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JG's Insanity: Vinnie Gaga - "Bored That Way"
4th of July...Mr. McMahon's Cottage...
Triple H: So they can say cock again?
Like as in a chicken?
Vince McMahon: Yes.
They can say anything.
Hunter: But they can say cock?
Vince: Yes.
Like I said, we're easing up on the content restrictions.
They can say anything.
Hunter: But specifically, they can say cock?
Vince:
Yes.
I just told you.
Hunter: Say it.
Say the words.
Vince: Uh...yes.
They can say cock.
Hunter: Haha.
You said cock.
Vince: Like I told you, they can say anything.
Hunter: Wow.
So the wrestlers can say whatever they want again.
Vince: Oh no.
We can't say wrestlers.
Everything else is okay.
Hunter: Oh.
So sports entertainmenters can say whatever they want again.
They can call fans homos and stuff.
Vince: Oh no.
That you can't say either.
Hunter: I'm so confused.
Vince: Here.
Let's sing about it.
My wife told me that she would run
Vince:
Just sing the song!
Hunter: Just kidding!
No I'm not, you douche...
I don't speak Spanish
Pause.
Music stops.
Hunter: Hey. Can we sing my old theme song again instead?
Remember that one?
"The march that suits McMahon...give us the show, we'll give ya nuthin..."
Vince: What?!
NO!
Hunter: Come on. That was the shit... Hey! I can say shit too, right?
Vince: Damnit!
You ruin every spontaneous song we burst into!
Hunter: Weh'wehw'eh'eh...Ha...give me a hit with that Triple H....we'hehehehehe...ya, you let the music keep playing Mr. Dumshhhhhhhhh.....OUR TIME, YOU WANT TR-U-BBLE!
Vince: SHUT UP AND GO HOME!
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