An open letter to the fans of World Wrestling Entertainment

Dear Wrestling fans,

It has recently come to my attention that some of you have become disgruntled, disenfranchised and disappointed with the World Wrestling Entertainment product. You have been heard recently complaining about the lack of actual wrestling rather than applauding the larger than life, muscular, complex characters. You seem to be upset that WWE lacks athletes who have the abilities to put on compelling, athletic contests. Gone are the days of the 4 star matches between Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle. No more tag team matches with the incredible abilities of the Dudleys, Hardy’s and Edge and Christian. I need to let you all know that this madness needs to stop. You all need to just grin and bear it.

World Wrestling Entertainment has been promoting wrestling for years. Long before you were a fan of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, The Rock, Mankind, and Triple H, WWE existed. Newsflash for you, WWE will not stop running shows just because some internet marks are complaining. WWE will not change their booking ideas just because you fans feel John Cena can’t wrestling his way out of a wet paper bag. WWE will not stop from “pushing the envelope” with characters like Mohammed Hassan and Khosrow Daivari. That is not how WWE world. WWE is by far the number one wrestling promotion of all time and WWE didn’t get to where they are by letting the whiners and complainers dictate storylines. WWE didn’t become number one by conforming to the “system”.

Just so you know, World Wrestling Entertainment is cutting edge. World Wrestling Entertainment is compelling drama and action. World Wrestling Entertainment is a soap opera created for men and women who “get it”.

So if you don’t “get it”, then you can “get the F out”.

It is that simple. WWE needs characters like Gene Snisky who is a big freaky man who loves feet. World Wrestling Entertainment knows what is funny and WWE knows that a “Fitness Guru” who makes fun of obese people is it. WWE knows that an obese black man in pajamas who anally rapes men is a laugh riot. WWE knows that doing things the “Con-Way” is the only way to do things. WWE knows that a Mexican American man who realizes that the only way to succeed in this country is to be a white man. That is cutting edge people. WWE is willing to do what shows like Law and Order, CSI and others aren’t willing to do. Reach out to America with the issues that affect real life. Fans of World Wrestling Entertainment need to open their eyes and face the facts, World Wrestling Entertainment knows what it is doing and you don’t. Just sit back and enjoy what WWE presents. Besides, there is no alternative. TNA is not a competitor. They are a wart on the hynie of WWE. UFC? They are poopy. Yes poopy. Cause poopy is funny. So watch RAW and Smackdown when and where available and enjoy.

Regards,

Vincent Kennedy McMahon

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