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Worth Your Money: TNA Lockdown 2009 Featuring Sting vs. Mick Foley, Team 3D vs. Beer Money, Lethal Lockdown, And More
By James Bullock
Dec 19, 2009 - 1:11 PM
Let our odyssey through TNA pay-per-view land continue. The
concept of a Steel Cage match is one of those concepts in wrestling that has
been overused, and the original use of it to end blood feuds is pretty much
passé. So, TNA decided to use a match that isn’t as rare and unique as it once
was, but still has an aura of unpredictability, and build a whole pay-per-view
around it. And the thing is, since its inception, Lockdown has been on of the
best PPVs of the year in TNA. One of those reasons is the Wargames influenced
Lethal Lockdown match. This year, two teams respectively led by Jeff Jarrett
and Kurt Angle will clash in the weapon filled, roofed cage. Also, Sting will
defend the TNA World title against Mick Foley in blast from the past match.
Well, that’s not the actual name of the match, but a rematch from 15 years ago
is a good reason why I’d call it that. As I said, every year, TNA Lockdown
delivers, but will it continue here? Simple set up for…will TNA Lockdown be
Worth Your Money
?
Lockdown
2009
Philadelphia,
PA
4/19/09
We open up with some footage of the day’s happenings,
including the arrival of AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels and the Main Event
Mafia.
Also earlier today, Team 3D reflected on their careers,
which all originated in Philadelphia. Brother Ray promised to fight throughout
Philly in their Street Fight against Beer Money. Brother Devon simply
proclaimed that by the end of the night, they will be called the greatest tag
team in wrestling history, “Testify!”
Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins fame did a spoken,
TNA-ized version of the group’s famous “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” song to
start the promo video focusing on the main event World title match between
Sting and Mick Foley, as well as Lethal Lockdown.
X
Division title:
Suicide (c) vs. Kiyoshi vs. Jay Lethal vs. Consequences Creed vs. Sheik Abdul
Bashir
Pins
and submissions count until it comes down to the final two participants. Then
it’s all about escaping. Lethal is wearing his WM 7 inspired Macho Man attire
tonight. Doesn’t he know that Savage lost while wearing that outfit? Suicide
entered through the cover of darkness before dropkicking Sheik across the ring.
Kiyoshi stopped Suicide’s momentum by jaw-breaking him with his foot. Lethal
caught Kiyoshi with a dropkick out of a cartwheel. Leg drop on Lethal from
Suicide, with his pin being stopped by Lethal’s partner, Creed. Suicide tried
to get some speed going, but ended up by chopped down by Kiyoshi. Suicide
stopped whatever Kiyoshi and Sheik had in mind, leveling Sheik before going
fist to fist with Kiyoshi again. Lethal Consequences teamed up, double
dropkicking the brawling men across from them. Big combination from Lethal
Consequences that ended with Creed bulldogging Sheik out of Lethal’s gorilla
press slam. Suicide and Kiyoshi also got a piece of Lethal Consequences’ team
after a dropkick to the face and big flying elbow respectively. The big elbow
from Lethal allowed Jay to pin and eliminate The Great Muta protégé.
Handspring
clothesline by Creed on Sheik after the Irish whip reversal. Lethal came over
to help his partner double flapjack Sheik. Jay hoisted Suicide up for a suplex.
Creed slammed the stuck Suicide with a cross body, allowing Jay to suplex him
as well. Suicide recovered, twisting Jay onto his shoulders before swinging
Lethal’s boots into Creed’s face. Sheik propelled off the ropes, clotheslining
Suicide. Sheik waited for Creed to get up to execute WMDDT to pin Creed.
Sheik and Jay were
going at it until Jay used the Lethal Combination. Suicide ran over, using a
series of clotheslines on Jay to set up for a Finlay roll. Jay countered it,
leading to a couple of near falls by Lethal. Jay hit the ropes, running into a
clothesline that spun Jay 270 degrees. But Jay still kicked out of Suicide’s
follow up pin. Jay tried to use the cage to his advantage by running up the
ropes. Suicide avoided the caperana from Lethal, using Suicide Solution. Before
Suicide could get the elimination, Sheik got up, whipping Suicide head first
into the steel before eliminating Jay with another pin fall.
Suicide reversed a
whip into the cage. Sheik used the momentum to dropkick the cage door open,
almost touching the floor before being pulled back in. Suicide got sent across
the ring, only to make a run for the top turnbuckle. Sheik was able to stop
Suicide’s ascent, belly to back superplexing the champ. Suicide stopped another
WMDDT, driving Bashir’s face against the middle turnbuckle. Suicide was almost
over the cage’s top when Sheik ran over. Both men were straddled on the top of
the cage, trading blows. Sheik dropped off a couple of times, but held on. A
head-butt did send Bashir back to the canvas. Before Suicide could climb out,
Kiyoshi ran to ringside. Suicide looked to see Bashir heading for the door.
Suicide either could jump in and stop Sheik, or dive off the cage, onto Kiyoshi
and the growing number of security personal. Suicide chose the later, and
retained the gold.
In the back, Lauren stood with Christopher Daniels and AJ
Styles. Styles talked about how him and Daniels are a unit. Daniels thanks Jeff
Jarrett for another shot because, “I’m a man reborn.” As Daniels leads AJ out,
Lauren asks about their partners-Samoa Joe and Jeff Jarrett-ability to work
together.
Queen
of the Cage:
ODB w/Cody Deaner vs. Daffney vs. Madison Rayne vs. Sojourner Bolt
Bolt and ODB squared
off as Daffney and Rayne did the same on the other side. Sojo stopped Daffney’s
pin off a northern lights suplex, teaming with Rayne and Sojo. The team didn’t
work well at first, but they were able to level ODB. Bolt held ODB so Rayne
could pop her in the mouth a couple of times. This set up a slingshot into the
cage on ODB. For some reason, Daffney teamed up with Bolt and Rayne until they
jumped her. Daffney fought back, using a cross body block on Rayne, and a hair
assisted neck breaker on Bolt. Daffney missed the elbow drop on Rayne as ODB
got some liquid courage to fire her up. Big clotheslines from ODB on Madison
and Sojo. After whipping Bolt and Rayne into the corner, she used the avalanche
splash plus two. Fall away slam from ODB on Bolt got the fans somewhat behind
her. Bolt stopped the pin on Rayne after ODB’s sidewalk slam. Daffney ran over,
hitting swinging fisherman suplex on Bolt, with her pin being broken up by
Madison. Daffney and Madison collided in the middle of the ring after a hair
mare. Once again, ODB used the flask to get fired up. Actually, she used it to
blind Bolt. Power slam from ODB on Bolt makes ODB the 2009 Queen of the Cage.
Mike Tenay stops Don West’s analysis to inform us that Jeff
Jarrett has arrived.
IWGP
Jr. Tag Team title:
Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs. No Limit vs. LAX
No Limit-Nito and Yujiro-is one of
New Japan’s premiere Junior Heavyweight tag teams. We’ve got three pairs going
at it at the same time. Nito is the first to fly on Alex Shelley. But Alex
quickly recovered, stopping Nito before he could spring off the ropes again by
hanging him in the tree of woe for a couple of dropkicks. Homicide turned an
Irish whip into a spinning back elbow on Yujiro. Yujiro showed his power,
hoisting Homicide off his back for a slam. Homicide stopped it from happening,
choking him on the ropes. Chris Sabin rushed Hernandez for a hurricarana, but
the big man blocked it. Sabin slipped off Hernandez’s shoulders, kicking him in
the face, then the back before locking in an octopus stretch. Sabin stopped the
cracker jack, hitting the ropes. This only helped Hernandez to shoulder block
the incoming champion against the cage. Shelley paid Hernandez back by poking
him in the eyes. Hernandez blocked the suplex attempt from Alex, so the Guns
attempted to do it together. Instead, Hernandez suplexed them both. No Limit
dropkicked Shelley into a dropkick. Sabin was dropped for a leg drop and a somersault
senton. The fans booed until LAX just ran through No Limit. Homicide and
Shelley were scaling the cage as the fans got behind the champions. Sabin ran
over, crotching Homicide on the top rope so Shelley could dropkick Homicide
against the steel. Double flying forearms from the Guns left Hernandez wide
open for stereo kicks to his chest and back.
With Hernandez on his knees, the Guns put
Homicide on the big man’s shoulders as if they were in a pool playing chicken.
Sabin dropkicked Homicide’s back, sending him and Hernandez face first into the
mat by a guiding Shelley. Homicide stumbled to his feet, right into Sabin’s
tornado DDT. Yujiro stopped the sure pin. The Guns stayed on top of Hernandez,
even getting some help from the New Japan stars. When Hernandez moved,
Hernandez and No Limit crushed Shelley. Overhead release belly-to-belly suplex
on Alex by Hernandez. Hernandez picked up Yujiro, slinging him across the top
rope so Homicide could double stomp him. Somehow, Yujiro kicked out before the three
count. Hernandez caught Sabin in midair, cracker jacking Sabin into the steel
cage. Sabin landed on his head upon impact in a sickening sight. Hernandez
followed up with a Border Toss into the cage on Shelley. Nito was able to slam
Homicide, going after Hernandez. In a shocking show of strength, No Limit
double slammed Hernandez for a near fall due to Homicide. Yujiro missed the
diving head-butt on Sabin. Sabin avoided Yang time from Nito, making his way
off the mat. The Guns stood on the top rope, using the tidal wave leg
drop/superfly splash combo on Yujiro. Hernandez stopped the sure pin, tossing
both Guns across the ring. Nito ran over, leveling Hernandez before being
dropkicked by Homicide. Yujiro jumped to his feet, clotheslining Homicide.
Hernandez ran over to save Homicide by hoisting Yujiro onto his shoulders.
Doomsday 187 by LAX on Yujiro. Before Homicide could get off his knees, the
champs super kicked him in the face. Hernandez also got a taste of the Guns’
boots. Grabbing Nito, the Guns used Made In Detroit (sliced bread/sit-down
power bomb combo) to successfully defend the IWGP Jr. Tag Team championship.
Abyss stood with his “girlfriend” Lauren as she warned him
about the possibilities of Matt Morgan hurting Abyss tonight, especially with Abyss
promising to not any weapons due to Dr. Stevie’s orders. Abyss didn’t care
because all of his lifelong frustrations will come out on Matt tonight.
Doomsday
Chamber of Blood match:
Abyss vs. Matt Morgan
The
only way to win this match is by bloodying your opponent, then making him
submit, or pinning him. Matt Morgan grabbed a chair and a black bag from
underneath the ring before entering the cage. Abyss ducked the chair shot,
punching it into Morgan’s face. Abyss did his Vader impression in the corner by
using a few haymakers. Unlike Vader, his didn’t drop Morgan. But the avalanche
splash did. Abyss used his gigantic butt to slam Morgan’s head against the
turnbuckles. Morgan turned the tides, big booting Abyss’ face into the steel.
Abyss didn’t show any pain, going after the chair even though he promised not
to use any weapons. That moment of hesitation allowed Matt to big boot the
chair against Abyss’ masked face. Matt tossed the chair out of the ring before
seeing Abyss bleeding from his forehead. Morgan used those rapid-fire back
elbows into the corner, causing Abyss to spew more blood. Matt was in complete
control, pounding Abyss’ cut forehead. Matt opened his mysterious black bag,
releasing broken glass. You thought it was thumbtacks, didn’t you? Abyss
stopped Matt from slamming his face into the shards. When his action failed,
Matt decided to attempt to stab Abyss’ forehead with the glass. Abyss also
stopped that, shoulder tackling Morgan. Abyss had the adrenaline flowing,
allowing him to whip Matt face first into the cage four times. Chokeslam, but
the referee informed Abyss he couldn’t pin Morgan yet because Morgan wasn’t
bleeding. Morgan jumped off the top rope, only for Abyss to duck. The referee
got knocked out by Morgan’s cross body block. Abyss grabbed a piece of glass,
breaking it across Morgan’s face! And the fans wanted to see it again. Of
course, Matt is bleeding after that. The bloody behemoths were going fist to
fist in the middle of the ring until Abyss hit the Black Hole Slam. But we have
no ref. Referee Slick Johnson ran in, making the count. Matt got a shoulder up
right before the three count. Abyss decided to leave the cage to retrieve his
chair. Before Abyss could reenter, Dr. Stevie ran out, yanking the chair from
Abyss. And for some reason, Tenay and West were shocked Dr. Stevie is Stevie
Richards. I guess the name didn’t give it away. Or the voice for that matter.
Abyss turned from his doctor to be met with the Carbon Footprint. But Matt
couldn’t get the pin off his patented move. Abyss fought back as the fans
chanted, “ECW!” Dr. Stevie refused to
give the chair to Abyss. When Abyss didn’t get what he wanted, Abyss pulled out
another black bag from underneath the ring. Richards demanded Abyss not to
complete his action. Abyss refused, revealing the thumbtacks that were in his
bag. Stevie ran in, confronting Abyss before going slap crazy. This distracted
Abyss long enough for Morgan to low blow Abyss. Tree chokeslam by Matt sends
Abyss’ back into the thumbtacks. SLAP THE PORPOISE…oh, wait, wrong company.
Still, it’s over.
In the back, Jeremy Borash interviewed Jeff Jarrett about
his possibility of not being a team player, especially with so many
disagreements with all of his teammates. Double J told his partners to worry about
themselves instead of Jarrett, because tonight, Jeff is doing the right thing.
Before Jeff could leave, Samoa Joe, knife and all, confronted Jeff. “No tricks,
Jeff,” Joe mumbled, sending Jeff out of the room.
Knockouts
title:
Awesome Kong (c) w/Raisha Saeed vs. Taylor Wilde vs. Angelina Love w/Velvet Sky
Love is wearing
short tights tonight. Yes, it’s a good thing. And Kong is wearing a pissed off
look. Yes, it’s not a good thing. Love tried to make a quick escape when Kong
came after her. Wilde waited to get her hands on Love, helping Kong knock
Angelina around. Kong tricked Taylor, picking her up and slamming her on the
mat instead of on Love as planned. Love blocked the Awesome Bomb, attempting a
sunset flip. Kong blocked it, trying to banzai drop her. Love moved, leaving
Kong wide open for Wilde and Love’s dropkicks. Love stopped Wilde’s pin
attempt, leading to a near fall exchange between the two. Big clothesline from
Love after the failed backslide. Wilde bounced off the ropes, getting slammed
against the steel. Kong grabbed Angelina, choke tossing her across the ring.
Big swing by Kong on Love left Angelina on the mat so Kong could attempt to
pull her hair out. Then Wilde got a piece of the pain. Kong decided to attempt
a somersault splash from the top rope. Love moved in time to avoid the
incredibly impressive move. Love dragged Kong over to the cage after bicycle
kicking Wilde. Sky and Love tied Kong’s braided hair to the cage door. The
gloating Love turned to find Wilde flying from the top rope, taking her down
with a cross body block for a two count. Saeed was going crazy on the floor as
Wilde tried to put Love to sleep. Wilde gave up, going after Kong. Kong kicked
Wilde in the chest, knocking the wind out of Wilde long enough for Love to get
the pin and become the new Knockouts champion.
In the middle of a bunch of raucous children and a couple of
weird looking, middle-aged guys stood Team 3D and Lauren, drinking some beers.
Brother Devon credited Philadelphia making Team 3D some-bodies when they were
just a couple of nobodies. Brother Ray told Beer Money they going to die
tonight in, “Killadelphia!”
TNA
Tag Team title & IWGP Tag Team title Street Fight: Beer Money (TNA
champs) vs. Team 3D (IWGP champs)
Team
3D came through the crowd before Ray moved the steel ring steps. The brawl was
on as Beer Money missed the double team on Devon. Team 3D tossed their fellow
champions to the floor some thirty seconds after the first bell. Devon took it
to Robert Roode as Ray did the same with James Storm in the Philly faithful.
They fought all the way to the top of the steps above floor level before coming
back down. Roode got crotched on a railing by Ray. The action finally made it
back to ringside. Storm spit some beer in Devon’s face, blinding him long
enough to whip Devon into the steel guardrails. On the other side, Roode
whipped the cage door against Ray’s face. Beer Money set up the ring steps
before grabbing a table, putting it in front of the steps. Beer Money suplexed
Devon from the steps top, through the table! Ray was now bleeding profusely.
Beer Money hit the ropes at the same time, only to get double clotheslined by
Ray. Storm stopped Ray’s ascent up the cage. Storm slipped on the ropes,
crotching himself after taking a punch.
Roode took his partner’s spot, leading to a
slugfest on the top rope. Ray grabbed Roode, executing a super Bubba Bomb.
Roode somehow kicked out of Ray’s follow up pin. Storm grabbed Ray, drilling
him before setting up for their finish. Devon ran in, stopping it from
happening before using 3B on Roode for a near fall. Ray got underneath Storm,
allowing Devon to use the Doomsday Device. And it only got a two count. Wasssup
by Team 3D on Robert to a huge cheer. Everyone in Philly screamed for Devon to get
the tables. Devon obliged, setting it up near the ropes. Beer Money stopped
from going through the table, sending Devon into the cage face first. Beer
Money couldn’t get the pin off the assisted neck breaker by Roode. Beer Money
wanted to dive on Ray, but he moved out of the way. Ray didn’t avoid Roode’s
spine buster, though. Storm grabbed the cage door so Roode could whip Devon
into it. Instead, Storm swung the door against the incoming Roode when Devon
reversed the throw. 3D through the table on Roode makes Team 3D double
champions.
Jeremy Borash was in the Main Event Mafia’s locker room to
talk with Kurt Angle. Angle denied Steiner’s conversation with Jeff Jarrett
bringing any friction to the group. Angle put over everyone in the Mafia,
telling the world that all the fans’ and young wrestlers’ doubts about their
age will prove to be their downfall.
Lethal
Lockdown:
Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash, Booker T., Scott Steiner) vs. Team Jarrett
(Jeff Jarrett, Samoa Joe, Daniels, AJ Styles)
This one is contested under the old Wargames
match rules, starting off with a person from each team, leading to a five
minute exchange until another participant from the coin toss winning team
enters. When all members of the team are in, the cage roof comes down, holding
a slew of weapons until we have a pin fall or a submission.
Starting off for his
team is Kurt Angle himself. Daniels entered as the first man from Team Jarrett.
Daniels actually outwrestled Angle in the opening minutes, head locking Angle with
authority. Angle powered out of the hold, whipping Danielson into the steel.
Daniels ducked the clothesline, using a leg lariat to level Angle. In a
modification of the curb stomp, Daniels almost cracked Angle’s sternum.
Iconoclasm from Danielson at the four-minute mark. Kurt fired back, suplexing
Daniels. Angle hit the ropes, actually running into a downward spiral that
Daniels used to put Angle in the Koji clutch. Angle held on long enough for
Booker to walk out and help him. I don’t know why Booker didn’t run seeing his
leader in trouble, but that’s another question for another day. Booker did fire
up Daniels’ chest with chops as Angle recovered on the mat. Daniels ducked the
spin kick, leg lariating Booker. Booker reversed an Irish whip, sending Daniels
into Angle’s European uppercut. Booker and Angle were in complete control as
the fans counted down to Team Jarrett’s next entrant. And that man was AJ
Styles. Styles ran to the ring, peppering both Mafia members. Booker got caught
in the high/low combo from the Phenomenal Angels. Styles suplexed Booker as
Daniels did the same to Kurt. A clothesline from Daniels dropped Kurt. The next
man out was Scott Steiner. Steiner’s rampage started immediately. Belly to
belly superplex by Steiner on Daniels. Steiner followed up with a frakensteiner
on Styles. Bravo, sir. The Poppa Pump clothesline/elbow drop combo on Styles
led to a series of elbow drops and pushups from all the Mafia boys. Samoa Joe’s
music hit to bring out our next entrant.
Well, Joe didn’t immediately come out. Joe
was found talking to someone behind a door instead of coming to help his
partners. When Joe finally made it out, he exploder suplexed Steiner, slammed
Booker in the cage, and clotheslined Angle. Angle stumbled into another
exploder suplex by Joe. Joe hit the ropes, senton splashing Steiner to leave
Scott on the mat for AJ’s punches. Joe watched as Kevin Nash jogged to the
cage. Before Nash could make it in, Joe kicked the cage door against Nash’s
face. Joe wasn’t done, beating Nash until Kevin slammed Joe’s face into the
steel ring post. Chokeslam by Nash on Styles. Joe slid in after Nash sidewalk
slammed Daniels. Styles recovered, Pele kicking Steiner. Joe held down Nash for
Daniels' Best Moonsault Ever. Daniels ran into Booker’s Bookend while Kurt
dropped Joe on his head with a high angle belly to back suplex. Jeff Jarrett
made his way to the ring to give us our final entry. Jarrett was a house of
fire, working over all the Mafia boys until the weapon filled roof lowered
above the cage. Team Jarrett immediately grabbed some weapons before Team Angle
could. The onslaught of Team Jarrett’s deadly hands dropped all of Team Angle.
Well, all except Kurt Angle who climbed on top of the roof.
AJ was in hot
pursuit, leading to a brawl atop the cage. Angle wanted to suplex AJ to the
floor. Styles stopped it from happening. Angle stopped AJ from pitching him
from their elevated area by kicking AJ in the balls. Angle slipped into the
ring, Angle Slamming Jeff Jarrett. As Team Angle celebrated in the ring, AJ
jumped through the cage roof, cross body blocking everyone! And Daniels
couldn’t get a pin off the move as the Philly fans proclaimed, “That was
awesome!” Daniels stood tall after using a STO on Angle. Scott pulled Daniels
around, overhead belly-to-belly suplexing him. Before Scott could follow up,
Joe used an inverted atomic drop on him, followed by the Muscle Buster. Booker
stopped Joe from pinning Steiner after a calf kick. Spinarooni, spinarooni, oh
my, spinarooni! Booker saw AJ rising, so Booker went for the Scissors Kick. AJ
sidestepped it. Booker looked up to find Jeff coming at him with a chair.
Booker ducked the swing, sending the chair into AJ’s face. Angle couldn’t get
the pin off Jarrett’s “mistimed” attack. Joe confronted Jeff, leaving Joe wide
open for an Angle Slam. Daniels stopped Angle’s pin attempt, using Angel’s
Wings right after for a near fall. Scott drilled Daniels’ face into a chair.
Jeff yanked down a guitar, feigning to hit AJ before cracking Booker on the
head. AJ rolled Booker over, getting the victory for Team Jarrett.
All of a sudden, the
lights went out as some unfamiliar music ran through the arena. The music was
for Bobby Lashley! Bobby Lashley is in TNA, and Kurt Angle couldn’t be happier.
Jeff Jarrett…eh, not so much.
Lauren was with Sting to talk about the main event. Sting
expects the unexpected, especially when it comes to Mick Foley, even though
he’s just as crazy as ever. Sting wanted Mick to know that he won’t be rolling
over for Foley, especially when the chance of Mick winning the belt could
change the course of TNA in a very negative way.
On the other side of the building stood Jeremy Borash with
Mick Foley to ask Mick how it felt to headline Lockdown for the gold. Actually,
it’s not Mick here tonight standing with a barbed wire baseball bat. Tonight,
it’s Cactus Jack ready to slaughter Sting before winning the World title. And
he’s going to do it by climbing out, making the order that the door be chained
shut after they enter.
TNA
World title:
Sting (c) vs. Mick “Cactus Jack” Foley
Foley entered with his favorite wired bat.
After the boxing style in-ring introductions, referee Earl Hebner took the bat
away from Jack. The first punch was thrown by Mick…on himself until he started
bleeding from his freshly cut forehead after last week’s attack. Mick made a
climb, only to be knocked from the top rope. Sting stayed on top Mick, sending
Foley’s face against the steel. Foley fired back, knocking Sting around the
ring until he got knocked off his feet. Once again, Sting stopped Mick’s
ascent, belly to back superplexing Mick to the mat. Jack was able to kick out
of Sting’s follow up pin, leading to Mick fighting his way across the ring
until Sting was sitting in the corner. Foley looked back when he made it to the
top rope, only to get chop blocked and hung by his left leg between the cage
and the ropes. Sting watched as Foley rolled, clutching his left ankle. Sting
honed in on the weakened appendage, using all of his weight to injure Jack
further. Even with one leg, Foley continued to make his escape. Foley reversed
the Irish whip, sending Sting’s painted face against the steel.
Foley tried to get
the blood circulating through his leg again before neck breaking Sting for a
two count. Even on one leg, Foley continued to scale his caged prison
unsuccessfully. Double arm DDT by Foley got him a two count. Foley decided to
go one step further by putting Sting in the Scorpion Deathlock. But Foley’s
knees didn’t allow him to keep his balance. Foley ordered the door to be open,
even though he’s the one who wanted the door chained shut. Foley hobbled across
the ring, dropkicking a cameraman through the cage’s camera hole. This was done
so he could climb through the hole, which actually was big enough for Mick to
fit through. Sting grabbed Foley’s legs before he could slip out, putting Mick
in the Scorpion Deathlock. Mick clawed to the hole, demanding the barbed wire
bat. The cameraman he knocked down did as he was ordered. Sting turned around,
meeting the bat. Sting ducked Foley’s wild swings, punching Foley off his feet
before scaling the cage. Foley swung his bat into Sting’s left leg. Mick
stumbled to his feet, only to get drop toe hold into wired bat. Mick held his
hand and face after hitting the wire. Sting picked up the bat, clobbering Mick
in the chest, stomach, and back. Sting tried to rake Mick’s face with the wired
bat, but got kicked in his testicles instead. Mick ran across the ring, batting
Sting’s face, twice. Blood started to pour from the top of Sting’s head as Mr.
Socko came out to play. With Sting sitting against the turnbuckles, Mick rushed
the champ, driving barbed wire into Sting’s face with his knee. Mick made his
climb, getting over the cage. Sting tried to chase Mick, but Foley dropped before
Sting could. Mick Foley is the new TNA World champion.
Is
It Worth Your Money:
Well, I said at the top of this review that TNA Lockdown usually delivers, and
this one did the same, but not in the way you’d hope. I think the main event
was a perfect example of that. Sting and Foley put on a solid, and commendable
effort in their match, but it just felt like what it was: two men past their
primes, doing stuff they shouldn’t be doing because no one else gets the
opportunity to. I will not say it was a horrible main event. I’ve actually seen
worse involving men ten years younger than these two in bigger events
(Wrestlemania 25, anyone). But that doesn’t take away the fact that this was an
underwhelming way to end a show. And that’s not the only negative for this one.
Both women’s matches were short and underwhelming contests that didn’t feel
like anything special. The Knockouts title match seemed to be getting in the
groove when it ended. And man what a poor ending it was. It’s sad when the one
division with the consistent highlights a year ago can barely total up to ten
minutes between two matches. The tag team street fight was typical and
redundant as a TNA street fight as you can get. It’s sad because, like the
Knockouts title match, it was just moving pass that redundant pattern when it
ended. I feel sorry for Abyss and Matt Morgan. It just seems like a great match
is just waiting to happen between them, but they just stuck with the Abyss
pay-per-view match manual, and it became just another typical Abyss match with
an un-shocking twist.
That’s
not to say the whole show was negative…but that not to say that those positives
were memorable. The X Division title match was fun, but just the usual opening
spot fest that you won’t remember by the end of the night outside of the big
dive at the end. But it could be added to an opening package down the road. The
IWGP Jr. Tag match was my match of the night. The story of singling out
Hernandez unsuccessfully until he wore himself out and The Guns took advantage
of it was done beautifully. Last but not least was Lethal Lockdown. Lethal
Lockdown definitely had the big match feel, but didn’t feel any more special
than those from years past. I think that pretty much sums up this whole show:
nothing horribly bad, but nothing you’d want to see again after you saw it the
first time. I would love to give this a middle of the road recommendation, but
outside of one match, I don’t think it’d be worth your time.
TNA Lockdown 2009 Is
Not Worth Your Money.
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