Breaking News: Voodoo Kin Mafia Mistakenly Invades WEW Show

By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity News

(Some Bar In New Jersey) – B.G. James and Kip James thought that their quest to address a live World Wrestling Entertainment crowd again had finally been achieved.

As it turns out, not so much.

The two men, who currently compete in Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling under the ridiculous handle of the Voodoo Kin Mafia, showed up at what they thought was an event being presented by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).

"Paul Levesque, Michael Hickenbottom," called out B.G. after securing a live microphone. "You two better show yourselves after this match between G.I. Ho and Hard Core School Girl Tatianna."

It turns out that VKM from TNA weren't at a WWE show at all, but rather one from WEW, as in Women's Extreme Wrestling, a promotion that features grapplers such as Talia Madison, Tai "Killer" Weed and The Ghetto Girlz. Not that we here at World Wrestling Insanity News would ever watch this crap on a regular basis.

Or download their Internet pay-per-views. No sir.

As to how the former New Age Outlaws made their way to a show with 150 fans instead of the WWE's average of 15,000, some believe it was an attempt by WWE offices in Stamford, Connecticut to undermine their smaller rival. Either that, or Kip and B.G. aren't all that bright.

"My dyslexia may have finally got the better of me," Kip suggested. "WEW . . . WWE . . . you have to admit, pretty much anyone could have made the same mistake."

That didn't stop the former James Gang from trying to turn the audience against their "Dumb to the Xtreme" rivals in WWE. Unfortunately, the fans were trying to concentrate a ringside confrontation between Annie Social and the pWo. I don't know how I know all of these names, by the way – someone must have slipped a "Nude World Order" DVD into my regular collection.

Still, the Voodoo Kin Mafia didn't get the hint when fans ignored them and focused on the in-ring action instead.

"No, we will NOT 'show our tits'!" shouted B.G. to the fans, which were more likely requesting that of WEW competitor Rain than they were the former five-time WWE tag team champion.

Fans in attendance later said they hadn't been so disappointed with a WEW event since the "Celebrity Ho-down" show last year. Hey, I did a lot of research on this story, okay? Yeah, that's the ticket. Research.

As B.G. and Kip left the venue, they bumped into Kevin Nash. VKM was concerned that Nash, a longtime friend to Levesque and Hickenbottom, was there to act on behalf of his buddies.

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about," quipped Nash when confronted by VKM. "Wait… there's a wrestling show here tonight?"

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