagger on the outside. Meanwhile, truth hit the spinning elbow for the three count.

WINNERS & ADVANCING: R-TRUTH, MVP & MARK HENRY

They all go through to the Battle Royal later, but it's still every man for themselves.

We cut backstage to see DX. HHH is annoyed and HBK is comically remorseful. HBK apologises for the kick, and thought HHH was gonna Pedigree him first. HHH admitted he was going to, but got kicked three times. HBK claimed it was his dodgy eye and he was aiming for Cena. They hear someone coughing and it's a midget lawyer. They're being sued! Hornswaggle is suing them! There will be a little people's court next Monday. They then make short jokes. By the way, MINI-ME, VERNE TROYNER will be the hhost next week, so it's all apropos...

Fun Lovin' Criminals - "Korean Bodega"

Breakthrough qualifier time...

Evan Bourne vs. Primo
Well, it SHOULD be Primo, but as Primo comes out, Orton runs out and BEATS THE S**T out of Primo, knocking him off the stage and working him on the floor. Orton goes to the ring and claims he's in the match now. Jesse appears on the TitanTron. He wanted to direct something to Orton. He had been on Jesse's case all damn night. And you know, rules were made to be broken, so he was going to break his own rule just for him. If he beats Evan, he gets in the Battle Royal and can fight for a shot.

Evan Bourne vs. Randy Orton!
Orton goes to work on broune early, picking up 2 counts, but Evan uses his speed to come back, hitting the knees off the top for a close 2 count. Evan springs off the ropes, but is caught with a powerslam. Orton hits the RKO and it's academic.

WINNER & ADVANCING: RANDY ORTON

Well, maybe tonight won't be so new... Cole & Lawler send it to a video looking at Vince & Jesse's on-screen partnership over the years. Pretty much all comedy bits.

We cut backstage as we have the "first ever" "Mayflower Melee" with at least Mickie James, Kelly Kelly and Melina next...

We're back as WWE.com looks at the biggest turkeys in WWE hsitory, but we see Taker's picture and hear Taker's music. THERE'S A MESSAGE THERE~!

Cole, apropos of nothing, sends it to the premiere of "The Marine 2" with Ted DiBiase. They claim it's inspired by a true story. Riiiiiiiiiiight... It all about a foreign hotel that gets stormed. Looks like your typical nuts and bolts action film. We see Ted & Cody and Cole says they're facing Cryme Tyme later on for the Battle Royal.

The Pilgrims (Michelle McCool, Layla & Jillian Hall) vs. The Indians (Melina, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly) in a "Mayflower Melee" match
The heels come out to folk music. Michelle gets a mic and sarcastically says she gets it. It's Thanksgiving and they're dressed like this. They've done some dumb things in the company but...

Justin Roberts announces the special guest timekepper...THE GOBBELDY GOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They send it to the commercials.

We come back and Gooker is still milking it for all it's worth as we see the heels all standing there entirely unhappy. Cole sends it back ot the Gooker's hatching with Mean Gene. RD Reynolds at Wrestlecrap.com probably just crapped himself in excitement.

The babyfaces come out and they come out to TATANKA'S music! Funny stuff. Mickie makes a bee-line for Michelle but is held back. Gooker takes 2 goes to ring the bell properly. Melina and Jillian start off, but Hall fights Melina off in the corner and hairmares Melina down. Jillian hit a back elbow before whipping Melina across the corner. The handsrping elbow is countered and Melina slams Jillian down. Layla pulls at Melina's hair, but the distraction allows Jillian to hit a clothesline for 2. Michelle and Layla get fed up and bail, allowing Melina to trip Jillian up and get the pin.

WINNERS: THE INDIANS

Mickie & Kelly never went in. Neither did Layla or Michelle. After the match, Lawler gets in the ring with Melina (but Mickie & Kelly leave), as the Gooker gets in the ring as well. Melina starts with the platitiudes when THE GOOKER ATTACKS! And it's MARYSE!!! I thought she was due back about now! Maryse strips out of the Gooker suit (but could do with getting it done quicker) before dumping it on Melina before posing as she is well known for doing. By the way, Jerry Lawler stood there and did nothing. We saw a replay where we saw Maryse took the head and slammed Melina with it. I suppose I could joke that the Gooker had a nice pair of breasts...

Up next, DX vs. The Hart Dynasty. Thusly...

Brand New - "Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades"

DX vs. The Hart Dynasty

DX come out first, and everything SEEMS fine. Let's see if that last, but given they have an angle next week already announced, I'm thinking it'll be fine at the end. Kidd and HBK start things off, but Tyson gets the upperhand before DH Smith comes in. Smith hits a backbreaker for a 2 count. Kid tags back in and hits a kick for another 2 count. He locks in a chinlock, with a bridge for leverage. HBK starts to fight out of it but Kidd lands a kick to the head and scores a 2 count. DH Smith comes back in and he hits a dleays suplex for another deuce.

THE REAL CANADIAN BULLDOG~! put on a chinlock, but HBK got back up and punched his way out. Smith looked for a powerslam, but HBK countered and they bonked heads. HHH and Tyson looked for a tag and they both recieved. HHH hit the high knee after Kidd ducked a couple of shots. He then hit the facebusterr off the knee. AA Spinebusters for both opponents. Kidd cut off the Pedigree on Smith and DH booted HHH down. The Hart Attack was cut off by HBK with a superkick to Smith and HHH hit Tyson with the Pedigree for the win.

WINNERS: DX

HHH helped HBK back up as we saw a replay. As the pair celebrated, Chris Jericho came out to the stage. Jericho said that at TLC DX would be facing JeriShow for the tag titles, and while Big Show is on vacation...

HHH cut Jericho off, and he said they knew about the match, and they knew the truth. Big Show is over at the chocolate factory and they can't get the fat guy out the door! Jericho was pissed they were joking. HBK said it is serious. One thing Jesse didn't mention to Jericho is that at the next PPV, there would be table matches, ladder matches and chair matches. But JeriShow vs. DX would be a full TLC match! They were about to tell Jericho to Suck It, but Jericho yelled them out. He said he was the best in thw world and JeriShow were the most dominant team of this generation or any other. It wasn't about DX's jokes, but about the tag titles. DX had neverr actually ever been tag champions, but after TLC, that would still be the case and they could go back to hawking their merchendise for the fans while Jericho and Big Show would still be champions. As long as Jericho had the titles, DX NEVER WILL.

We saw Batista was walking the halls to comment on last night's Mysterio murder.

By the way, JG just posted this on the forums:

We come back to see CHOCOLATE~! And then REY MYSTERIO'S MUSIC?!?!? Aah, it's a heel dick move as it's actually Batista. He said that Rey would be spending Thanksgiving from a hospital bed. Since his "buddy" cost him the title at Bragging Rights, he could have snapped him in half there and then, and while he showed how angry he was, he gave Rey the chance to walk away, but he didn't and instead chose to embarrass Dave, so last night, he chose to powerbomb Rey until the EMT's had to scrape up the remains. So he's hear tonight to put everyone on notice by saying that someone from RAW had better win the Battle Royal, because if it's someone from Smackdown, he'll hit the ring and kill them. He called out undertaker, demanding a title shot.

However, at that point, KANE came out to the ring. But why? He wanted to knwo what exactly disresepcting Batista? Does interupting Batista's empty threats count? Kane hoped so, because he wanted to see what Dave would do about it. PLEASE! Make an example of Kane. Batista dropped the mic, but smirked and backed off. As Batista walked up the ramp, Kane set off his pyro.

Interpol - "Obstacle 1"

We're back for the final qualifier for the Battle Royal.

Cryme Tyme vs. Legacy
Cryme Tyem come out first, but me thinks they have no chance. That said, the Battle Royal is almost entirely RAW filled... JTG & Cody start off and JTG hits the facebuster out the corner right away for a 2 count. Cody bails and runs around, allowing himself to tag Ted in. The (new) Marine works JTG over before Cody comes back in. He hits a front suplex/slam before bringing Ted back in. He downs JTG for a 2 count. Cody comes back in with a dropkick for another 2 count. Top keylock. JTG fights out and ge tags Shad as Ted also comes in. Shad gets to work and hits an atomic drop and shoulderblock. Ted telegraphs a backdrop, but Shad catches a crossbody and hits a powerbomb that Cody has to break the pin on. JTG downs Cody. Cody dumped JTG. Shad dumps Cody out, but Ted catches him with Dreamstreet for the win.

WINNERS & ADVANCING: LEGACY

So Orton gets his buddies in the Battle Royal. Out line up is Legacy, Kofi, Sheamus, MVP, Mark Henry & Smackdown's R-Truth. And Vince & Jesse are calling the action. And apparently the contract will be signed after the match! And it's next!

We come back, and it's announced that Teddy Long has made Batista vs. Kane on Smackdown this week. I probably won't be doing that one. Who knows if I'll get to see it.

Gail Kim begins to be thankful, but Alciia interrupts and is thankful for not being embarrassed by being pinned first for her team last night. They threaten each other with pies, but Santino comes in to say they shouldn't fight. They should be cooking for their husbands and boyfriends. He said he would like to see the WWE Divas unite in a kitchen and prepare him a great meal. This leads to Gail and Alicia to pie him. The Bellas come in and they pie him as well when he's sexist to them. Eve begins to wipe him down, and she pies hims as well when he says she had the honour of wiping his face. Vickie Guerrero goes to pie him from behind, but he throws his hands up and pies her!

J-Ro introduces the announcers for the main event. Jesse is out first and he picks up a mic and said he's in charge and he thought it'd be great to turn the clock back and he was on the broadcast team of what was the World Wrestling Federation, so he's bringing back his partner to where he belongs. Vince looks like a tool, as you'd expect, although really, given some of the suits he has actually worn recently, in indeed earlier tonight, they should have gone all out here.

Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Sheamus vs. MVP vs. Mark Henry vs. R-Truth in a "Breakthrough Battle Royal" match for a Title shot at their brand's champion at TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs

Kofi came out just before the commercials. We returned as everyone else is in the ring other than Orton. We see Jesse & Vince at ringside as they banter on the mic. Orton comes out to round out our field and the four babyfaces stand across from the four heels. Legacy gang up on Kofi to start, but MVP & Henry help their brother form another mother out. Sheamus is keeping quiet. Orton is shown on the outside, but he ducked out and not over the top, not expending energy like last night. MVP & Henry work over their tag partner from Earlier, R-Truth. MVP nearly gets Truth out when Henry leaves to work over Ted. Sheamus is still standing back. MVP works over Cody in the corner as Kofi & Truth tussle. Henry squashes Ted into Cody in the corner. Truth tried to lever Ted out as he tired to get MVP out. Sheamus finally does something and tosses Truth out.

Orton zooms in the ring as Kofi recovers and works him in the corner. MVP & Henry work Legacy and Kofi punches on Orton in the corner. Sheamus again picks a spot and tosses MVP. Henry stands up for his buddy and he looks to dump Sheamus out, but LEgacy help Sheamus out. However, Henry dumped LEgacy out at the same time. But from behind, Sheamus dumps Henry out.

We're down to Kofi, Randy & Sheamus. Vince is resigned to having booked Randy in the title match. Kofi works over Randy with a double axe handle and punches. However, Orton comes back and Sheamus again strikes, but Orton catches him with his backbreaker. Kofi hits Orotn with a dropkick. Kofi mounted in the corner, but Kofi skinned the cat and headscissors ORTON OUT!!!

We're down to Sheamus and Kofi, but Sheamus immeidately clothesline's Kofi out as Kofi trash talks Orotn!

WINNER & No. 1 CONTENDER: SHEAMUS!!!!!!!

It's Sheamus vs. John Cena at Tables, Ladders & Chairs!

Jesse says he's now going to officiate the contract signing, but it is actually going to be after the break...

They confirm that next week it's Verne Troyer who is hosting next week when they're in Baltimore, so I guess this is the show Stacy Keibler wanted to do.

We see the ring is set up for a signing. Former CLubWWI guest Jesse Venutra thanks the crowd for tonight. He announces Sheamus as the winner of the Battle Royal. He puts Sheamus over big before DEMANDING John Cena's presence. Cole notes the match happens at the PPV. Cena indeed comes out and takes a seat. Ventura says that Cena will sign a contract to face Sheamus as they dim the lights and focus on the ring. Sheamus picks up his mic and he demanded, as contender, that Cena stand up and face him. Cena wonders how many times he's heard "I'm no. 1 contender" before. Usually it's a future Hall of Famer like HHH, Orotn or HHH. And now Sheamus is before him demanding to be taken seriously. He booted an announcer and took out someone half his size. Whose next? Cole? A cameraman? For the last 8 years he's hung in there with the best there has been and he stand now as champion. Not because he got lucky or preyed on the weak, but because he earned it and everyone in the arena and at home know it's his life, passiona nd all he had. If Sheamus wanted serious, he's got serious. He's gone toe to toe with the meanest and toughest and everyone has been comprimised. He told Sheamus to look at the title. Because soon he'd know what it means. He was about to go to war with Cena and he better be ready to make a statement.

Sheamus said he retire's people because he can. He beats on legends because he can, but it wouldn't compare to what he would do to Cena. Ventura got between both men, who were shaking in pent up anger. Cena took his shirt off and tossed it as Sheamus signed. Cena then signed as well. The men went face to face as Ventura made it official. But he had something else. He said he thought there was a conspiracy going on to keep Cena champion. He had the look, had what it takes and was the perfect little poster boy. Ventura didn't get a title shot because he was a rebel. They didn't want that as a champion (someone call Stone Cold). Ventura never got a shot at the title! Cena went to approach Ventura, but Sheamus booted Cena down. He tossed Cena through the corner into the ringpost and then he hit a powerslam through the table. Ventura then announced that it would be a Tables match for the title! Sheamus put his foot on Cena's chest as we saw a replay of the attack. We cut back to see him holding the title aloft over Cena as the show ended.

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