Welcome everybody to my WWE Superstars debut on World Wrestling Insanity.  Many of you may know my work from my TNA Real Time Reports.  For those who don't, my name is Tommy Harvey and I am going to take you through the excitement that is WWE Superstars from now on.  We might as well go ahead and delve into it now.

Match 1:  Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov vs William Regal and Primo Colon

In the opening minutes of the match, Santino pulled off a Primo cartwheel and started power-walking off the ropes as William Regal just watched in confusion.  Some may argue that his career is being ruined by these types of comedic performances, but I think it has given him a place in the WWE.  If he wasn't funny, he would have been released a long time ago.  I think this might be a last ditch effort to do something with Kozlov.  Everything else has failed, so why not put him in a tag team.  Primo has seemingly found a home on Superstars and lucky to still have a job.  Regal is being underutilized. 

As far as the match goes, the end comes when Primo goes for high flying cross body off the top rope and Kozlov catches him and drops him with the Iron Curtain.  The winners of the match are Vladimir Kozlov and Santino Marella. 

Match 2: Chris Masters vs Caylen Croft of the Dudebusters

Why haven't they done more with Chris Masters?  He's the type of guy who should be in the Mark Henry role or chasing the US Title.  I can't stand the Dudebusters.  Croft spends the majority of the match getting beat down like the jobber he should be, but he gets the victory after hitting a chop block and a DDT.  The world is in complete disaray now as Caylen Croft picks up the victory over Chris Masters.

Main Event:  MVP w/Percy "Oh Yeah" Watson vs Chavo Guerrero

Once upon a time there was a heavily hyped new superstar on Smackdown.  He was pushed and eventually became a multiple time US Champion.  He then was moved to RAW and is now lost on Superstars most weeks.  That superstar is MVP. 

Once upon a time there was another superstar who was part of a great wrestling family.  He was a very good Cruiserweight, but then he became Kerwin White.  After tragedy struck, he re-adopted his God given name and became the WWECW Champion.  He lost in 8 seconds to a Big Red Monster, became a forgotten member of another family (La Familia), and then became a forgotten member of the WWE roster.  He is now a staple of Superstars too. His name is Chavo Guerrero. 

MVP picks up the win with the Play of the Day.  Let this be a lesson; If you have a heavily hyped debut on Smackdown, you will probably end up on Superstars eventually.  This means you, Alberto Del Rio.  I'm sure I'll be seeing you soon enough on WWE Superstars.  And I'm hoping to see all of you again next week for another exhilirating show.