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WWE SuperStars SuperReview: Chris Masters Santino, Christian Plunders The Pirate, and Dolph Zig-Zags Finlay

By Jamie Kennedy
Sep 19, 2009 - 11:51 AM


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Here we are again for more WWE Superstars action! Haters of Matt Striker beware, look out for some unashamed love for the big guy.

Breaking Point last Sunday was a nice little 'B' level Pay-Per-View which saw The Miz and Kofi Kingston deliver an old school WWE mid-card bout and also the complete return of The Undertaker, who was screwed out of the World Heavyweight Championship by “Mr. Probation” Teddy Long and CM Punk. I really enjoyed the I Quit Match between John Cena and Randy Orton. Most people likely poo poo'd all over it but hey, it had the desired effect of making Orton look sinister and having Cena look like Iron Man.


Battle #1 – Chris Masters vs. Santino Marella

WOAH! It's everybody's favourite 'Cantalian' Santino Marrrrrrrrrrrrrella! Always a pleasure to see this legitimately funny and talented guy on WWE TV. The crowd pop big for him too, this is clearly because he is all kinds of awesome and they all know this match is instantly now 100% more fun.

The match was good too. Consistent, funny and rather damn good – the Santino is a credit to the man himself and WWE. In the end, Marella's 'Hulking Up' was no match for the “Masterlock” which ended the match by submission.

WINNER: “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters


Meanwhile, in Jerry Lawler's paradise...


· It's “Ask The Divas”! Which is something I really do not care about. As I've said before, I want to see these women wrestling and involved in angles. Sure they look good but promoting them as nothing but airhead bimbos with such questions as “Have you ever been on a bad date?” is rather irritating.

· Nice video package for CM Punk who is still the 'choice of a new generation'. I thought that was Kevin Nash!? Nyerk nyerk.


Battle #2 – Christian vs. Paul Burchill

Hey it's Matt, Josh and..Zack Ryder! The new #1 contender to the ECW Title is here to do some colour commentary on tonight's match. A little scouting if you will. This should be a nice one if it's given at least 5 minutes!

GREAT match here. Bonus points because Burchill was allowed to look very competitive. This is the essence of ECW over the past year or so, matches like this which only help to get the wrestlers involved over. Ryder was also hilarious on announcing and it's good to see him getting a little elevation towards a title. So long as his eventual shot at the belt is on PPV!

WINNER: Christian

 In Other News...


· Randy Orton is on Superstars!? He's backstage with Josh Matthews and tells us all to forget about Batista and reminds us that he will beat John Cena at Hell in a Cell to once again become WWE Champion. As always, good promo from Mr. RKO but they really need to go some to make the cell match brutal and back up the 'suffering' they have both promised.


Your Main Event & Mine - Battle #3 – Dolph Ziggler vs. Finlay

Dolph is always impressive and Finlay is always reliable (although he really needs to lose the crappy music..) so this one should be a decent end to the show. In saying this, Zigglers big PPV contribution at Breaking Point was making lame jokes at Pat Patterson's expense. So we got that eating up time instead of a potential show stealer in Ziggler vs. John Morrison? According to J.R however, we get this bout at the next Pay-Per-View offering Hell in a Cell.

Great brawling aspect to this one as both men hit hard and hit often, landing believable blows and really having an intense matchup. It went back and forth until 'Mr. Ziggles' eventually managed to hit his “ZigZag” finishing move for the 1...2...3! I have to say, I love that taunt the guy does with his hair. Superb old-school heel stuff!

WINNER: Dolph Ziggler


That's all from me for another week. Hope everyone has an acetastic weekend! See you next time for more from the WWE Superstars!


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Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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