- Kurt Angle was arrested for DWI again last week. This must be what he meant when he referred to his "Three I's" in WWE. The guy was psychic. It's true. It's damn true.

- Also, Kurt recently took to Twitter and complained about being ranked #34 on WWE's Top Superstars of All Time List. Later, he apologized and said he was honored to be on the list. Later, he logged back on and said he wanted to be ranked #24. Then 20. Then he came back on later and said he was a magic leprechaun granting wishes. A short while later, he came back and only spoke Chinese. Then a few hours later, he said he was a nine year old boy from Louisiana named Trevor and wanted a golden apple for Christmas. An hour after that, he Tweeted the lyrics to "Bust a Move." Then he said he was taking a nap. Finally, the next day he came back to Twitter and complained about being ranked #34 on WWE's Top Superstars of All Time List.

- Matt Hardy didn't kill himself last week. In a related story, neither did anyone else who lived through the week. Yes. Matt now gets headlines for doing the same thing as everyone else on the planet.

- Matt's brother, Jeff Hardy, returned to TNA at their tapings and apologized for his past actions. Jeff said he wanted another chance and promised not to repeat his past mistakes. That's all behind him. As he later explained, he has many new mistakes lined up and he's very excited about making them.

- Gunshots were fired after a recent WWE house show. According to an eyewitness, "Cena won. We said what we'd do. Read the damn sign."

- I watched the Jersey Shore last night and there was a scene with J-Woww and Snooki eating dinner. All I could picture was going online and seeing the headline, " CLICK NOW: What former TNA Star was spotted eating dinner with a big name WWE WrestleMania star in Italy?"

- Hugh Jackman is coming to host Monday Night Raw. I will be pretty surprised if they don't have Santino Marella call him "Huge Jack-Man." A part of me thinks that might be the whole reason they asked him.

- Last night, it was revealed that Kevin Nash actually sent his sinister text message to himself. While it might not make sense that Nash would actually write something to himself, people who saw his WCW booking run know that most things he writes makes no sense.

- I hope Michael Cole referring to Sheamus as "The Great White" doesn't last long. Does anyone in the office realize how easy that would be to take out of context? Remember Al Snow's action figure with "severed head accessory"? Come on.

- In case you didn't see it, I had a Tweet of mine requoted on WWE.com last week. I'm not surprised. They owed me one after I filled in under the Sin Cara mask during a few house shows last month.

- The Bella Twins recently went to Twitter and unloaded their rage over a WWE website article that slammed the women's division of WWE. Yes. You read that correctly. The Bella Twins can read and write.

- Phil Collins was backstage at a recent Smackdown Show. Collins was excited about his return to wrestling. As we know, it's been almost two decades since he last stepped in the ring...

By the way...the ROH Death Before Dishonor iPPV is coming up on September 17th and I will be there. So will Matt Dawgs, Aaron Wood, and maybe even Canadian Bulldog. We'll have more in the next two weeks on it. But be sure to check out all the info here and pick up a ticket. If the wide-eyed wonderment of seeing our smiling faces there doesn't do it for you, the fact that it's an amazing card should.

All new interview lined up this week, check back for details. Thanks for sharing my Insanity!