This Week On Smackdown: Teddy Long decides that one big immobile guy should get booted from the Elimination Chamber and another should be put in, my comment about Yoshi whoring himself seems strangely prescient given who the catchphrase of Santino's partner this week and Orton & Barrett don't venture quite so far away from the ring this time...
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Drew & Sheamus do their bit for sectarian unity, Yoshi Tatsu almost literally whores himself to get a spot on the show, Natalya stinks out the joint and the post-production editors sure earn their money this week...
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Week On Smackdown: The WWE continues to screw with me personally and
my countryman, Cody doesn't pick his opponent, but picks whether it's
for the title or not, Vickie jiggles her jelly and the entire locker
room was this week's AJ who was the previous week's Mark Henry...Read More
This Week On Smackdown: David Otunga and Santino Marella see who is the better little bitch, Brodus Clay barely let's the wrestling get in the way of his funking, Natalya gets a literal do-over and AJ is this week's Mark Henry...Read More
This Week On Smackdown: Zack Ryder shows he's the worst ever HR person on the planet, Wade's got 29 problems and a Sheamus is 1, Drew continues to get screwed, Hunico can't decide how to beat Ted DiBiase and Daniel Bryan had to think about how to beat Big Show...
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This Week On Smackdown: Drew McIntyre makes a glorious return home to Smackdown, only to get hosed and treated like crap, Daniel Bryan & Big Show have a bitch-off, Hunico can't afford the same sort of low-rider's Eddie had, Goldust gets to look more "Natural" and Wade Barrett is a stairmaster...
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Week On Smackdown: Daniel Bryan tells us how much he sucks, Booker
does his best Sinatra, Wade Barrett gets hosed and Daniel Bryan makes
it through the whole show without losing his title, meaning that he's
already one-up on Christian's run...Read More
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Week On Smackdown: Alicia shows Natalya that less is more when it
comes to hairstyles, Jack Swagger doesn't fail for Mark Henry he
fails for himself, Just when Jinder thinks he can get the upperhand
he still gets killed and multiple tables are at ringside and yet
their only use is to be stood on...Read More
This Week On Smackdown: The Phantom Of The Opera joins commentary, David Otunga realises he should just stop showing up, Lillian Garcia & Hornswoggle battle it out to be the better ring announcer, nothing happens with the Divas...NOTHING... and Ziggler gets booked for a table with one with Randall as his waiter.Read More
This Week On Smackdown: Twas The MONTH before Christmas and all through the Smackdown house, not a creature was stirring, not even a RAW mouse (although to be fair, the RAW mice are on a plane to Japan right now). The cage was hung from the lighting grid with clamps. In the hope that Daniel Bryan would very soon be champ. And Mick Foley's there as well.Read More
