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Rickard's Ramblings: So What if Vince Equals Ratings; Too Many Main Eventers; Kurt Angle vs. Queen Elizabeth; Why Jerome Is Still King; This Week’s Magnificent Bastard; Pictures from RAW
By Mike Rickard II
Aug 13, 2007 - 1:11 PM
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What
was more shocking, William Regal’s “injury” last week on RAW turning out
to be fake or the sun setting in the west?
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When
did Jeff Jarrett start going to Carlito’s barber?
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Does
Panda Energy own a glass and thumbtack surplus store?
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When
did Kevin Nash get his therapist’s degree from
Parts
Unknown
University?
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Wouldn’t
it be great if William Regal brought
Eugene
in as his Executive Assistant?
VINCE EQUALS RATINGS:
As smart as smarks make themselves out to be, they’re often the last ones
to catch on to what the marks have known all along.
In this case it couldn’t be more obvious than
the host of people proclaiming “Vince equals ratings” and acting as if the fact
that they’re saying it suddenly validates what casual fans have known for
years.
The Mr. McMahon character has been a consistent ratings draw
ever since Vinnie Mac stepped out of the announcer’s booth and into the
ring.
People are fascinated by his
character’s larger than life antics and can’t get enough of him getting his
comeuppance. And despite some writers’ disdain for McMahon and what he’s done
to wrestling (or what they think he’s done to wrestling depending on your point
of view), the fact is that time has shown that people enjoy seeing Mr. McMahon
and his family.
That being said, last week’s episode of
Monday Night RAW sucked ass.
The wrestling was bad and the skits were even worse.
If last week’s show was Vince McMahon’s idea
of getting his flagship show back on track, it’s going to be a long fall when
Monday Night Football returns to the
airwaves.
There is no doubt that the
return of Triple H will help the ratings somewhat but if the WWE wants to do
more than tread water, they need to learn to rely on more than a handful of old
standby’s
It’s pretty obvious that the WWE fans dig the Mr. McMahon
character.
It’s also clear that they
enjoy seeing Triple H.
However the last
three or four years of ratings have shown that even Vince and his son-in-law
aren’t enough to stop the slow (but steady) loss of WWE viewers and certainly
not enough to bring in new ones.
Vince and Triple H are pretty good band-aids for the WWE’s
ratings problem.
Unfortunately a
band-aid isn’t the best solution for a patient with internal injuries.
TOO MANY MAIN
EVENTERS?: You can never have too many friends, too much sex, or too much
money.
As history has shown the
wrestling industry, you can never have too many top stars either.
The WWE found this out the hard way during
the mid 1990’s when they lost most of their main event roster to World
Championship Wrestling.
The WWE learned
this lesson again (have you noticed they’re not very good with history?) when
the injury bug knocked out many of their upper echelon stars leading to all
sorts of chaos, the least of which was the Great Khali entering the “What the
F___?” category of world champions.
To their credit, the WWE has made some attempts to create
new stars (as evident by the pushes for Mr. Kennedy and Bobby Lashley) but more
often than not, they’re far more content to rest on their laurels than to get
behind anyone for any sustained period of time.
Who can forget last spring when the WWE put John Cena and Shawn Michaels
in multiple matches on
RAW?
RAW ran
for three hours and rather than giving its undercard a chance to get some
exposure, they ran the main event guys ad naseum.
Just as people say Vince equals ratings, it’s no
earth-shattering revelation when I say the WWE’s problem isn’t the talent they
have as much as how they’ve been using it.
The recent spell of injuries on
RAW
and
SmackDown!
People like Carlito, Super Crazy, Matt Hardy,
and Eugene could firmly entrenched in the upper card or even the main event had
they been given the proper support by the WWE’s booking team.
Every one of those wrestlers know their way
around the ring and they have a history of being big time with the fans.
Despite all this, the WWE’s creative team has
never given them sustained pushes, causing serious damage to their credibility
in the eyes of the fans.
No matter how
over you are with the fans, there comes a point where fans stop investing their
energy into a wrestler that’s been portrayed as a loser. could have been
shrugged off had the WWE invested any kind of serious effort into its undercard.
KURT ANGLE, KING OF
THE UNIVERSE: After his win at last night’s
Hard Justice PPV, Kurt Angle has every title that TNA has to
offer.
On paper, it looks pretty
impressive but let’s see how he fares against the Queen of England:
KURT ANGLE vs. QUEEN
ELIZABETH
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KURT ANGLE
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QUEEN ELIZABETH
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TNA World Champion
TNA X Division
Champion
TNA World Tag Team
Champion
IWGP World Champion
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Queen of the
United Kingdom
Head of the
Commonwealth
Lord High Admiral
Supreme Governor of
the Church of England
Lord of Mann
Paramount Chief of
Fiji
Duke of
Normandy
Duke of
Lancaster
Defender of the
Faith
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All joking aside, what the hell is TNA doing giving Angle
every belt?
It’s been bad enough with
their tag team belts sitting in limbo after Samoa Joe won them from the Dudley
Boyz at their last PPV.
Now, the fans
have to deal with Angle holding every belt.
Up until recently, TNA has done a good job at making titles something
more than props.
Definitely not the case
right now.
WHY JEROME IS STILL THE
KING:
Last week’s match between
Jerry “The King” Lawler and King Booker had
some people wondering why Lawler is still holding his own against the company’s
top stars.
Lawler may be getting long in
the tooth but the bottom line is that he knows how to work and he’s still over
big time with fans.
Factor in his elite
mic skills and doctorate level in ring psychology and you have the perfect
example of a pinch hitter in wrestling.
THIS WEEK’S
MAGNIFICENT BASTARD AWARD: A lot of good candidates this week but it would
be a miscarriage of justice to award the coveted prize to anyone but Senshi
this week.
Last night’s
Hard Justice PPV
opened with a three way tag match between the Motor City Machine
Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley), Triple X (Christopher Daniels and
Senshi), and the team of Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt.
Not only was it an amazing match but it had
you wondering why TNA doesn’t develop an X Division Tag Team Championship (or
just do the obvious and put these guys in the tag division with the so-called
big boys).
Sure, there were the usual
assortment of insane spots that had zero psychology but it was a damned
entertaining match nonetheless.
The highlight
had to be Senshi delivering a wicked looking Warrior’s Way in a manner that has
to be seen to be believed.
I wouldn’t be
doing it (Hard) justice if I described it so check it out for yoursel
f.
A PICTURE IS WORTH A
THOUSAND WORDS:
Here are some
pictures from last week’s edition of Monday Night RAW at the HSBC Arena in
Buffalo,
NY
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The pictures were taken by yours truly and my
ace photographer Melissa Rothman.
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| What the hell was Jillian Hill doing getting a win over Micki James? |
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| John Cena has his usual trouble with Umaga |
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| Lillian Garcia is so good at lifting the crowd's spirits. |
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| Jerry "The King" Lawler still has a lot to offer in the ring. |
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| Maria, one of the few highlights of the Diva Search. |
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| Cody Rhodes is definitely someone to keep your eye on. |
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