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By James Guttman Jul 5, 2011 - 10:15 AM print


4th of July...Mr. McMahon's Cottage...

Triple H: So they can say cock again? Like as in a chicken?

Vince McMahon: Yes. They can say anything.

Hunter: But they can say cock?

Vince: Yes. Like I said, we're easing up on the content restrictions. They can say anything.

Hunter: But specifically, they can say cock?

Vince: Yes. I just told you.

Hunter: Say it. Say the words.

Vince: Uh...yes. They can say cock.

Hunter: Haha. You said cock.

Vince: Like I told you, they can say anything.

Hunter: Wow. So the wrestlers can say whatever they want again.

Vince: Oh no. We can't say wrestlers. Everything else is okay.

Hunter: Oh. So sports entertainmenters can say whatever they want again. They can call fans homos and stuff.

Vince: Oh no. That you can't say either.

Hunter: I'm so confused.

Vince: Here. Let's sing about it.

Yikes


It doesn't matter if you fell asleep at 10,
Just listen to capital V-K-M
We know you're fed up,
'cause you were bored that way, baby

My wife told me that she would run
But sanitize your superstars

Then Daniel Bryan used a necktie on
Justin Roberts like Benoit,

There's nothin wrong if he does it now
Cause Blumenthal's in office, babe

So hold your horses world, you'll get Rock in March,
Listen to me when I say...


The kids are tired of Rey
and won't watch TNA,
Take your PG back, baby
Fans were bored that way

Take ratings any way we can get
Maybe blow up the set
Anything but Zack Iced-Tay
Fans was bored that way

Fans don't want no other way
Baby they were bored that way
Baby they were bored that way
Ooo they can curse again today
Baby they were bored that way
Send Sin Cara back baby
Fans are bored that way

Hunter: Don't push the Punk - just push the Game
Don't push the Punk - just push the Game
Don't push the Punk - just push the Game
Don't be...

Vince: Just sing the song!

Hunter: Spit water at the audience
And push your friends
Put Lighting Kid over R-Truth

Vince: Please shut up, I can't hear no more!

Hunter: Just kidding!   No I'm not, you douche...

Vince: Saying bad words is not a sin
Believe capital VKM
Even let Alberto curse in his native tongue...
Uh...Gordita, Charo, Shaka Kahn...

I don't speak Spanish

Now everyone's free to say
Anything except "gay"
Austin's sorta back maybe
Fans were bored that way

Don't have a single regret
I'm even hugging Bret
HLA is back baby
Fans were bored that way

Ooo lots more of flashing Mae
Baby fans were bored that way
Baby fans were bored that way
Ooo think of all the poop we'll spray
From trucks with hoses on Monday -
Praise Vinne Mac baby
You were bored that way

Hunter: Don't push the Punk, just push the Game...

Pause. Music stops.

Hunter: Hey. Can we sing my old theme song again instead? Remember that one? "The march that suits McMahon...give us the show, we'll give ya nuthin..."

Vince: What?! NO!

Hunter: Come on. That was the shit...  Hey!  I can say shit too, right?

Vince: Damnit! You ruin every spontaneous song we burst into!

Hunter: Weh'wehw'eh'eh...Ha...give me a hit with that Triple H....we'hehehehehe...ya, you let the music keep playing Mr. Dumshhhhhhhhh.....OUR TIME, YOU WANT TR-U-BBLE!

Vince: SHUT UP AND GO HOME!

 




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