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Shakin' My Head: The most "over" person in WWE, The Legacy finally arrives, Joey Styles is now my personal god and savior, Snitsky released (finally!!), the XPW X-Mas TNA Sucks contest (last week!), plus a bit more!!
By ZAH
Dec 12, 2008 - 6:47 AM

12-12-08

 

Here’s the deal, kids…it’s been an INSANE week in the “real life” of ZAH and this is what you get.   Don’t like it?   

Suck it up, princess.

 

 

Boo-yah...here we go!! 

 

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Item # 1 – The most ‘over’ person in WWE right now?

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I honestly don’t see how ANYBODY could argue that Vickie Guerrero isn’t the most over act in WWE right now.

 

Honestly...if nothing else was proven on RAW this past Monday night, it was that Vickie is a heat magnet. Molten lava hot right now.

Or as Santino Marella called her: Cougar of the Year.

Excuse me, indeed.

 

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Item # 2 – The Legacy is born

 

In a time when WWE is intent on hiring almost exclusively 2nd and 3rd generation superstars (just signed this past week was Dakota Darsow and Taylor Rotunda), we finally have a name for the group that has FINALLY come together: The Legacy.

Randy Orton...Manu...Cody Rhodes...


Snore.........

I'm sorry. I really can appreciate Randy Orton, but whomever thought it was a good idea to saddle him with two absolutely brutal losers like Rhodes and Manu must be smokin' crack.

Ted DiBiase...Harry Smith...Carlito...these are the 2nd generation guys that can carry a faction like this. They're the ones who you can tell are not only talented inside the ring, but also have that "it factor" that you can't put a finger on.

The Legacy? With the exception of Orton, it's really The Joke.   Hell…the only decent non-Orton member of the group is probably going to return a babyface or something.  

 

Yawn.

 

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Item # 3 –?

 

Apparently so...

 

Basically, during the Iraq trip JBL was in full hazing mode with Joey Styles and Styles could finally take no more. There was a scuffle, a bunch of people jumped in to break it up, JBL, who had been drinking, broke free, and as he was charging Styles (yes, Joey Styles) punched him right in the face and knocked him down. JBL ended up with a cut and blackened eye which was somewhat visible under heavy make-up yesterday. About the only thing we can add is that apparently there were a number of different things that JBL did to him during the course of the tour, all of which would have set a normal person off, some of them verbal and some of them more physical. JBL spent most of Monday night by himself in the locker room, being very quiet and spending most of the time dinking around on his Blackberry. - F4Wonline.com update


Wow.

Joey Styles is now my personal hero.

I don't even know what to say to a story like that. I mean, how many times have we heard stories of JBL intimidating people and bullying them around in an effort to "haze" them? And how many times have people actually been able to deliver a "receipt"?

Kudos to Joey Styles. Absolutely f*cking KUDOS. He can downplay it all he wants (as he was apparently doing last night at the RAW taping), but he'll forever be known as the little guy who stood up for himself and knocked the bully the f*ck out.

Hell yeah, Joey Styles. Score one for the little guys.

'Oh my god', indeed.

 

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Item # 4 – Reason #74 why CM Punk is better than you…

 

Cause you just KNOW that Santa is straight edge.  

   

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Item # 5 – Reason #75 why CM Punk is better than you…

 

 

Batista sucks FTW~!!  

 

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Item # 6 – Snitsky released by WWE…

…and there was much rejoicing in the streets.

 

Seriously…how this big lug and Kung Fu-F*cking Naki have kept jobs this long while somebody like Elijah Burke got released is beyond me.

 

At least we’ll always have this awesome JG memory…

 

 

 

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Item # 7 – Best TNA pay-per-review ever.

 

From the FigureFourWeekly/WrestlingObserver website, a review of last weekend's TNA pay-per-view:

 

Two big thumbs down.

Horrible PPV. Thank goodness it was 40 cent wing night at the old BDubs.

Best match: None. I would have voted for Angle vs. Rhino if Al Snow wasn't brought in to satisfy a 9 year old beef with fat ass over the hill stunt monkey Mick Foley. That will put butts in the seats. Honorable mention goes to the emo's sitting behind me arguing over who has the deepest cuts on their arms. I wish I were making this up. I also wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. Anyways...

Worst match: The whole card sucked but if I had to pick one I think it would be the battle royal. What a stupid concept. Why would anyone grab a case if they can get fired? Maybe they want to get fired. That would make sense.

I don't get TNA. This whole MEM thing is just another excuse to put over the old and broken and keep the guys they should be pushing down. You just know old man Nash and his fragile little knees is whispering in the ears of Russo that AJ is too small to wear the title. Nash is too old to be taken seriously. The dude was at my gym this past summer and could barely incline bench 185lbs. He barely got it up for 6. He's become a huge pussy and putting him over anyone is a joke.

I find myself watching it for the sole purpose of finding out how far I can roll my eyes into the back of my head. What kinds of buy rates does this shit get? Do you know? I can't imagine anyone actually paying to see this company. You know the show sucked when it only earns 8 pages over on Wrestlecrap. Those kids pile up 20+ talking about what anime cartoon they would like to f*ck. Not a good sign for TNA when cartoon sex draws more attention that your show to the kiddies.

Anyways have a good and safe holiday's Dave!

Rob Beaubien


Five f*cking stars.

 

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Item # 8 – THE XPW X-MAS CONTEST!!!

 

Hey…it’s getting near Christmastime and I was wanting to spread some good cheer.   So thanks to the good folks over at Big Vision Entertainment , I have two triple-disc sets of XPW to give away.

 

And I wanted to come up with a creative contest that would be fun to enter and also read.   I spoke with James Guttman and he gave me the perfect suggestion: TNA sucks haikus!!

 

Wait…what?

 

I will judge the best “TNA sucks” haiku and that person will win Season Two & Season Three of XPW television…over TWENTY HOURS of hardcore goodness featuring the likes of Sabu, Terry Funk, New Jack, Lizzy Borden, Pogo the Clown, Tracy Smothers, and many more!!

 

 

Still not sure of what a haiku is?   Well, go here for starters and then let me wax poetic:

 

Gimmicks should be gone
The X-Division should reign 
Eric Young sucks ass

 

Hey…I’m not entering the contest so it’s not like mine has to be any good.   I’ll announce the winner on December 12th, so everybody will have time to come up with at least SOMETHING.   Of course, my favorites will be published in the column over the next couple of weeks.

 

Oh wait…it’s already Week Three.   Good thing I’ve got some more favorites to publish:

 

TNA is a lie

Why Eric Young, why?

Indies forever

- Patrick McNair

 

Words cannot describe

TNA that waste of time

Eric Young still sucks

- Sakbeerslayer

 

Dear Dixie Carter

For the love of God, will you

Please fire Don West?

- J

 

There’s only ONE WEEK LEFT in the contest.   I’ll announce the winner next week so make sure you get your entries in SOON!!!

 

How to enter?   You can e-mail me at ZAH@worldwrestlinginsanity.com , ZAH.Insanity@gmail.com , sending me a private message via the Insanity Message Board , or by hitting me up at the ZAH MySpace page (add me...you know you want to).  

 

Sound like a plan?   Good.   Now get writing!!

 

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Item # 9 – LOSER OF THE WEEK.

Each and every week, I pick somebody (not necessarily always from wrestling) who has either acted in a dumb way, said something stupid, or generally was an idiot in some way, shape, or form.  This week’s winner is an entire f*cking country.   Yeah, t his time around, ZAH's Loser of the Week is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JBL!!!

 

 

    

 

C’mon…Joey Styles knocked him the f*ck out.  

 

Joey Styles.

 

 

That’s pretty much all that’s necessary for JBL to be ZAH's "Loser of the Week"!!   Oh...and the fact that he's a f*ckin' douchebag who 100% deserved to be humiliated like this also helps a bit. 

Hey JBL...it looks good on you.

 

 

 

 

  

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So that's it for this week.    I appreciate you clicking the link that brought you here and for reading the column every week. I mean, if it weren't for all of you reading I would just be blogging to myself...           

 

Got something to say?    You can let me know either by e-mailing me at Zah@worldwrestlinginsanity.com , hitting me up at ZAH Nation (found on the Insanity Message Board ), or letting me know that you'd like to participate by checking out my new online blog The World According to ZAH !    And then there's the ZAH MySpace page (add me...you know you want to). Oh...and then join the Insanity Facebook page . 

 

Whew!    Got all that?    Good.    That's all I got for now, kids.    Until next week...take care.

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