Guests: Matt Hardy and Ashley
Hey Insanites; after being forced to watch an advert
for 50 Cent’s DVD we hit into Byte This and WWE
Superstar Tood Grisham, who starts the show by drooling
over the One Outfit Wonder and your Under the Desk Action
contest winner for 2005 Ashley! And also Matt Hardy will
be on too.
What? Bret Hart? Next Week? On Byte This? Yes it’s
true.
Batista saw Dr. Andrews and sadly the Animal could be
penned in for three months! Nice going Big Show, Kane.
Candice Michelle Car Wash, Todd suggests you be alone
when you watch this, like he will be. Todd talks about
WWE’s Internet show Heat.
Raw is recapped and Edge still doesn’t care about
anything…cept himself. What a prick, but I like
this attitude of Edge’s. Edge is going to Smackdown
on Friday, hope he likes empty arenas.
Todd loves his Jake the Snake DVD: clips are shown of
the DVD. (Can’t wait to buy my copy.) Jake will
not return Todd’s calls. Ashley is up next, and
she will be live in the studio, and she is wearing something
different than normal, you don’t want to miss it
folks.
Ashley loves the set. Buy your copy of Flex Magazine,
she is gracing the cover. Hat no Hat. Some clips are shown
of Ashley posing for Flex. She wears pretty much the same
thing throughout the whole shoot. Ashley wants to look
like Batista; it’s her dream. Her Halloween costume
is (was) up for auction on WWE.com. Ashley is dating Matt
Hardy. That is a step up for Matt, definitely. Ashley
and Matt are trying to handle being on different shows.
That worked well before. Ashley is coming off quite well
here, a lot better than she does on Raw.
Matt Hardy is up next live. Ashley is staying in the
studio. Matt confirms that he and Ashley are dating. Todd
brings up the whole Lita different shows thing. Matt talks
it up positive. Johnny Ace better not see this show…Matt
is breaking the dress code. Matt always tries to be honest.
Lita and Ashley treat each other professionally. Clips
from the Ladder match that kicked Matt off Raw is shown.
Matt talks about his deep passion for the business. Clips
are shown from 2003 when Matt was feuding with Rey over
the Cruiserweight Title. 220. Matt still hates Edge with
all his soul. I hate to say this; but it would so evil,
yet hilarious if Edge seduced Ashley. Matt loves his fans.
Matt is coming off like an egotistical jackass. Matt talks
about how hard the Road is. As they leave Ashley’s
music is played, don’t worry Matt it doesn’t
mean anything.
Diva’s uncovered…but not totally.
Pick
Your Poison
Bret Hart will
be live next week. That should be terrific. Byte This
ends to Bret’s theme music, and clips from Bret’s
career…I detect a hard sell for his DVD next week.
I wonder if Vince will be a guest caller?
Wow this episode flew. Usually the 45 minutes drag along,
but not this week. As I said before Ashley did come across
very well. She was aware of the product and her place;
she was humble in the right places and confident in the
right places. Matt Hardy was just there.
I honestly suggest if you have never seen Byte This to
check it out next week as Bret will be live in the studio.
If you don’t want to watch it, you can read my recap.
I will try to be as detailed as possible next week.
Phone Calls for Ashley
Brian: Ashley thinks Mickie James Trish fixation is odd.
Ashley is giving her wrestling tips (hahaha!)
Chris: Ashley does not have a dream match. (Learning to
wrestle first is a good idea)
Cathy: Ashley wants to wrestle Victoria in the future.
Kelly (guy) She loved being in the Battle Royal.
Phone Calls for Matt
Todd: Matt would form a tag team with Rey Mysterio, which
he pretty much has. Teaming with Rey is a lot of fun.
Matt would love to wrestle Shawn Michaels…everyone
does.
Jeremy: Never say never to a Hardy Boys reunion. Damn
no TNA mention.
Derek: Matt’s goals on Smackdown are to win every
title. Good call.
Chad: Matt knows Chad as the Chicken Horse? Matt hates
to see Christian go. No TNA plug again.
Phone Calls for Todd.
Someone has Todd’s pants.
Joey: Todd thinks Joey Styles is doing a great job, but
is not sure how long he will be around. Todd would love
a shot at doing Raw.
Matt: Todd would not want a fan co-host unless she was
21 and a woman. Todd hangs up on Matt.
