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ROH TV Episode 61 Featuring Christopher Daniels' HDNet Debut, Colt Cabana vs. Steve Corino, The Briscoes Family Reunion, And More
6/14/10: Tonight, Death Before Dishonor VIII comes early when Steve Corino takes on Colt Cabana. Also, the contract signing for the DBD World title match happens tonight. But first…
Christopher Daniels vs. Bobby Shields Kyle Durden is in the back with Steve Corino. Before Durden can complete his question, Corino whips out a list. What’s on the list, you ask? The people Steve Corino doesn’t like. Cabana’s name is boldly on the list. Another guy from Chicago is also on the list named Phillip. Corino explained that Cabana’s name was taken off the list because he thought Cabana was a good guy. But he was wrong and put Colt back on the list even though, “Once your name goes on the list, it never comes off.” Way to keep continuity, Steve. All of a sudden, we hear Kevin Steen echo the name, “El Generico.” Seemingly, Steen was sitting behind Durden and Corino the whole time like some pervert. Steen thinks back to six months ago when he ditched Generico. Steen has no problems with what could and will happen on June 19th-six months to the day Steen turned on Generico. Steen promises a Mortal Kombat-like fatality in Toronto. Mike Hogewood couldn’t be happier about Generico vs. Steen. But that’s not all happening in Toronto Saturday. Both the World and Tag Team titles will be on the line, exclusively on GoFightLive.com. We shoot to the arena where Kyle Durden is with Mike Briscoe-father of The Briscoes. Mike Briscoe looks like the long lost brother of The Sandman. Papa Briscoe couldn’t be prouder of his boys because they are going to give him the best possible Father’s Day present ever when they beat the Kings of Wrestling and bring home those ROH Tag Team belts for the seventh time.
The Briscoes vs. Sid Reeves & Bob Evans We get some fans’ opinions on the Death Before Dishonor main event. The first guy-who’s been shopping too much at Hot Topic-picks Davey for the win. Next up was a woman who looked like she ate Beth Phoenix, threw her up, then ate her again has Tyler’s back. A family straight out of Deliverance screams in favor Davey Richards. Several urban youths love Tyler Black. One normal looking guy has Davey as his pick. A few drunks scream Tyler Black until we are interrupted by Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli. Hero spits one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard to open a promo, “I couldn’t help but notice that we are in the presence of the proud patriarch of the missing chromosome clan known as ‘Dem Briscoe Boys.’” Chris is awesome! Mike Briscoe promises a butt whooping as Hero spouts off that The Briscoes have made a ton of mistakes by even thinking that they’ll beat the Kings of Wrestling come Saturday. Hero notes that Mike made the biggest mistake of them all for not using protection, and spawning Mark and Jay. Oh, thems fightin’ words! Mike jumps the rail, knocking security out of the way before slapping the taste out of Hero’s mouth. Hero elbows Mike Briscoe in response, knocking him the…um, yeah, Hero dropped Mike Briscoe. The Briscoes rush ringside, chasing Hero and Claudio to the back as referees checked on Papa Briscoe. Between a slew of censored language, The Briscoes show some concern for their father’s health. Hogewood was furious over Hero’s action, but Prazak felt it was payback for what The Briscoes did to “Queen” Sara Del Rey. For another session of “’Who Ya Got For The World Title,’ hosted by Kyle Durden” we head to the back. Grizzly Redwood is banking on the World champ, Tyler Black, “Because no one’s better than the World champ.” Erick Stevens likes Davey Richards because of his style. Jim Cornette decides to pull a Switzerland. Kevin Steen’s pick, “El Generico’s gonna die in Toronto. That’s all you need to know.” Steen is awesome! Corino gives Durden the cold shoulder while on the phone. For some reason, they ask Eddie Edwards; who is just as shocked as I am. Double gold for The American Wolves. Rasche Brown likes Davey Richards. Jay also likes Davey because, “Davey, he’s just rollin’ right now.” Rhett Titus doesn’t care who wins until Austin Aries regains the ROH World title. Speaking of A-Double, Aries-with pipe smoking action-predicts a great match, with a winner that is declared the World champion.
Colt Cabana vs. Steve Corino Kyle Durden had Roderick Strong by his side to ask what’s going to happen in the Death Before Dishonor VIII main event. Strong feels something screwy will happen, just like it’s been happening to him in World title matches. I certainly hope he’s wrong because I smell a mutiny if it does. Jim Cornette is here to moderate the contract signing. Both men get stat rundowns during their entrances. Davey has Eddie and Shane Hagadorn by his side as Prazak declares Davey the next World champion. Davey signs the contract with no qualms. Davey does have some comments though. Davey is going to prove that he is the best in the world when he wins the ROH World title Saturday. Like his challenger, Black signs the contract without a second thought before voicing his opinion. Black holds up the ROH World title that signifies he’s the best in the world. Black promises that Eddie Edwards and Shane Hagadorn won’t be involved in the main event in any way, shape, or form. Davey tells Black not to worry because Shane and Eddie will be in the locker room. Before we can conclude this meeting, Christopher Daniels comes to the ring. Daniels is here to tell both men that no matter who wins in Toronto, their greatest challenge will not be their DBD opponent, but Christopher Daniels. We get a great video to hype the top three matches of the pay-per-view to close out this week’s show.
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