Mike Rickard Reviews "The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior"
By Mike "Mr. Old School" Rickard
Oct 5, 2009 - 8:00 AM
LUKEWARM BURIAL AND BIOGRAPHY OF ULTIMATE WARRIOR
"I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
".
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Julius Caesar Act Three Scene II
Without a doubt, the Ultimate Warrior is one of
the most unusual individuals in professional wrestling (and if you’ve
followed the sport for as long as I have, you know that’s a pretty big
statement to make). He skyrocketed to superstardom during the mid
1980’s and after vanishing from the sport in 1992, his bizarre beliefs
and behavior became unmistakably clear after brief reappearances in
both the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) and World Championship
Wrestling (WCW). Even more imbecilic were his out of ring appearances
which were so senseless as to be laughable. While the Ultimate
Warrior’s in-ring success is unquestionable, his personal life and
behavior have overshadowed his career to the point where his name
evokes the same response you get from mentioning the lady with 2,000
cats living in her home, the guy pushing a string of shopping carts
through the poorer section of town, or Teddy Hart.
For many fans, the Ultimate Warrior was the epitome of Vince
McMahon’s vision of sports entertainment, the evolution of Hulkamania.
The Warrior had the look of a Greek god, the ability to pump up fans,
and just enough wrestling skills to put on a brief match without anyone
getting killed. His matches were short and as Jim Ross points out,
there wasn’t much between bell to bell. As history has shown though,
promoters can make a lot of money using guys who can’t wrestle and the
Warrior was the perfect example of how to do this successfully.

Jim Hellwig, the man who would
become the Ultimate Warrior started his career working with Steve
Borden (later known as Sting) in California as part of a group known as
Power Team USA.. At the time, wrestlers like Hulk Hogan and the Road
Warriors created a demand for body builders to look at careers in
wrestling even if they had limited or non-existent wrestling
backgrounds. There was no question that Hellwig and Borden had
incredible physiques nor was there any question as to how limited their
in-ring skills were. Their incredible look meant that promoters were
willing to give them time to develop their in-ring skills and they next
showed up in Memphis’ Championship Wrestling Association where they
wrestled as the Freedom Fighters. While their wrestling ability was
downright laughable, people such as Jerry Lawler knew he would see more
of them in the sport.
After a short stint in Memphis, Hellwig traveled with
Borden to Bill Watts’ Universal Wrestling Federation (UWF) where they
wrestled as the Blade Runners. Borden stayed in the UWF but Hellwig
left for World Class Championship Wrestling (WCCW) wrestling as the
Dingo Warrior and enjoying a fair share of success.
The ambitious Hellwig next traveled to the WWF where Vince
McMahon saw incredible potential in Hellwig (although the Dingo Warrior
name left much to be desired and was soon changed to the Ultimate
Warrior). The Warrior’s incredible physique and charisma opened the
door for tremendous success in the WWF despite a clearly limited
repertoire of in-ring skills. The WWF masked the Warrior’s lack of
wrestling ability by keeping his matches short and pairing him off with
quality opponents. As Jim Ross mentions in the show, the Warrior didn’t
have much to offer from “bell to bell” but the WWF made up for this by
giving him an exciting entrance and making him seem like an unstoppable
monster.
The formula was nothing new to wrestling (and it would prove
to be a big success when used to get Bill Goldberg over in the 90’s)
but it was perfect to turn the Ultimate Warrior into a superstar. He
soon won the Intercontinental Championship and feuded with Rick Rude
over it before heading into an epic confrontation with Hulk Hogan. The
two incredibly popular babyfaces met at Wrestlemania V in an
unprecedented (at least for Wrestlemania) babyface vs. babyface match
up where Hogan dropped the belt to the Warrior, passing the torch to
him in the process.

Without question, the Ultimate
Warrior was a big success in the WWF but just as quickly, his run in
the WWF ended when he threatened to walk away from the main event of
SummerSlam 1991 unless Vince McMahon paid him an unknown sum of money
(or at least that’s McMahon’s story). A less than thrilled McMahon
promptly fired the Warrior after SummerSlam only to bring him back the
next year at Wrestlemania VIII in 1992. He didn’t last the year before
walking out on the WWF again and after legally changing his name to
“The Warrior”, he remained out of wrestling until 1996 when the WWF was
battling for its life against World Championship Wrestling (WCW) and
Vince McMahon was willing to try anything to win the Monday Night War.
The Warrior’s returned at Wrestlemania XII and was gone by the
beginning of the summer after no-showing a series of house shows. He
surfaced in WCW for a brief run against Hollywood Hulk Hogan before
disappearing yet again.
In recent years, the Warrior has used his web page to spread
his life philosophy of destrucity, a sort of Zen and the Art of
Insanity. He occasionally gives speaking engagements which are
reportedly full of right-wing rhetoric and more of the Warrior’s
bizarre life philosophy. As evident by tirades launched on his web
page, there is no love lost between him and Vince McMahon, a fact made
abundantly clear when the Warrior refused to appear in the
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain video game and chose to instead appear in the
Showdown: Legends of Wrestling video game.
Over the past few months, there has been a lot of buzz about
the World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE) latest home video release
The
Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior.
Nostalgia is a powerful force and for many fans, the Ultimate Warrior
is someone they remember from their earliest days as a fan.
Undoubtedly, a good number of people were excited to hear that WWE Home
Video was going to produce a Warrior DVD, especially when they heard
that it would be a double disc set. As time passed, things became even
more interesting when fans heard that the Warrior refused to work with
the WWE on the project. Rumors took off that as a result; the WWE was
going to produce a less than glowing look at his career. When the title
of the DVD was released, fans had a pretty good idea what to expect of
the product and given Vince McMahon’s willingness to rewrite history to
his convenience, things were looking pretty bad for the Ultimate
Warrior.
With a title like the Self-Destruction of the Ultimate
Warrior and the level of friction between the Warrior and Vince
McMahon, there doesn’t seem to be any uncertainty as to how the video
will profile the Ultimate Warrior’s career. Fans will be surprised to
discover then that the DVD isn’t the total hatchet job that many people
have been expecting, While the production is clearly a negative
depiction of the Warrior’s career and standing (at least as far as the
WWE is concerned), it does offer more than a token representation of
people who value the Ultimate Warrior’s career. While there’s
definitely more brickbats than bouquets, the DVD reluctantly
acknowledges the Warrior’s accomplishments. Therein lies the problem
with
the Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior-
the DVD is as mercurial as its subject. The producers of the DVD don’t
know whether or not the DVD is supposed to be a hatchet job or a
(somewhat) balanced biography of the Ultimate Warrior’s career. At one
point the program seems to be a mean-spirited episode of WWE
Confidential and then it will go into a ten minute segment on why the
Warrior hailing from Parts Unknown was a stupid idea.
The focus on the negative wouldn’t be so bad if it was done
in a consistent manner. Perhaps the biggest problem with the DVD is
that a lot of the time when the Warrior is panned, it’s done in a
half-assed fashion. The aforementioned part where concept of a wrestler
hailing from “Parts Unknown” is mocked is unnecessary and
counter-productive. The reason being is that the Ultimate Warrior was
far from the only wrestler billed as being from Parts Unknown. It was
part of wrestling and making fun of it like making fun of someone from
the 1980’s in a white pastel suit when you yourself wore the same crazy
outfit. Another example is when the producers spotlight some of the off
the wall promos the Ultimate Warrior cut before matches. These could
probably be prima facie evidence in a hearing to institutionalize the
Warrior save for the fact that the producers shoot themselves in the
foot by next showing a series of promos in which the Warrior goes from
talking like the Incredible Hulk on acid to him sounding like Alistair
Cooke.
There’s no need to stretch for material like the Warrior’s
promos or his residence in Parts Unknown. The DVD presents plenty of
anecdotes from people like Sgt. Slaughter, Bobby Heenan, Vince McMahon
and Ted DiBiase as to what a real pain in the ass the guy could be to
work with. By focusing on the petty things, it underscores the
legitimate beef that Vince McMahon and his employees had working with
the guy and makes the WWE look petty and vindictive.
Nowhere is this more evident than when the program delves
into the Warrior’s matches with two deceased wrestlers. Not only does
Ted DiBiase badmouth the Warrior’s feud with Hercules Hernandez and the
lack of quality wrestling in their feud but he points out Hernandez’
ring skills. Even more astonishing are the comments made by Jim Ross
and others about how they believe Andre the Giant didn’t like him as if
there was any need to speculate what a long dead wrestler’s opinion on
the Warrior was. The producers obviously don’t know when to stop and it
hurts the production.
It’s really a shame because at times the video has some
remarkably candid comments from wrestlers on how they handled their
financial problems with Vince McMahon. Both Sgt. Slaughter and Hulk
Hogan mention their problems with the WWF when discussing the Warrior’s
pay gripe with Vince that led to him “holding up” McMahon prior to
SummerSlam. More of this and less of the cheap attacks would have made
this DVD more believable as a biography and not a character
assassination.
In fairness to the WWE they do present some pro-Warrior
comments. Mixed in with the abundance of anti-Warrior comments from
people like Bobby Heenan (“nobody liked him”) and Ric Flair (he
dismisses the Warrior as “a flash in the pan”) are moments of
admiration and praise. Some are half-hearted (the most credit that Ted
DiBiase will give the Warrior’s wrestling skills is that he “took
instruction well”) while others are quite enthusiastic. Wrestlers such
as Christian, Edge, and Chris Jericho share their respect of the
Warrior’s accomplishments (perhaps due to the fact that they grew up
watching him wrestle rather than actually work with him) and they’re
given a chance to express what made them enjoy the Warrior’s work.
In the end though it isn’t that the Warrior’s legacy is
ignored as much as it is downplayed. In the mind of Vince McMahon and
some of the Warrior’s contemporaries, the Warrior’s success was largely
due to the time and money invested in him by the WWF and it’s clearly
presented as such in this video. Hulk Hogan proposes that the Warrior
was given every opportunity and wrestled during one of the most
successful periods in the sport’s history (he also gets in his share of
digs at the Warrior including one comment where he says he knew the
Warrior couldn’t carry the torch after Wrestlemania VI because the
audience’s attention was on Hogan and not the Warrior).
For fans of the Ultimate Warrior, this is not a product
they’ll want to buy. The WWE’s efforts to bury the Warrior in its
biography might be overlooked if the DVD featured a lot of the
Warrior’s matches. The DVD is surprisingly short on matches so there’s
no real incentive for a fan of the Warrior to buy the product. There
are just five matches included on the DVD (one of them being a squash
match) and the extras are mostly stories further demeaning the Ultimate
Warrior (although Christian’s impersonation of the Ultimate Warrior is
good).
The DVD’s failings don’t mean that it isn’t worth watching.
For people who like the absurd this DVD provides plenty of material.
For people who like to see how far Vince McMahon will go to present his
side of the story, this is a textbook example of how warped Vince
McMahon’s thinking process can get. While describing the Warrior’s
second departure from the WWF, McMahon implies that the Warrior was
shown the door because the WWF had implemented a very strict drug
testing policy. Anyone even remotely familiar with the WWF’s drug
policy will get a laugh out of that statement.

Despite the DVD’s sheer
ridiculousness, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to buy this product.
It’s good for a few laughs but that’s the extent of it. There are
nowhere near enough matches included to make it worth buying for that
reason and the lack of matches and extras make it seem like it was
rushed into production. Rumor has it that there is a bonus disc of
material available at FYE but there’s no word on what the second disc
includes. Rent it for laughs but don’t waste your money on this DVD.
With the 3 disc Undertaker set released and the upcoming Bret Hart,
Jake Roberts, and Wrestlemania Anthology, you’ll need to save your
money for more worthwhile products.
MATCHES:
1. Ultimate Warrior vs. Terry Gibbs - Wrestling Challenge 10/24/87
2. Ultimate Warrior vs. WWF Intercontinental champion The Honky Tonk Man - Summerslam '88
3. WWF Champion Hulk Hogan vs. WWF Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior - Title-For-Title - Wrestlemania VI
4. WWF Champion The Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude - Steel Cage Match - Summerslam '90
5. Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage - Loser Must Retire - Wrestlemania VII
EXTRAS:
Jerry Lawler discusses wrestling the Ultimate Warrior in Memphis.
Warrior University
Christian impersonates the Ultimate Warrior.
Ted DiBiase tells a story about an autograph signing with the Ultimate Warrior.
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A
Sivi
Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony
B
Buff
Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan
C
Lance
Cade
Christian
John
Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette
Justin Credible
D
D-Ray
3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley
Hacksaw Jim
Duggan
Kenny Dykstra
E
Bobby
Eaton
Paul Ellering
Armando Estrada
F
Manny
Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk
G
Greg Gagne
Ronnie
Garvin
Jackie
Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera
H
Chalie
Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston
Mr. Hughes
I
The
Iron Sheik
Ivory
J
B.G.
James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan
K
Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff
Nikita Koloff
L
Bobby
Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke
M
Rodney
Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton
Trevor Murdoch
N
Kevin
Nash
Nidia
Nunzio
O
One
Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet
Outback Jack
P
Diamond
Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski
R
Harley
Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels
Lance Russell
S
Samoa
Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan
T
Dave Taylor
Sylvester
Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio
V
Greg
"The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff
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Y
David
Young
Mae Young
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Larry
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