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JG's 11/22/04 Raw Insanity: Triple H Saves Thanksgiving
By James Guttman
Nov 24, 2005, 03:44
(JG Note: Happy Thanksgiving,
everyone. Know what to give thanks for? You guessed
it...Hunter Hearst Helmsley! Hooray!)
Katie Couric: Welcome back to the Thanksgiving
Day Parade. I'm Katie Couric and this year, thanks to NBC's interest in
getting WWE back onto the USA Network, we have quite the presence by
World Wrestling Entertainment. Joining me in the booth is Raw's
own John Coachman. Hello, John.
Coach: Hello. You know, Katie, for over
forty years World Wrestling Entertainment has always produced amazing
action that fans can't get enough of. In fact, Thanksgiving is
the time that we here at WWE give thanks to the fans for their
support. It's the diligence and commitment of those working
behind the scenes that gives us the strength that we need to carry
on. Katie Couric. You got that right, John. I know
that you're excited to be here.
Katie: You're not supposed to read that last line. Where it says Katie Couric - that's my line.
Coach: (whispering) What
are you saying? That's not on the teleprompter. Just read
your lines.
Katie: I am. I'm just telling you that you read the wrong line.
Coach: You're ruining this! If you don't
want to read the teleprompter, I will. (reading
on) You know, Coach. This year I decided to dress
like a traditional Pilgrim woman. I have on such a lovely dress,
made with the same fabric that the delicate women of the time period
wore.
Katie: OK, now you're just being stupid.
Coach: You got that right, Katie. What a wonderful dress.
Katie: Whatever, Let's just go down to
the parade. We're getting ready for our WWE float. Take a
look, fans. There he is. The giant Triple H balloon!
Coach: Now you see, I always thought that the,
uh, Macy's Day Parade would be underwater. You know,
because of the floating and stuff.
Katie: It's not floating. It's a float.
Coach: Like with Root Beer and ice cream?
Christy Hemme: Did someone say ice cream! Yahhhhh!
Christy Hemme runs into the booth. Her eyes are red and glowing.
Katie: Well, everyone welcome Christy Hemme,
the Raw Diva Search Winner to the booth. Hello, Christy.
Why are you foaming at the mouth?
Coach: Muwahahahahah! You and the rest
of the world have fallen for my ploy, Miss Couric. I have
convinced all that I am a dimwitted announcer, when in fact I have
hatched an evil scheme to take over the world. Meet
Christy. She and the rest of my possessed Diva Search Contestants
will do my bidding and kill all who stand in their way! Go to it,
girls!
Diva contestants, complete with fangs and glowing eyes, attack
everyone in the crowd. People run screaming through the
streets.
Katie: Oh no! Help! Oh, where is
Triple H? Only the Cerebral Assassin can save us from all this!
Coach: Oh, you're looking for Triple H? He's right here.
Coachman hits a button and a contraption lowers. Triple H is hanging from steel shackles.
Triple H: Coachman! You'll never get
away with this! Do you expect me to sit back and allow you to
take over the world?
Coach: Ha, ha. No, Mr. H. I expect you to die!
Katie: Please, Triple H! Save us!
Coach: Enough! Maria, eat her alive!
Possessed Wanna-Diva Maria begins to chomp on Katie Couric's head.
Katie: Help! Help! Oh God!
Hunter: Coachman, you'll never get away with this!
Coach: Oh but Mr. H, I already have. For
you see, the Divas have already run rampant through the crowd.
However, that's not all. No, no, no. My partner in evil, Al
Snow, is training their Tough Enough male counterparts. When the
process of training is over, they will all breed, creating a super race
of possessed evil. Then our true domination will be felt!
Hahahah! I guess this is the end for you, Mr. H. Once I hit
this button on my remote, you will be split in two by my evil laser
beam.
Hunter: Well, I have some bad news for you.
Triple H breaks the steel shackles with his bare hands and
bursts from his restraints. He knocks the remote from Coachman's
hand.
Coach: How did you….?
Hunter: I have super strength! Now, it's time to play the Game!
Coach: Joy, Christy, Michelle, Maria - get him!
Christy: (foaming at the mouth) Nya! Snarl! Hya! Hya!
Hunter begins pounding each one with vicious punches. He
eventually Pedigrees each one, knocking their heads off.
Coach: No!
Hunter: Now, all that's left is to dispose of you.
Hunter tosses Coachman from the perch down to the ground below
Coach: (falling)
Ahhhhh! I'll get you for this, Triple H! You'll rue the day
you messed with the Cooooooooach!
Splat
Katie: (wiping her head) Thank you, H-Man! Thank you so much!
Hunter: All in a day's work, girl. All in a day's work.
Fade to: Interior of an office.
Triple H and Vince McMahon are explaining this story.
Hunter: So, you see we can leave the end
open. Because the Tough Enough guys are out there
somewhere. So there's still a chance for a sequel. We call
it "Triple H Saves Thanksgiving." What do you think?
Steven Spielberg: I think you both should get the f**k out of my office.
Hunter and Vince leave. Triple H is dejected.
Hunter: I thought it was a good idea.
Vince: Don't worry, Trips. We'll just produce
it ourselves. I'll fire some mid-carders and free up some cash
for a film budget. Sound good? Huh? Good? Come
on. Smile. I'll buy you some ice cream.
Get your tickets early. This year, the H-Man saves Turkey
Day. That's Thursday, though. Today's Monday. What
will be the plan for Temporary GM Chris Benoit (as I reported on Friday
iin my JG Notebook)? Can Maven
possibly do anything more counterproductive to his career than he did
last week? Does Lita have evil intent on her mind as she
approaches another week of Trish Stratus animosity? Will Shelton
Benjamin have another successful Intercontinental Monday or will
Christian throw a wrench into the works? Has Edge finally
snapped? Who will Triple H find himself stuck facing now that
week two of his purgatory is in full effect? Where were the
80 bazillion people who bought The Rise and Fall of ECW DVD back in 2000
when they couldn't get over a 1.0 rating? Gear up and get
ready. Tonight's the 600th Edition of Raw and are you ready for
some wrestling? Yes? Too bad. This is Raw…
NFL Spoof Time: Shelton Benjamin is getting ready in the locker
room area. The camera is really strange in this one. It's
like the video of a low rent Spanish soap opera. El Shelton'
looks up to see a figure in a towel. It pans up to reveal a nose
guard-wearing Trish Stratus. Miss Trish has midcard fever.
She asks the IC Champ what he's here for. He replies that he has
a six man match tonight. Oh, Trisha pouts and asks "What about
Trish?" Benji replies that she'll be fine since she's "the
biggest slut on Raw." Strats tries to prove him right by opening
her towel. This causes Vince McMahon to appear and demand to know
what's going on. He cries out on the poor state of America's
Fabric. He condemns the racial and sexual overtones of this
segment. Shelt can't believe his ears. Big Mac responds.
"Oh Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African
American and everybody knows that African Americans are attracted to
Canadian White Women with broken noses. Now I'm sorry but the FCC
won't tolerate this and frankly, neither will I. I'm not going to
have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the
WWE. This is not the XFL. It's damn sure not the NBA.
Because it's this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and
other professional wrestler into the stands to attack the
audience. And if that were to happen, that would be the downfall
of civilization as we know it."
- Vince McMahon, 9:02pm
He said professional wrestlers! Anyone catch
that? He said it! He said it! Vince should also try
to stay away from saying any initials that end in "FL." I have
flashbacks each time. Also, who doesn't like
Canadian White Women with broken noses? Shelton tells the McMahon
to lighten up and then takes his leave. Alone with the chairman,
Strats drops the towel, jumps naked into his arms. She attempts
to kiss him, but the two can't negotiate a way around the nose
guard. Finally the NFL theme hits and Vince McMahon asks if we're
ready for some wrestling. He's like Hank Williams with an
expensive hairdo.
Raw Theme Plays. Dance or else Ron Artest will punch you in the face.
Look! Look! It's Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler! They're
in Buffalo and ready for week two of the guest General Manager Gimmick
Month. Who's tonight's GM? You don't know? Why
not? I told you on Friday.
Chris Benoit has a microphone. He's in charge and he's quite
taken by all the "politicking, sweet talking, ass-kissing." He
simplified things. He put a piece of paper on his door and all
people had to do was sign up to get a match. (JG Note: Sign
up sheet on a door? Good plan. Right here
tonight: Ben Dover versus Dick Trickle, Captain Butt Cheese
versus Hunter Sucks, and Vanilla Midget meeting Weenis in a vibrating
pickle match!) The mature WWE superstars don't do write
anything silly. Instead we end up with Maven against Gene
Snitsky. Maven wants payback against the thing that cost
him the World Title last week. Since he can't fight against His
Crappy Push, he settles for Gene. Batista avenges his Survivor
Series elimination loss to Chris Jericho. Lita then has a three
way with Molly Holly and Trish. Then it's John Coachman getting
his real match with "Good Ol' J.R." The King and the Cowboy are
shocked. This all leads us to tonight's main event. It's
the Toothless Aggressor himself, Chris Benoit, meeting Triple H inside
of a steel cage! A cage damnit! A cage! It's for the
title! A cage! A title! A cage! A title!
Cue the Baby Killer and lets turn this mother out!
Next Week on Nanny 911.…the newest Nanny to join our group,
Gene Snitsky, reeks havoc on an unsuspecting family, causing them to
call 911 for real. Don't you dare miss it!
Gene Snitsky stands in the ring awaiting his opponent, you know - the guy who looked like a punk last week.
(1) Gene Snitsky pinned Maven after a Pumphandle
Slam Snitsky's eye is still puffed out after he received a
punctured head at Survivor Series. This match just showed how
little chance Maven has on Raw. It also, along with Nidia's
release, reminds me of why the Tough Enough thing is such a waste of
time. Honestly, Mave, if you were GM of Raw for a week and find
yourself being fed to a rookie the next week - your future doesn't look
so bright. Think of all the money you'll save on shades.
Snitty hits the Pumphandle and gets the pinfall. Goodnight, Maven.
Commercial Break. If you're a guy, you should buy Clearasil for
Men. If you've been using the regular Clearasil, then you're a
girl. Ha ha. Pansy.
Evolution is standing in the parking lot. Triple H is irate over
the evening's card. He has to fight Benoit in a cage? Come
awwwwn! Ric Flair says some soothing words to calm the Gameboy
down. It works until Batista assures him that he has his
back. Unhappy with the promise that his back would be, uh,
gotten, Trips questions what happened last week. Where were you
then, Deacon Dave? Huh? Trippy barely won the match.
Don't pretend like you have his back. You don't. You didn't
have it at Survivor Series. Even after being explained slowly to
Davey's dumb ass, he still couldn't comprehend the importance of
back-getting. Pardon King Game if he's upset. He shouldn't
have to jump through hoops every week! Tista tells him to chill
and attempts to leave and prepare for his match with Chris
Jericho. Helmsley bets him a hundred bucks that he loses that
too. An insulted Batista takes his leave. You have insulted
me, sir. Good day! I said good day!
She's got Shirts…she knows how to shoot them.
Stacy Kiebler has a Johnny B. Mero sparkle gun full of shirts.
She shoots them into the audience but runs out. Oh no!
Luckily Kiebler has an ECW DVD in her underpants. She whips
it out and asks who wants it. Jerry Lawler gets pretty
ridiculous, hoping for the personalized copy from the girl with the
legs. He doesn't get it, though.
Cue Simon Dean.
That creepy short guy that smells like Old Spice?
No, that's Dean Malenko. Simon Dean is the Bodydonna Guy.
Simon Dean is in the house and he's here to say that ECW stands for
"Eating Causes Weight Gain." Instead, the fatties in the crowd
should buy his DVD. After Thanksgiving it will do them some
good. It's the Simon System DVD! Let's face it. Girls
like Stacy don't dig pigs. They dig men like Simon. You
know - little bit feminine, wearing blue spandex - those sort of
men. Kiebs denies this to be true and Dean stalks her
angrily. I'm not sure there's a superhero alive that could save
her.
Stand Back! There's a….oh, whatever.
Now I'm definitely sure there isn't. Hurricane's here. What
up wit dat and all that other fun stuff. If Deanie wants to
intimidate someone, why not the Great Gazzoo? Cane offers himself
to be threatened rather than the fair lady. Sy taunts his amateur
background and cheap shots the little green man. They brawl
with Helms getting the upper hand until he is hit with a low
blow. S.D. Nova then retrieves his workout belt from his bag, so
as to whip Hurricane like that proverbial government mule that JR
speaks of. Rosy comes out to save his little buddy.
Wow. Hurricane sure looks mad cool after comig to save Stacy and
getting his ass kicked. Go, Superheroes!
Commercial Break. If you win Metroid Prime 2: Echoes contest, you could
play a video game with a WWE superstar! The only catch is that if
you win, Bob Holly kicks the crap out of you.
It's Developmental Diva Melina Perez and Lingerie Bowl contestant
Candice Michelle backstage talking. They can't believe what's
going on with Batista and Triple H! They thought those two were
friends! (JG Note: Then again, they thought that little
people lived in the TV and put on shows.) This is just
foreshadowing for Ric Flair and Batista to show up. They are both
upset. Flair tries to calm the monster, but he claims that Triple
H cannot speak to him in the manner he has. He says that H is
"dead…dead wrong."
Commercial Break. "Let Yourself Go with Raw Live." What does that mean? Get really fat with Raw?
Hey Dave, our match is up next. The Deacon against the
Highlight of the Night. If you win, Triple H is gonna give you
get a hundred bucks?
Yup.
Nice. That would buy me like a hundred outfits. Nothing's cheaper than tin foil pants, baby.
(2) Chris Jericho defeated Batista via
disqualification Not much of a match here. For
foreshadowing purposes, I'd say that it makes sense. Considering
that Chris Jericho is eventually going to have his time as General
Manager, it makes sense to give him a side issue with Batista. He
got it here. It seemed as though a livid Davey B couldn't even
bring himself to follow the rules. Ross and Lawler both say that
they've never seen Tista spoken to in the manner he was earlier.
Where do things go from here? This whole Batista-Triple H
conflict isn't at all predictable…yet. Give us time,
though. The night is young and that will change. In the
end, the Right Hand of Satan tosses a Ben Franklin in the trash by
getting himself disqualified. It was a chokehold on Y2J as he
hung from the Tree of Woe that earned Batista a DQ loss.
Commercial Break. Oooo Fajitas. Remember that commercial? Yeah? It's back.
Triple H is a sarcastic clapper. He applauds Batista's loss and
tells him to fork over his $100. This causes some major
tension. An incensed Dave tells him that he walked from the ring
while Jericho was carried out. H responds that he didn't win the
match, which means he blew it. There's a lot of yelling and
spitting with Gamy informing his manservant that he has a million
dollar body with a ten cent brain. If Batista can't get the job
done, someone else will step in. Tista shouts "Screw You" and
leaves. The Champ then asks the Nature Boy to talk to the
dejected Dave, to which Flair tells him to lay off. Quit
it! Quit it, Hunter!
Todd Grisham has Edge backstage. He shows him footage of last
week's beat down on Christian, carried out by Edgy himself. You
want to know why, Grishy? Well the Edgeman is no longer a tag
wrestler. He deserves a World Title match! He earned
it! Everyone knows it, except for the Rabid GM Benoit. He
gave himself one! Adam Copeland deserves that
shot! Ask anyone! With that, we set out to ask, well,
anyone…
Christy Hemme and Robo-Maria are confronted by the long haired
Canadian. He asks if he deserves a title shot. Hemme says
no. After questioning her answer, the E Man tells her not to
apologize to him for her rudeness. Rather, she should apologize
to her mirror each morning. Oh snap! He told you, girl!
He approaches a PA, but says he's a lost cause. Double snap! Oh yeah!
He then confronts a random guy. He asks the same question.
His answer is another no. This guy says that he voted for Shawn
Michaels at Taboo Tuesday. Oh no, he di'int. Edger goes
buck and grabs him by the collar. Chris Benoit comes to the
rescue and pulls Edge from the random Taboo Tuesday Voter. He
tells him to bring it on. Mr. Copeland chooses instead to walk
away angrily. Huff!
Commercial Break. Watch Triple H's entrance on WWE Smackdown vs. Raw. Lord knows
you don't see it enough in real life.
How fitting is it that John Coachman's music sounds just like the Human
Oddities theme song? When it plays, I sing the lyrics for the
Oddities. I can't help it. Well, Jonathan Golga is front
and center and he's calling out Jim Ross. Actually, he did more
than that. He said that JR would have a heart attack. When
that happens, everyone would be happy (JG Note: According to the
person that told Coachman to say it.) That's just messed
up. Seriously, it's just messed up. Jim loosens his tie and
starts to walk that aisle.
Chris Benoit's giant head appears on the screen. Sorry,
Coach. When you signed up for a match with JR, Benoit thought you
meant "J.R" as in "Just Rhyno." That's who you're fighting.
(JG Note: That makes sense. Actually, no. No it
doesn't. How about Janet Reno? Why not have him fight Janet
Reno?)
Hello. What's your name?
I'm Rhyno.
Nice to meet you. I'm a Giraffe. Why don't you come back when you want to be a grown up?
(3) Rhyno pinned the Coach after a Gore Squish Squash. Gore. Pin. Bell.
Commercial Break. This Friday catch the Tough Enough Download on
Spike TV. It's sort of like catching a cold - only worse.
(4) Women's Champion Trish Stratus defeated Lita and Molly
Holly With less women on the roster, Raw seems more
focused. Unfortunately, there really isn't too deep of a talent
pool to go anywhere exciting after this ends. Holly had this
match won, but the sneaky nose guard girl tossed her away and covered
Lita after Holly hit her Molly Go Round. Strats retains her gold
and Leets smacks her face for good measure. What would her
husband say about that type of behavior? Hmmph. She should
be using jumper cables.
Batista is sitting with Ric Flair. Listen, Naitch. Tista is
tired of being mocked. To this, Ric explains that he's been
tired for 32 years. (JG Note #1: He should see a doctor
about that.) (JG Note #2: That's funny, he should have
retired about ten years ago.) You have to eat
crow once in a while, kiddo. Take it from Slick Ric. Don't
do something you'll regret. Dave answers that he will not regret
anything he does.
Commercial Break. "The Real Gilligan's Island" is coming to
TBS. Seriously. This is the same network that was too good
for wrestling?
Hey African-American, get ready for your match.
What the hell did you say to me?!
Oh, oh. I'm s,s,s,s,sorry, Mr. Benjamin. I thought that
since Vince joked about it, it was sort of, you know, fair game to kid
around. Oh Jesus. Please don't kill me.
Shelton Benjamin hits the ring and awaits his teammates.
Cool Things That Eugene Dinsmore Can Do: If he
meets a female fan that doesn't know wrestling's fake, he can stay in
character and cop feels on her by pretending to be "harmless."
Cool Things William Regal Can Do: Make pee-pee on stewardesses
(5) Shelton Benjamin, William Regal, & Eugene defeated
Christian & La Resistance when Bejamin pinned
Christian Although the tag division is lacking
lately, it was a good move to transition Regal and Gene there.
They add something more to it and following Dinsmore's solid main event
run, they have enough crowd interest. If only Hunter didn't eat
all his momentum in that cage. Oh well. The finish saw
Benji slam Sister Christian down with a T Bone Suplex for the
victory. After the contest, Gene-o invited some young children to
come dance with him. Hmmm- the Michael Jackson gimmick.
Interesting.
Mohammed Hassan and Khorosow Daivari are in an airport. They hate
airports. Since 911, they have to be put through racial
profiling. (JG Note: Mohammed Hassan goes through racial
profiling. That's weird. He sort of looks Italian,
right?) Apparently flying in planes is a real bitch for him
nowadays. You know, if this promo is true, his travel schedule in
WWE is gonna suck. Ever hear of Nathan Jones?
Commercial Break. The narrator in the ad for The Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore Collection
says that they are Adam Sandler's two funniest movies on one DVD.
I think he meant that they are Adam Sandler's only
funny movies.
Smackdown Rebound: John Cena and his magic kidney return to defeat Justin Guarini.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler, who's wearing a bright purple Miami Vice
suit, present the Raw Internet Question Thing. In case you're new
to the Internet and just happened upon my report and think it's the
WWE.com question, then welcome. You're pretty lost. While
you're here, you should send me money.
Backstage Triple H is knocked out and the whole world knows where this
angle is going. Now Hunter can't fight the Crippler. Oh
no! It must have been Batista who did it. He attacked the
Game and now he can't wrestle! No! No title match!
(JG Note: Now that Chris Benoit's GM, can't he strip Triple H of
the title if he doesn't wrestle? Can't he just declare the match
to be falls count anywhere and pin him as he lays on the ground?
Really, how stupid is Chris Benoit? A three year old would look
at this angle and say "duh.") Edge magically appears and an angry
Wolverine orders him to take H's place. Get in that cage,
Edgy. It's on.
(5) Chris Benoit defeated Edge in a Steel Cage Match
This was a solid match. I could see the frustration that some had
following the horribly blatant swerve before the break. It's
almost insulting that WWE thinks they fooled anyone. Just to
shock everyone, Dave shows up during the match and watches the action
backstage on a monitor. The announcers scream that he's not
supposed to be here and we cut to a commercial. After we return,
Jim Ross said things got "Ugly" during the break. He doesn't mean like
"Ugly" as in Survivor Series Theme Song "Ugly." I guess that's
good "Ugly." This is Ugly-Ugly. Confused? Good.
Following a Benoit head butt, J.R. says "Shades of Dynamite Kid Tommy
Billington!" (JG Note: Oh! That
Dynamite Kid. I though the meant Dynamite Kid Herbie
Shwartz.) The contest had a great ending. Edge speared
Crips and he fell through the cage door. Good ending, good
match. Bad angle to follow. Benny Wa wins.
Backstage, Batista is on his way to the ring where plans to call Triple
H out. He tells Flair that he and Hunter are getting a
separation. It's not because of anything he did wrong, little
guy. It's something that mommies and daddies do. They just
need some time apart and Ric needs to decide who he wants to live with.
Commercial Break. Skittles - Taste the Rainbow. Better than "Skittles - Like M&Ms, Only Fruity."
Batista is in the ring and Triple H is coming to play. He
confronts Davey B, literally going nose-to-nose, and informs him that
there's only one thing he needs to say.
"Well done, man."
- Triple H, 11pm
Duh. The doctors were fake and the entire Evolutionary Team was
in on it. Jim Ross and Chris Benoit were fooled, but no one else
was. Cue Randy Orton. Remember him?
Orton is in the house and it's because he's going to GM this thing next
week. (JG Note: If every other General Manager was any
indication, he'll fail miserably and look dumb compared to Triple
H.) Ort tells Gamy that if he wants to lock up with him next
week. Since Randall can't have a title shot, he'll wrestle for
the honor of having that "no title match" stipulation lifted. H
decides against it. Randy's cool with that. Next week's GM
screws up and says "tomorrow" rather than "next week" when stating the
alternative for the following and is laughed at by the crowd. Not
good. So here you go, Gamy, you can face…everyone on Raw in a
Battle Royal! With that, everyone on the roster comes out.
Seriously, even Steven Richards showed up. It will be 20 men with
the chance to win the gold, provided no more get fired by then.
Even Batista and Ric Flair can take part. You make the call,
H. You make the call.
We close out with a shot of a confused Helmsley. Since it's torn
from his earlier "attack," Triple H's shirt is hanging off his shoulder
like a 16 year old girl in 1988. No joke, with his shoulder
length hair, you could have written "B.U.M. Equipment" on it and he
would have been a dead ringer for a Gen X Sophomore Guidette.
Fade to black.
All in all…This was a solid show to a point.
WWE produced a solid hour and a half of entertainment, only to fall
short in the big finale. Although the end was flat and
predicable, the lead in was pretty good.
It's fun to see WWE testing the waters on Dave Batista. See how
much the crowd would pop for him and then quickly jump back. The
only problem with this is that it's a boy crying wolf scenario.
It's something that Ric Flair has done so many times that now he can
turn baby face and I'll always think he's going to turn heel
again. He could flip and become a hero for a year and I'd still
probably think "Yeah, this is a set up."
The weird thing is that Batista is actually in a great position to be
turned. The fact that the fans were so firmly behind it shows
that Randy Orton isn't the savior of Raw that WWE hoped he'd be.
The fact of the matter is that Dave Batista is pretty wasted on Raw now
anyway. I always thought he was put on Monday and given the suit
gimmick because of his similar look to Brock Lesnar. They were
both big tattooed monsters. Now Brock's gone. Send this man
to Smackdown and let him tear it up. Tonight's performance showed
that he could handle it and the fans seem ready for someone like him to
give it a go.
In the end, it was all for naught. Batista didn't turn
hero. Triple H fooled us all. As we head into next week,
Hunter has one thing to figure out. Does he face Randy Orton next
week or fight the entire roster in a battle royal? He might as
well beat the whole roster. He's going to do it eventually.
Wouldn't he rather just get it out of the way all in one night?
Does Mohammed Hassan know that working for WWE requires a hell of a lot
of airline travel? Who knows. We saw a lot tonight.
Edge and Benoit put on an awesome match. Gene Snitsky killed
Maven. Rhyno's first name is "Just." I guess like for
"Justin." Justin Rhyno. Sure.
Good effort all around with a flat ending. Had WWE capped
off this show with something that people actually took by surprise,
they would have really scored big.
Thanks for reading. See you next week. Be well.
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