The show opened with the competitors arriving at the TUF House. Corey Hill joked that he and Andy Wang ought to bunk together since they are the minorities. As the episode continued, viewers learned that Hill is full of jokes. And other stuff.

Dana White said the season was going to be nutty and he wondered if it had anything to do with "little man's complex." He said that coaches B.J. Penn and Jens "Little Evil" Pulver were nutty, too.

Bad blood was an understatement when describing the dynamic between the coaches. As they waited at the UFC Training Center for the fighters to arrive, they did their very best to ignore each other. Dana joined them and pointedly said he expected some coaching from them. (He must have been having a flashback to Ken Shamrock and his grueling regimen of cartoon watching for his team.)

The sixteen fighters were evaluated separately by Penn and Pulver. Pulver got to put them through their paces first and they were completely worn out by the time Penn's turn came. Of course, B.J. wondered if it had been a ploy by Pulver so that Penn could not get a full evaluation. And he was probably right.

It was time to pick teams, and Dana flipped a coin. Pulver won and chose to pick the first fight. That meant Penn got to pick the first fighter for his team.

Sounds simple, right? Well, not with these two

Instead of picking a single fighter as Dana had asked him to, Penn asked those who wanted to be on his team--and wanted nothing to do with Pulver's team--to raise their hands. Ten of the fighters did just that. That aggravated Pulver and it was apparent that the tactic had gotten under his skin, but he played along with it.

Dana tried to put a stop to it and asked Penn to pick ONE fighter for his team.

And once again, Penn wanted to pick eight of the fighters who had their hands up.

Dana's patience was wearing thin as he tried to get a word in, finally resorting to one of his favorite words: Shut the f**k up, he shouted until he'd restored order.

Eventually the teams were picked.

Team Penn:

Gray Maynard

Matt Wiman

Gabe Ruediger

Joe Lauzon

Robert Emerson

Andy Wang

Allen Berube

Noah Thomas

Team Pulver:

Corey Hill

Nate Diaz

Brandon Melendez

Brandon Sims

Manuel Gamburyan

Cole Miller

Brian Geraghty

Wayne Weems

They headed back to the TUF House and personalities had changed now that teams had been chosen. Corey Hill is already on my last nerve with his antics. He barks.

Team Penn got an early start the next morning, and Penn and his assistant coaches didn't seem to care that the guys were not used to such early hours.

Ruediger was considerably overweight for the lightweight division. In fact, he weighed more than a welterweight and was very disappointed in himself that the more he tried to diet, the more weight he was gaining. (I hope we won't find he had a secret stash of Snickers bars in his gym bag.)

Team Pulver trained next and strategized about who to pick for the first fight.

Ruediger was 22 pounds overweight and feared he'd be picked for the first fight. He ended up crying in front of his team and hoped no one on Pulver's team had seen it.

Emerson thought that weight loss was a girl problem, not a guy problem. Mr. Sensitivity.

It was time for the fight announcement, and Dana said they would have to win three fights in order to make it to the finals.

This week's fight would be Cole Miller of Team Pulver and Allen Berube of Team Penn. That meant Ruediger was off the hook for the time being.

Cole, a rather obnoxious trash talker, said he didn't think Berube was taking his opportunity seriously enough.

Berube acknowledged he was not as experienced as some of the others. He'd originally started fighting in Florida to get publicity for his business (he owns two Monstah Lobstah restaurants in the Tampa area) and the next thing he knew he was in Las Vegas trying out for the show.

The fight was set for two 5 minute rounds with Big John McCarthy as the referee.

Berube gave it his best shot, but Miller won by triangle choke submission. Penn was satisfied that Berube had given it the 100 percent he had to give.

As he headed home, Berube said he'd made a rookie mistake. He wasn't beaten up, but his heart felt beat up.

Next week:

Team Penn turns on each other and Manny "loses his mind"

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