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Mike Rickard Looks at "Ric Flair Finance"
By Mike Rickard II
Sep 14, 2007 - 2:25 PM
Like most wrestling fans, I
feel the financial pinch from time to time whether it’s buying tickets to
Wrestlemania, keeping up with WWE PPV’s,
or buying championship belts from down and out wrestlers on eBay.
We all know that being a fan of professional
wrestling can be costly but how do you go to the bank and apply for a loan so
you can arrange for a private wrestling session with April Hunter?
Fans no longer need worry about the
embarrassment or aggravation of dealing with overly inquisitive lenders now
that one of wrestling’s biggest spendthrifts has cash available for the asking.
Yes, none other than “Nature Boy” Ric Flair
is now offering loans through his newly formed Ric Flair Finance (RFF) .
According to the information stated on
the web page, Flair’s new company promises to help borrowers avoid the hassle
of dealing with federally insured banks by linking them to financiers from “Slick
Ric’s” approved network of lenders.
I checked out the 16 time World Champion’s
web site, eager to see what the leader of the Four Horsemen, mentor to Triple
H, and purchaser of $16,000 bath robes had to offer.
I was immediately impressed with the home
page’s impressive layout and the strong corporate image portrayed by Flair on
the main page.
With Flair adorned in one
of his finest ring robes, I couldn’t help but wonder how long before Ric Flair
Finance is mentioned in the same breath as Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs.
Flair’s stately image projects the
extravagant lifestyle fans remember from the heyday of the Four Horsemen
perfectly via the slogan
"Forget
the rest. Just work with the best! Wooooo”.
Combining the
financial wizardry of J.P. Morgan and James J. Dillon, Flair’s company offers a
“Figure Four Process” designed to make asking for money as easy as carrying a
broom (or Hulk Hogan) to a five star match.
As eloquently stated on the web page, “With Ric Flair in your corner,
you’re bound to win.
Woooo!”
It’s good to see
Flair giving back to the fans that have supported him throughout the years by
sharing his secrets of how to get cash fast when you need it desperately.
Given Flair’s intimate familiarity with the
difficulties of costly divorces, lavish spending, and I.R.S. bills, you can be
sure that Flair’s network of lenders have dealt with just about every financial
situation imaginable.
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