Holas, Hola A. Matt Dawgs and the infamous JG here. Sorry for the surprise but sh*tg happens and our original virtual time guy had a problem at we've been called to save the day. Stay with us cause TNA has a show and a big announcement. On to the show.

Matt Dawgs here covering the first hour of the show. JG will be in at 9:00 PM ish to bat cleanup.

Dave Sahadi still has it. A great package recapping everything leading up to tonight. Damn Vince dropped the ball letting him go.

Match#1 - A1 vs. Eric Young

Back and forth match which if memory serves me correct, i remember reading that this was supposed to be a four way. Not too sure what happened but it's a singles match. Anyway, the much bulked up Eric Young ended up winning with a wheelbarrow into a neck breaker on A1. Looked real good, espeically for someone like Eric Young to pull off.

Winner: Eric Young

Up later, three way between Raven, Abyss and Little Runt Dudley.

Video package from the pre-show showing fans testing their strengh to see which fans can strap jeff Jarrett the hardest later on.

Shot at Jim Cornette and Borash backstage. Jeremy is looking for answers trying to find out the "Big announcement" that will change the face of wrestling history. Wish Tony Schivione could announce it. Boy did he know how to sell a main event better than anyone. I remember when Glaciar fought Ernest Miller and he told me that it was the biggest match in the history of wrestling. I believed it. Corny did mention that it was a wrestler who isn't on the card making the announcement. Could be good. Glad it isn't the Russo deal as the announcement. Let the speculation for the next two hours begin.


2. Petey Williams vs. Jay Lethal

Williams came out but Lethal was no where to be found. Camera cuts backstage where Lethal, Sonjay Dutt and Chris Sabin were hanging out. Jerry Lynn came into the locker room pissed off cause Lethal's music was playing and he was goofing off. Lynn told him to get to ringside and told Sabin to stop goofing off because he had an X-Division title match later against Senshi. Sabin told him to chill out because he had it covered. Lethal came to ringside and put on his boots outside the ring. Williams started off in command but Lethal reversed a move to take control. It wasn't for long though when he tried a plancha to the outside and missed. Williams back in charge. Just realized that the “Jackass” crew of Lethal, Sabin and Dutt put a laxative in Petey Willaims’ water. Williams is having a hard time wrestling because he is going to sh*t his pants. You know what just struck me? Vince Russo is on the writing team. Get it? No? Well for those new to wrestling reading this, Vince Russo loves toilet humor. Almost as much as Vince McMahon. So expect a lot of fart jokes, and sh*t jokes and crappy, unfunny jokles. Sonjay Dutt came to ringside to explain the laxative to Williams. Williams continued to dominate while he was sh*tting in his pants at the same time. He almost killed Lethal with a sick looking cradle DDT. he set up for the Canadian Destroyer but couldn't because the diahrhea was coming. HAHA!. So Funny. Oh yes, that is sacrasm people. Williams was about to split the match and lose via countout because he had to run to the bathroom but Lethal ended up rolling him up from behind for the win.

Winner: Jay Lethal

Rhino is backstage with Borash. He cut a solid promo talking about how he was going to Gore, Gore, Gore Christian tonight. He got choked up when talking about his "Best Friend".

Abyss/Raven/Little Runt package. Did i mention that Dave Sahadi is the best producer in wrestling? His packages kick ass.

Match # 3 - Abyss vs. Little Runt vs. Raven in a no DQ match
Abyss out first with Mitchell. Raven out next followed by Runt. Runt gets tossed quickly and Abyss beats down Raven. Runt comes back with a garbage can and hits Abyss. He and Raven double team Abyss and toss him into a garbage can propped into a corner. Raven then turns on Runt and starts kicking some ass. Runt with a comeback and tosses Raven to the outside. Abyss comes from behin and press slams Runt to the outside onto Raven. Abyss follows outsider and Raven tosses Runt into the guardrail and then attacks Abyss. He Tosses Abyss into the apron and is in control. Russian leg sweep into the guardrail. He tosses him into the ring. Raven grans the trash can and slams it into Runt's head. Abyss comes in and holds Runt for Raven to hit him again but he hits Abyss by accident after Runt ducked. Runt with a nut shot on Raven and plunder galore for the next few minutes. Raven busts out a Magneto helmet. WTF? Headbuts on Runt and Abyss. Outside to the entrance ramp and Raven tosses him down the ramp. Apparantly it is real steep. Whatever. Abyss setting up a table. Raven got some juice. Bright red. Abyss went down the ramp that Runt went down and came back with a table. Set Raven up on it and is climbing the ladder for the table spot. Raven fights it off though and sets up Abyss on the table instead. Before he could jump, Runt Dudely came from the ceiling or something and COMPLETELY MISSED ABYSS. But West and Tenay sold it like it was Foley falling off the Hell in a Cell. Inexplicably, the replayed it. Replay was no different as he missed it there too. Raven pulled Runt into the crowd where there were two tables set up. He wrapped a chain around his neck, climbed this scaffold and pulled Runt by the dog collar up to where he climbed. Damn good looking spot to make up for the last one. Raven then punched Runt off the scaffoled and he crashed tghrough the tables. Raven went for the cover but it isn't falls count anywhere. So he pulls Runt back to the ring. Raven is a bloody freaking mess. Went for the cover but Mitchell put Runt's foot ont he ropes. Raven got up, turned around and got caught by Abyss with a Black Hole Slam for the win. Good spotfest.

Winner: Abyss

Borash with the champ, Double J Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett talking smack about the  big announcement. Jarrett hints that it has to do with Spike TV. He then says the announcement is going to be from Sting. Eric Young runs in to say he is going to help Jarrett tonight. Jarrett tells him to go find Sting.

Video package for the Tag Team Battle Royal for the number one contership with the Naturals, James Gang, AMW, Paparazzi, Shark Boy and Smiley, Bentley and Kazarian, Killings and Lance Hoyt, Diamonds in the Rough.

Match #4 - Tag Team Battle Royal
Too much action to call. Not going to try. Just will state the eliminations. Smiley out first. Elix Skipper out next. Lance Hoyt and Johnny Devine eliminated. Shark Boy tossed and his team (Smiley/Shark Boy) are gone. Chase Stevens gets tossed from the top into the crowd by James Storm. Good spot. David Young tossed. Killings and BG James tossed by Shelly. Kazarian tossed. Bentley tossed. Shelly gone by hand of Kip James. James Storm tossed by Kip. Brawl on the outside with Johnny Divine, Shelly, Bently and Kazarian. Down to 3 left. BJ tosses Chris Harris but the ref missed it. Harris comes in and tosses Kip James. James eliminated. Since we are down to two, it is now a tag match between AMW and the Naturals. Unfortauntely Chase Stevens is selling a knee injury from his toss into the crowd so AMW is going to kick some ass until he makes the hot tag and the "injured" Stevens will get the win for the Naturals. We will see. James Gang comes back out to distract Chris Harris and Chase Stevens rolls up James Storm for the three count and the win. Shane Douglas comes in to congratualte his team.

Winner: The Naturals

Jackass package showing Sabin, Lethal and Dutt watching Jackass and all of the crap they have pulled lately. Also show a Senshi promo crapping all over Sabin not taking wrestling seriously. He is going to kick Sabin's ass.

Match #5 -X-Division Title Match Senshi (c) vs. Chris Sabin

Some Matt wrestling and submission by Sabin early. Chain Wrestling city by both men. Stiff fest city between Senshi and Sabin with chops. Surprisingly and maybe its because i've seen a thousand Low-Ki matches on the indies but this was back and forth between both men. The chops were laid in hard though. Fantastic "Warriors Way" aka Double Stomp when Sabin had half his body on the outside of the ropes. Looked incredible. Very brutal shots by both men. Less typical X match as there were less inovative spots and moves and more stiff forearms, chops and kicks. Both men fighting for position as Senshi went for a superplex. Sabi fights him off and instead of falling back, Senshi ended up in a tree of woe. Sabin then sailed in with a dropkick while Senshi was tied up. Senshi about to hit the Warriors Way but Sonjay comes out and distracts the ref and Senshi. Lethal, behind the refs back slides in a stuffed doll of Sabin. Senshi goes for the Warriors Way but notices it is a dummy. Sabin nails a clothesline and goes for his own Warriors Way but Senshi throws the dummy at him. He then hits a running double front drop kick and gets the pin.

Winner: Senshei

---  Hey hey!  James Guttman here with your real time coverage for the rest of the show.  Big thanks to Matt Dawgs for holding down the fort in the show's first half. 

Interview with: Christian Cage:  He doesn't care about Sting's rumored arrival.  He thinks that Rhino might care since he's such a fanboy for The Stinger.  Words hurt, but Cage doesn't care.  The fans are the same way according to him.  "They'll never accomplish a damn thing in their lives!"  Rhino can settle on being average, but he's not "great" like Captain Charisma.

Match #6 - Christian Cage vs. Rhino

Tenay says that they know each other "inside and out."  Yeah...I, uh.  OK.  The battle went back and forth for a while, but eventually landed over the barricade and into the crowd.  Don West hoped that the ref would give them leeway since things could get violent.  Christian and The War Machine ended up deep in the audience where Rhino choked Cage with - wait for it - a paper sign.  He choked him with paper.  It was magic paper.  They made the most of their surroundings, whipping one another into walls and stairs.  Seeing opportunity, Christian went in for the kill, but ended up tossed back into the ringside area.  Edge's fake brother started to backtrack up the aisle, but was simply biding his time.  When Rhino chased after, Cage spiked him with an Implant DDT.  With his opponent busted wide open, Chris brought the action back to the ring and went to town on him.  He climbed the ropes and even hit a Frog Splash on the bloody Rhino, but still only scored a two count.  As Christian chopped away on his prey, Don West said that Cage had gone from being a fan favorite to "an asshole."  Christian attempted to use a chair as a weapon, but was stopped by the ref.  After a brief scuffle, the official fell and missed Cage's low-blow and follow-up Unprettier on the chair.  Three seconds later, Captain Charisma picks up a win on his good buddy.

Winner: Christian Cage

A car has just arrived in the parking lot.  Jeremy Borash and his snazzy outfit are outside with a microphone, but he doesn't get far.  Eric Young, convinced it's Sting, tries to break into the limo but is stopped by the LAX.  He says, "I didn't know you guys were trying to steal this limo."  Offended, they chase him off and then Konnan cuts a promo on AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.

Chris Daniels and AJ Styles cut a pretaped interview with Don West.  Daniels hates Konnan's racist propoganda.  He thinks he's defending the Latino culture, but he ain't.  Chris mentions Pedro Morales, Eddie Guerrero, and Tito Santana.  He even says that K-Dog would punk out Eddie if he were here today standing between LAX and a goal.  The Fallen Angel gives us our second "asshole" of the night and vows victory.

Ultimate X Hype Video

Match #7 - Ultimate X Match - TNA Tag Champions LAX vs. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. 

Things started off quickly and it's pretty funny to hear Don West say, "Gringo Killer."  It's like hearing Dick Cheney say, "Off the hizzle, bee-otch."  The good guys double team Homicide for a while and then send AJ up to get the belt.  Cide recovers though and teeters Styles back and forth until he falls. Seemed fun.  After narrowly avoiding a chair shot, Daniels came back and fended them off.  He ended up on the outside and was nailed by a rope flip from Homi.  Then it was A.J.'s turn to do his thang.  He flipped over the top and it looked like it would be pretty bad if the camera wasn't placed where it was.  Either way, it looked cool enough.  Donny and Professor Mike apologize for being unable to cover things as they happen because they're happening so quickly.  (JG Note:  Try writing it, guys.  I, like Michael and Donald, apologize as well.)  It moves very fast and everyone is just tossing in spot after spot.  While normally people can complain about that stuff, a match like this sort of implies it.  An Ultimate X Match is designed to showcase spots.  While it's still not a good idea to do spot-after-spot, you have to sarcafice some psychology in order to get over the gimmick match.  Homicide ended up on the cables and chose to scoot across with his arms and legs locked around it.  Unfortauntely, he was facing the wrong way and was easy prey for the Phenomenal One.  Styles chased him down and they both came tumbling down to the mat.  The fcans seemed pretty into it and the announcing was good here too.  Together, they both sold the match and got over Hernandez and Cide well.  At one point, AJ regained momentum and took the Latin American Exchangers down.  From there, he broke into this manic scream that made it look like he was doing a Batista impression.  If you have the show on Tivo, go back and look at it.  OK.  Now look at the picture of Dave we used for the Great American Bash report. Crazy.  If you don't have the show on Tivo, you have to take my word on it.  Sorry.   Things moved on and everyone started to hit top rope shots in succession.  Christopher hit the BME and they all followed him in suit.  After more back and forth, Styles hit Homicide with the Styles Clash from the apron through a table.  West screamed, "Wow!  Wow!  Wow!"  Only he said it really weird and kind of creepy.  Back in the ring, Konnan slammed Chris with a blackjack and brought in a kendo stick.  The ref jumped in and was intimidated.  With everyone distraced, Daniels climbed the corner and then, from the top of the cables, jumped to the middle of the set-up.  Mike Tenay was beside himself and it really sounded like he was going to cry.  The match was really good.  Great spots and great highlight footage.  Not sure I'd cry over it though.

Winners: New Tag Team Champions AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels

Recap of Jeff Jarrett having to take a lie detector test to satisfy Jim Cornette.  Cornette punished Jarrett by putting him in a match with Samoa Joe...and crazy TNA fans with straps. 

Match #8 - Fan Revenge Match - Jeff Jarrett vs. Samoa Joe (Non Title)

Jeff wore three shirts for this one in order to fend off the insane fans and plants.   Right off the bat, Joe took advantage of Jarrett's distraction and pelted him with kicks and headbutts.  The NWA Champ tries to take off, but quickly runs back in thanks to the fans and their leather straps.  Oddly enough, the crowd didn't react much to the start of this.  I understand, though.  Watching this match, you feel yourself waiting for the big surprise.  This is almost a buffer match in some ways.  After some more battle, Double J found himself outside the ring and whooped by nutty fans.  Upon entering the ring, Jeff grabbed S.J.'s trunks and propelled him outside.  He called to the fans for a Samoan whipping, but instead they opted to help him to his feet.  Angered by the bias, The King of Kings The Mountain reached out to bring Joseph back in.  When he did, he found himself the victim of more fan lashings!  The Samoan Bulldozer Submission Machine took back the advantage soon enough though, hitting him with a pretty sweet dropkick.  He even scored a close near fall following a powerslam, but JJ got an arm up.  The fans really seemed to get quieter as it all went on.  When Jarrett regained control, he choked his foe with some of his extra t-shirts and tried to tie him to the ropes with a strap.  In typical three stooges fashion, Joe ended up tying Jeff to the ropes!  Ah!  With the champ tied up, all the fans ran in and strapped him.  The ref couldn't stop them, but it didn't matter because Don West says he loves it.  He's so happy.  Samoa locked in a choke, but failed to get the submission from The Chosen One.  Jarrett put his foot on the ropes and then, after some confusion, ended up nailing Sammy J with the Stroke...right on the guitar.  Still, he failed to get a three count.  He ended up scaling the ropes, but it was a bad move.  Jeffrey was caught and nailed with the Muscle Buster.  1,2,3.  Samoa Joe remains undefeated. 

Winner: Samoa Joe

After the official word, Samoa Joe took the title with him.  Before Jeff could react, Jim Cornette came out for the big announcement and introduced...

No one yet.  He thanked the fans and said on Thursday 11/16 goes primetime at 9pm.

But that ain't the big announcement.  This is:

KURT ANGLE

...then they played a video.  Kurt said, "It's real.  It's damn real."

But, no one came out.  The show just ended.  Either way, it was a pretty big deal and they sure faked out a ton of people.  Don West ended the night by saying, "Holy shit."  What a potty mouth.  He needs the Three I's. 

All in all: Good stuff.  Good show.  Good night.

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