JG's Insanity: The Wrestling World Reacts To CM Punk's WWE Title Win

Just another show? Think again. CM Punk's epic win last night and departure from WWE with their World Title in hand was history. Now, the morning after, wrestling's most well known names react. Via Twitter, Facebook, Blog, or whatever else the kids use nowadays, everyone made their opinions known. Like who? Like...

Iron Sheik: CM Fuch is intelligent jew champin fuch worse than a Hulk Jackson mutha fucher macaroni salad son bitch!

Matt Hardy: I've made a huge mistake

Vince Russo: Whatever. I proposed the same angle to WCW. Only instead of a title, it was an enema on a pole and instead of CM Punk, it was Tank Abbot in an Easter Bunny Suit.

Sin Cara: Anyone know where I can score some crank?

Tom Zenk: Hey...what the hell ever happened to me?

Randy Orton: What a positive night! Great emotion and energy all around by the entire roster. Congrats to everyone - except Kelly Kelly because she's a gigantic slut.

The Rock (11pm Sunday): What does the Rock think of CM Punk winning and his stupid t-shirt? The Rock wipes a monkey's anus with CM Punk's T-Shirt!

The Rock (8am Monday): Well, after a long night in county lockup, it's official. The Rock is no longer welcome at the San Diego Zoo.

Jessie Neal: YAY! CM Punk Wins! Also I got foodstamps! Hooray for foodstamps! Hooray for me! Wait. I never said foodstamps! Shut up! Don't believe anything you read! WHERE IS THE DAMN DELETE BUTTON!

Hulk Hogan: My only regret is that this angle didn't take place in TNA because then I could have given the ending away during an interview with some video game site.

Ric Flair: @CMPunk Hey. Can you do me a huge favor and mail your belt to Highspots? I'll pay you back. I swear.

Undertaker: I don't type my thoughts on no fancy computer. In my day, we used quills and parchment and we liked it!

Dixie Carter: @ CMPunk Please come to TNA. RT if you agree! #beggingisawesome

Edge: I'm the real Straight Edge! Hahahaha! Ah, that shit never gets old.

John Cena: Settle a bet for me, Chicago. When I came out, were you chanting "boo-urns?"

Triple H (11:20pm Sunday): Hunter should be champion. CM Punk sucks. Where is Hunter?!

Triple H (11:22pm Sunday): Oh crap. I meant to log into my fake account. Please disregard the last message. My Twitter got hacked. That's it. Hacked.

Kurt Angle: I too have made a huge mistake.

Jeff Jarrett: "I like big butts and I cannot lie. These other brothers can't deny" - Ghandi

Jeff Hardy: CM Punk huh? I aguiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihlkjjjjk...................Oh shit. I just had a seizure on the keyboard. I better call the dochsnIDOgggggggggggggggggfnhhhhhhhhihhhhhhhhhdf2390u

Eric Bischoff: So the 10% liked the PPV. 10% of fans use the Internet but 5% of 15% are only 4% of like 100 people. So, if you add up all those fans and divide it by 7 then you should be confused enough to just accept whatever I'm saying as fact and like our show. Please.

George Steele: I HATE OBAMA!!!!!!!

Jim Neidhart: Glad I caught this show. I watched it on my neighbor's TV after I ripped her backdoor off and smashed her windows.

Zack Ryder: I missed the show. Truth is - I don't even work for WWE. I just make Youtube videos and convinced the Internet that I'm still there. Ha! Wrestler Working Young Kids' Ignorance - WWYKI