Raw
Complete 10/10 Raw Report
By By James Guttman
Oct 10, 2005, 23:52

Recap of last week's USA Homecoming

Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Ross, Coach, and Lawler are all there.

Steph is upset that the crowd approved of her family's beating by Steve Austin. The voters online voted for her as their favorite victim. She guesses that the Internet doesn't like her. It's because they're all jealous. Men are jealous because she has "bigger balls than every man in this arena." The sound guy gives her a "wrap it up" signal. She gets angry and slaps him. She then slaps Lillian. Then shoves the camera man. Daddy's coming and someone will be fired!

She has the announcers help her up onto the table. She says that the "Bitch is Back." JR says that the show is a "runaway train right here."

Commercial Break.

Doink comes down the aisle.

Recap of Conway getting beat up by the legends last week.

1. Rob Conway pinned Doink after an Ego Trip.

Conway wrestles in sunglasses. JR calls it "strange." Rob wins with the Ego Trip and then gives a post match promo about hating legends. After that, he puts the boots to Doink until Eugene arrives. Robert end up housing both of them and then left.

VKM is coming, kids. Ready to fire some punks. Coach says that JR is getting fired. Ross says he wants to keep his job.

Recap of Triple H destroying Ric Flair.

Commercial Break.

Carlito's Cabana is up. Carlito says he would have helped the McMahons if he knew what was up. He brings up the Iron Man Match. He's cut off by Kurt Angle's theme.

Kurt gets mad at Carlito for calling the match a tie. Shawn Michaels suddenly appears on the ramp.

HBK brings up how Angle chickened out in a sudden death challenge. Either he doesn't want the title or he doesn't want any more of Shawn. Kurt says that he's not scared of being fired, but Michaels should be. He calls himself Raw's "meal ticket." Back when he was WWE Champion, WCW went out of business.

Cue Big Show. Show says he's been patient. He realized something. When you're a giant, you can cut the line. Why? Because you can. He requests a title shot too.

Cue Edge. He mentions his Money in the Bank title match. Then called himself a career killer. Makes an unemployed Matt Hardy joke. Says Steph should freeze title shots till he uses his. Carlito gets upset and says they all can agree on two things:

A) They want Edge fired.

B) Carlito should be #1 Contender.

Everyone laughed and John Cena's music hit.

John makes fun of HBK's leather chaps, offers to "put his piece in (Angle's) mouth," says Big Show has a small package, and calls Carlito a Chia-Pet Putz. Then he does the "Deez Nuts" line. After that, he says that Lita's a slut and tells Edge that he can "blow" him like a pinwheel. He offers to fight them all.

Trish is backstage stretching.

Commercial Break.

During the break, Eric Bischoff was interviewed on WWE.com He announced HBK, Cena, and Show v Edge, Angle, and Carlito.

Chris Masters arrives. Tajiri attacks him from behind.

2. Chris Masters defeated Tajiri with a Masterlock

Tajiri fought back but lost because...well, that's what he does.

Triple H is walking backstage and he comes face to face with Shawn Michaels. HBK is upset about HHH's attack on Flair. Calls it "too much." Hunter laughs in his face and walks away. He runs into Big Show, who says that the Game will get his "someday." He then runs into Cena, who says he lost respect for Trips after last week. Helmsley replies that the last thing that John wants to do is get his attention. He tells him to come get some. Trips says he will take some when he wants to. Then he beats up a staff member.

Commercial Break.

No Mercy Recap. Celian Varini's No Mercy Coverage can be found by clicking here.

Cue Triple H.

Hunter says the Flair attack is none of our business. It's about him and Flair. He used to worship him! He was a Flair mark! That's why he was thrilled with Ric's arrival on Raw four years ago. He later discovered that Flair was now a shell of himself. That's why he let the Nature Boy stand by his side and bask in his glory. In Triple's absence, Ric became a punk. He let Carlito spit at him. Two weeks later, Naitch did the top rope spot but didn't get caught. He hit Cool with it and everyone cheered. Even Slick Ric cheered! He actually reveled in his "new found medicority." While people cheered, H Cube cried. That's why he "took the horse behind the barn and...pulled the trigger." Bang. No more Flair.

Crowd chants "We want Flair." Hunter says that chants like that are the problem. Without the Game, Ric is nothing. Gameboy tells Flair that for him, "the Game is over." The H Man then leaves without any theme music.

Commercial Break.

Video of Rock talking about his new movie, Doom.

3. Trish Stratus pinned Victoria with a modified Northern Lights Suplex

Victoria, wearing a Stratus T-Shirt, ttargets Trish's back. She bends her backwards and Coachman says he does yoga. Vicki only gets a two count. After some more fighting, Toria gets Strats in a Style's Clash position on the turnbuckles and pops down in a Boston Crab position. TS finished off Vick with a backdrop into a suplex.

After the bell, Ashley showed up to help Trish. Victoria beat up Ash until a mystery "fan" (Alexis Laree) in a mini-skirt attacked her. She seemed to like Stratus.

Commercial Break.

Taboo Tuesday - October 1st.

Alexis meets up with Trish. Her name is Mickey James. She idolizes Stratus. Trish seems to know her name. The implication is that she's a bit of a stalker.

Next week's Cabana guest: Mick Foley.

4. Edge, Kurt Angle, and Carlito defeated Big Show, Shawn Michaels, and John Cena when Angle pinned Cena.

JR says Big Show reminds him of Andre the Giant. At one point, Michaels tried to land a Superkick on Carlito, but stamped his foot for what seemed like an hour before Kurt Angle hit him. They're really pushing the WWE.com thing. HBK makes the hot tag to Show, who gives Angle and Edge a double clothesline, followed by the "You Can't See Me" thing to Kurt. Cena came in, did his own and hit the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Only got a two, though. When John locked the Olympian in an Anklelock, his Kurtship rolled through and got the pinfall.

Recap of Mrs. H slapping people earlier tonight.

Commercial Break. On WWE.com, Vince told Bischoff that he's not firing him.

Kane returns next week.

Cue Vince McMahon.

McMahon is mad about seeing his family Stunned. So some one is going to pay, "By God, somebody's gonna be fired." He wonders who's to blame, claiming Americans like to blame. Weird. He says he won't fire Eric Bischoff because it wasn't his fault. Who's to blame?

Steve Austin. However, he won't blame Steve. He won't even fire him...yet. No. Who's to blame? The audience is to blame! McMahon blames the audience! They caused all this craziness! So VKM wants this:

He wants everyone all over the World to consider themselves employees so he can fire them. Lame so far.

The crowd chants "asshole" and Big Mac gets upset. He says that there are three more people who deserve some blame. Those three are the English Announce Team. King, Ross, and Coach all come to the ring. Crowd seems pretty blah.

Last week his son, wife, and daughter got stunned while the announcers all sat there. They did nothing. He demands an apology.

Coach apologizes. He damn near cries. Calls himself a coward. He worships Vince and thanks God for his safety. Coachman takes his leave and is forgiven.

Jerry Lawler apologizes. He too is forgiven.

Jim Ross is sorry that Vince's wife got Stunned. McMahon questions why Jim won't follow protocol. Ross finally does, but it's not good enough. Mac brings out Stephanie for an apology of her own.

The Million Dollar Princess demands an apology, but again hears that Jim's only sorry about her momma. She slaps him. Cue Shane...

Linda's music hits instead. Almost no reaction.

Lindy Mac takes the mic and says she will not let this continue. Last week was a chance to restart. You shouldn't yell and scream at people. You should take action. Action like this...

She then fires Jim Ross.

This is insane and not in a good way.

Linda then kicks him in the groin. The family celebrates and the show ends on a really flat note.