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ROH TV Episode 25 Featuring The Briscoes vs. Kevin Steen & El Generico, The Young Bucks vs. Dark City Fight Club, And More
By James Bullock
Mike Hogewood and Dave Prazak here to greet us to talk about Bryan Danielson’s signing with WWE, and to plug Danielson’s final matches. Dark City Fight Club vs. The Young Bucks Jon Davis just didn’t let Nick Jackson get anything started, whipping him from side of the ring to the other. Nick couldn’t even dropkick Davis off his feet. Davis caught Nick, power slamming him before tagging out. Blind tag by Matt, following up with a dropkick that couldn’t level the larger Kory Chavis. The Bucks decided to use a double team double axe handle on Chavis’ arm. Matt followed up on a moonsault on the same arm, then Nick with a double stomp. Double chop by The Bucks into an Irish whip. Chavis spun them around, clotheslining them at the same time. Leg drop Hart attack by the DCFC. The fans got behind the brothers. Um, the white brothers, but it didn’t help much as a Davis clothesline laid out Matt. Davis tried to bend Matt in half across his knee. Matt fought his way out of it, stunning Davis with some forearms. Davis fired back, knocking Nick off the apron before Matt could tag out. Matt did the same when he ended up in the wrong corner, using a blockbuster stunner to level Davis, and to tag out. Nick ran in, dropkicking Chavis before using a cross body block on Davis. Matt reentered, flapjacking Nick so he could dropkick Davis in position for a standing moonsault/slingshot splash combo. Chavis broke up the pin, pitching Matt out of the ring. Nick turned around, getting pounced. Davis tagged out so they could crush Nick. Matt stopped the sure pin, fighting both until Nick got up to help super kick Chavis. In an impressive show of strength, Matt hoisted Kory onto his shoulders. Davis stopped whatever Nick had in mind, as did Chavis. Nick recovered, jackknife cradling Kory Chavis out of a sunset flip to shockingly pin him. Tonight’s main event will be The Briscoes taking on Steenerico. Let hear what the brothers have to say. The Briscoes talked about how Steenerico have taken them to their limit many times, but the win-loss record pretty much says who’s the better team. Prince Nana was in the ring with Ernie Osiris and Sal Rinuaro to tell Sal that he is going to have a bad night because tonight, he’s facing, “The manslaugterer himself, Bison Smith!” Bison Smith vs. Sal Rinuaro Bison kills Sal. How? Sodomy. You thought I was serious didn’t you. No. Just tossed him from inside to outside before taking advantage of his chest with his boot. Sal rolled underneath the ring as Prince Nana introduced his hired gun, Joey “Magnum” Ryan. Ryan looks like Austin Aries’ gay brother tonight. Nana offered a chance for anyone to fight Ryan. Colt Cabana answered the challenge. Colt Cabana vs. Joey Ryan Cabana had Ryan falling outside of the ring with authority. Yeah, I said it. Cabana caught the incoming boot, spinning Ryan around with ease. Vintage Colt had Joey completely confused with his unique style. Hammerlock into a spanking by Colt. I’m dead serious about that last sentence. Ryan distracted the ref so Nana could trip Colt into Ryan’s dropkick. Joey had Cabana’s left arm twisted and tangled. Ryan spent too much time feeling his chest to keep Cabana grounded, or to stop the caperana. Texas jab by Cabana only gave Ryan a chance to grab Colt’s arm and yank him to the mat by it. Ryan tried to jump off the top rope, but Colt caught him with a clothesline to the abdomen. Big series of punches from Colt allowed Cabana to execute the flying @$$hole. Colt hit the ropes for something, but ended up running into a super kick. Nana ordered Ryan to finish Colt. Nana ran across the apron, into Colt’s boot. Cabana jumped over Ryan, putting him in the Billy Goat’s Curse to make Ryan tap out. Sal slipped into the ring to celebrate, but ended up getting decked by Colt by accident. Kevin Steen and El Generico speak on The Briscoes, and their amazing toughness. Last week, Nigel McGuinness cost Tyler Black a chance to beat Jerry Lynn. Next week, we’ll interview Tyler Black. Prince Nana was lamenting in the back, warning anyone whose friends with Cabana is an enemy of the Embassy. Nigel McGuinness was in the crowd to talk about how horrible looking they are. Nigel couldn’t understand why wrestlers break their bodies for a bunch of ugly muppets. Nigel insulted some real ugly old dude before asking who is really in control of the sport of professional wrestling, the wrestlers or the fans. Nigel wanted to know who to blame for the physical limitations he faces right now due to his fifteen months as ROH World champion. Nigel agreed that it’s the fans fault for making him who he is now. Nigel proclaimed that maybe the next time he gets into the ring, “it could be the last time.” Foreshadowing. Nigel followed up by saying that whoever he faces, he’s injuring the person who tries to do the same to him. “The time for catchphrases is over,” Nigel barked. Amen brother. Next week, Austin Aries is giving away a lottery for a World title shot. Aries confirmed that the A-Double L-Double (Austin Aries Lucky Lottery) will happen next week. Next week, the fans will decide which hat he uses to pick the winner out of. One was from England, the other was a Big Bird skully. Also next week, Bryan Danielson, KENTA, and Roderick Strong will team up to face The American Wolves and Chris Hero. Last week, Steenerico attack The Wolves, leading to a three way brawl between the two aforementioned teams and The Briscoes. Tonight, the main event should settle who’s next in line to face The Wolves for the gold. The Briscoes vs. Kevin Steen & El Generico Kevin Steen and Mark Briscoe started this one off. Steen was able to shoulder tackle Mark off his feet, but Mark countered with his speed to dropkick him. Generico tagged in, leading to a quick exchange that ended with Generico arm dragging Mark to Jay. Jay became the legal man, chopping Generico into a back elbow. This brought in Kevin Steen, who got in Jay’s face for a shoulder block exchange. This turned into a snot rocket/saliva exchange that ended with Steen getting dropped by a leg lariat. Snap mare into the dropkick by Jay. Mark came in, shoulder ramming Steen to set up for a suplex. Steen easily blocked it and reversed it. Generico made the tag, forearming Mark until they were in The Briscoes’ corner for the double team shoulder tackle. Snap suplex by Jay got him a near fall. Generico inched his way to Steen, allowing Steen to go forearm to forearm with Jay. Steen rolled under the clothesline, DDT’ing Jay on the rebound. Jay was hurting as Generico used the drop toe hold to leave him open for the somersault leg drop. Quick tags from Steenerico, followed up a series of strikes had Jay reeling. Jay caught the incoming Generico with that downward spiral into middle turnbuckle. Jay rolled through, tagging in Mark. Kung-fu theater by Mark before using the Alabama slam on Generico. Mark knocked the incoming Steen to the floor before rushing Generico. Generico got the boots up, running across the ring before somersaulting on top of Jay. Mark followed suit by doing the same on Steen. Generico and Mark reentered, giving us a fistfight. Mark hit the ropes, running into the Michinoku driver for a two count. Mark stopped the yakuza kick with a super kick. Mark and Generico tagged out, leading to Jay and Kevin to just slug it out. Jay got the advantage, stomping Steen until he was seated in the corner for a face wash. Generico ran across the ring, yakuza kicking Jay. Generico spun around, getting suplexed by Mark. Steen caught the running Mark, executing a power bomb. Lung blower by Steen on Jay. Jay got his boots up to stop the Swanton. Double team on Generico. Death valley driver on the apron by Jay on Steen. Razor’s Edge neck breaker double team by the brothers only got them a near fall. Jay called for the Doomsday Device as the fans chanted for the masked man. Steen stopped the clothesline from Mark, allowing Jay to victory roll Jay for a two count. Generico set up Jay for the cannonball from Steen after a northern lights suplex slammed Jay. Coast to coast dropkick by Generico as Jay sat against the turnbuckles. The American Wolves hit the ring right as Steenerico set up for the Steamroller. A huge three team brawl erupts, with the opponents beating away the champions. Steen promised a rematch to The Briscoes before challenging The American Wolves to a Ladder War match in New York City at Glory By Honor VIII.
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