Mike Rickard Epic Fail: Cock a doodle doo!
By Mike "Mr. Old School" Rickard
Aug 24, 2009 - 8:00 AM
Recently, I had the
pleasure of reading
Fiasco: A History of
Hollywood's Iconic Flops.
The book
reminded me that for every
Star Wars,
there's ten
Battle Beyond the Stars and
that no artist has a perfect track record (just look at
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and I'll rest my case).
In the spirit of kicking a man while he's
down, I've decided to take a look at some of wrestling's biggest flops of
late
Join me as I look at some of the
biggest misfires in the history of the squared circle.
Whether you call them
gimmicks or characters, wrestling fans have come to expect their wrestlers to
have something that sets them apart from the pack (besides talent).
While some traditionalists argue that
wrestlers never needed gimmicks or characters to get over, that's really not
true.
Wrestlers have used gimmicks or
played characters for decades.
Cowboys,
wildmen, the
All-American,
the dastardly foreign menace- all of these
archtypes have made it easier for promoters to book wrestlers by adding a
little razzle-dazzle to them.
That's why it's no
surprise that when Vince McMahon decided to highlight the show business aspect
of wrestling, his promotion was heavy on characters with wild gimmicks.
Once McMahon got the Rock and Wrestling Era
into full gear, wrestlers sported musical entrances, flashy costumes, and a
menagerie of bit players ranging from Damien the snake to Frankie the macaw.
At its best, a gimmick
can help a wrestler make the jump from star to superstar.
The Undertaker's gimmick helped wrestler Mark
Calloway go from "Mean" Mark Callous in WCW to the top of the pack in
the WWF.
Gimmicks (like managers) can
help guys get over who might not seem like star material on their own.
While
gimmicks can be a good (or even great) thing, they can also harm a career.
In one wrestler's case, a gimmick took what
looked to be a promising career and permanently damaged (some would argue
destroyed) it.
In this case, the
wrestler was Terry Taylor and the gimmick hardly needs any introduction.
It has become synonymous with bad booking and
how a lousy idea can stick with someone for the rest of their life.
Of course I'm talking about the gimmick known
as "The Red Rooster".
Born Paul W. Taylor
III, the man who would become better known to wrestling fans as Terry Taylor
got his start in the South.
Taylor's
good looks nearly saw him become one half of the innovative tag team the Fabulous
Ones but Steve Keirn would eventually earn the spot, forming the team with Stan
Lane.
Undaunted, Taylor continued
wrestling, attracting the attention of both fans and promoters alike with his
fluid ring-skill and good looks.
A
subsequent run in Bill Watts' Mid South Wrestling proved to the fans that
Taylor was more than just a pretty boy, cementing his popularity with male fans
who might have questioned his toughness.
Naturally, Taylor's
good looks didn't hurt him either.
Female fans flocked to see him, making him one of the more popular
wrestlers alongside other heartthrobs such as the Rock and Roll Express, the
Von Erichs, and Magnum T.A.
Taylor soon
found himself being profiled in wrestling magazines, a sign of his growing
popularity.
In the ring, he earned
various regional championships and became a viable contender for the NWA World
Heavyweight championship.
By 1987, Taylor was a
top star in Bill Watts' Universal Wrestling Federation (UWF), the successor to
Mid South Wrestling.
However when Jim
Crockett Promotions (JCP) bought out Watts' financially troubled UWF, Taylor
(along with most of the stars of the UWF) had the rug pulled out from under him
as the UWF stars became little more than jobbers for Crockett's wrestlers.
In Taylor's case, he was put into a
short-lived program where he was jobbed to Crockett's star Nikita Koloff.
Taylor's experience in UWF would be a
harbinger of his next trip to greener pastures.
In 1988, Taylor entered
the WWF with a reputation as a solid worker with an enthusiastic fan base, a
fan base eager to see how he would fare in the WWF.
Some fans were skeptical, believing that
Taylor would have trouble succeeding in a promotion that revolved around
pushing big muscular wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior as
opposed to technically proficient workers like Taylor.
Others pointed out that while the WWF favored
big men, it also recognized the need for good workers and that wrestlers such
as Ricky Steamboat and Ted DiBiase had shown there was room for success for
guys like Taylor.
One of the keys to
Taylor's future in the WWF would be the gimmick the WWF gave him.
By the time of Taylor's debut, everyone had a
gimmick, regardless of their reputation prior to entering the WWF.
This point was driven home when seven-time
NWA World Heavyweight Champion Harley Race entered the WWF as "King"
Harley Race.
Race's record-breaking
reign as NWA champion was ignored in favor of booking him in his new persona as
the arrogant king of wrestling.
While
some fans didn't care for the WWF's reliance on saddling everyone with a
gimmick, it was the way the company did business.
Taylor
had the skills to get the job done in the ring.
Now, his fans could only hope that their favorite would get a good
gimmick that he could use to springboard himself into the WWF spotlight and
then show the fans the skills that had served him so well thus far.
Sadly for Taylor, the
gimmick that could have done this ended up going to another man.
Legend has it Taylor was originally
considered for the role of "Mr. Perfect", a role which could have propelled
Taylor to the top of the federation (as it did for the man chosen to play
"Mr. Perfect"- Curt Hennig).
Instead,
Taylor was saddled with a gimmick known as the Red Rooster.
It would be a classic case of one person
getting the gold mine and the other getting the shaft.
As bad as the gimmick
sounded, it was even worse in practice.
Sporting
red hair spiked to look like a rooster, Taylor entered the ring in red tights strutting
around the ring like, well...a rooster! The gimmick itself was just so bad and
so was the way in which it was implemented.
Normally, having the top heel manager of the promotion (in this case
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan) guiding your career was a good thing.
Instead, Taylor was portrayed as having
Heenan take him under his wing (no pun intended) in order to show how Heenan
could manage anyone to the top.
From
there, things got even worse when Taylor entered the ring.
As if strutting around the ring like a rooster
wasn't bad enough, WWF announcers had fun with Taylor's looks and name during
matches.
For example, during a
Taylor/DiBiase match, Vince McMahon recalled famous chickens such as Chicken
Little and remarked on Taylor's smoothness in the ring as "poultry in
motion".
After DiBiase defeated
Taylor and stuffed a one hundred dollar bill in his mouth, Jesse "The
Body" speculated on how much chicken feed Taylor could buy.
Eventually, Taylor
parted ways with Heenan, turning babyface and wrestling on the undercard at
Wrestlemania V.
At this point, the WWF could have had Taylor
dump the "Red Rooster" persona (just as he had dumped Heenan as his
manager) and make a fresh start.
Instead, the WWF kept the gimmick on him and began jobbing Taylor out to
the company's heels.
Showing his
professionalism, Terry Taylor continued to put on good matches even though he
was doomed to count the lights by the end of the match.
In the end, the
"Red Rooster" gimmick devastated Taylor's career.
No matter how good Taylor looked in the ring
(and he could put on one hell of a match), the gimmick killed him.
He became the laughingstock of wrestling with
fans mocking him and wrestling magazines wondering how someone so talented
could sink so low.
Fans who had never
seen him before his entrance into the WWF wondered why his fans were so big on
him.
The fans who had supported Taylor's
career prior to his WWF days were shell-shocked.
How could such a talented wrestler end up as
the butt of so many jokes?
In a testament to
Taylor's ability as a wrestler, he actually managed to salvage his career when
he left the WWF for WCW in 1990.
Unfortunately for Taylor, WCW (which was doing its best to be a poor
man's version of WWF) saddled him with lackluster gimmicks such as Terrance Taylor
and "The Taylor Made Man", hardly the way to rebuild his reputation
after the "Red Rooster" debacle.
A talented wrestler,
Taylor would never have trouble finding work but he would have trouble finding
main event success.
His career never
rebounded from the Red Rooster gimmick.
Fortunately for Taylor, his reputation in the ring saw him find work backstage
as a booker and agent and recently, as head of talent relations in TNA.
To this day, fans still wonder how Terry
Taylor's career would have gone had he played "Mr. Perfect" (or just
about anything but "The Red Rooster").
Instead, they can't help but equate "Red
Rooster" with epic fail in the gimmick department.
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